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Britain doesn't have good fo..

>> No.9660981

>>9660980
they should really sell this in america

>> No.9660989

>>9660981
They should, they should also sell it in England, I'm so fucking jelly of these Scots.

>> No.9660999
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9660999

Have some more pics, they looks so good.

>> No.9661002

Throwing a bunch of random scraps into a box is not proper cuisine.

>> No.9661007

>>9661002
But it's proper delicious innit

>> No.9661008

>>9660980
..od.
you dropped these

>> No.9661012

>>9660981
agreed, we're lucky to find a place that sells meat pies

>> No.9661014

>>9661007
It looks absolutely repulsive. You just don't know what real food is supposed to taste like.

>> No.9661026

>>9660980
Has anyone ever tried making one of these from scratch? What items does it entail? It would be REALLY good if you made fries and chicken from scratch. This one's ribs look yummy, what's the sauce?

>> No.9661028

>>9660980
how much does one of those typically cost

>> No.9661032

>>9660980
Is this the real reason the french hate you?

>> No.9661064

>>9661028
£8.00~

>>9661032
I don't know why the french hate us, and I don't know why we hate the french, we just do.

>>9661026
>What items does it entail
Let your imagination run wild. The beauty is we (The British) have combined the flavours from all over the globe to make it our own.

>> No.9661174

>>9661028
The cheapest can be around £5-6 (possibly even sub-£5 for the very low end), price goes up with size (standard pizza box sizes) and quality.

>> No.9661187

>>9661064
Ok so lets see. I think french fries are a necessary component. Also pakora, onion or chicken? What is actually commonly served? Then kebab meat and I guess a yogurt or that mysterious sweet fruit dipping sauce? Anons from UK what goes in this typically?

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9661227

>>9661026
>yummy

No one should use this word past age 4.

>> No.9661238

>>9660980
Gimme a rundown on what's all in there

>> No.9661247
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9661247

>>9661187
>Ok so lets see. I think french fries are a necessary component. Also pakora, onion or chicken? Anons from UK what goes in this typically?
Here's a few though be aware that they're a tad up-market (the cheapest places don't do the whole online ordering thing), specific contents vary by price/size/quality of takeaway. You also get Chinese munchie boxes like in OP's pic and a few places do fried breakfast ones though I've not yet those.
>that mysterious sweet fruit dipping sauce?
Normally you'll get two sauces, a red chili sauce and an orange yogurty sauce, the second one is generally just called pakora sauce which is I think the one you're talking about.

>> No.9661266

>>9660980

and you all make fun of Americans for having unhealthy food. That's fucking disgusting

>> No.9661267
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9661267

>>9661247
>>9661187
Also sizes are generally 8'', 10'', 12'' or 16''. 8'' would be enough for a meal, 10'' a struggle for most sober men, 12'' enough for a drunk with leftovers for breakfast and 16'' to share.
Really though munchie boxes are entry-level stuff, you've got to delve into the more obscure stuff like sarebnis to really experience heart failure.

>> No.9661279
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9661279

>>9661267
>>9661247
>>9661187
Deep fried pizza involves taking a shitty frozen pizza and - surprisingly - deep frying it. It comes in two variants, normal and crunch (depends on if it's battered or not first).

>> No.9661316

>>9661247
>>9660980
anyone else find it funny they're just stuffing pizza boxes with random shit?

>> No.9661591

>>9661238
To me it looks like chicken wings, Chinese ribs, salt and chilli chicken, chicken nuggets, chips and salad. These things vary but this seems like a Chinese style munchie box.

>>9660999
This is what I'm more used to in Ireland. Looks like doner kebab, chicken pakora, onion bhajee, onion rings, chicken nuggets, chips, salad and a sweet chilli dip

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9661634

>>9661064

>> No.9661652

>Bongs are so far gone from the culinary art they seriously consider shoving random side dishes + parts of actual dishes into a box and putting dipping sauce in the center is "food"

>> No.9661737

>>9661652
It's drunk food. Theres a culture in Britain of eating this kind of shit when hammered after the pub. Nobody eats it sober

>> No.9662258
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9662258

>>9660980
>>9660999
>>9661267
>americans actually eat this garbage

>> No.9662270

>>9662258
We don't, it's not sold in America

>> No.9662280

>>9662270
>n-no w-we wish we could i-its the brits who eat like fatasses

>> No.9662285

>>9662280
I don't deny I'd eat it, and personally I don't care if someone is fat.

>> No.9662449

chippy box is best box

>> No.9662453

brits are fatter than americans now

>> No.9662488

>>9661026
>deep fried battered chicken breast
>salt and pepper chicken wings
>salt and pepper chinese ribs
>salt and pepper sliced chicken
>chips
>curry sauce in the middle

this is a chinese munchie box

>> No.9663164

>>9661064
>>9661174
thats a fucking deal, literally munchie heaven

>> No.9663199

>>9662453
they will be soon, this shit is worse than the US snack and drunk foods

>> No.9663375

>>9660980
why all the random fried onion everywhere

>> No.9663392

>>9663375
probably because it smells great when you are drunk af

>> No.9663421

>>9660981
I hate the sweet tooth culture in America, there's nothing savory that isn't being fucking compromised by sugar these days.

You fucking faggot nu-males I don't give a shit about what alton brown told you it doesn't taste better

>> No.9663463

>>9663421
brits are worse for the sweet tooth i think

>> No.9663468

>>9660981
They’d have to come up woth a better name though. “Munchie box” sounds like a name a particularly childish toddler would give his packed school lunches.

>> No.9663470

>>9661279
I love the lighting and the tablecloth in this pic. Everything is so depressing. Great photograph.

>> No.9663480

>>9660989
they sell them where i am
One the only benefits of L O N D O N

>> No.9663484

>>9661279
See this is gluttony on a level even Amerifats tremble in fear of.

>> No.9663490

>>9663480
i went to llondon once it were gay everyone was jumping out and giggl at it

>> No.9663497

>>9660980
>>9660999
looks like 10/10 food while getting shitfaced dam

>> No.9663507

>>9663497
I'm drunk AND British, and OPs pic looks fucking foul.

>> No.9663519

>>9660980
ITS CALLED A SPICE BOX AND STOP STEALING OUR STUFF

Sincerely, Ireland

>> No.9663534

>>9660980
how much is this "munch box" you speak of?

>> No.9663558
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9663558

>>9660980

how do I get this in america

>> No.9663592

>>9660999
In American I'd put that on a sammie

>> No.9663598

>>9663507
If it wouldn't look so soggy I'd eat it.

>> No.9663608

>>9660981
Looks like what I can get at all the chinese buffets around here in florida.

>> No.9663925

I'd unironically love to have one.

>> No.9663935
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9663935

>>9663592

>> No.9663939

>>9663592
Fuck off Jordon

>> No.9663941 [DELETED] 

Britain is a white cou-

>> No.9663961

>>9663592
Fuck off

>> No.9663974

>>9663935
fuck off jordan

>> No.9663984

>>9663935
>>9663939
>>9663961
>>9663974
>current year
>not filtering tripfags automatically

If I didn't know better I'd say this retard is bringing attention to himself by samefagging.

>> No.9663991

>>9663984
>2003+14
>thinking a problem will solve itself by looking away

>> No.9663998

>>9663991
You have to treat tripfags like children, ignoring them will always work when they want attention. I don't have to see their stupid posts as they're hidden. If you complain about tripfags and actively give them attention to drive them away, then you are a special breed of stupid.

>> No.9664035

>>9663998
Lurk more.

>> No.9664097

But honestly OP's pic would be nice on a sandwich

>> No.9664113

>>9664097
Fuck Off, Jordan!

>> No.9664157

>>9661634
>every single country posts themselves as most compasionate and least arrogant except for Italy and Czech

Hahaha. Fucking yuros.

>> No.9664216

>>9660980
>>9660999
how much does a muchie box run ?
tip and all if Im getting it delivered.
or is it only something I can get takeout?

>> No.9664225

>>9664216
>or is it only something I can get takeout?
You can make it in your own kitchen if you aren't lazy.

>> No.9664773

>>9661279
SCOTLAND FOREVER!!!!

>> No.9664791

>>9664225
>if you aren't lazy

It's a munchie box. If you're eating one, or considering eating one, you're too lazy. That's the entire point of them.

>> No.9664843

>>9663468
This. British nicknames and everyday words sound like an 8 yo came up with them.

>> No.9664886

>americans actually eat like this
>british food is terrible
This thread is in direct violation of 2 major circlejerks so I'm going to have to ask you to shut it down mkay

>> No.9665001

>>9660981
But they already do in Chicago, it's mostly Irish places and Italian places that steal ideas from their neighbors

>> No.9665047

>>9664843
That's just because you're pronouncing it in your whiny, nasally, irritating American accent.

>> No.9665087

>>9665047
HEY MAW! WHEN CHOO GON TO THA STOYER GET ME SOME OF THAT WAR-CHESTER-SHYER SAUCE AND SOME EXTRA TEEPEE.

>> No.9665103

>>9665087
>WAR-CHESTER-SHYER
Do Americans really say this?

>> No.9665129

>>9660980
do UK fags really eat this?

>> No.9665141

>>9660980
looks good but why are there diced onions and peppers all over the whole damn thing my nigga

>> No.9665153

>>9665129
Scotland.

>> No.9665167

>>9665103
more like wer-cester-shyer

>> No.9665185

>>9665103
I’m an American and I say it war-kester-sure. Everone and their mother has a different way of saying it around here though. Probably because not many towns in America have a similar name, and even the ones that do have similar names are pronounced oddly. For instance, I live near a town in North Carolina called Leicester. Tourists usually pronounce it lye-kester, but locals insist the proper pronunciation is lester.

>> No.9665199

>>9665185
That is how you pronounce it. Because that's how you pronounce the English city they copied the name from.

>> No.9665204

>>9665199
>Worcestershire is a city.
Dipshit.

>> No.9665215

>>9665204
Imagine waking up every morning and being this fucking stupid.

>> No.9665223

>>9665215
I know..
This is the level of ignorance /ck/ deals in these days.

>> No.9665235

>>9665199
I always wondered about that. I knew it was a copy of a British town’s name, but I doubted they had preserved the proper pronunciation all these hundreds of years. It’s a town in the heart of Appalachia, a region not exactly known for linguistic aptitude, and in extreme cases seeming to have a language all their own.

>> No.9665248

>>9665103
I'm American and people I know say "wooster-shire."

>> No.9665251

>>9665199
Same as the cheese. "Red Leicester" is pronounced like "red lester."

>> No.9665344

>>9665223
A shire isn't a city numnuts

>> No.9665349

>>9665344
That was the point being made.

>> No.9665359

>>9665344
He obviously meant Leicester. Now fuck off Jordan

>> No.9665367

>>9665344
fuck off Jordan.

>> No.9665387

>>9663490

did you visit from australia you abbo

>> No.9665874

>>9661634
>Greece thinks Greece is the most trustworthy
Hmmmmm

>> No.9665879
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9665879

>>9661026
>yummy

>> No.9665892
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9665892

>>9665879
Nice frog.

>> No.9665912

Irn Bru in glass bottles tastes better

Fact

>> No.9665944
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9665944

whats your go-to supper lads? fish or haggis for me

>> No.9665949
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9665949

>>9661591
>more used to in Ireland

In my experience munchy boxes look more like the OP's image. Where are you ordering from?

>> No.9665954

>>9665892
>mobile poster calling someone reddit

>> No.9665961

>>9660981
You have no idea how much of a fucking dumbass you are

>> No.9665987

>>9661634

Fuck Greece for real

>> No.9666014

>>9660980
Really really disgusting.
>Get fried food in pizza box.
>It's all soggy no crunch when you get home.

>> No.9666078

>>9663470
Orwellian takeout food.

>> No.9666092

>>9663935
>>9663592
fuck off jordan

>> No.9666100

>>9663935

fuck off, Jordan

>> No.9666201

>>9661634
>France
>views itself as most arrogant
>also views itself as least arrogant

>> No.9666212

>>9661634
>Germany
>Most trustworthy
ummm?

>> No.9666262

>>9663592
fuck off jordan

>> No.9666576

>>9665949
It's only really kebab places that do munchie boxes here. And to be honest most places don't sell them at all, they're not as common here as in Scotland and many haven't heard of them. The stuff in OPs photo is "Chinese" fast food which we don't generally see in kebab shops

>> No.9666638
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9666638

>>9661279
we have that in italy too

>> No.9666699

>>9666638
>thinks that a calzone and a pizza are the same thing.

>> No.9666714

>>9666638
Take your smegma filled vagina photos to /b/ this is a cooking board

>> No.9666724

>>9663468
Jack in the Box has Munchie Meals???

>> No.9666729

>>9666638
Deep fried calzones are fucking great.

That shit the Scots do is bizarre, though.

They dip an actual slice of low-quality pizza in batter, then deep fry it.

>> No.9666738

>>9666729
only poor people do this.
they die of heart problems by the time they're 50. typically they're from glasgow or the central belt.

they have resisted western civilisation and are an embarrassment

>> No.9666746

>>9660980
Perhaps you should discuss it on British website, Ameriboo.

>> No.9666846

>>9660981
no. this is vile. jack in the box munchie meals are superior to this slop. kys now.

>> No.9666898

>>9660980

Contains no bong fodder.

>> No.9666924

>>9660980
there was some Brit reality show about fattie bongs who just didn't understand why they were so fat and couldn't lose weight.

they had a hidden camera follow them around and they were eating candy bars for breakfast, a shitload of candy and cookies during work, huge lunches, and huge kebabs or munchie box feasts for dinner...every single day, and even more on the weekends. Brits are gonna be the new mega fatty master race.

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9667158

>>9666738
>the landmass around Glasgow known as "Britain"
>relevant

>> No.9668307

>>9665944
10/10 proper scottish chips

>> No.9668310

>>9666738
>>9667158
West coast is best coast ya bass

>> No.9668330

>>9660981
I think I get your joke. It's related to America's obesity and oversized portions, correct? That's pretty funny anon.

>> No.9669176

>>9661267
>sarebnis
I'm from Glasgow and have no idea what the fuck this is

>> No.9669188

>>9663935
fuck off, jordan!

>> No.9669349

>>9664216
About £8.00, also tip? This is Britain m8.

>> No.9669375

>>9666699
calzone is cooked in the oven, pizza fritta is deep fried

>> No.9669446

>>9663592
Fuck off jordan

>> No.9669458

>>9664216
Nobody tips in the UK, friend

>> No.9669460

>>9661634
Germany is most trustworthy, unless you're greek then it will kill you with debt and kick you out of the eu. Too be fair greece should never have been allowed its own money, useless nation.

>> No.9669993

>>9665103
Wooster-sher

>> No.9670003

>>9665251
Yeah that kind of cheeseis virtually nonexistent in the USA, so no reference point there.

>> No.9670085

>>9670003
>that kind of cheeseis virtually nonexistent in the USA
I buy it in my regular grocery store all the time. It's a pretty common cheese that appeals to the american palate because it tastes like cheddar but better.

>> No.9670086

>>9669458
Then how do you ensure good service?

>> No.9670093

>>9670085
I don’t know man, I’ve lived in America all my life and never seen or heard of it. Maybe I’m just stupid.

>> No.9670097

>>9663592
fuck off, Jordan

>> No.9670101

>>9661014
The munchie box is for drunks. It's not supposed to be fancy, you faggot.

>> No.9670113

>>9670086
You....pay them wages?

>> No.9670117

>>9670113
Literally comunism.

>> No.9670131

>>9670113
So then they have no incentive to work hard. They'll still get a paycheck regardless of service

>> No.9670150

>>9670131
Incentive? He's a takeaway driver, he's dropping food he didn't make at my house, I don't need him to fucking curtsey.

>> No.9670161

>>9670131
>Pay people poverty tier wages, the minimum the law allows
>Expect anything other than the minimum amount of effort dedicated to the job
Why are boomers so stupid?

>> No.9670212

>>9665204
Worcester is, though - and that's pronounced Wooster, you ignorant fucker.

>> No.9670289

>>9662280
Fuck yea I wish we had this, but it is literally british cusine

>> No.9670303

>>9670150
This is the kind of attitude that let's them get away with it

>> No.9670318

>>9661634
Germany is most and least trustworthy, according to Poland. Damn they're dumb.

>> No.9670324

>>9670212
No it isn't, dipshit.

>> No.9670364

>>9670318
they can always count on Germany to be untrustworthy

>> No.9670372

>>9670364
Truth
>Poland you need to take refugees
>We are taking Ukranian refugees
>No these syrian refugees from Africa

>> No.9670385

>>9663421
Yeah, never had a sweet tooth, but everyone wants dessert and sweet things. I just want salty, savory, and sometimes spicy foods.

>> No.9670412

>>9670161
>Go to school for basket weaving
>Live in the city
>Eat out for a shocking number of your meals
>$5 coffee every morning
>WAHH why am I so poor boomers did this

>> No.9670416

>>9670093
How many specific cheeses can you name? You probably haven't been sifting through the cheese counter at your grocery store and taking mental note of all the varieties they have. Now, if you live somewhere the only store is walmart or something, then forget about it.

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>>9661634

>> No.9670422

>>9670324
My family is originally from Worcester, Mass. It's pronounced "wooster."

>> No.9670467

>>9665235
The sauce is named after the English town, not the US one, so it's irrelevant.

>> No.9670479

>>9662453
Not true in this case, this thread is mostly Scottish junk food and they're heroin addicts so aren't actually overweight

>> No.9670572
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9670572

>>9670324
Oh yes it is you stupid cunt, and get this - Shire isn't pronounced 'Shyre'. It's 'Sher'.
York-Sher
Lester-Sher
Wooster-Sher
NOT
'Yorke Shyre', 'Leisester Shyre' or 'Worsester Shyre'.
Fuck you.

>> No.9670737

>>9670572
Why isn't it worse-ter-sher? That makes the most sense.

>> No.9670755

>>9670572
It's pronounced wuster-shear you retard.

>> No.9670831

>>9670737
Don't blame me: it's the same school of thought that insists that the name 'Cholmondeley' is pronounced 'Chumley'.
British English pronunciation is funny like that.
>>9670755
What the fuck, man.

>> No.9671018

>>9663592
fuck off jordan.

>> No.9671692

>>9666746
I'm discussing it on the British World Wide Web m8.

>> No.9672438

>>9660980
M8 this looks amazin

I'd prefer a bit of fried rice too considering i'll be eatin with fork n spoon tyvm. Also a good way to fit in sum token veg

>> No.9672446

>>9668330
Don't be so sensitive, bud. They literally sel this in Yuroland so why would it be a joke about Americans. That box looks good to anyone with tastebuds

>> No.9672454

>>9663592
Fuck off, jordan

Ya twat

>> No.9672471

>>9661227
>Being this joyless and insecure
>Thinking said qualities make you a "real adult"

Sad!

>> No.9672481

Nothing in the standard munchie box is British.

>> No.9672496

>>9661279
>>9661267
Typo, for anyone who hasn't heard of a sarbeni (I sure hadn't).

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sarbeni

>> No.9672505

>cheap meat
>everything fried so it tastes good to boring palates
>shit ass half water sauce
>onions on everything so it has to taste good

low quality poorfag food.

>> No.9672560

>>9663421
This
I hate sugar

>> No.9672701

>>9665103
were sister share. Or worses stair share.

>> No.9672744

>Oi guvnah those paki blokes are true English, they make all the best food in britistan!

>> No.9672751

>>9665103
OI YU PHUCKING WANKA ITS CUZ

were american

>> No.9672766

>>9670572
FROM HIGH GREEN
AND IM HIGH ON GREEN WEED ahahahahha

shaffield m8z

>> No.9672897

>>9665954
why are you fags obsessed with people using their phones to post here? who the fuck cares; we're all faggots

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9672932

I should go to Glasgow and try one. Also, come here and try an HSP. A good HSP is amazing.

Pic related: munchy box will do same amount of damage to your liver

>> No.9673049

>>9660980
How long until a canny Scots chippie just deep fries the whole box?

>> No.9675160

It's just one of those things where if you are not hungry, it looks like garbage.
But when you haven't eaten all day and need to just kill yourself with food, it's the best thing ever.

>> No.9675173

>>9660980
what makes that good? the enormous amounts of grease?

>> No.9675467

>>9661279
THIS LITERALLY LIKE PURE CARBS

>> No.9675494

>>9675467
So?

>> No.9676110

>>9661227
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S4YW0Pm9zE
Jesus you're a fag.

>> No.9676121

>>9675467
So are french fries, but you still eat them.

>> No.9676126

>>9661279
>taking a shitty frozen pizza
Stopped reading there, discarded.

>> No.9676865

>>9675467
acktually there might be some pepperoni or sausage on that pizza, plus there's a lot of fat from the fryer oil , so it's not pure carbs, stop with your anti-Scots hate, i know you're an English

>> No.9676948

>>9660980
You ever heard of the sweetie munchie box, its the same shit but instead of everything being smothered in grease it's smothered in sugar

>> No.9677769
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>>9662258
For once I kinda wish we did.

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Living in a shit bit of Glasgow may have it's downsides but the take aways are fucking great.

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>>9660981
As an american, I would eat that every day

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>>9663468
>he judges food on its name