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>> No.9665467

>>9665462
Again?

>> No.9665469

>>9665462
What?

>> No.9665549

>>9665462
We do this at the cottage but with a turkey and a trashcan. Real good except when you incinerate it.

>> No.9665562

>>9665462
I'm just wondering, but do you think the person holding the camera could maybe wobble it around a bit more?

>> No.9665576

>>9665462
I feel bad for the old guy

>> No.9665581
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>> No.9665606

>>9665581
Anyone who's been drunk has cooked that or something like it.

>> No.9665637

>>9665606
>Anyone who's been drunk has cooked that or something like it.
It's pretty damn good, drunk or not.

>> No.9665656

>>9665637
Of course it is. But why present it as something new?
I suppose it's possible the video was also made while drunk.

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>> No.9666067

Post the hamburger getting chopped up mixed with frying batter and fried as burger nuggets.

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>>9666067

>> No.9666129

>>9665581
>white people finding out about making fried rice with hot dogs for the very first time

if youre asian, you pretty much had this shit at some point.

>> No.9666155

>>9666129
Nigger, this looks average for any white who isn't american.

>> No.9666397

>>9666155
>any white who isn't american

Right, they make the same thing without any spices.

>> No.9666416

>>9665462
>On his lawn

>> No.9666433

>>9666102
>barfinganimegirl.png

>> No.9666455

>>9665919
>Pouring salt so it goes on the top and basically nowhere else on the meat.
But why though?
>>9666102
>Big Mac Ice-cream spirals.
BUT WHY!?!?!?

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>> No.9667048

>>9667024
Who is the roastie and why is she dressed like a slut just to serve...

oh...

>> No.9667087

>>9666455
Pretty sure it's a joke since he's dressed like the guy from the salt meme, unless that is the same guy

>> No.9667098

>>9667024

I feel like you'd get some wicked brain freeze if you ate all that ice cream before it melted.

>> No.9667111

>>9665581
>Cooking with sesame oil

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>>9666592

thiccc

>> No.9667116

>>9667024
DISGUSTING

>> No.9667352

>>9666592
Chinaman cheesecake.

>> No.9667445

>>9665462
>>9665576
He looks SO keen. Like he hand-made a dry rub and coated the chickens himself with loving care. Waiting in anticipation for a delicious succulent chicken meal. Then opening it to reveal nothing but cinders. Fuck. F U C K, night ruined, it's over, going to bed hungry.

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>> No.9667542

>>9667479
please tell me who this juggy is

>> No.9667544

>>9667024
I hope her family have disowned the slag

>> No.9667548

>>9665462
how fuckin hot did he get this thing?

>> No.9667560

>>9667479
mommy...

>> No.9667564

>>9667499
memes aside that is make my mouth water holy fuck

>> No.9667584

>>9667479
Not a single taco (culinary) zoom in. Now I am going to wonder forever whether it was ground or pulled beef.

>> No.9667650

>>9667499
Meat looks nice but everything about that bandsaw and how he's using it makes me crazy.

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Done dumping all the food qts that I have.

>> No.9667774

>>9667087
It is the same guy
He has doing the salt thing way before it became a meme

>> No.9667775

>>9665581
are they implying you eat this with chopsticks?
not even asians do this

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>>9667748
>>9667754
delet these

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>> No.9668148

>>9666397
Stupid gook. You're not supposed to take the nigger's side you fucking slant-eyed chink bastard.

>> No.9668172

>>9668123
Why would someone record this? Also what flavor La Croix is that?

>> No.9668178

>softcore porn thread
I'm not complaining btw

>> No.9668181

>>9667111
What's wrong with this?

>> No.9668184

>>9667650
should send that video to OSHA desu

>> No.9668200

>>9668184
He lives in turkey, I don’t think they’re gonna be able to nab him

>> No.9668210

>>9668123
i want to punch this bitch in the face she is so obsessed with herself

>> No.9668212

>>9668200
>turkey
oh well he's already in hell so there's not much more for us to do

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>> No.9668328

>>9668210
She is going to date some guy
And that guy is going to cheat on her.
You really dont need to put her in her place, she'll do it herself when faced with the slightest insecurity.

>> No.9668334

>>9668123
Hot

>> No.9668335

>>9665581
Nothing even got any sear marks on it because the heat wasn't high enough. Obviously a wok with those powerful gas burners is the best for fried rice but I've still made decent fried rice at home by using high heat and working in batches.

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>> No.9668360

>>9668172
peach-pear

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>> No.9668389

>>9667733
...is it just me or does she (appear to) lack a bellybutton?

>> No.9668390

>>9667048
If you have to ask who she is, you are underaged, or just got here from ribbet.

>> No.9668402

>>9665462
Isn't that how you make charcoal, maximum heat and no air flow?

>> No.9668408

>>9665581
this is called arroz chaufa
typical peruvian dish from asian influence

>> No.9668431

>>9668389
you need to get out more if you can't figure it out

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>>9668325
do you have the 72 nuggets one?

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>>9668438

>> No.9668469

>>9667087
It's the same guy trying desperately to hold on to his 5 minutes of internet fame.

>> No.9668475

>>9668452
cheers.
don't know why I thought it was 72.

>> No.9668488

>>9665919
salt bae is based as fuck

>> No.9668490
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>> No.9668502

>>9667748
sauce??

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>>9667024
Disgusting whore. Hellfire when she dies.

>> No.9668526

>>9667737
y tho

>> No.9668552

>>9665581
Nasi goren from hot dogs... kys. Promtly.

>> No.9668562

>>9668210
>punching someone in the face for making fetish porn
everyones gotta make a living anon

>> No.9668575

>>9667702
>This kills the infant.

>> No.9668576

>>9668502
Pancakes don't have sauce. Just maple syrup.

>> No.9668594

i’ve seen all of these before.

>> No.9668604

>>9668475
72 virgins

>> No.9668631

>>9667737
Not only is that disgusting but imagine if it got stuck in her throat, their options for helping her include stabbing her in the throat to open a breathing hole (hoping the butter isn't stuck so low that the stoma is useless) and asking her to write down her last wishes while they wait for her to die.

>> No.9668645

>>9668631
You could literally piss down her throat to save her.

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>>9668552
Main image on nasi goreng wikipedia entry is with hot dogs. So you're dumb.

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>> No.9668668

>>9667695
O K A S A N
K
A
S
A
N

>> No.9668675
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>>9667048
>dressed like a slut
have you ever seen a slut

>> No.9668676

>>9668123
what is the appeal of la croix?
i tried one the other day and it tasted like nasty water

>> No.9668684
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>>9667499
>it's okay to be autistic if you're handsome

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>>9668389
She lacks tits, why not bellybutton too?

>> No.9668691

>>9668685
The goys know, shit it down!

>> No.9668709

>>9667024
cute couple :3

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>> No.9668718

>>9668123
>she will never drink your cum while staring into your eyes without blinking

end it already

>> No.9668734

>>9668389
She's wearing pants to cover up her mommy stretch marks

>> No.9668772

>>9666102
genius

>> No.9668781

>>9668490
This is what I miss the most about Mexico. Micheladas are god tier.

>> No.9668870
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>>9667695
Fucking goblin faced fat fuck

>> No.9668877
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>>9668870
She's not the worst of them desu

>> No.9668883

>>9668877
Jesus

>> No.9668888

>>9668452
>american standard
it sure is

>> No.9668896

>>9668469
>gets posted on every single webm thread on /ck/
>5 minutes of internet fame
i think that is more than five minutes my dude.

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>>9667748

i hope she is having a nice life

>> No.9668905

>>9667499
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS ONE BEFORE. THANK YOU SALT BAE.

>> No.9668912

>>9667715
U G L Y
G
L
Y

>> No.9668916

>>9668903
based on her facebook page it seems that she is happy.

>> No.9668918

>>9668469
all the dude does is post meat/salt videos for people to enjoy. why you gotta shit on him like that?

>> No.9668929

>>9665581
That would be bettet without the hot dogs.

No vegan.

>> No.9668950

>>9667542
Pornstar. Could be Ava Addams

>> No.9668952

>>9667748
I want her to do porn.

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>>9668918
Being posted on 4chan hardly makes one famous.

>> No.9668963

>>9668123
Is this S I P?

>> No.9668969

>>9668903
>>9667965
She's a hot chick. Shell be more than fine you thirsty fucking vaginas. She'd probably turn you down for a date.
Feel bad for however many men with cerebral palsy, who couldn't take the loneliness and feelings of worthlessness for another day, blew their brains out this year. The ones that would get mockery instead of pity.

>> No.9668970

>>9668952
p-please don't l-lewd her :(

>> No.9668974

>>9668953
I repeat: Why you gotta shit on him like that?
Also, he only posts videos on Twitter. Everything else is just other people reposting.

>> No.9668977

>>9668974
pls share his twitter, i wanna look at his salt videos.

>> No.9668978

>>9667499
always bae salt the salt

>> No.9668985

>>9668654
>any sausage is a hot dog
Muritard

>> No.9668986

>>9668985
Look at and tell me with a straight face that isn't a fucking hotdog. Don't be willfully ignorant.

>> No.9668990

>>9668970
Sorry anon, I got needs.

>> No.9668996

>>9668986
Looks more like British bangers to me.
Anyways thev description says sausages, not hot dogs.

>> No.9668998

>>9667724

sauce now holy fuck

>> No.9669004

>>9668998
the zoo in heat season

>> No.9669012

>>9665581
Dad used to make me saffron rice with hot dogs when I was a kid

>> No.9669019

>>9668666

kek

>> No.9669025

>>9668631
>stuck
its fucking butter even if it didn't slide down it would melt

>> No.9669054

>>9668181
Sesame oil is a terrible oil to heat and a God tier oil to drizzle on food after the food has been cooked. He should have waited until the end.

>> No.9669056

>>9668888
kek
sick quads btw

>> No.9669153

>>9668123
Pretty much the perfect woman. If your missus cant do this then she isnt worth putting your dick in.

>> No.9669162

>>9668148
Only about food, anon.

>> No.9669174

>>9669054
today I learned

>> No.9669179

>>9667724
STOP MAKING A MESS IN MY KITCHEN WOMAN!!!

>> No.9669181

>>9668631
I'd run to her room, grab her horse dildo and ram it down her throat.

>> No.9669182

>>9667733
She looks fun

>> No.9669185

>>9666067
>Frying batter
>Fried
It's ice cream made on an anti griddle. I'm not joking.

>> No.9669187

>>9668343
What is the white flaky shit I always see them sprinkle on?

>> No.9669404

>>9667048
>>9667116
>>9667544
>>9668508

When the fuck did /pol. infiltrate /ck/? back to /v/ and /tv/ you cucks

>> No.9669407

>>9667775

this triggered me almost as much as the DELISH at the end.

>> No.9669415

>>9667499
i wish i could meet this guy just so i could punch him in the face

>> No.9669417

>>9667695
bitch should stay of the creme, or she'll be the personification of a twinky

>> No.9669422

>>9668343
fucking disgusting american garbage

>> No.9669427

>>9667048
>>9667116
>>9667544
>>9668508
lol triggered dicklets

>> No.9669433

>>9669404
4chan as a whole has ALWAYS been bigoted, you fucking mongoloid.

>> No.9669437

>>9668469
He's doing his act for Saudis in Dubai now and probably getting stupid money for it, I don't think he needs internet fame.

>> No.9669440

>>9669415
>hipster advertises his own steakhouse
>actually works
Yeah, let's hang this cock sucker.

>> No.9669443

>>9665581
ive always done this

>> No.9669463
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>>9668969
This made me think of Josh Blue. Poor guy's wife died, and she was only 7 years old.

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>>9668675

>> No.9669479

>>9668631
or wait a couple of seconds until her body heat melts it and it goes through
and no, she doesn't need no damn eggs

>> No.9669482

>>9668996
>Looks more like British bangers to me.
it doesn't look remotely like a british banger dude.

>> No.9669487

>>9669440
>hipster
what the fuck are you talking about

>> No.9669489

>>9668969
>have cerebral palsy
>want to shoot myself but my fingers are all too fucked up to use a gun
>some nerd on a cantonese basket weaving forum whiteknights for me assuming I'm in the actual position to be able to commit suicide

>> No.9669491

>>9669487
Shut that fuck hole, boy.

>> No.9669493

>>9669489
so jump off a building

>> No.9669505

>>9668734
>he has never seen a girl in shorts in his life
man, I'd kill myself but that would also require to go outside anyway so I'm sure you won't do it

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>>9669493
you try to do that while being strapped to one of these babies

>> No.9669517

>>9665562
Lmfao I'm dead

>> No.9669534

>>9669415

You'd prolly do a lot better keeping your fat ass firmly seated in front of your monitor senor bad-ass.

>> No.9669542

>>9666129
>shitty meat with rice instills a sense of pride in the Asian community
Boy you guys sure are advanced.

>> No.9669545

>>9667542
Ariella Ferrera

She also has a VR scene where she feeds you cookies as you cuck her husband.

>> No.9669546

>>9668996
Dude its a hot dog.

>> No.9669549

>>9666102
I need one of these.

Not that disgusting abomination, but the thing it was made on.

>> No.9669589

>>9668998
Few minutes of reverse search gave me the result. You're a faggot.

>> No.9669608

>>9667479
I was expecting a black guy to enter the kitchen.

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>>9667695

>> No.9669696

>>9669433
I don't see that in the rules >:|

>> No.9669702

>>9669696
Also I feel like that's a get of some sort

>> No.9669707

>>9669702
Its not you retarded nigger

>> No.9669708

>>9667733
How is this legal? She's nearly nude.

>> No.9669720

>>9669534
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>> No.9669723

>>9668675
What type of insect are those exactly?

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>>9668452

>> No.9669726
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>>9665581
why not just leave out the hotdogs.

>> No.9669751

>>9669723
have you never seen a mosquito before?

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>>9668389
belly buttons are for uggos

>> No.9669768

>>9669751
None that look anything like that.

>> No.9669781

>>9669162
It's ridiculous though. I've been watching Townsend's channel and even 18th and 19th century whites seasoned the shit out of everything they ate.

The first 30 years of mass marketing and refrigeration completely destroyed most culinary traditions of this country.

>> No.9669789

>>9667114
>arms
no she's a cow

>> No.9669815

>>9668490
Fucking disgusting mate.

>> No.9669866

>>9669707
>Its not you retarded nigger
>Its not
>Its
>retarded
whoo boy

>> No.9669931

>>9667499
I bet he can suck a mean dick.

>> No.9669949

>>9665581
the rice to other shit ratio is way off, this is gonna taste like straight peas

>> No.9669977

>>9669514
Drive into a pool

>> No.9669981

>>9668952
Makes you think, what's masturbating like for her?

>> No.9670007

>>9669187
Probably cotija cheese

>> No.9670019

>>9666102
this pisses me off

>> No.9670022

>>9669981
What would a hand job be like?

>> No.9670039

>>9669789
low test
>>9669768
>>9669751
>>9669723
I checked, supposedly midge/flies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJjqAajbrPE&feature=youtu.be

>> No.9670045

>>9667024
didnt expect her to get blacked out of nowhere

>> No.9670065

>>9670039
>each burger has half a million flies

>> No.9670074

>>9669422
*Mexican

>> No.9670127
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>>9668438
I wanna eat that

>> No.9670165

>>9670039
>low test
I like em thicc but she is obviously trying to emphasize substandard tiddy and her arm girth shows her body is xbox hueg outside of her carefully crafted myspace angles.

>> No.9670169

>>9669725
The most appropriate reaction image ever.

>> No.9670225

>>9669764

But Emily Bloom is a sex doll, so obviously no bellybutton.

>> No.9670226

>>9668781
Good thing you can buy all of this easily almost anywhere in the world.

Micheladas are my favorite drink, and I make them almost every day.

>> No.9670250

>>9668870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QG-KHMSeEw

>> No.9670261

>>9669708
You need to go back achmed

>> No.9670273

>>9669404
They do it because they know idiots like you will reply to them

>> No.9670286

>>9669708
in the autistic land of America, as long as vaggo, nipples and anus are covered, everything else is ok.

>> No.9670298

>>9669708
>literally wearing a bra for a "top"
It's legal, just tasteless.

>> No.9670305

>>9669781
that and spices becoming accessible to the masses made the elites eschew all of them but pepper and vanilla. then when the middle class grew after industrialization they started aping the elites too. then after the wars they never went back to using spices.

now you have established chefs putting pepper in places cayenne would be much better for heat (it alters the flavor of the dish lesser to impart the same amount of heat) and idiots on /ck/ saying that using spices "covers up" the natural flavors of ingredients instead of complimenting it. to add another layer of irony these same people will wax lyrical about the complexity of flavors in wine and cheese(no covering up of the grapes/milks natural flavors through fermentation and ageing there)

>> No.9670326

>>9670039
>7 times the amount of protein in normal patty
/fit/ just found the perfect burger.

>> No.9670345

>>9668210
bitch thinks she hot shit but who fucking cares?

>> No.9670355 [DELETED] 
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>>9670225
No flaws on her chest either. The perfect, sinless body.

>> No.9670358

>>9669720
>gorilla warfare
Please tell me you aren't this stupid. I can see you have autism from your spastic post but come on man.

>> No.9670362

>>9670358
...

>> No.9670375

>>9667754
>Not "cerebral pastry.webm"

>>9668328
She's married.

>>9668389
>>9668685

I had a patient once who lacked a visible belly button entirely. I guess it just heals perfectly on some people.
Wish I could have taken a photo but they don't let you do that.

>>9668977
https://www.instagram.com/nusr_et/
https://twitter.com/Nusr_et_TR

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>>9666455

>> No.9670395

>>9670358
...actually replying to copypasta.

Just new here? a retard? Or both?

>> No.9670399

>>9670375
I heard if you have umbilical hernia surgery or something like that they remove the bellybutton along

>> No.9670409

>>9670362
>>9670395
Haha omg newfags every1 look

>> No.9670456

>>9670358
he was serious, be careful and stay safe ;^)

>> No.9670464

>>9668666
My friend did this when he was offered tequila when he was ~15yo, he had seen this vid and thought that was the way to do it.

>> No.9670477

>>9668905
https://youtu.be/1_qgMtyx4Cw

for (you)

>> No.9670485

>>9668666
>Americans

>> No.9670487

>>9669187
Cotija or panela cheese. I see those in every street joint here in mexico.

>> No.9670495

>>9667695
Who is this semen... Orc

>> No.9670505

>>9670495
Don't, she fucks blacks the most

>> No.9670516
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>>9670505
Why can't these types of porn stars ever just fugg shotas.

>> No.9670525

>>9670516
Well the law for one.

>> No.9670529

>>9670525
You know what I mean.

>> No.9670539

>>9670529
I know I've reported you to the FBI.

>> No.9670541

>>9670505
AWWwwwww

>> No.9670555

>>9670539
Lame.

>> No.9670580

>>9669433
Bantering with anons and calling them double nigger faggots is not the same as being a genuine stormfag, fuck off newfag.

>> No.9670616

>>9670580
That's why I used the word bigoted instead of racist, you dumb fucking nigger.

>> No.9670619

>>9670516
Because that's often illegal.

>> No.9670627

>>9670619
They don't have to be real shotas damnit.

>> No.9670696

I need the webm of some russian or belarus-ian guy cooking some crazy shit with potatoes in his weird cramped little home.
p.s. there also is like a big bin of carrots in his hovel as well

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>> No.9670751

>>9670399
There wasn't a surgical scar either, though. Just a smooth belly.
It was pretty.

>> No.9670794

>>9668315
>let's create a dish that vaguely resembles an upside-down spider
At least I know this isn't Noma, seeing as they'd probably just serve a spider.

>> No.9670802

>>9670743
>>9669931

>> No.9670806

>>9670627
That's why I wrote 'often' illegal.

>> No.9670823

>>9667024
That looks nice, oh..never mind.

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>> No.9670914

>>9669720
Watch out we gotta badass over here

>> No.9670927

>>9670358>>9670914

>Being this new

>> No.9670933

>>9670914
still can't believe faggots fall for this pasta

>> No.9670972

>>9670849
Think about that big sloppy oily poop that's gonna poke out of her powdered little balloon knot after consuming all those burgers (I'm imagining it being powdered *sniggers*)

Mouth is watering Imagining the whole thing sliding into my gaping lips, the undigested oils dripping off and down my face. The first bite, oh that first bite would be amazing. I can Just imagine it being packed as tight as a Vienna sausage but bigger, stickier, and most definitely stinkier!

>> No.9670973

>>9665462
Poor Larry David

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>>9670914
>>9670933

Trick'd

>> No.9671007

>>9667499
>saw has a guard on it
>shoves it out of the way and cuts the steak off free hand
I can't tell if he's retarded, just trying to show off for the camera, or both.

>> No.9671024

>>9667024
Kill yourself.

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>>9670972

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>>9670972

>> No.9671071

>>9668877
That lip ring is just the fucking icing on the shit cake

>> No.9671093

>>9671007
>I can't tell if he's retarded, just trying to show off for the camera, or both.
Yes.

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>>9670972

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>>9668877
>getting tattoos that spell out TACO on your fingers
fucking why. is she trying to make herself unemployable in the most retarded looking way possible?

>> No.9671173

>>9670972

Gross

>> No.9671183

>>9666102
fucking degenerate

>> No.9671188

>>9671153
She can mooch wellfare for her condishuns, she'll be fine

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>>9670972

>> No.9671355

>>9670972
but... why.

>> No.9671531

>>9670743
i have had enough of this dude

>> No.9671655

>>9669708
where I live women can be completely naked from the waist up in public and it's fine. Sometimes it's great but often it's not.

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>>9670849

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>>9670972

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>>9670972

>> No.9671774

>>9670743
This is the type of the guy that will get cut up and eaten first by his friends when they're stranded on an island and he won't do anything because he's afraid of a coconut

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>>9670972
OH MY

>> No.9671821

>>9670326
why? we don't digest protein as well as suggar, it's literally useless to overeat it in a single meal, unless you are trying to get hard shit.

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>>9668631
thats what dicks are for

>> No.9671845

>>9671686
fuck off

>> No.9671861

>>9668666

Ah, the Tequila Stuntman.

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>>9670375
haha

>> No.9671996

>>9671665
>raw egg
That's how you catch the sarsaparilla poisoning

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>>9671939
Is that Leonardo di Caprio or Rich Evans?

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>>9670972

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>>9665581
In Hawaii we have spam fried rice. It aint half bad.

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>>9670972

>> No.9672337

>>9671686

I don't understand this woman. Would somebody care to explain her? Why is she?

>> No.9672344

>>9665462
This is actually a delicacy and was cooked this way intentionally

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>>9671686
I'm not sure what these videos are for, but I had assumed they were to show off her looking good doing random stuff or something. Her name is Anna Speckhart.

>> No.9672591

>>9665462
wala

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>>9670972

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>>9670972

>> No.9672703

>>9671007
>i can't tell if he is showing off

you might seriously have autism

>> No.9672707

>>9670972
kys

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>>9671845
I'm sorry you don't appreciate true beauty.

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>> No.9672772

>>9668488
Kill yourself

>> No.9672773

>>9668675
:/ that's sad as fuck

>> No.9672777

>>9671655
where do you live anon?

>> No.9672782

>>9668877
LOL Taco on her fingers, jesus christ

>> No.9672785

>>9666592
The branding of the jigglecakes. How cruel.

>> No.9672842

>>9670720
hahaha, this is a new one for me
god bless those nips

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>>9670972

>> No.9672858

>>9670580
Actually, it's exactly the same. You can try Facebook, Twitter or tumblr, they sound more your speed.

>> No.9672866

>>9669433
>>9672858
spotted the new fig

>> No.9672874

>>9672733
she looks like an elf from LotR

>> No.9672977

>>9669187
Dried semen.

>> No.9672997

>>9665462
Kek!

>> No.9673021

>>9667024
Mods
This is not /pol/

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>>9666102

>> No.9673025

>>9669708
In lots of places she could be topless legally if she wanted.

>> No.9673028

>>9672773
No its not, they love it

>> No.9673043

>>9668575
>cheaper than an abortion

>> No.9673047

>>9669054
that is gross

>> No.9673053

>>9668666
>tequila
>not even once

>> No.9673059

>>9671007
Been cutting meat for years. I only bother with the guard when the boss is around or when I've been drinking on my lunch hour.

>> No.9673066

>>9671996
its okay, japanese chickens are pure and unsullied unlike their promiscuous western counterparts
raw egg is a-ok

>> No.9673085

>>9672785
Ive been branded, it's not so bad.

>> No.9673099

>>9672733
>that knife struggle

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>>9672769

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>>9670972

>> No.9673264

>>9670743
This video would make way more sense if it said faggot at the top right.

>> No.9673354

>>9672773
why? the little niglets look happy enough and those bug burgers don't even look that bad, I'd try one

>> No.9673383

>>9667499
I dont now why all the hate for this guy

god forbid someone enjoys their job and has fun cooking, right?

>> No.9673385

>>9668953
wow that anon was right they do put sour cream and chives in everything

>> No.9673394

>>9671774
theyll probably just kill him to shut him up
look at him, by the time they resort to cannibalism he'll be way to skinny to be worth expending the energy to eat him

>> No.9673402

>>9671665
I want her to rest her head on my lap while I stroke her hair as she rest from eating all that food

>> No.9673426

>>9668896
just because you don't leave 4chan doesn't mean the memes only stay here

>> No.9673444

>>9673059
>only drinking during your lunch hour

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>>9670972

>> No.9673460

>>9668325
i crie erry time

>> No.9673646

>>9673444
Sometimes on my breaks too...and before work, but just a little to take the edge off.

>> No.9673657

>>9673354
Yeah, I'd at least take a bite of one.

>> No.9673989

>>9670261
>against public indecency
>automatically a muslim

>> No.9673999

>>9668877
YOU NO TAKE CANDLE

>> No.9674117

>>9672020
it's salt bae

>> No.9674355

>>9668676
Its carbonated hydration fagget

>> No.9674585

>>9673999
She looks more like Gallywix than a kobold.

>> No.9674837

>>9670972
True love. Or just scat fetish.

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>>9670972

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9674859

>>9670972
everyday we stray further from the light of God.

>> No.9674937

>>9673989
I am not for public indecency, but making laws against it is the muzziest of ''''''''''ideas''''''''''

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>>9670972

>> No.9674959

>>9665581
buzzfeed-esque videos of white yuppies finding out about food everybody already knows about annoy me so much.

>> No.9674979

>>9668343
Why is Mexican food so excessive?

>> No.9674990

>>9668685
One time I ate a bunch of almonds. Just unsalted, normal almonds. I took the stinkiest shit of my entire life. It smelled like this really intense almond smell. And it was super strong my whole bathroom smelled like that for the rest of the day.

>> No.9674998

>>9670720
im crying senpai

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>>9670972

>> No.9675119

>>9674937
fucking roasties need to leave my /ck/

>> No.9675274

>>9675119
>>>/r9k/

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>>9670972

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