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9678685 No.9678685 [Reply] [Original]

Why would anyone want a nasty dry rough, nearly burnt steak?

>> No.9678695

>>9678685
because they're man children

>> No.9678740

>>9678685
They grew up with second generation incompetent cooks.

>> No.9678744 [DELETED] 

Because that's what kind of retard the president of the United States is.

>> No.9678748

People are genuinely under the impression that food has to be cooked to completion or they'll get sick from it.

>> No.9678764

Medium is the best by the way

>> No.9678770

>>9678764
>not black and blue

It's like you don't even enjoy steak

>> No.9678771

>>9678744
Why are you not the president then?

>> No.9678772

>>9678770
>not just having ja/ck/ make your steak
Nigga perfected the art of medium blue

>> No.9678779

>>9678772
>letting other people prepare my food
I don't know where his fat hands been. Fuck that

>> No.9678786

>>9678771
It's hard to pretend to be that retarded for that long. You appeal to white trash by being white trash, and he's white trash with billions of dollars.

>> No.9678800

what is an objective reason to eat steak

>> No.9678809

>>9678800
Its delicious when prepare properly. The same reason someone would eat anything. Other than purely for sustenance.

>> No.9678810

Easy to prepare? nutritious? delicious?

>> No.9678818

>>9678786
>retard with billions of dollars
You could easily make twice that, right?

>> No.9678828

>>9678786
Was that Obama's trick?

>> No.9678831

>>9678828
No, he just had the majority vote for being black.

>> No.9678837

>>9678685
another episode or retard the comic, how the fuck are you suppose to read these? top left to top right to bottom left to bottom right?

top left to bottom left to top right to bottom right?

there is no structure, comic makers are so fucking horrendous at life.

>> No.9678841

>>9678831
So if the majority are black what good is appealing to white trash going to do you?

>> No.9678843

>>9678818
Assuming I had a rich dad in the 70s with plenty of real estate connections? If you couldn't you should probably be kept from reproducing.

>> No.9678844

>>9678837
You're drunk, grab another beer

>> No.9678850

>>9678844
explain, this is just one example of a failed comic strip. you can read it any way you choose.

>> No.9678854

>>9678843
>white trash
>born into money
Your argument isn't adding up

>> No.9678858

>>9678854
I said he's white trash with money. It's a state of mind. I grew up in a rural town and can recognize this people instantly.

>> No.9678861

>>9678850
You're a goddamn retard if you can't read that picture

>> No.9678862

>>9678843
>Borrow $1 million
>Make a billion ten years before your father dies
>Father's final estate is worth around $20 million
>Leftists tell you you're only successful because of your dad

>> No.9678864

>>9678854
Having money doesn't make you not white trash. His father made money by being a slum lord and was a member of the kkk. That's white trash. Money =/= class or intelligence. Especially when it's just inherited, and then you go bankrupt multiple times and end up borrowing against your ass from foreign countries.

>> No.9678866

>>9678858
Keep moving goalposts if you think it will make you feel better

>> No.9678873

>>9678864
he's had businesses go bust, you oaf
he himself has never come CLOSE to going bankrupt

>> No.9678874

>>9678864
>member of the kkk
We unironically need more of them in office

>> No.9678876

>>9678862
The economy boomed in that time frame. His father would likely have not been working when that had happened. Property is the easiest way to get money because you can basically make a huge profit without doing a damned thing. Yet, he still somehow went bankrupt because he invested in the weirdest business ideas like Trump Steaks and Trump University because he has no actual idea what he's doing and can only make money off of business ventures that require no actual thinking.

>>9678866
I never changed them. Learn to comprehend what you're reading you brainlet.

>> No.9678887

>>9678876
>I never changed them.
You absolutely have, cuckold

>> No.9678889

>>9678876
>The economy boomed in that time frame. His father would likely have not been working when that had happened. Property is the easiest way to get money because you can basically make a huge profit without doing a damned thing. Yet, he still somehow went bankrupt because he invested in the weirdest business ideas like Trump Steaks and Trump University because he has no actual idea what he's doing and can only make money off of business ventures that require no actual thinking.

Of course, everything but him was responsible for his wealth. So simple. Probably why everyone who had money in the 70s is now a billionaire.

>> No.9678896

>>9678873
Of course not, with the legal tools you can ride a company into the ground, default on all debts, recover you personal investment first and collect a golden parachute from the sale of assets, all before any creditors get paid.

>> No.9678899

>>9678887
Where did I change them? I said that growing up in a rural area makes it easy to recognize the social patterns associated with such people. He lacks sophistication of any kind, unable to have any kind of intellectual debate; prefers to appeal to emotion, and has a childish attitude. It's the equivalent of inner city blacks, there are rich people that still act like them but generally exist in impoverished neighborhoods.

>>9678889
Actually that's a big part of what happened. Look at the ages of most of the world's billionaires, many of them are either property owners in their 70s-80s or inventors that earned their money by actually doing something. Let me use the right-wing boogyman for a second and bring up George Soros, he made nearly all of his money by buying property and using that money to buy out other businesses, at the same time lobbying against antitrust laws to stop him from doing so.

All of this aside, this is a thread about steak, and anybody that eats steak cooked above medium is objectively wrong.

>> No.9678908

>>9678899
Also the complete and utter refusal to accept ANY personal responsibility, EVERYTHING is someone else's fault, the only admission of error will be "making the mistake of trusting the wrong person".

Gubmint to mah baby
McDonalds took m' legs
[Someone else] sabotaged my perfect plan

>> No.9678910

>>9678899
Absolutely full of shit. In every single thing said. Even the Soros shit is lies. Just so patently dishonest.

>> No.9678914

>>9678910
I guess you need "redpilled" as younger people like to seem to call it. Instead of blaming your own peers for the world's problems, you should look toward the systems that allowed it to happen in the first place. Also if you like well done steak you should get better taste buds too.

>> No.9678931

>>9678914
I wouldn't go near well done steak and how am I blaming my peers for the world's problems? I'm conscious that boomers are responsible for much of the world's plight, however I'm not attacking of someone trying to break those systems, even if they benefited from them. And I'm not dismissive of achievement.
Leftists are the worst, horrific underachievers with horrible tall poppy syndrome.

>> No.9678951

>>9678931
Who's even trying to break those systems? The guy 4chan and rednecks seem to have a cultlike appreciation of is a product of the system, not the antithesis of it. I wouldn't consider it tall poppy syndrome either, because I can be appreciative of someone's achievements (as I've earlier demonstrated in my comment about inventors), and even go as far as saying they're deserving of more because of them, but I refuse to acknowledge the people that got rich from doing nothing except buying out property and exploiting people that actually work for what they get.

The steak comment was just because you said everything I said was wrong. I was just being facetious. That being said I don't want to continue because this is a food thread and I'm being hypocritical for making political posts on a board not related to politics when I complain so much about it any other time.

>> No.9678959

>>9678685
>firm, with a little give
>politely, but firmly
Fuckin poetry man

>> No.9678972

>>9678931
Dunno what's worse, "Tall poppies" or "black walnuts".

>> No.9679065

>>9678931
>Leftists are the worst, horrific underachievers with horrible tall poppy syndrome.

Unlike those Trump supporters stuck in flyover states waiting for him to make coal mining and other last century economic activities great again?

>> No.9679084

>>9678748
Many people on /ck/, in fact. Ignorant morons.

>enjoy your botulecolmanella

>> No.9679092

>>9679065
You mean people that can actually remember the dotcom boom?
>last century
>hardly 20 years ago, before other forms of power became economically viable
What's with millenials with limited life experience thinking they know everything?

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>> No.9679133

>>9678772
He somehow manages to cook the food rarer

>> No.9679141

>>9678837
>>9678850
It's read left to right
>1 2
>3 4
Like any western comic. If you're reading King of the Hill screenshots like manga then you really are probably drunk.

>> No.9679245

Nobody wants that, but that's what you get from absolute failures at the grill if you ask for a properly cooked piece of meat.

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9679258

When have we become a culture that celebrates failure?

>being bad at math is socially acceptable
>shitting in a corner is art
>letting immigrants ruin your country is progressive
>being bad at cooking meat isn't punishable by death

>> No.9679263 [DELETED] 

>>9679258
I fucked your mom

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>>9679263
So can anyone with a twenty, what's your point?

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>>9679104
FFS I just want a steak and grilling thread without polweenies shitting on it

>> No.9679886

>>9678685
because the charred bits are tasty and it's enough reason for some to coat it in ketchup. I like my steak rare though and I'll still coat each bite in ketchup

>> No.9679895

>>9678685
No one said anything about fat so i'll bite. The cooked and rendered fat taste better when its been reduced down on the flesh.. Crunchy bits.

>> No.9680212

>>9678864
>There was an active KKK chapter in new York Post world war 2

Obvious b8

>> No.9680267

>>9679864

I agree that pol is complete shit likely run by Russian trolls, but I think the Holocaust and evilness of the Nazis are both way overplayed in western society. No I don't believe 6 million Jews died, it was likely way less but who cares desu.

There have been other more recent genocides like the Armenians, Kurds, and the ones in Africa, yet the only significant one we as Westerners spew on about is Jewish? Come on now. The only genocides that matter are the ones that are profitable to stop.

The Nazi Germans were simply the last throes of an idea where your country and people come above all else, no matter what. The Jews were a threat to the power of German commerce and politics no matter what. The Germans were doing something that is considered evil today, but today you only do what's right if it benefits multinational corporations, which I think is actually the greater of two evils.

>> No.9680288

>>9680267
>No I don't believe 6 million Jews died,
fuck the fuck off

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9680315

>>9680267
>Armenian Genocide more recent than the Holocaust

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9680342

>>9680315
>An event that happened is less recent than one that didn't

>> No.9680346

>>9680267
Armenians deserved it

>> No.9680351

Because the steak you mean to portray in such a negative light tastes better to me. And it tastes even better when I think of the triggered snobs who are obsessed with people eating a steak that's been cooked longer than theirs.

>> No.9680354

>>9680315
>Picking small parts of my post where I made a semantic error rather than engaging the whole sentiment with a well constructed argument

I fucking hate 4chan

>> No.9680370

>>9680346
Could you imagine if it was "remember the 1.5 million!" With movies and museums and laws against denying the Armenian genocide?

>> No.9680415

>>9680354
Naturally I would have assumed it was just a semantic error but given the rest of your /pol/tard rambling, historical illiteracy seems like a more reasonable explanation. Also, if you could at least show how one million jews in Poland messed with Germany and deserved their fate, I would bother to address the sentiment ( fitting word actually) of your post. As it is, it's vague antisemitic ramblings.

>> No.9680420

>>9680415
>justifies his inability to argue the point with a meandering word salad full of buzzwords like "antisemitic"

>> No.9680424

>>9680346
t. filthy turk

>> No.9680430

>>9678858
>I grew up in a rural town
You're white trash

>> No.9680448

Whatever happened with nazis, or how many jews they killed, or if they were the good guys and what not... They lost. Their ideologies were weak because they did not consider the outside world, the same as all the NEETs in /pol/ thinking that they're geniuses at politics for coming up with fascism again.
People here have let an ironic ideology propaganda become real, and now the containment board is not doing its job. I saw a thread about steaks. I wanted to talk about steaks. And now it is filled with the trash people that defend Trump and nazis. They're trash not because they defend Trump and nazis, they're trash for being annoying to the point of autism and screaming "SJW" or "shill" to anyone who points this out. If you're not here to talk about food or joke about food, please leave, you're wanted in other boards. Not this.

>> No.9680449

>>9680267
>only significant one we as Westerners spew on about is Jewish? Come on now

Part of it may be the fact it was so impersonally implemented with a machinelike, automated effeciency and was a metaphor as the epitome of the horrors of the modern, impersonal, automated, mechanistic world.

>> No.9680451

I like the taste of medium but I like the texture of well done. I’m in limbo, help me anon.

>> No.9680454

>using propane

>> No.9680462

>>9680454
Please leave.

>> No.9680480

>>9680415
I'm phone posting so I didn't review my post before I sent it. I'm not defending Nazi Germany or anything, because I don't actually believe in moral objectivity, it's more of a fluid thing connected to cultural zeitgeist, but I do think it's interesting how the dynamics of morality, power and tolerance has shifted so much over the past 150 years to the point we're at now.

I can imagine the high Germans in power during the reich viewed their society as a nice lawn which was free of all weeds except for the Jews which we could call crabgrass. Crabgrass grows in bunches and can choke out grass in areas that it has invaded. It's hardy, and uses more nutrients for itself, which can kill the grass in an area without proper treatment. It is also less aesthetically pleasing.

I think that the germans had a very bad experience with crabgrass so they were helping their neighbors.

>> No.9680522

>>9678685
Trump likes his well done with ketchup and he's the most powerful man in the planet.

>> No.9680524

>>9680449
I think you're reaching there. The Soviets killed way more of their own people in similar ways, so I often wonder why we don't treat those two atrocities the same way. We as Westerners HAVE to feel bad for Jews or else we're anti-Semites. Fuck the millions that died in Gulags (camps) and in ditches (lead slugs).

>> No.9680588

>>9680448
>Trying to find the truth of what actually happens in real life and history despite our click baited logical fallacy filled doublespeak society.
>Defending Nazis and le drumpf
>Just putting those two phrases together

Obvious bait, but People are starting to pay more attention to the history of wealth, which is far more telling than the history of governments. It gives people more of an even headed and objective view on the driving force of Nations and wars and this really triggers people who have stuck to the narrative/western education that is comfy to them.

>> No.9680591

>>9678685

Some people don't like a mushy centre when they bite into a steak and have probably been served a 'medium' steak that was rare or medium rare.

>> No.9680664

>>9680588
I've noticed this trend more and more.

And to make matters more complicated, the Jews have been the financiers and cultural movers of a lot of things that people find "evil". All of a sudden it makes people conflicted because they have been raised to believe that you Jews are this poor persecuted benign tribe of chosen people.

>> No.9680669

>>9680588
I get that. I do. BUT A FUCKING FAST FOOD BOARD IS NOT PLACE TO DISCUSS THAT

>> No.9680684

>>9680664
Its only the big banking, big media and corporate Jews that are part of this lineage though. I grew up in New Orleans Jersey so I knew many many non practicing Jews who were just average folks like you and I.

Let's not get carried away, Hitler killed many of these "average" Jews, while a lot of the bad ones left, or simply worked with nazi Germany and still fled when they lost.

>> No.9680696

>>9680669
How do you like your steak and also what seasoning?

>> No.9680705

>>9680696
Medium, but I can tolerate Medium well.
If it's good meat, salt and pepper, if not, rosemary and a little brown sugar.

>> No.9680715

Black people refuse to eat steaks anything but well done. My sister's husband and her entire family absolutely refuse to touch a steak not ruined. It sickens me.

>> No.9680751

>>9680705
Nice I'll have to try that brown sugar bit, but I can't imagine why anyone would want a steak medium. What about that appeals to you?

>> No.9680763

>>9680715
I like how this anon just keeps bringing up these vaguely /pol/ topics by mentioning blacks or le drumpf

>> No.9680765

>>9680480
Why are you even bothering to respond to someone who literally dismisses everything you say as "/pol/tard rambling"? Stupid people will always be stupid.

>> No.9680791

>>9680763
Literally my first post in this topic, and I'm 100% serious. Maybe you should stop being so judgemental.

>> No.9680811

>>9680715
But I like medium rare. Have you considered possibility that you don't see color?

>> No.9680812

>>9678685
>nasty dry rough
Not sure what a "rough" steak is, but although it is technically drier because it's cooked longer, it shouldn't be that big of a difference unless you're cooking it past the 160F point. It's just like with chicken breast, it can be juicy if it's cooked to the exact temperature without going over.

>nearly burnt
If it's nearly burnt then the heat is just too high. Since it's going to be cooking for a few more minutes on each side, a lower temp is necessary. Or, you could do a reverse sear.

I just like the texture of a well-done steak more. I like how the meat fibers tear apart as you chew it as opposed to a medium-rare steak that has a more gelatinous texture. I'll usually do a dry brine for well-done steaks to help them stay moist, and also make a pan sauce to go with it so dryness is never an issue.

>> No.9680849

>>9680751
I live in a place where meat is usually prepared well done. And by well done I mean burnt; at first I liked it, but now it's boring.
I started liking the strong, meaty and iron-y flavor of medium rare, I think it's delightful. When I cook at my own place alone, I use the juice left on the plate to season some bread with vinegar and it tastes sooooo good

>> No.9680854

>>9680849
> I use the juice left on the plate to season some bread with vinegar and it tastes sooooo good
Good man. I usually just use it on breads, or pour it over the sear for added tenderness.

How do you use it with vinegar? Won't it separate?

>> No.9680870

>>9678685
A lot of people from poorer countries basically have to cook their well-done because of substandard health codes meaning the meat may be dangerous to eat otherwise. It's not a want so much as a requirement.

>> No.9680888

>>9680811
don't get sassy with me, uncle tom

>> No.9680971

>>9680812
why do people like to troll /ck/ it is such a nice board without you people

>> No.9680986

I dunno what well-done complainers are always talking about. I can cook a well-done steak that is nice and tender and juicy.

Maybe yall just suck at cooking steaks?

>> No.9681066

>>9680986
A lot of people are like "well-done is overcooked anyway so it doesn't matter lol xD" but there's a big difference between cooking a steak on the proper temp until it reaches 160F inside and just tossing it onto something with high heat and charring it until it's 180F inside

>> No.9681240

>>9678685
What if someone wants theirs blue-rare

>> No.9681259

>>9681240
Then you throw it against the side of a vat of molten iron, wait till it falls of, repeat, and ask if you can have a piece.

>> No.9681304

black people seem to have a fear of pink meat

>> No.9681407

>>9680765
>Why are you even bothering to respond to someone who literally dismisses everything you say as "/pol/tard rambling"? Stupid people will always be stupid.

Because replying to ad hominem spouting buffoons with well thought out arguments and counterpoints is how we beat fake news

>> No.9681418

>>9680288
T. Schlomo

>> No.9681438

>>9680715
Lol black people sicken me too

>> No.9681462

>>9680715
>Black people refuse to eat steaks anything but well done

Orange people like them that way too. Can't we all just get along?

>> No.9681464

>>9679065
>coal is dadwork my generation invented youtubers we are the future ok

>> No.9681869

>>9680854
No, just like bread with olive oil and vinegar, but steak juice instead of olive oil

>> No.9681969

>>9681462
If you can prove that George Hamilton likes his steaks well done I will agree that orange people only like them that way.

>> No.9683032

It’s the lack of surprise because no matter the quality of the meat a well done steak tastes exactly the same as any other. Then someone could put ketchup on it for sweetness and moisture. It’s a way of consistently always getting what you want.

>> No.9683074

>>9680267
Don't forget white genocide, which is going on right now. Every time the TV shows a white girl dating a black guy, that's white genocide.

>> No.9684498

>>9681259
What's the vat made of?

>> No.9685385

>>9678837
>namefag is retarded
Meanwhile, the sky is blue.

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>>9678837

>> No.9685483

>>9678876
>His father would likely have not been working when that had happened.
The "circumstance" haybale is right in front of you and you keep grasping at straws.

>> No.9685498 [DELETED] 

>>9685473
>Can't buy store-bought because I live in a country where salsa is not that common.

Where the fuck do you live, Niger?

>> No.9685511

>>9679065
china's buying coal from the US rather than NK now btw

>> No.9685519

>>9680267
>/pol/ is run by russian trolls
fucking lmao i bet you unironically watch the daily show

>> No.9685526

>>9683074

lol never forget

>> No.9685605

>>9685519
>the daily show
fucking lmao i bet you unironically watch alex jones

>> No.9685617

>>9678685
Well done steaks can be good, but not on the grill. Got to broil on a lower temperature, or sous vide.

I've always said that anyone who hates rare steak and anyone who hates well done steak has the same problem: they've never had it done right.

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>>9678685
>>9680870
I can't get worked up about how another man eats his steak, but it seems like a waste of the meat to me. If you insist on cooking it all the way through you should probably just use it in a stew or something instead.
Steak, to me, means that's at the very least pink in the centre.

But yeah, pretending you get genuinely angry about well done steaks, pineapple on pizza etc etc just reeks of Reddit, to be honest.


>>9678748
Yeah, it amazes me how scared some people are of a raw egg.
Shame we didn't teach them to be that afraid of drinking 3000 kcal worth of cola every day instead.

>>9678841
Anon didn't say all the Obama voters were black. He said a lot of the people who voted for him did so because HE is (half) black.
And that's sadly true. It was the same with Hillary. She flat out said "vote for me because I'm a woman" which is of course a ridiculous reason for voting for anybody.
People voted Trump because they were sick and tired of politicians. Like the guy or not; he's definitely different and the system needed to be shaken up.

>>9678843
You can't turn a million into a billion. Stop lying to yourself.

>>9680267
>>9680288
It's always about the six million. I guess nobody cares about the 5 mill. who weren't Jews.
>>9680524 or all those millions, yeah.

>> No.9685924

>>9678685
Because the meat in my country is horrible and I am not risking it.

>> No.9686004

>>9678864
>>9678876
>>9678899
you want trump to be white trash so you can easily identify him as lesser
so you use all these excuses and 'proofs' to validate that idea
occam's razor my friend

>> No.9686018

>>9685776
Deep down everyone would be OK with retards and the disabled being wiped out.

>> No.9686039

>>9686018
Free thinkers and capitalists are retards and disabled now?

>> No.9686104

ITT: (lefty)/pol/-posting instead of talking how you like to cook your steaks.

Personally, I stick to the grill for anything bone-in (porterhouse, t-bone, etc), but for strip steaks and boneless ribeye it's hard to beat cast iron searing w/butter, garlic, and rosemary and/or thyme.

>> No.9686203

>>9686104
I'm this way too, it usually depends on the thickness of the cut.

>> No.9686255

>>9686104
>Personally, I stick to the grill
Oil up a little and and don't try to flip over too soon. Once you've got a decent sear you won't be sticking anymore.

>> No.9686311

>>9686255
Stop using my name please, thanks.

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>>9686255
u is a cheeky cunt, m8

>> No.9686320

>>9686311
Stop shitting up the board with this. Nobody cares if you're him or not. We just see another shitpost.

>> No.9686338

>>9686320
I'm nor him. I'm just trying to spread cooking information under a handle so I can track my posts. Why the other guy is butthurt shitposting, I don't know.

>> No.9686497

>>9686255
Yeah, for grilling I've seen people brushing their cuts with oil either prior or post application of salt & pepper. I've never had any issues with my steaks sticking to the grill though, so I just start brushing melted butter with garlic after the first turn.

>> No.9686580

>>9678748
It's this. Old people always complain when their eggs are runny because they "aren't cooked", when steaks have pink in them (salmonella!!) or when chicken has any flavor at all because it isn't boiled for 30 minutes

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>''Oh great, a well-done steak hate thread!''
>it's just a disguised /pol/ thread
Fucking faggots.

>> No.9687075

>>9686039
>Free thinkers and capitalists

Did you learn this in your history 1201 class with Dr. Patricia glansberg-lopez??

>> No.9687194

>>9680870
Beef steak physically can't be dirty on the inside as the meat is so dense and microbes struggle to get inside.

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>tripfag
>retarded
It checks out.