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>> No.9688917


>> No.9688927

swirling fags btfo

>> No.9688938

is that oil or water?
How the fuck do you brown a poached egg in water?

>> No.9688948


>> No.9688957

for what purpose

>> No.9689025
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>> No.9689042

Oil. It's basically a straight deep-fried egg, no breading or anything. I've done it before.

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>> No.9689088

It's really damn delicious since it's the best of both worlds of a fried and poached egg. Try it out sometime.

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>> No.9689230

>putting in the nesquik second


>> No.9689231

wow, sauce?

>> No.9689246

That's fucking tight

What the hell is he even doing

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>not pouring in a little milk and the nesquik and making a nesquik slurry to then dilute with more milk until the proper flavor is acheived

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>> No.9689319

its water dont listen to these trolls, the browning occurs by adding celery seed and a little peach jam to the water (there's a thing in celery seed that makes the orange jam build up, this is a "Irish Dessert Egg" from the show "Patty's Pastries" Patty was later arrested for child pornography and committed suicide in prison)

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>> No.9689377
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I wish I had a bf that would got turned on by me drinking chocolate milk

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>> No.9689480

>dat product placement

>> No.9689554
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>mfw seeing his dick
the fuck are they doing using this tiny cock?

>> No.9689586

This is borderline pornographic.

>> No.9689589

I want to beat him with those wooden spoons.

>> No.9689594

How do people eat eggs like that? It looks like the cum i put in the sink.

>> No.9689600

>when your duck game so fire that it's literally on fire

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Someone please source I beg you

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>> No.9689715

I haven't seen a fuckin' duck-press in years.

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>> No.9689727

if i had a gf i would get turned on by her crying about hearing about her fathers death

>> No.9689728

Protip if you create a whirlpool in the pot first you don't have to play with the egg

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>> No.9689750

Sauce please senpai

>> No.9689754

Chinaman cheesecake.

>> No.9689813

Why is this cooked in the dinning room and not in the kitchen? Is it to show off the press thing?

>> No.9689845

they probably were just looking for any show they could put on to serve any dish to justify a higher price

>> No.9689867

I came here for food and cooking webms not titcows in the kitchen webms.
>>9689702 is pretty cute, though.

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>> No.9689882

Miss piggy

>> No.9690055

Deep frying an egg shouldnt take anywhere near that long.

>> No.9690086

Every comment deserves a reply.

>> No.9690089
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Absolutely disgusting.

>> No.9690103

Don't liten to this guy, it makes mustard gas

>> No.9690108

*holds up spork xD *

>> No.9690114

That'll be 50c, without a tip.

>> No.9690262

Oh my fuck that server's face.

>> No.9690272

I realize this a troll but seriously it does look more like water than oil. Anyone have a link to the youtube vid so we can put this mystery to rest?

>> No.9690284

I'm linking the vid because it has sound


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That's how it's done!

>> No.9690312

It's french cuisine basic, some dishes are finished by the server while the host is looking. For example crêpe suzette should be flambeé in front of the host

>> No.9690320

what flavour? nesquick is fucking soluble shit. Real cocoa drink don't dissolve so easy and the slurry is mandatory

>> No.9690323

This guy? I hate that face.

>> No.9690331

huh, melon gear

>> No.9690459
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>> No.9690503

whats happening here bros can someone explain

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Hmmm.. What would happen if I were to put my jizz in there?

>> No.9690556

those are what are called normies, anon

>> No.9690758


>> No.9690777

If this was five years ago I would not believe this is an actual commercial. But I fully do now.

>> No.9690794

wow I wonder how she felt 15 minutes later

>> No.9690844

What a fantastic thread

>> No.9690875


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>> No.9690897

I want to get off this ride.

>> No.9690918

The fucking waiter's face is priceless
>Hey, can you tell how much I hate my life?

>> No.9690923

decantering from such a height...!

>> No.9690934

I didn't get hard because he's not black.

>> No.9690948


>> No.9690977

>aloita aamusi paremmin aamusta riippumatta
The text is Finnish and God Morgon is a product of the Danish company Arla.
I know pol is bad at fact-checking anything that fits with shitposting doctrine, but this is exceedingly sloppy.

>> No.9690985

Service jobs are hell

>> No.9691026

watching this guy makes my back hurt.

>> No.9691029

Water can't do that to an egg. It is oil.

>> No.9691033

It's oil, it's from an old Roux brother's show. The fried egg is about four minutes in, but don't miss the ridiculous scrambled egg recipe just before it.

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>> No.9691066

>having to cook in your suit
poor guy must hate that

>> No.9691093

this. if the commercial was swedish it would have also shown the interracial rape scene by which the child was conceived

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>> No.9691116

The branding of the jigglecakes. A most cruel practice.

>> No.9691117
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>> No.9691191

Surrogate mother for a gay couple?

>> No.9691232

I hate Jack so much. Knives are shit. His bacon is shit. He cooks like shit. He can't cut for shit. He is living shit.

I hate.

>> No.9691247

In the version in 5 years the doctor will marry the baby to a dog.

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>> No.9691258
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i get that reference

>> No.9691313

i think its some cuckold.

>> No.9691340

holy motherfucking source O_O

>> No.9691359


>> No.9691380
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>> No.9691390

Mal Malloy's replacement when Mal left to have kids before coming back later because she needed the money and now puts on an obviously fake smile to get through what she's doing now.

>> No.9691448


it gets you laid - QUIK!

Based 70s advertising

>> No.9691474


First it tricks you into thinking she cheated with a black guy.

Then he smiles and the black guy runs in so you're tricked into thinking it's cuckery

Then finally it's revealed the two guys are a couple and it's their kid. And she's the surrogate and also a lesbian so it's fine

Now buy our orange juice or you're a fucking bigot

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She's doing it fucking wrong! It's much easier to just half of the mixing to be done for you by the milk. I'm glad she has a boyfriend because she clearly needs help doing basic everyday tasks.

What is it with Asian cultures and making food prep harder than it has to be for show?

Most likely.

Go outside

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>pic related
yeah, ok.

>> No.9691519

But why is the guy so surprised the kid is black if one of the dad's is black

confusing commercial would not drink orange juice

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>> No.9691525

It's a ruse. Your bigoted, polygamophobic mind assumed she had cheated, when in fact he was just in shock that his gay baby was finally here

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>> No.9691556

Really hot sand

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>> No.9691670

so each of those metal cup things has a cup worth of coffee in it and he's just heating it til it boils and dumping some out? just for cool factor or is there some purpose to it?

>> No.9691675

thats like 8 dollars worth of burrito

>> No.9691717

I recognize that porn actress

>> No.9691767

of all the fingers how the fuck did he manage to cut his right thumb?

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Because jack... How does he have a wife.. a house.. a kid? a woman had to stare into that guys face as he came in her pussy then had to carry that kid for 9 months...

>> No.9691803

he's extremely rich

>> No.9691809

Holy shit I would murder for that brisket

>> No.9691818

Pushed his thumb against the heel i think. Only jack would be capable of such a thing though

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>> No.9691931

I didn't ask for you to hurt me like this you fucking piece of shit.
Maybe he likes it.
Fuck you.
Rot in Hell.

>> No.9691934


>> No.9691977

>a woman had to stare into that guys face as he came in her pussy
Well, there are positions where there is no eye contact while putting the juice insides of your meat into her oven…

>> No.9692002

>no fun allowed
how else are they going to get money from tourists?
You forget some countries in this world aren't industrialized or have a service industry

>> No.9692016

>urethral sounding

>> No.9692039
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guys someone fuckin' GIVE ME SAUCE


>> No.9692060

>the virgin server and the chad cone-crafter

>> No.9692076

holy shit this makes me angry

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>> No.9692098

>edible dunce caps

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>> No.9692271

Is he actually rich? I don't know how. I know his (((Sauce))) company was in Wal Marts for a while, but i can't imagine that made him wealthy.

>> No.9692273

He has family money

>> No.9692293

Holy fuck. Is this even legal on a blue board?

>> No.9692315

Ackshually Arla is part Danish and Swedish.

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>> No.9692405

Fucking yes please brother!

>> No.9692429

>the girl with a physical disability takes a fraction of the time to make pancakes rather than prison feed
I know pancakes are easy but this girl is damned determined.

>> No.9692463

this is so hypnotic and relaxing

>> No.9692471

I bet she gives the best handjobs.

>> No.9692526

>quoting the spic putting in too much shit
Are you drunk?

>> No.9692533

pol was right

>> No.9692540

Thanks for vid, heard of this with the press, never saw it done.

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What the FUCK is the source

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>> No.9692570

aw :3

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>> No.9692577

>these knife skills

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I know these are just adverts, but M&S deserve kudos for putting out something watchable amongst the mountains of other shit marketing.

>> No.9692588

Would eat.

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>> No.9692608
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They're really good, they soak up all of the meat juices into the bread.

>> No.9692609

Just line them up and cut them properly.

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>> No.9692676

That's a neat trick.

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>> No.9692690

That big chocolate cake looks like some kind of machine part. A turbine maybe.

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>> No.9692701

Wtf are there like pipes under the sand or something

>> No.9692717

Magic coffee.

>> No.9692718

>coffee in pot
>put pot in hot sand
>coffee foams up
>pour out foam
why does everyone think this shit is magic

>> No.9692738


I bet that's what it looks like when she stands on the mirror.

>> No.9692753


Americans, they really are fucking disgusting vermin.

>> No.9692760

this guy was probably timing how fast he could eat that thing as a bet or something.
but yes a lot of us are disgusting vermin

>> No.9692771

is featureman /ourguy/?

>> No.9692777

is this guy really this retarded, or is he just trying to get his 15 minutes?

>> No.9692785
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He has family money and pretends to be retarded using expensive equipment for views and memes

>> No.9692795
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This has been going on for a decade at this point. Jack likes anime, just so you know.

>> No.9692797
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>Swedish men are turning the negros gay.
True fucking heroes.

>> No.9692798

No he's just a wagie in a hurry to get back to the grindstone

>> No.9692803

That's a finnish commercial.

>> No.9692824

I know right? Putting sauce on a perfectly cooked steak should be a bannable offense.

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>> No.9692862
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>he thinks jack is pretending
Oh, sweetie.

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>> No.9692994

Faggot. Pete is Canadian.

>> No.9693007

im gonna cum

>> No.9693008


Fair enough.

I'm more perturbed that this is a real advert though.

>> No.9693030

This was kind of confusing the first time I watched it but it was funny when I got it, why do people care so much

>> No.9693043

I've watched this for 5 minutes. When does it stop?

>> No.9693059

so id ont get how this happens. When does he chew? Or does he just swallow the food whole hoping he doesnt choke to death? That seems like something a cock smoking faggot would be able to pull off, since they stretch out their throat daily.

>> No.9693066

God damn that was tight

>> No.9693082

>that raw as fuck interior
Is this Jack?

>> No.9693159

for you

>> No.9693165


>> No.9693177

It's smoked, not raw.

>> No.9693254

looks like the greasy strangler

>> No.9693266

worse than serving a live fish/frog

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>> No.9693418

is she blind?

>> No.9693421

Definitely blind.
wtf is wrong with this person?

>> No.9693422

her love is

>> No.9693444

Attention whoring

>> No.9693499


>> No.9693507

she's staring into a pool of water

>> No.9693781


>> No.9693842

When making Turkish Coffee you want it to be hot throughout. The first time it gets close to boiling over you pour some off into your cup, then get it to borderline boil over again, pour into cup and repeat until you're out of coffee. It's just to make sure everything is heated through because you're working with such a small amount of water.

>> No.9693871


>But remember, you're the harlem shake of your perfectly cooked steak...

>> No.9693872

Found it by searching "redhead milf chocolate milk french".

Her name is Chloe Morgane

>> No.9693921

as a prep cook, I hate this guy so much.

>> No.9693936
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>*taps the knife*

>> No.9693940

can someone explain this meme i dont get it but its funny

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>> No.9693996

why is the milk curdled

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>> No.9694047

what is even happening here
what the fuck did he do

>> No.9694074

Cornstarch happened

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>> No.9694203

>top is cut shorter than bottom


>> No.9694249

>tfw protecting their women by banging the immigrants first

>> No.9694259
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>grips the pork
>mfw it just explodes
fuck me that looks so good

>> No.9694441

homosexuality is actually very prevalent among blacks, as is incest. ever wonder why HIV is so prevalent among blacks?

>> No.9694528

Beat me to it

>> No.9694654
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Furious Pete is a competitive eater and bodybuilder. But please, tell us more about what you've done with your life.

>> No.9694666

>tfw the laws of physics try to stop you cooking

>> No.9694794

Not just one woman.. but two. He has another son with a different mother.

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>> No.9694982

tense as fuck

>> No.9695066

Is that true? How do you know that?

I've been obsessing over Mal for a day or two now. I need to see everything.

>> No.9695144

It's a man.

>> No.9695284

I think this is every single piece of media she's ever been in. You're welcome.


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>> No.9695318

God damn that looks so fucking good

>> No.9695770

Anyone have a Maria's homemade spaghetti bolognese where she almost cuts her fingers off while dicing an onion?

>> No.9695896

>when you fuck up so bad you make a non-newtonian fluid

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>> No.9695907

Maybe they blended their jizz and it was 50-50 as to which color the baby would be.

>> No.9695928

Jesus, I remember that.

>> No.9695961
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I would get turned on by you drinking chocolate milk... if you were a girl...

>> No.9696007

Let's find out!

>> No.9696013

Some competitive eater. He took his sweet time with that. Pretty sure they just applauded because they have never seen someone eat before.

>> No.9696166

I used to do that back in culinary school

>> No.9696278

The culinary school equivalent of twirling your pen.

>> No.9696394
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now toss it in breadcrumbs and fry until golden

dear god I used to do this a lot but on herrings instead

>> No.9696405

literally, how?

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>> No.9696413

he flicked the blade with his thumb

>> No.9696418

no it isn't

>> No.9696424

Funnily enough it was this webm that turned me off from pasta entirely. Thanks, anon.

>> No.9696496

not getting multiple cancers because of my lifestyle

>> No.9696531


I like this webm because it genuinely seems like she's having fun. It's rare you see that in porn.

>> No.9696571

I remember being blown away watching Sakai peel an apple like that on a dessert battle in Iron Chef. Still impressive years later, that is awesome technique.

>> No.9696584

That's just the power of a sharp knife. Anyone can do it. There's barely any effort in it.

>> No.9696629

>competitive eater AND bodybuilder
Well, there's a combination I never have thought about

>> No.9696639

He's "pulling" the tea. Supposedly it gives it a specific frothiness that you can't get from just beating it with a whisk. Not to mention it looks pretty cool.

>> No.9696731
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You've got to eat big to get big. Also he's Polish so that explains somethings.

>> No.9696752

so many webms in here showing great technique and yet this is the one that impresses me the most.

>> No.9696759

you idiot he's saying that once you see the full ad there's nothing much to care about. the ad is deliberately trying to fool you.

>> No.9696776

good god that's amazing

>> No.9696779
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>nothing much to care about

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the fire rises brother

>> No.9696822

why do they make him cut it and use silverware

it's competitive eating, not competitive food cutting

>> No.9696825

Some people still have table manners

>> No.9696849

Guinness has very specific rules about how they measure things, it's just the way they decided is most "fair".

>> No.9696865

record yourself doing it then

>> No.9696875

a guy with high knife and fork skill level could shave off a few seconds to get an advantage

>> No.9696880

Well knife and fork skills are a part of eating so he would deserve the record then.

>> No.9696895

I dunno man, seems kinda bogus

I mean what if it was a chinaman and he grew up using chopsticks his whole life, or a pajeet that only used his hands?

>> No.9696897

That went about 4 different ways than I expected.

>> No.9696909

I'm pretty sure only humans can earn Guinness world records.

>> No.9696960

>this burns the coffee

>> No.9696989

I've seen this several times but I still cannot get over how terribly she mangles that poor onion.

>> No.9696999
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Not gonna lie I've done that before

>> No.9697014

It's no worse than what she did to the garlic.
Posting the two videos that were archived by some anon from here. Bless him.


>> No.9697030

That is not impressive at all. Go back to kindergarten little baby.

>> No.9697034

Her lack of fine motor skills is reminiscent of Jack, honestly.

>> No.9697038

>tummy rubbing
So much for a lunch break

>> No.9697052

What's up with Jack and his knuckle egg cracking?

>> No.9697208

>I'm confident in the sodium content

>> No.9697250

>What is it with Asian cultures and making food prep harder than it has to be for show?

Competition from other vendors is really high in places like that so you need to attract people in any way possible.

>> No.9697253

it's so funny how easy pol fucks get triggered by every joke that doesn't fit their world view and then in the next breath claim everyone else is overly sensitive

>> No.9697265

I wonder (((who))) can be behind this commercial?

>> No.9697273

>dips it in milk at the end

Non-people who do this need shot.

>> No.9697320

>Non-people who do this
I thought black people were lactose intolerant?

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>dying of cancer

>> No.9697344

>Not browning the butter before adding it in for deeper flavor
>Not tearing the dough in half and putting it back together for extra crags on the surface

Shit cookies desu.

>> No.9697347


the oil isn't at 450 like at kfc

>> No.9697351

>Meat gives you cancer
This meme needs to die.

>> No.9697364

this is pure kino

>> No.9697396

Eating bacon every day does raise your odds by about 2% if I remember the numbers right. Raises it from 5% to 7%, so all the headlines advertised it as a 40% increase

>> No.9697408

it's the outer layer which is basically charcoal that gives you the cancer

>> No.9697422
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>> No.9697423

Oh, yeah, that definitely does.

I wonder who pushed those headlines.

>> No.9697425

Editors who wanted clicks

>> No.9697430

Post a video of you doing it.

>> No.9697433

Street vendors sure do have a lot of ways to make really shitty ice cream

>> No.9697446

You can buy normal ice cream everywhere, you need a gimmick if you're selling it from a bin on the street

>> No.9697481
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>bin ice
>be nice

>> No.9697487
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>> No.9697489

m-make it stop

>> No.9697504

I miss david bowie..

>> No.9697566
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>> No.9697585
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This guy

>> No.9697597
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>> No.9697630

he really seems to like putting grass-juice on food

>> No.9697700

Biodegradable construction fence.

>> No.9697703

>two michelin stars for memefood
bravo noma

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>> No.9698029

>half raw chicken

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>> No.9698062

If he closes his eyes he'll think he's dead and stop breathing

>> No.9698098

I'd have thought 100 degree heat would be enough of an incentive

>> No.9698338

Huh, legit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oXabRYcXhc

>> No.9698408

Did they put real blades?

>> No.9698441

yes. study the top of the mouth thing. very real

>> No.9698553

It's a meme ya dip

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