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limited jack posting

>> No.9703378
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>> No.9703385

>>9703297
Pathetic, he didn't even touch his bottle of ketchup.

>> No.9703388

>>9703297
Did he think he could do it going in??

>> No.9703393

This is the ja/ck/ general. Don't even try to argue with me

>> No.9703399
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>> No.9703405
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>>9703297

>> No.9703406
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>>9703399
Perfection

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>>9703414

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>> No.9703438
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>> No.9703470

Do the webms have to be food related?

>> No.9703475

>>9703425
who ordered the steak with a side o' douche?

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>>9703470
Well we're on /ck/ so usually.

If you just want to post random webms, you could try >>>/wsg/1958849

>> No.9703478

>>9703425
How often do people lose a finger with these things?

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>>9703477
I've got this forgot what it is though

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>>9703492
OP had one request: limited jack posting

Why do you hate OP?

>> No.9703506

>>9703497
i can understand dousing the french fries with that bucket o' cheese, but this is just stupid

>> No.9703513

>>9703414
what exactly is flap steak? I've not heard of that cut before, is it a euro thing?

>> No.9703514
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>half of the webms are facebook tier gif meme recipes

>> No.9703519

>>9703506
It's from an English pub. that explains everything.

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>>9703497
I said i didn't know what it was. This shouldn't be jack

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>>9703513
>Flap steak, or flap meat (IMPS/NAMP 1185A, UNECE 2203) is a beef steak cut. It comes from a bottom sirloin butt cut of beef, and is generally a very thin steak.[1] Flap steak is sometimes called sirloin tips in New England.[2][3][4]

>The flap steak is sometimes confused with hanger steak as both are usually cut thin. The item consists of the obliquus internus abdominis muscle from the bottom sirloin butt. The cut is sometimes inaccurately sold as skirt steak.[5]

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>>>/wsg/1975862

>> No.9703534

>>9703522
>making mozzarella with gloves

dropped

>> No.9703538

>>9703532
2 wasn't enough

>> No.9703542

>>9703378
For an anon who doesn't know (so would never try) how do you open a coconut? Other than just taking a giant ass machete type thing to it

>> No.9703545

>>9703542
Crack it like a Terry's Chocolate Orange

>> No.9703551

>>9703542
smash one on a rock until it opens.

>> No.9703565

>>9703542
if you dont care about the milk, smash with hammer. if you do, drill two holes in the eyes of the coconut and drain, then smash with hammer

>> No.9703568

>>9703542
Just take that roller and whack it. It's not made of diamond.

>> No.9703569

>>9703455
>this pleases the flyover

>> No.9703574

>>9703568
But what if diamond secretly was no longer the hardest metal and the real hardest metal is coconut?

>> No.9703578

>>9703405
maybe that tastes like shit but damn they got it looking like the real thing

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Defend this, meat-eaters.

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>>9703581
It's very efficient and relatively human compared to scissors slowly chopping their head off

>> No.9703590

>>9703581
That is as neat as it is horrifying. Thank goodness I don't care about crabs.

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>>9703600

>> No.9703618

>>9703614
don't let the SIP fags see that, they'd spurg out

>> No.9703631

>>9703592

Damn, not even the slightest consideration for the person dying on the floor

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>>9703514
just for you bby

>> No.9703638

>>9703592
wat the hell happened there

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>>9703637
>avocado is healthier than cheese
>put a shit-load of cheese in anyway

>> No.9703647

>>9703581
Why are people afraid of machines?

>> No.9703648

>>9703614
That was satisfying

>> No.9703651

>>9703581
Honestly, the crabs are already dead when their legs are chopped.

The saw first goes at the middle. This kills the crab.

>> No.9703659

>>9703592
that have better had been their first date.

>> No.9703671

>>9703405
Well that certainly won't taste a thing like cheese I would be curious to try this

>> No.9703676

>>9703406
>dried tarragon
One of the herbs that are NEVER better dried. tarragon degrades like crazy and should only be used fresh

>> No.9703707

>>9703542
Serious answer: you tap it with the back of a knife around the middle of it. Around its equator, so to say. Just tap tap tap all the way around a few times

I'm actually not sure if that works or not but that's what I've seen posted before.. maybe it's just a meme idk but that would be what I tried first

>> No.9703714

>>9703581
Horrifying. I wonder if crabs can feel pain and fear?

>> No.9703721

>>9703714
they do not, they're just big sea insects

>> No.9703722

>>9703714
I always find the pictures of sea creatures neural systems to be quite comforting. It's pretty apparent that they're very simple.

>> No.9703728

>>9703297
that toast would be cold

>> No.9703730

>>9703297
All that fucking bread is a killer. Poor guy never stood a chance.

>> No.9703735

>>9703436
Garbage.

>> No.9703748

>>9703497
What the hell is this buzzfeed-tier clickbait list vide.

WOULD YOU EAT THIS BOIGER?

Nope. Looks disgusting. Its more cheese than burger at that point. You may as well wrap it in kraft singles and still maintain this idiotic facade of "GLORIOUSLY MESSY LOL"

>> No.9703750

>>9703581
Holy shit im just impressed

>> No.9703752

>>9703409
>OH GOD USE GLOVES TO AVOID BURNING
>proceeds to handle them without gloves for the rest of the clip

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>>9703752
I don't understand this. Are they trying to prevent their fingers and hands from burning or their face if they accidentally touch it or whatever?

Never had a problem with either, personally. Especially with fucking jalapenos

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>>9703531
>taps the knife

>> No.9703828

>>9703631
welcome to china
>>9703659
she died so at the very least it was the last too

>> No.9703830

>>9703587
I can only assume he lost a bet and had to do this.

>> No.9703888

>>9703614
imagine the smell

>> No.9703897

>>9703828
a chinese girl broke up with me by saying that she doesn't find me attractive enough to be her bf. so welcome to china indeed.

>> No.9703908

>>9703455

That's absolutely brilliant

>> No.9703913

>>9703492

How can you be so fucking stupid????????

it's unreal

>> No.9703923

>>9703897
well then why did she did she date you in the first place?

>> No.9703960

>>9703492
The cross cutting of the mashed potatoes will NEVER seize amusement

>> No.9704029

>>9703399
I thought this chestnut had been shelved forever.

>> No.9704053

>>9703497
It looked okay before. It had the hipster set up though, with the fries in a miniature metal bucket and served on a wooden cutting board. Then it turned into some abstract art project. Damn hipsters.

>> No.9704057

>>9703406
>Grilling the chicken with the can in it
I feel like that's just asking for toxins

>> No.9704075

>>9704057
Hi grandma

>> No.9704084

>>9703497
That anon knew exactly what the fuck he was doing.

>> No.9704098

>>9703614
I just found a great way to get rid of garbage.

>> No.9704106

>>9704057
Just do an acai berry detox cleanse afterwards and you'll be fine

>> No.9704112

>>9703399
>it's always the jack version

i think the original has been lost

>> No.9704282

>>9703600
god i wish that were me

>> No.9704304

>>9703897

at least she was honest

(PS that's always the reason if its <1 month dating, and usually the reason after that too)

>> No.9704334

>>9703514
giggled @ filename.

>> No.9704350

>>9703478
eh pretty often id say
my grandpa became an assassin after using one of those

>> No.9704399

>>9703565
this

>> No.9704418

>>9703707
It works, I've done it numerous times now

>> No.9704425

>>9703802
that to startle the meat and lure it into a false sense of relaxation

>> No.9704498

>>9703638
The explanation I read was that the waitress was refueling a table grill... while the grill was on... And the vapors ignited, ballooned out away from the fuel canister, and doused the back lady in lit fuel.

>> No.9704501

>>9703641
everytime

>> No.9704551

>>9703405
There is no such thing as vegan cheese.

>> No.9704616

>>9703406
>some chicken with your sugar?

>> No.9704674

>>9703802
Wtf is this bullshit you keep trying to force?

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>>9703438

>> No.9704723

>>9703600
>>9703614

Is it weird that I think the lava looks delicious?

>> No.9704766

>>9703532
gudetama is not for lewd, pls del this

>> No.9704790

>>9703405
That's probably pretty tasty, but it won't taste like Mac'n cheese.

My issue with vegetarian/vegan versions of dishes isn't that they have to be shit, which they don't, it's that trying to remake what you can no longer have is philosophically missing the point of being a vegetarian or vegan. You have chosen to deny yourself these things, and may try to persuade others to follow suit. Don't dwell in the past, make new things. Don't try to make mac'n cheese vegan, make a good vegan dish that fills the same niche.

>> No.9704822

>>9703574
dont quote me on this, but i dont think coconuts are made of metal

>> No.9704828

>>9703581

This kills a large number of crabs.

>> No.9704886

>>9703532
goddamn degenerates, how would she feel if someone did that to her

I know how i'd feel

>> No.9704917

>>9703782
I don't get it either. I keep hearing that shit in cooking videos, but I have never experienced any burning on my hands at all when chopping or handling any raw pepper, up to and including habaneros. I don't get why it's a thing people worry about.

>> No.9704927

>>9703600
>>9703614
why don't we throw our trash into lava rather than landfills?

>> No.9704949

I fucking hate these cooking videos so much. The ones where they make some meme dish with a pov camera and speed up/slow down to accentuate things. like throwing the spices all over a steak and coating it quickly but slowing down so we can see some jackass rubbing his hands up and down the thing. I know what you're doing, you don't need to slow down. then they do like time lapse shit for things in the oven and when it comes out they stick a fork in it immediately and the whole thing is like shot so strangely, like the camera captures your hand shaking and everything is really high-def. like what's the point, nobody cooks this shit in real life and I doubt the people who make the video eat it afterwards. it's just vapid cooking with the end goal to make it look pretty so the thumbnail makes people click

>> No.9704959
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How big is your /ck/ webm folder, /ck/?

>> No.9704960

>>9703378
I never cooked coconut before but even I know what you actually do is bang it against a pointy rock

>> No.9704989

>>9704959
honestly i just keep all my non porn stuff in a big ass folder
i should organize everything

>> No.9704991

>>9703581
>quake4stroggification.webm

>> No.9704996

>>9703405
>pasta and potatoes
>starch water
wut
Regardless, I imagine it tastes fine. It'd benefit from being placed under a broiler for a bit though, I'm sure.

>> No.9705018

>>9704996
I was really expecting it to end that way, too. Shame.

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>> No.9705133

>>9703782
It's a legitimate complain. The oil in spicy peppers can cause your skin to feel a burning sensation.

If you're careful with cutting peppers, it's no big deal. But getting that shit on your hands and then in your eyes hurts.

>> No.9705150

>>9704790
would it make you feel better if they called it mac and blended vegetable sauce? doesn't really roll off the tongue. i think they just call it that due to familiarity. the only philosophical point of being vegetarian/vegan is eating meat is wrong. naming conventions have nothing to do with it

>> No.9705221

>>9703458
>That presentation
Think I would cum in my pants if my dessert was that awesome

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>> No.9705240

>>9705150
I think you've missed his point entirely.

>> No.9705249

>>9703297
>travel to resteraunt alone
>set up camera
>order massive plate of food
>fail to finish it
>go home sad with your camera
>upload footage anyway
>shit your pants for 12 hours

>> No.9705267

>>9703409
if you wear gloves while touching pepper you are a fucking faggot. I don't care how hot the pepper is but for a pepper that isn't even spicy you are doubly a faggot.

>> No.9705268

>>9703534
It's burrata and the gloves are for legal reasons as it's obviously a factory for some food producer judging by the size of the vats

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>> No.9705283

>>9703492
I wonder if we showed him all the clips of him being retarded and why everything he did was retarded. Would he accept it? Would he learn? He has not learned yet and hes basically already died and been back to life. I wonder if he he is physically capable of understanding.

>> No.9705307

>>9705283
I always wondered what ja/ck would do if he discovered himself here. my best guess is he'd be on suicide watch because how autistic he acts.

>> No.9705329

>>9705133
Capsaicin molecules are able to bind to TPRV1 ion channels. These are not just poking out of your skin everywhere. You can feel spicy food on your lips eyes and maybe your dick and asshole but its not gonna bother you much on your hands or most other places. If you touch your face or dick or asshole or lips or eyes while you are cooking you have some other problems. You can also still do all these things wearing gloves so i really dont' get it. But hey to each their own.

>> No.9705330

>>9703637
That doesn't even attempt to look appetizing shek n cheese and probably tastes like avocado and cold pasta

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>> No.9705336

>>9703641
Between the bacon, ground beef, and cheese that pan was probably overflowing with grease halfway through cooking that thing

>> No.9705342

>>9705240
no i don't think so. he says there's a philosophical dissonance between veganism/vegetarianism and making dishes inspired by familiar non-veg dishes. i disagree.

>> No.9705343

>>9703714
They don't really have a central nervous system they are sea bugs. Think of the shells as exoskeletons since that's pretty much what they are

>> No.9705368

>>9704057
Actually it's called beer chicken and is apparently popular in the south I learned since moving to Texas the idea behind it is that the beer boils in the can keeping the inside of the chicken moist as it cooks on the grill standing up. Science has proven that to be bullshit though it doesn't steam the inside of the chicken or anything else like that think A&M University did some tests but it is broiled chicken with a can up it's asshole and nothing else

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>>9703888
Imagine his smell

>> No.9705390

>>9705272
>Egg well done and rubbery
All my rage

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>>9703297
I have several limited jacks

>> No.9705400

>>9705368
Its called beer in the butt chicken. Get it right

>> No.9705404

>>9703581
Someone should reverse this to make a Snibs assembly line.

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>>9705394
I have a handful of ja/ck/ webms but I'm reluctant to post them.

>> No.9705422

>>9703406
>black hand
ended the webm as soon as i saw that

>> No.9705443

>>9703477
fun fact, that's basically how babies come out. Muscles in the back squeeze the little fucker out the front, resulting in a spray of blood and other shit.

>> No.9705446

>>9704917
I've gone to the toilet after fucking around with peppers one too many times. I've learned now.

>> No.9705472

>>9705126
wow thats a pretty good recipe

>> No.9705479

Does anyone have that one joke video that starts off normally, getc weird, and then starts back odd at the beginning again?

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>>9705405
Post them lad

>> No.9705483

>>9705369
i bet jack squeezes toothpaste in the middle

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>>9705333
>grilling eggs
everything about this video is activating my almonds

>> No.9705508

>>9703405
Thumbnail looks like the video's scrambled.

>> No.9705509

>>9705482
Good golly ms molly is that Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad?

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>>9705505

>> No.9705514

>>9705513
this is like asmr but for my eyes

>> No.9705516

>>9705509
>Aunt M*rna

Good job saying her name, now she'll infiltrate your dreams and steal your soul.

>> No.9705521

>>9705333
He could've saved it

>> No.9705528

>>9705405
>>9705482
No, dont. we've seem them all already. Post some OC.

>> No.9705531

>>9703436
What the fuck this is TRASH

>> No.9705535

>>9705531
settle down grandpa

>> No.9705548

>>9705514
good comment
imma steal it

>> No.9705554

>>9705513
>the two stuck near the edge
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>> No.9705569

>>9705422
this

>> No.9705572

>>9705422
Lol, same.

>> No.9705606

>>9703436
why not just bung all the ingredients together sans the rice and make a sauce, then people can choose how much they want with their rice and if they want it

>> No.9705608

You know, I've been on 4chan damn near daily for 12 fucking years, and I'm just finally starting to browse /ck/.

More jack webms pls.

>> No.9705610

>>9703455
if she dont fug after I take her to this place it's over

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>>9705608

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>>9705608
I have so many

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>>9703425
I WANNA KILL THAT FAG!
reeEEEEEEE!

>> No.9705628

>>9703455
You probably could have bought 3 hookers who are 8+/10 for the same cost as a dinner for 2 at that place.

>> No.9705629

>>9705611
>>9705623
Thanks anon. I can't stomach full length jack videos so these webms are pure gold for me

>> No.9705630

>>9705624
You're just jealous

>> No.9705637

>>9704927
costs less to drop it in a landfill or incinerate it than transport it to one of the few volcanos with active lava fields

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>>9705629

>> No.9705649

>>9705368
From what I've read, the beer does not boil and the main advantage of cooking the chicken "standing" is that you get more crispy skin but there are far better ways to go about cooking a chicken

>> No.9705653

>>9705630
NOPE!!


I don't even like eating any more.

>> No.9705659

>>9705641
FUCK

>> No.9705668

>>9705641
>that Asian-TV buy next to the check-out knife
>drawing cut and mangled meat
>that hideous ring
>that paper-thin board
I have no idea whether to laugh or cry.

>> No.9705673

>>9705561
I'd cook that shit well done for sure

>> No.9705728
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>>9705608

>> No.9705743

>>9705623
what is that

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>>9705608

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>>9703581
The Fuck? Has anyone on /ck/ ever worked in a single fucking kitchen before? Crabs are all killed and frozen on catch. No one here works in the hospitality industry at all? Like none of you at all ever?

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>>9703581
>>9703588
>>9703590
>>9703647
>>9703651
>>9703714
>>9703721
>>9703722
>I've never been in a kitchen my entire life 101

>> No.9705788

>>9703802
>no one cared who he was before he tapped the knife

>> No.9705789

>>9705762
>Crabs are all killed and frozen on catch
Tell that to the places that sell live crab.

>> No.9705792

>>9703297
Do culturally enriched bongs really eat this much?

>> No.9705820

>>9703405
Kinda want to try this but as some kind of sauce, not for pasta

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>>9703378

>> No.9705943

>>9705762
Where do you live? Most restaurant supply stores I've seen sell crabs live.

>> No.9705948

>>9704075
Do you even know what happens when you heat up a can that hot you mongoloid?

>> No.9705957

>>9705782
What point are you even trying to make?

>> No.9705961

>>9704917
People have different levels of sensitivity. I wouldn't call it burning, but I've felt my whole arms tingling after deseeding a couple kg of birds eyes.

>> No.9705962

>>9703406
>the fucking beer can chicken meme that refuses to die

Not only does this not do anything, why does anyone expect it would? The aluminium prevents contact with the chicken and the steam generated is just that - flavourless water vapour. Make a beer based stuffing if you want that flavour. The only benefit I can see is surface area exposure but you get a better result and don't waste half a beer if you use meat hooks instead.

>> No.9705973

>>9705939
this turned me on and i am not even gay.

>> No.9706009

>>9705973
The dude's cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qihY8mp7aa0

>> No.9706029
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>>9703592
The girl lived somehow but she had 80% burns. Google 義烏小倩 if you want to see how horrific her condition was.

>> No.9706032

>>9706009
that was very comfy to watch, thanks for sharing.

>> No.9706035
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>>9705611
>>9705623
These are hard to watch

>> No.9706036

>>9706029
and what happened to the restaurant? closed i hope.

>> No.9706048

>>9705747
POST MOAR JACK PLEASE

>> No.9706060

>>9703399
I like the visuals to this ad. But every time I see it I can't help but hear that shitty Clean Bandit song that is played over it in the sound version. Kinda ruins it for me.

>> No.9706067

>>9705792
If you're big enough.
Most people eat a full English that's an 1/8 the size.

>> No.9706074

>>9705743
one of those hardboiled egg makers for people too shit to peel eggs correctly

>> No.9706082

>>9705272
Fucking HATE ladbible

>> No.9706102

>>9703436
>No chicken
>No beef
No thanks

>> No.9706114

>>9703420
WHO BAKES A STEAK

Like people want well done, okay, BUT WHO THE FUCK BAKES A STEAK

>> No.9706115

>>9705641
i bet he thinks the holes make it go faster

>> No.9706119

>>9705939
Yes, Tito... I will take this offering and drink with you.

Thank you.

>> No.9706128

>>9706036
things like that happen everyday in China. nothing unusual.

>> No.9706152

>>9705272
I like how he pretends the egg yolk is runny

>> No.9706172

>>9705554
Edgelords

>> No.9706281

>>9705126
sauce ?

>> No.9706315

>>9705641
What is this technique called?

>> No.9706425

>>9706114
It's reverse searing, you cook the meat and then give it a proper sear rather than searing it and cooking it all at once in the pan. I know you want to hate everything these top-down videos do but cool it with the antisemitic remarks.

>> No.9706427

>>9706315
The pre-diabetic hustle

>> No.9706445

>>9703478
With what, the bandsaw?
Not often, the real danger is if you're an idiot wearing a protective chain glove. Getting a single ring of a chain glove caught in the quickly spinning blade will deglove your hand.

And by that I mean; become super tight around your hand and then be sucked into the machine either causing you to lose said hand, or the glove to be ripped from your hand taking your skin and fingers along with it.

The reality of bandsaws is that they're actually pretty safe as long as you're not an idiot.

>> No.9706453

>>9703581
that's completely unnecessary, just use guiding rails to line them up and use fixed blades on the sides and above. much cheaper, faster and less likely to fail.
this video was probably made by a company that really wants to sell those robot systems.

>> No.9706479

>>9705962
http://www.nakedwhiz.com/beercanchicken.htm agreed

>> No.9706504

>>9703581
Fucking metal

>> No.9706554

>>9703409
I'm not gonna lie. From a quick glance I thought that was a woman's legs spread open

>> No.9706614

>>9705249
I mean you get something read while you're on the jon.

>> No.9706649

>>9704927
that would be considerably worse for the envviornment

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>>9705561

Fucking 1 dollar steak

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>> No.9706671

>>9705611
>Doesn't even remove the sticker

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>>9705939
>tfw you will never hang with with coco bro

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>> No.9706707

>>9706425
Reverse searing actually leads to a juicier steak according to Herve This
Makes sense as there is less time exposed to the high hear searing requires

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>> No.9706732

>>9703497
fag

>> No.9706757

>>9703802
So fucking what you fucking gay pig shit homo piece of shit smug maggot prick fucking gay midget porn star vomit.

>> No.9706758

does anyone have that webm where the guy cuts his finger off and throws the food on the floor in anger?

>> No.9706768

next time please keep the jack posting to the maximum

i want to see more jack

>> No.9706773

>>9706757
the soyboy was triggered easily today

>> No.9706776

>>9705788
will it hurt if I take the knife?

>> No.9706802

>>9703497
This makes me really fucking angry for some reason.

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>>9705611
the sticker..

>> No.9706971

>>9706029
She turned into a bear?

>> No.9706982

>>9705422
this

>> No.9706995

>>9703436
Everytime I see a recipe start with coconut oil I just know it's going to be shit.

>> No.9706996

>>9706995
ur retarted

>> No.9706999

>>9706119
I like you.

>> No.9707004

>>9703436
>no meat
What the fuck is the point?

>> No.9707007

>>9706029
>china
I'm more surprised someone actually bothered taking her to the hospital instead of letting her lie there on the ground and suffer for 8 hours until she died while everyone stepped around her pretending not to notice

>> No.9707010

>>9703297
Should've had a big kettle of tea as well, to be honest.
That stuff helps even the greasiest fry-up go down like a charm.

>> No.9707041

>>9706728
The problem with this stuff is that it makes every marketplace in Taiwan smell like manure.

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>>9704053
Cheese poured from a mason jar too.

>> No.9707084

>>9706776
No, it's extremely dull

>> No.9707113

>>9705623
He really is like an ape

>> No.9707117

>>9703406

>beer can cooked
>not knowing beer can interiors are coated in plastic
>black hands

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>> No.9707126

>>9703406
>I love my chicken filled with paint, aluminum, plastic and alzheimers!

>> No.9707131

>>9706657
kek

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>>9704112
Right here, bro.

>> No.9707172

>>9704991
thought the same thing

>> No.9707229

>>9706669
so, basically you can be a maitre-chocolatiere just buying expensive like tempering machine and shiet?

>> No.9707257

>>9703409
Need to invest in some jalapeno gloves, I see where I've been going wrong now

>> No.9707321

>>9703425
That guy puts his dick in meat.

>> No.9707330

>>9706281
Chloe Morgane.

>> No.9707336

>>9703581
This kills the crab.

>> No.9707395

>>9703436
Now show us the clip where they eat that.

>> No.9707396

>>9703581
Imagine if you were a human and this happened to you.

>> No.9707415

>>9705283
He post these videos on youtube himself, what do you think

>> No.9707428

>>9703492
The real Samurai Jack

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>>9704959
It's growing.

>> No.9707443

>>9705394
>Torani
more like Morani

>> No.9707469

>>9707434
That's the worst sweetfrog I've ever seen.

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>> No.9707484

>>9707471
Butts are gross.

>> No.9707637

>>9707434
well delete this webm

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>>9706728
I ate some of this from a street vendor in Beijing. This looks SO much better than what I ended up with. I had to spit it out of my mouth. I am pretty sure I ate human feces that day. FUCKING AWFUL.

>> No.9707671

>>9707650
>eats a literal dog toy

wat

>> No.9707673

>>9707650
Stinky Tofu doesn't taste good, but like many such foods people get used to it and eventually like it.

>> No.9707677

>>9707650
>>9707671
>sinew
The shit you use to make primitive twine or fishing line?
>bone with claw
Is it a food or a war club?

>> No.9707717

>>9704959
901.2MB

>> No.9707749

>>9706720
Where was the meat?

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LA Beast, everyone. YouTube channel:skippy62able

>> No.9707771

>>9707753
I've met him before. He's a beast but I wonder when he'll fuck up too far

>> No.9708129

>>9707771
have you seen all the records this nigga beat?
i don't think even drinking bleach can kill him at this point

>> No.9708134

>>9704790
Amen!

That's the only way to eat well as a vegetarian/vegan; move on to dishes that celebrate vegetables. Good vegan restaurants have very interesting new flavor combos!

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>>9707753
His profile pic always cracks me up.

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>> No.9708403

>>9707771

he seems like such a good dude.

>> No.9708412

Need big Mac teppanyaki please post

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>>9703581
That is some abe's Odyssey shit right here senpai

>> No.9708522

>>9703581
>ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MR KRABS

>> No.9708524

>>9705329
I've deseeded thai chilies without gloves and had a burning feeling around my cuticles and fingertips for a day. It really sucked and I am a lot more careful now.

>> No.9708529

>>9707141
thanks friend

>> No.9708561

>>9703588
I swear to god, is this what hipsters make and actually think is good?

>> No.9708761

>>9703614
RIP SIP

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>>9707046
Oh Jesus, you're right.

>> No.9708829

>>9707650
To be quite honest, that doesn't look good.

>> No.9708842

>>9706757
Hahahaha

>> No.9708984

>>9703752
Isn't capsaicin, mostly in the seeds?

>> No.9708991

>>9705762
>>9705782
you are a dumb fuck

>> No.9708992

>>9703497

No I would not eat this absurdly cheesy burger. It looks very messy and I like to pick up my cheese burgers with my hand. Evelyn Whitmire you have got to see this!

>> No.9709017

>>9705561
Can't just place it in the pan, has to drop it like a fucking child

>> No.9709024

>>9705653
it's ok to want to suck saltbae's dick. you aren't any less of a man for it.

>> No.9709026

>>9705939
I read recently that this is all a Mormon front

>> No.9709027

>>9705728
You can tell that jack just thinks that beer is some sort of way to make a dish more manly. He adds it in all sorts of shit where it doesn't belong.

Why the fuck would you add a bitter IPA to chili? I could maybe see a stout if you reduce it or something, but a straight IPA? It's gonna make it gross.

Also, this video, if I'm correct is where he makes his "Italian Sausage Quesadillas" that have fucking cilantro in them

:/

>> No.9709040

>>9706720
looks bland as fuck.

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>>9709027
But Ja/ck/ is already at peak masculinity

>> No.9709067

>>9707471
>probably didn't pay for the pancake batter
>not wearing any pants in the kitchen is dangerous and unsanitary
>making a huge fucking mess on the counter
>hair not tied back or wearing a hair net
>sprinkles do not go on pancakes


I normally keep my mouth shut, but women are retarded.

>> No.9709086

>>9709052
looks like jack is getting ready to beat his kid again for smoking pot.

remember never hang out at computer shops, they'll teach you to smoke weed.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUvYcUbxzYI

>> No.9709094

>>9709086
>"I was choking him so bad his nose was starting to bleed."
>oh wow

>we need to napalm the palestinians
>jack:where do I sign up?

lel what THE fuck

>> No.9709110

>>9705329
Yeah wait until you have to deseed a Pound of Ghost peppers or Scorpions from your garden

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>>9709094

>> No.9709364

>>9708420
>Somebody else thought it too
THIS is Rupture Farms.

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>>9709339
>Ja/ck/ is human pepe

>> No.9709398

>>9709027
no that's not the case at all, but I like how you totally just say its obvious. Jack cooks like a cargo cultist, he is just imitating things he's seen incoherently.

>> No.9709414

>>9709398
you don't have to defend your dad online, jack jr

>> No.9709429

>>9709414
I was saying you were wrong not that Jack is good. sorry to have triggered you, continue with your fanfic.

>> No.9709611

>>9705728
Has this man never seen a bottle opener before?

>> No.9709741

>>9705939
i feel like my teeth would snap in half if i tried that

>> No.9709762

>>9706029
Holy fuck thats brutal
If i ever got that burned I hope they'd let me die goddamn
My ma got some bad burns as a kid but that was like 10% of her body and it still affected her into her 30s
80%? Fucking end my life senpai

>> No.9709773

>>9707471
Ass is way too big.

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>> No.9710053

>>9703455
not gonna lie, I was expecting them to make it a basketball for some reason. Now I'm a little disappointed

>> No.9710097

>>9707396
>Spinning blade to the skull instantly kills you
>Limbs get cut off once you're already dead
I don't see a problem personally

>> No.9710134

>>9710052
damn id chop a finger off if that was me

>> No.9710292

>>9709121
What the fuck is that shit he's dipping the chicken in?

>> No.9710345

>>9705561
jack is such a fuckn retard holy fuckn shit

>> No.9710359

>>9710292
think he tried to make some sort of satay sauce LOL way to much cornstarch, u can still see it on the side of the bowl lol

>> No.9711439

>>9705272
>automatic 12 replies

>> No.9711587

>>9703425
That dude looks like a fucking wizard

>> No.9711613

>>9703497
I was expecting cheesey bun, multiple slices of different cheese, and maybe a bit of cheese melted on to the patty
there's not even any cheese in the burger, the only cheese is the fucking sauce

>> No.9711630

>>9709042
for a second It did not even look too egregious until you realize jack is grating chocolate

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