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9713671 No.9713671 [Reply] [Original]

I want to be "cooked" like a meal
I want someone to wash me, rub me full of spices, stuff me with delicious filling then "boil" me in a hot tub before serving me in a soft "rice" bed

>> No.9713680

What is a cat?

>> No.9713686
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9713686

>>9713671

>> No.9713687

>>9713671
i would be down to do this

does it have to be sexual
do you have any further specific details

>> No.9713732

You had me till you said boil.

Think rotisserie, you wouldn't boil a pig would you?

>> No.9713737

>>9713671
I'd do this but for real. I wouldn't boil you though, that's disgusting.

>> No.9713738

>>9713732
but how could we rotisserie OP safely

i think the hot tub is perfect

you have to remember you are cooking a person not a pig
very different animals

>> No.9713741

>>9713732
>boil
>rice
>public
Clearly he is a subhuman and is talking about a feline delicacy

>> No.9713743

>>9713732
So like being in a room with real high heat to pretend I'm being baked?
Also it would be cool to have people "eat me" as in lick parts of my body or something

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9713762

I'd eat your tongue first while you're still alive.

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>>9713738
You've obviously never cooked a person before

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>>9713671
Can I just skip all the gay vore stuff and skip to dessert?
I wanna pour chocolate on you and lick it off you forcefully and deliberately.

>> No.9714930

>>9713671
wouldn't this be better posted on one of the weird chinese cartoon boards? not sure which one but i'm sure someone else knows which is the better fit

>> No.9714933

>>9714073
mary poppins bitch please?

>> No.9715615

>>9714933
Mary Poppins is clearly a bride of Satan

>> No.9716689

>>9713671
What a strange fetish.

>> No.9718089

>>9713671
Are you a gril?
This sounds disgusting to do to a guy.

>> No.9718254

reminder that this kind of thing really happens

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3439299/I-fried-piece-rump-steak-ate-sprouts-German-cannibal-ate-gay-lover-permission-describes-went-killing-eating-him.html

>> No.9718341

>>9713671

t. Katy Perry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPI-mRFEIH0