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Discuss.

>> No.9743687

>>9743681
Is that a Chicago Deep Dish™?

>> No.9743718

Why is the chicago pizza full of mold?

>> No.9743723

>>9743681
This should get you a lot of replies

Good job OP

>> No.9743727 [DELETED] 

>>9743718
>t. abram rabinowitz

>> No.9743745

>>9743718
>>9743687
It's pronounced 'go 'za

>> No.9743748
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9743748

>>9743681
No need to make fun of our Jewish friends. It's not their fault so many live in the land of Floppy Italian Grease Nachos - I mean NYC pizza.

It's so delicious - stale, thin, plain, nearly inedible...

>> No.9743757

>>9743681
deep dish sucks ass, it's like getting raped by a tomato

>> No.9743770

>>9743681
Both are equally shitty so let's stop this gay bullshit

>> No.9743783

I like how I leave for almost a year and a half, come back, and this is still a thing.

>> No.9743786

>>9743681
#NOTMYPIZZA

>> No.9743808

>>9743783
it really isn't tho, this is an outlier

>> No.9743816

>>9743757
No vegetables plz, just my salt and oil thx

>> No.9743833

>>9743681
How am I supposed to eat chicago pizza on the go like with new york pizza?

>> No.9743839

>>9743833
How am I supposed to eat New York 'za on the 'go like 'go 'za?

>> No.9743842

>>9743833
>Eating on the go because you work as an "intern" at some shitty place that doesn't even pay you

All meals should be eaten sitting down if you actually want to enjoy them

>> No.9743847

You fucking people need to break down your 'pizza' concepts into new food so you don't keep sounding like stupid assholes on the internet.

Call one, paperizza, and the other casserza or something like that.

Every time I see this thread I feel sorry for everyone.

>> No.9743855

>>9743681
'at 'go 'za looks so 'licious!

>> No.9743902

>>9743681

Dumb faggot.

That thing on the right is a damn pie.

The actual pizza is on the left

>> No.9743909

>>9743902
But only New yorkers say pizza pie

>> No.9743931

>>9743909
Dude, it's a pie, the original pizzas barely look like either of them anyhow.

>> No.9743996

>>9743681
New York is pizza. Chicago is a tomato casserole.
Never had it, I'm sure it's good. But you don't call that a pizza. I'm sorry.

>> No.9744056

>>9743745
>this dumb meme
It's pronounced 'can 'cer.

>> No.9744109

>>9743996
>grease filled nacho
>”pizza”

Kek

>> No.9744151

>>9743681
The virgin deep dish: greasy, sloppy, fattening, messy to eat

The chad NY slice: low carb, crispy, easy to eat, portable able, to be eaten while banging

>> No.9744284
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9744284

>>9743757
this desu

>> No.9744288

>>9743681
>Chicago pizza
Get that flyover shit out of here.

>> No.9744291

>>9743681
Both are disgusting anyways. Pizza is an abomination.

>> No.9744378

>>9743681
Neither is really pizza

>> No.9744544

>>9744288
chicago has one of the busiest airports in the world - the antithesis of 'flyover'

>> No.9744745

>>9744288
t. Anon from Wisconshit, the true flyover state
>>9744151
How cute, you learned about this meme yesterday didn't you, just go back already.
>>9744291
>>9744378
>>9743902
You're incorrect and faggots.
>>9743839
Kek

>> No.9744749

>>9744544
>chicago has one of the busiest airports in the world

Yeah, but nobody actually stays there. They're just there for connecting flights. Chicago was important decades ago but its industry has long collapsed.

>> No.9744768

>>9744749
Weird, it seems you mixed up Atlanta and Chicago.

>> No.9744817

>>9743681
both look like complete ass

>> No.9744830
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9744830

>>9743681
>Plastic joke vomit vs. tomato soup in bread bowl

C'mon son

>> No.9744871

>>9743681
neither are pizza, it's just american trash, with food like ingredients

>> No.9745197
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9745197

>>9744871

homemade chi 'za is best

>> No.9745453

>>9743745
I really hope american don't actually say this.
It sounds like something a meme character on a 90ies sitcom would say

>> No.9745520
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9745520

This is what people from chicago eat more often

>> No.9745599
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9745599

watch out retards

>> No.9745612
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9745612

KEKS

>> No.9745618

>>9743839
Underrated

>> No.9745621

>>9743842
You've never enjoyed NY night life. Sad.

>> No.9745625
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9745625

What does /ck/ think of my 'go 'za?

>> No.9745670
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9745670

For me its the Detroit za

>> No.9745700

>>9745599
Oh god that looks fantastic aside from the one part missing a bit of cheese.

>> No.9745710

At least getting a NY pizza won't get you shot like in shitcago

>> No.9745714

>>9743681
I know this is awful bait but I'll bite anyways
Chicago """"""""""""pizza"""""""""""" is fucking disgusting, if I wanted extremely chunky tomato soup in a bread bowl I'd order that.

>> No.9745930
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9745930

If the pizza isn't square, thick, more cheese/tomato than actual bread, has few toppings/none, and is has multiple cheeses, it's not A+.

>> No.9745959

>>9743681
>people still think that Chicago-style is pizza

It's technically a casserole made of cheese and tomato sauce.

>> No.9745966

>>9744768
delet this

>> No.9745970

>>9745625
PRETZEL BUN IS A FUCKING MEME

DONT CALL IT PRETZEL IF YOU DONT TIE THE DOUGH IN A KNOT

>> No.9746139

>>9745520
Square pizza is from St.Louis, not Chicago

>> No.9746158

>>9745670
in grade school used to serve us 'troit-style 'za. It was gross.

>> No.9746218

>>9743681
They're both shit

>> No.9746240
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9746240

This is what a pizza looks like.

>> No.9746292

>>9746158
School pizzas just suck in general. 'troit 'za, when made right, has a delicious crunchy crust that's soft and chewy on the inside, truly the superior pizza style.

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9746340

>>9746139
It's the same kind. Thin crust, cut into squares is a an all-over the midwest thing. Since most Chicago natives don't order deep dish when they order pizza - it really is more of a tourist thing - they're more likely to get thin crust.

Or, to be more realistic, like most of the nation, they're more likely to get Dominos/Papa John's/Pizza Hut, because the only thing America likes more than regional specialties is mass-produced corporate garbage food.

>> No.9746433

>>9743996
new york sells paper thin pizza, chicago doesn't know a pie from a pizza. Really everyone else does it better than shit-tier cities with their shitty meme food.

>> No.9746442

>>9743681
>>9743748
>>9744830
>>9745197
>>9745520
>>9745599
>>9745612
>>9745625
>>9745670
>>9746240
>>9746340
i dont give a fuck id eat any and all of these fuckers

>> No.9746446
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9746446

>>9746240
Dansk perker pizza

>> No.9746718

Jew York one looks better. I had pizza from Chicago one time and didn't care for it.

>> No.9746733

>>9743681
Yum, gimme some of dat flyover pie!

>> No.9746736

>>9744745

Get fucked by niggers asshole

>> No.9746801
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9746801

>This triggers the Chicagolander

>> No.9746827

I love pizza squares

>> No.9746854

>>9746433
Pizza is supposed to be thin though, it's how it's traditionally supposed to be cooked with a balance between bread, oil, proteins, sweetness and lactic acid from the cheese and acetic acid from tomatoes.
Shitty chain pizzerias have made you too used to deep dish like a stupid idiot

>> No.9746899

>>9746854
well first off chain pizzerias aren't deep dish by any stretch. secondly that thin ""tradition"" was made by poor italians workin with what they got.Chains or any restaurant not found it shitcago or jewyork go for a balanced approach that is both cost effective and reasonable portions. But go ahead and spend 2 bucks for a less than 10 cent product for traditions sake.

>> No.9746914

>jew york is too thin
>shitcongo is too thick
Have you Amerifats never heard of balance?

>> No.9746920

>>9746914
>Chicago and New York are indicative of the other 19,352 locations in the United States
Lad.

>> No.9746932
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9746932

>>9743687

That is not a trademark. Please do not use that symbol.

>> No.9746938
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9746938

>>9746932
How autistic do you have to be?

>> No.9746975

>>9743681
>greasy floppy triangle
vs
>casserole

Can I choose neither. I've been to both Chicago and New York, your pizza is fine, but fuck me I've had better.

>> No.9746985

>>9745621
what's a good NY night to you? I've never lived in the city and I'll be living there out of college.

>> No.9747001

>>9746985
>noise cancelling headphones
>curtains drawn
>bottle of jaeger in one hand
>handgun in the other
>keeping a watchful eye on the front door and windows

>> No.9747002

>>9747001
knock it off anon, you're not even the guy I asked

>> No.9747044

ill take my home made pizza with betty crocker crust thank you very much

you can keep you greasy cheese cracker and tomato topped cheese bucket

>> No.9747058

>>9743681
the real pizza pie in on the right, the thing on the left is concentration camp cheese bread

>> No.9747188

>>9743808
somebody compile a current ck memes list
i say:
avocado toast bad
shit there's more but i've been drinking and i'm tired
i'll pick it back up tomorrow

>> No.9747211

>>9743681
never had deepdish, its basically not available in most of canada and i think its pretty hard to make yourself without a proper oven.
i can make a pretty good pizza dough and pizza by cooking on the highest setting but i am afraid if i tried to make a deep dish in my own over i would waste a lot of ingredients and burn the outside and not even touch the inside.

>> No.9747310

>>9747211
>deepdish not available in Canada
haha thats pathetic though

>> No.9747793

>>9743681
Biased picture a side I see no reason to not love both. They're both different and good.

>> No.9747799

>>9746139
>>9746340
It's not the same thing.

St. Louis uses unleavened dough and Provel.

>> No.9747880

>>9743681
That chicago 'thing' isn't a pizza, it's some kind of giant quiche monstrosity