/sg/ - Sips general - sip it whole edition

[Anonymous No.9764824]

Post yellow sip locations

Tried absolutely zero sip, it tastes like Gronk if it were a sip. Highly recommended

[Anonymous No.9764830]

>>9764824
>2017
>still doesn’t know what constitutes a sip
Go to bed, Skippy.

[Anonymous No.9764834]

>>9764830
Its a blue sip
Monster Ultras are sips
Retard.

[Anonymous No.9764842]

Sippin in the moonlight. Late night sips are the best sips.

[Anonymous No.9764845]

>>9764834
Monster Ultra Zero is the only sip.
Dipshit.

[Anonymous No.9764848]

>>9764845
citation needed.

[Anonymous No.9764859]

>>9764845
Absolutely zero is the proto-sip and thus a sip itself. Zero cals. Zero sugar. zero aspartame. monster. A sip.

[Anonymous No.9764865]

>>9764848
>https://yuki.la/fit/40301741
Here you go fuckwit.
Do some research before you jump on bandwagons and perhaps we’ll not think you’re some kind of millenial newfag.

[Anonymous No.9764915]

>>9764865
Ive read that thread before and it didnt debunk i said lol. Stop being a faggot
I don't think you realize youre a millennial yourself

[Anonymous No.9765111]

>>9764824
BOIS

[Anonymous No.9765121]

stupid shill forced meme """general"", can't believe these threads are allowed

[Anonymous No.9765172]

>>9765121
go be hateful somewhere else redbully

[Anonymous No.9765200]

ATTENTION AUSTRALIANS

SIP IS ON SALE AT WOOLWORTHS. $7.60 FOR 4 CANS.

[Anonymous No.9765260]

>>9765121
Sippers be sipping mane.

[Anonymous No.9765268]

no money for sips :'(

[Anonymous No.9765436]

>>9765111
Where? Also checked.

[Anonymous No.9765461]

>>9765172
Redbully is a cute name
I wanna be a redbully

[Anonymous No.9765494]

>>9765436
around Köln in every REWE and gasstation.

[Anonymous No.9765513]

>tfw yellow sips still going strong in my >country of belgium

[Anonymous No.9765573]

S I P B O Y S

[Anonymous No.9765711]

>drank two coffees earlier and a sip just now
>heart is beating faster and faster and my hands are shaky
Fuckfuckfuck

[Anonymous No.9765731]

Found yellow sips at BP. They aren't all that.

[Anonymous No.9765775]

>>9765731
Where? (Also people generally dislike yellow at first. It’s an acquired taste.)

[Anonymous No.9765783]

>>9765775
Dayton, Ohio.

[Anonymous No.9765867]

Are purple sips good? Or orange, blue or red?

[stop !l0DNE6SRRw No.9765908]

>>9765867
Orange is pretty much 50/50, most people like red, but I don't, blue I have never tried, and purple is okay I guess.

[Anonymous No.9766504]

>>9764824
This is the last of ours in the warehouse, I will pick it all up tomorrow on employee sales. It will be 4 bucks per case at 15 cases. I will probably sell the case for 20 bucks per.

[Anonymous No.9766515]

>>9766504
*20 dollars per case. I might store one away for me, but I plan to just unload it as quick as possible.

[Anonymous No.9766518]

Neck yourselves, soda fags.

[Anonymous No.9766535]

>>9764824

[Anonymous No.9766576]

>>9764824
Reminder to report paid shill threads!

[Anonymous No.9766580]

>>9766504
Where/how will you sell them?

[Anonymous No.9766586]

>>9766576
For me it’s the mcchicken

[Anonymous No.9766634]

Real men drink coffee
Little bitch boys sip

[Anonymous No.9766640]

>>9766634
*sips fedora*

[Anonymous No.9766652]

>>9766634
Monster Zero actually contains soy.
S O Y B O Y S
O
Y
B
O
Y
S

[Anonymous No.9766855]

That first sip of the day

[Anonymous No.9766882]

sip for some zip

[Anonymous No.9766911]

>>9766855

https://twitter.com/VeraMBergen/status/935885229209899008

A true sipper

[Anonymous No.9766937]

>>9766855
I hope I die sipping too

S I P B O Y S

[chop No.9767043]

>>9766855

[Anonymous No.9767256]

Holy shit red bull sips are vile, was gagging after a few sips

[Anonymous No.9767311]

Help me decide on my sip of the day, bros

[Anonymous No.9767320]

>>9764865
>>9764915
>This is the current state of discourse on 4chan.
>But its just for laffs bro, nobody is being serious.
....The day..... the memes died....

[Anonymous No.9767377]

>>9766504
if you want to make money, sell them on amazon for $20 per 8

they will sell

[Anonymous No.9767410]

>>9767256
>Holy shit red bull sips are vile, was gagging after a few sips

Just remember

[Anonymous No.9767420]

Of all the things to "sip", why energy drinks?

[Anonymous No.9767599]

How come full sugar sips aren't allowed?

[Anonymous No.9767603]

>>9767420
That question works perfectly well in reverse.

>>9767311
Where do you live ausfag?

[Anonymous No.9767668]

>>9767603
Tasmania. Ended up getting VR46, would not recommend.

[Anonymous No.9767761]

>>9767256
>Holy shit red bull sips are vile, was gagging after a few sips
Gotcha senpai

[Anonymous No.9767812]

>>9767668
Eeey, fellow tas fag.

[Anonymous No.9767827]

First time sipp here. Saw this thread, bought this can to try.

Quick rundown / what am I in for?

[Anonymous No.9767834]

>>9767827
They're pretty good, unique sort of taste.
Like carbonated watered down orange cordial.

[Anonymous No.9767909]

>>9767827
Pic extremely related

[Anonymous No.9767926]

>>9765200
Coles employees get 600mL cans for 2 bucks, wagecucks win again

[Anonymous No.9767932]

>>9765867
Purple is more viscous and residual, green is Tangier (I like it), but red is a classic I keep coming back to

[Anonymous No.9767940]

>>9767827

Cloying sweetness.

[Anonymous No.9767944]

>>9767834
>>9767909

okay I kinda liked that. Now that I drank it, what am I looking for feeling wise? It's my first energy drink in a long time. 5 years+

[Anonymous No.9768019]

>>9767944
Absolutely nothing, the """energy""" part is just a buzzword.

[Anonymous No.9768039]

literally everyone in this thread, kill yourself

you're fucking rating high fructose corn syrup spiked with caffeine and taurine, youre a lower class of people than people who review/talk about 40s

[Anonymous No.9768040]

the best sip in my opinion as someone who likes to sip sips

[Anonymous No.9768067]

Is this sips?
Finland's birthday is coming up, and I must celebrate.

[Anonymous No.9768074]

>>9765711
I feel you my nigga

[Anonymous No.9768207]

>>9768040
>the best sip in my opinion as someone who likes to sip sips
Couldn't agree more

[Anonymous No.9768213]

>>9767944
Depends on your tolerance and sensitivity, but it should be a clean, smooth caffeine buzz. Not as harsh as the buzz from coffee.

[Anonymous No.9768220]

>>9768039
>sugar in sips
Shit b8 bro

[Anonymous No.9768235]

>>9767944
I get a bit of a buzz from the caffine but it wears off quickly and then you feel worse than before.

[Anonymous No.9768245]

>>9768235
Take 200mg of theanine with that first sip

[Anonymous No.9768256]

>>9768039

>high fructose corn syrup

non-sipper detected

[Anonymous No.9768267]

>>9767668
>>9767812
Not a sip technically but have any of you ausfags tried the all natural V?

>$5 for a 365ml sip just because they can

[Anonymous No.9768573]

all stocked up boys.

[Anonymous No.9768670]

>>9768267
Nah, but l'll give it a go next time l see it.

[Anonymous No.9768679]

>>9768067
Those are not sips. Crush them in your hydraulic press to celebrate.

[Anonymous No.9768685]

>>9764824
Is there a purpose or reason to buy SIPS? They taste like shit and are expensive.

[Anonymous No.9768718]

>>9768573
I came

[Anonymous No.9768722]

>>9768685

[Anonymous No.9768733]

>>9767603
>"Of all the things to energy drink, why sip?"

No... No I'm not sure it works in reverse

[Anonymous No.9769070]

>>9768685
Is there a purpose to buying $600 whiskey?

[Anonymous No.9769567]

>>9766855

NEED a shopped Monster can in there

[Anonymous No.9770426]

>>9768733
I think he meant
>”drinks energy why, sip to things the all of?”

[Anonymous No.9770442]

>>9768573
share the happiness with ur sip bois

[Anonymous No.9770831]

been over 2 weeks, merry /sips/mas to me

[Anonymous No.9770930]

>>9767256
>redbull
>sip
Pick one

[Anonymous No.9770951]

>>9767599
Because they ain't sips.
A sip is by definition a Monster Zero or if you're a purist it's only Monster Zero Ultra.

[Anonymous No.9770958]

About to go fuck a busty milf divorcee after chugging two sips

We’re in for a bumpy ride boys

[Anonymous No.9770963]

>>9770958
Let us know how it goes anon

[Anonymous No.9770964]

>>9770831
w2c jacket

[Anonymous No.9770971]

>>9770963

Will do. I’ve never fucked on sips before. I feel like a I could fuck a landwhale into a coma right now though. I’m feeling those sips.

[Anonymous No.9770983]

I'm liking Ultra Red

[Anonymous No.9771001]

>>9770964
LLbean warm up jacket fleece lined

[Anonymous No.9771005]

>>9770971
After sex sips are the best

[Anonymous No.9771372]

>>9770963

I’m back sipboys.

>>9770958 here, sip sex is no joke. Seriously almost like a viagra kick or something when you’re 2 sips in. Fucked her sensless, pulled out, and was so stiff I had a rifled shot that landed about four feet up her all over her face/hair/headboard/wall behind her. Went another round after and just decided fuck it, nutting in her.

Try a sip fuck anons, it’s intense.

[Anonymous No.9771416]

>>9766855
>>9769567

>That first sip of the day

[Anonymous No.9771452]

[Anonymous No.9771482]

SIPP

[Anonymous No.9771570]

>>9771452
Kek

[Anonymous No.9771591]

>>9766634
hi r*ddit

[Anonymous No.9771601]

>>9768573
"hey bro mind if i take a can"

[Anonymous No.9771614]

Coca cola here again. I picked up 10 cases of the ultra citron for later re-sale. Price will likely by 20 bucks per case since I don't enjoy gouging. Also some bad news for Uber-monster drinkers. It is being disco'd in several market places including Ohio, Indiana, Kentucky and parts of Tennessee. I didn't look at other market branches but I expect them to follow suit. Green tea rehab is still being floated for a re-release for spring of 18'. 3 for sure and 5 possible monster coffee flavors, possibly replacing the gold peak flavored stuff. Hydro monster is getting its act together and being produced again. It is very early in talks, but ubermonter in glass may be replacing the can version, but it isn't looking to promising since neither sold very well.

[Anonymous No.9771623]

>>9771614
Where/how will you sell the yellows?

[Anonymous No.9771634]

>>9771623
I will look into ebay or something similar, not sure how shipping will work just yet. Stay tuned, I will post on this later.

[Anonymous No.9771653]

>>9771634
Please do

[Anonymous No.9772756]

Strange... these yellows come in both yellow and silver tops

[Anonymous No.9772828]

>>9772756

[Anonymous No.9772852]

>>9765200
7 dollary Doo's at my local famboi
was good opportunity to try zero Ultra

[Anonymous No.9772897]

>>9768573
I was impressed by the embossing on the can. I see why this is popular here.

[Anonymous No.9774563]

Got a job interview tomorrow. Bought some pre interview sips today for it.

[Anonymous No.9774815]

Is the yellows being rare a meme? I see them in most stores and jsut bought one for 1 euro. But my country only has white, orange, red and yellow tho. Are the other ultras any good? Thinking about importing some for my bro

[Anonymous No.9774890]

>>9774815
Yellows are discontinued in the US. If you have white, orange, and yellow, then you have the best ones.

[Anonymous No.9775301]

Greetings /sipboys/, used to be a big fan and buy the 24 pack of them from amazon but it's getting to be rather expensive. What ingredients would one need to mix together to create an imitation sip, just get the sip buzz, not the flavor? Off of the top of my head I'm thinking caffeine, l-theanine, b-vitamin complex and guarana. What else is required? What might be a good ratio?

[Anonymous No.9775312]

>>9765711
Are you still getting headshots though?

[Anonymous No.9775904]

fellas...
i tried yellow sip, as it's still readily available here in my >country but i didn't like it

what do

[Anonymous No.9776138]

>>9775904
Drink something actually halfway enjoyable instead.

[Anonymous No.9776188]

>>9766504
Why did they discontinue Citron

[Anonymous No.9776219]

>>9776188
because it tastes bad
they need all the resources they can get to produce zero ultra

[Anonymous No.9776436]

what is an appropriate starter sip? i've been drinking a red bull prior to workouts (/sometimes when i have to go into work early), but they're expensive as fuck compared to other drinks. should i just get zero ultra?

[Anonymous No.9776648]

>>9776436
You should just get zero ultra.

[Anonymous No.9776652]

im sipping a blue boy right now i just got a four pack at wegmans.

[Anonymous No.9776679]

>>9776436
If you don't care about sugar content, Juice Monsters use real sugar instead of HFCS and are 16–30% juice depending on the flavor (orange has the most). Very easy to find. Also about half as expensive as Red Bull per fl oz.

[Anonymous No.9777205]

>>9775301
Get the generic Crystal Light with caffeine mixes, Walmart sells them in their in-house brand

Its about 60 mg caffeine per pack (intended to be used with 16 oz water), plus 10% daily for B-vitamins

You get 10 packs for around $2, great budget sips

Grape and pink lemonade are my favorites

[Anonymous No.9777324]

>>9776219
they should discontinue red it tastes like shit
citron is fucking amazing

[Anonymous No.9777331]

>>9775301
grow your own ginseng and gurana, isolate your own erythitrol from yeasts, should taste and give the same effect

[Anonymous No.9777554]

>>9766652
No it doesn't

[Anonymous No.9777867]

is the sips i find in dollarama safe?

[Anonymous No.9777877]

Fuck red sips, if I'm being honest. But that's just how I feel.

[Anonymous No.9777887]

>>9764824
I saw the yellow one at a WinCo in Fresno.

[Anonymous No.9777889]

fellas is ultra red sip or no?

[Anonymous No.9777891]

>>9777889
THE RED SIPPY IS POOPOO.

[Anonymous No.9778126]

>>9776679
>Juice Monsters use real sugar instead of HFCS
That doesn't make it healthier, anon. Fruit sugar is only healthy because of the dietary fiber, which is stripped out during juicing. Only Ultras have a healthy form of sugar.

>>9776436
>starter sip
Start with a Cosmo

[Anonymous No.9778175]

This meme sucks. Also, fuck you Gisco and Thaspion. I know you retards are in this retard thread to shitpost retard memes.

[Anonymous No.9778919]

assassipcodes
34253
11515

[Anonymous No.9778940]

>>9764824
does the original count as a sip?

[Anonymous No.9779051]

2 for 4 yellow sips at a CVS down the street from me in Marietta GA. The last ones I saw before these were yellow tops with black pulls at a walgreens back in September. Now these silver top bastards just appeared out of no where. I had previously checked this CVS twice and had found 0 yellow sips. I think monster might be playing a little shell game with us, but I'm just happy to have yellow sips back in my life.

[Anonymous No.9779086]

>>9770958
>>9771372
I am extremely jealous. Congrats!
S I P B O Y S 4 L I F E

[Anonymous No.9779201]

tfw no sip gf

[Anonymous No.9779211]

>>9779201
That's a dude

[Anonymous No.9779229]

The white can is pretty.

[Anonymous No.9779336]

Are there any sips that taste like blue cotton candy? could really go for some blue cotton candy right now but the cc store is closed.

[Anonymous No.9779337]

>>9771570
>beer
>not a sip

[Anonymous No.9779740]

*blocks your path*

[Anonymous No.9780171]

>>9779201
hyperx sponsor gf

[Anonymous No.9780248]

>>9779337
beer is a chug. objectively not a sip.
>>9779740
Absolutely zero proto-sip tastes just like gronk but better. same tab too so you can get the jersey

[Anonymous No.9780464]

>>9779051
That’s what happened in California when the yellows started disappearing. Yellow tops replaced by silver tops, then once the silver tops were gone, that was it. Pic related.

[Anonymous No.9780634]

Rehab Peach Tea Sips are the best sip, period. Don't give me shit about it having sugar, it's 25 calories total per can and none of you fucks are in ketosis anyhow.

[Anonymous No.9780759]

>>9765573
This hits too close to home

[Anonymous No.9780875]

Enjoying a M U S I C A L S I P

[Anonymous No.9780883]

im sipping one the the blue monster zeros that are shiny with the metal exposed.

DAMN IS THIS GOOD

[Anonymous No.9780908]

>>9764865
You are a millenial though.

[Anonymous No.9780919]

>>9767311
>>9767668
Huh that sucks, I was going to recommend it because Valentino Rossi.

[Anonymous No.9781061]

How shit are Amps? My dollarama sells them.

[Anonymous No.9781084]

>>9765111
My friend found some recently at the Edeka at Putlitzbrücke in Berlin. He bought most of the ones that were stocked, though. I'm feeling really grateful I got to experience a rare sip before it disappeared.

[Anonymous No.9781417]

[Anonymous No.9781462]

>>9780634
>tea
enjoy your fluroide faggot

[Anonymous No.9781486]

>>9781417

[Anonymous No.9781519]

This just happened to me at the grocery store.

>see 4 pack of Sip on sale
>all the Ultra Zero cases are gone
>feel sad
>decide to look far back behind the other cases
>see one last case of Ultra Zero
>mfw

[Anonymous No.9781576]

I hope you guys don't pay more than $1 per can.

[Anonymous No.9781698]

>>9781486

[Anonymous No.9781784]

>>9781519
S I P B O Y S

[Anonymous No.9781790]

>>9781576
sips are priceless

[Anonymous No.9781854]

>>9764824
>general

[Anonymous No.9782554]

>underrated sipp

[mobile !JORDAN.tew No.9782868]

>>9782554
Not a sip

[Anonymous No.9783138]

>>9780875
I have the same piano as you

[Anonymous No.9783909]

tried my first sips last night at 4 am
I drank 2 today and im working on a third rn at 12:12pm
My heart hurts should i stop

[Anonymous No.9783965]

This is my Sip of choice.
I do not like the flavour of diet drinks

[Anonymous No.9784069]

>>9783965
Eastern Euro detected.

[Anonymous No.9784090]

Who here /golden powersip/?

[Anonymous No.9784112]

>>9777324
Bite your fucking tongue, mutt
Ultra Red is the nectar of the gods

[Anonymous No.9784201]

>>9784069
No. Spanitard.

[Anonymous No.9785099]

>thought I picked up a sugar free sip
>tfw it wasn't

[Anonymous No.9785158]

The day you faggots admit to Ultra Red being the best /sip/ is the day you will be set free

[Anonymous No.9785869]

>>9764824
>2017
>Not drinking non-monster sippies
What are you?
A woman?

[Anonymous No.9785899]

>>9765867
orange and white are the best, yellow second, the blue and red, purple is gross, tastes like kool aid, so if you like kool aid you might like it

[Anonymous No.9785903]

>>9766504
$4 for an entire flat? jesus christ it's $4 a can here

[Anonymous No.9785913]

>Not drinking the one true god
240mg of CAFFEINE

[Anonymous No.9786072]

>>9782554
first energy drink i liked

it is probanly the best tasting sugary one, but not a sip

[Anonymous No.9786358]

>>9771452
perps

[Anonymous No.9786364]

>>9785913
Yea, not sure why there aren't more rockstar fans here. Rockstar is the cheapest per ounce. Orange is pretty good.

[Anonymous No.9786519]

>>9781698

[Anonymous No.9786580]

>never saw yellow sips before
>past few days I've seen them in about 3 shops
what does this mean /sip/

[Anonymous No.9786589]

I get off work at 10. If I buy a sip then, will it keep me up?

[Anonymous No.9786641]

>>9785158
Red's my favorite as well but it seems to be a polarizing sip. It's either loved or hated.

[Anonymous No.9788087]

>>9780875
>>9783138
Maybe you 2 are the same person and have multiple personality disorder, and both are S I P B O Y S

[Anonymous No.9788514]

Having a white sip before my final exam at 7. Wish me luck.

[Anonymous No.9788755]

>>9788514
Good luck

[Anonymous No.9788768]

>no classes today
>snowing outside
>got up early
>took a nice hot shower
>now sipping zero ultra along with breakfast and some comfy vidya

Life's good, boys

[Anonymous No.9789071]

>>9768067
Sibs :DDD

[Anonymous No.9789074]

>>9785913
>Not drinccing the bubbleburst one
best beetus sipp by far

[Anonymous No.9789102]

i don't get it.

[Anonymous No.9789120]

>>9789102
Artificial sweeteners addicts.
Diet-soda drinking tards.

[Anonymous No.9789537]

>>9789120
DIet soda uses aspartame you brainlet
Sips also taste NOTHING like diet soda

[Anonymous No.9789551]

>>9789537
Sips are literally diet soda.

[Anonymous No.9789563]

>>9789551
diet soda doesnt use erythitrol, a natural sugar alcohol made from yeast. At least you admitted you never tried a sip.

[Anonymous No.9789566]

>>9789120
>>9789551
dumb hateful nosip siplet hahahhahhahaahahah

[mobile !JORDAN.tew No.9789698]

>>9788768
Orange sip?

[Anonymous No.9789881]

>>9789074
>drinking any non-zero
Lmao nice carbs and beetus cunt, and you lost all dat caffeine for it too.

[Anonymous No.9789934]

>>9789698
Not a sip.
Lurk Moar.

[mobile !JORDAN.tew No.9789969]

>>9789934
But ultra sunrise is a sip, friend.

[mobile !JORDAN.tew No.9789976]

>>9789934
>>9789969
I did just read that he was drinking a white sip though, but I think orange would have been comfier in that story

[Anonymous No.9790025]

Yellow Rehab is the best sip, my niggas

[Anonymous No.9790146]

Sipped a Tetley™ Green Tea

[Anonymous No.9790454]

>>9789969
Orange is my least favorite color and my least favorite sip

[Anonymous No.9790669]

>>9764824
Who's that in the pic?

[Anonymous No.9790921]

>drink a cup of coffee with my breakfast this morning
>pick up a can of Ultra Citron on my way to work
>drink it
>drink a can of Ultra White during lunch
>can't sleep now
i sipped too hard bois

[Anonymous No.9791377]

On a scale of 1 to 10, how good is blue sip?

[Anonymous No.9791384]

>>9791377
6.7, not as good as white but better than orange in my opinion

[Anonymous No.9792040]

how did i do?

[Anonymous No.9792045]

>>9792040
bad, enjoy your diabetes

[Anonymous No.9792174]

What do you guise think of my sip?

[Anonymous No.9792175]

>>9792174
not a sip

[Anonymous No.9792191]

>>9792174
>that soyboy in the background

[Anonymous No.9792272]

hi guys, redbully here. what's your best sip?

[Anonymous No.9792639]

>>9786519
Very nice

[Anonymous No.9792725]

how many sips you get in a day?

[Anonymous No.9792798]

>>9781486
Im going to fucking kill myself

[Anonymous No.9792808]

>>9785158
>>9786641
IF IM BEING HONEST YOU TWO SHOULD FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES, RED SIPPY IS FLYOVER SHITTERFAGS FILTER. FAGS

[Anonymous No.9792815]

>>9792045
> Dissing the founding sip
Um, kill yourself SWEETY?

[Anonymous No.9792831]

>>9792808
NICE HAIR FAGGOT, WHY DON'T YOU GO OVER THERE AND DO SOMETHING ELSE THAT NOBODY ELSE HAS TO DO

[Anonymous No.9792919]

>>9779740

GRONK'D.

[Anonymous No.9792933]

>>9790669
My friend. He is the nephew of Stepan Bandera

[Anonymous No.9792941]

>>9791377
10/10
>>9792174
Revolt-ing

[Anonymous No.9793506]

>>9771601
>hand up ass
>hand up ass
>HAND UP ASS

[Anonymous No.9793922]

>>9785913
That makes literally no sense, you'd need to add in 50% more B vitamins

[Anonymous No.9793956]

I’ve posted some of these yellow sip locations before but I’ve recently rechecked. Latest yellow spots I’ve found/rechecked:

>WH Smith, East midlands airport, UK (seem to be restocked, went to the airport twice in two weeks)
>Asda, Uttoxeter, UK (very few left, not restocking)
>WH Smith, Uttoxeter, UK (moderate stock)
>WH Smith, Burton, UK (very few left)
>Asda, Stafford, UK (moderate stock)
>Pretty much every Londis in Dublin, Ireland (well stocked in all locations)
>ESPECIALLY in Connolly Station in Dublin, massive stock
>Mace petrol station, Straffan, Ireland (decent stock)

[Anonymous No.9793963]

>>9792174

Not a sip

>>9792040
>>9792815

Monster original is not the founding sip. Only ultras are sips. White sip is the founding sip.

It’s amazing how many “Sipboys” do not realise this

[Anonymous No.9794130]

>>9790025
Rehab isn’t a sip, doofus.

[Anonymous No.9794148]

I demand Justice for all sips. All sips shall be treated equally from this day fourth

[Anonymous No.9794400]

>>9793956
Damn. Wish I were a britsipper.

[Anonymous No.9794408]

>>9794148
Today’s the fifth ya dingus.

[Anonymous No.9794861]

>tfw 10 page paper due tomorrow and didn't even pick a topic until an hour ago
Double sipping today, I guess.
>>9794148
I'm for this. As long as we recognize that Monster Ultra Zero is the original sip, I support an inclusive environment for at least all versions of Monster.

[Anonymous No.9794875]

>>9794861
I think you should castrate yourself, newfag.

[Anonymous No.9794958]

>>9794148
>>9794861

[Anonymous No.9794977]

>1 exam today (aced it no problemo)
>tfw 2 exams tomorrow
>fourth exam on thursday

I just might buy into this meme. Our college store has white sips, but memes aside things have got to just horrible for you. Do some of you actually drink this shit everyday?

[Anonymous No.9794992]

>>9794977
Just get some sleep, millenial soy-boy.

[Anonymous No.9795001]

>>9794977
Nobody cares about your blog

[Anonymous No.9795011]

>>9794977
>white sips
Or as they're commonly known, sips.
Lurk Moar.

[Anonymous No.9795012]

>>9795001
You sure seem to care if you replied to it.
>>9794992
>sleep
no

[Anonymous No.9795019]

>>9795011
>ctrl+f
>white sips

>>9788514
>>9789976
>>9793963

[Anonymous No.9795027]

>>9795012
Nobody cares about you as a person, your blog is annoying

[Anonymous No.9795029]

>>9795019
Yup, and they're all faggots (especially the trip tard) who don't understand the meme.
Add yourself to their number and lurk Moar, faggot.

[Anonymous No.9795037]

>>9792933
Post more of him!

[Anonymous No.9795048]

>>9794861
Ultra Red is the most underrated and most misunderstood sip

[Anonymous No.9795049]

>>9795027
>Nobody cares about you as a person

You care enough to reply to me, so obviously you care. Did you fuck up in college or something? Are you mad to see other people succeed in life?

[Anonymous No.9795237]

>>9794408
Underrated

[Anonymous No.9795249]

>>9795048
Ultra Red isn't a sip.

[Anonymous No.9795779]

>>9795249
The fuck it isn't, heretic
You're just assblasted because it sold better than Citron

[Anonymous No.9796140]

>try white and red sip initially
>red sip is shit so I ignore the other colors assuming white is the only good one
>finally try an orange sip and it's even better than white


I'm excited to try the blue sip tomorrow AM.

[Anonymous No.9796164]

>>9792725

No more than 1 son.

Make it special.

[Anonymous No.9796287]

>>9796140
>red sip is shit
How does it feel having such shit taste? Ultra Red is delicious and refreshing™

[Anonymous No.9796355]

My very first Monster product I tried,was it a good choice? I liked it. Does it count as a sip? Im looking forward to try the ultra white and red one next.

[Anonymous No.9796377]

>>9796355
Only ultras are sips.
DIscount sips are other brands zero-cal/carb stuff.

[Anonymous No.9796401]

>>9796377
Alright thanks.
Will try the founding sip.

[Anonymous No.9796414]

>>9764824
I can use yellow food coloring on my dick, if that helps you out.

[Anonymous No.9796478]

>>9796287
Red tastes like shitty red koolaid imo. To each their own.

[Anonymous No.9796493]

>>9796478
How is having all my vitamins and nutrients in a delicious cherry flavor shitty? You sound like a Redbully

[Anonymous No.9796563]

Had my first Ultra Black today. After that first sip, it was bland and tasteless. 4/10, would not recommend.

[Anonymous No.9796568]

I liked all the sip ads in the Dreamhack tournament

[Anonymous No.9796643]

I like the black/red sip the best honestly

[Anonymous No.9796692]

>>9796643
White sips started it all
Orange sips are best for /thatfirstsipoftheday/
Red sips are good for the ride home
Blue sips are utter garbage
Black sips are meh
Yellow sips are extra tart white sip, thank God they're gone

[Anonymous No.9796707]

>>9796692
you forgot purple, those are pretty good, I'd definitely rate them above orange and blue but I rate orange lower than most do

[Anonymous No.9796722]

>>9796707
Blue is literally at the bottom with Black right above it, then purple
Purple's just too sweet

[Anonymous No.9796797]

>>9796414
>nonsipper
>doesn't even realize ultra citron is white like lemonade

[Anonymous No.9797659]

>>9796568
>true sip boy detected

[Anonymous No.9797672]

>>9796722
Purple tastes like store brand grape soda
Black is god tier

[Anonymous No.9798384]

>>9795048
Redfags gtfo. Calling out the sipboys, face me. Embrace me.

[Anonymous No.9798401]

>>9764824
Kek. This is what I imagine the average "sip" poster looks like.

-/alck/

[Anonymous No.9799020]

>>9797659
>when ChrisJ got to give free sips to the audience

[Anonymous No.9799051]

>>9798401
He's qt tho

[Anonymous No.9799523]

This is my sip today.
And yes, it is a sip. I do not care about your artificial sweetener addiction.

[Anonymous No.9799539]

>>9799523
>juiced is a sip
Embarrassing newfaggotry.

[Anonymous No.9799557]

>>9799539
embarrassing sucralose addiction

[Anonymous No.9799609]

>>9799557
You can call a fire truck a sip, won't make it truth

[Anonymous No.9799932]

I know this isn't a sip, but I decided to try it this morning. I like mocha, but this was a little too sweet. 26 grams of sugar, I should have known better. Back to white sips for this B O Y.

[Anonymous No.9799952]

>>9799932
The Mexican Mocha is rather tasty

[mobile !JORDAN.tew No.9800146]

Yellow spotted just north of Nashville

[Anonymous No.9800155]

>>9800146

> 2 sips
>$4.44

nigga this ain't how it supposed to work

[Anonymous No.9800160]

>>9792040
ive redeeemed myslef right?

[Anonymous No.9800167]

what is this shitty general and why are only monster ultra considered sips?

[mobile !JORDAN.tew No.9800220]

>>9800155
I know but this gas station has a superb selection of sips and gourmet sodas

[Anonymous No.9800228]

>>9800160
good

[mobile !JORDAN.tew No.9800235]

>>9800228
If you're having breakfast with that first sip of the day, nothing can beat an orange sip but without food white us best.

[Anonymous No.9800458]

What's the best non-/sip/ monster? My vote is to rehab

[Anonymous No.9800464]

>tfw 3 for 5

[Anonymous No.9800623]

>>9800458
>goes to /sip/ to talk about non-/sip/

[Anonymous No.9800656]

>>9800228
>black that low

[Anonymous No.9800722]

Just picked up some sips from my local Kroger for $1.67.

Had blue for the first time, not bad but orange is still the best I've ha by far.

[Anonymous No.9800726]

>1 for 85 cents

Oh lord I'm in heaven.

[Anonymous No.9800761]

>>9800146
Oh shit I'm driving through there next weekend. Where is that?

[Anonymous No.9800773]

>>9794130
It is you fucking mouth breather

[Anonymous No.9800776]

>>9800722
>sip
>blue
Retard.

[Anonymous No.9800782]

>>9800773
You need to lurk Moar, newfag.
Rehab is most definitely not a sip.
What part of your brain makes this concept hard for you to grasp?

[Anonymous No.9800783]

Sippin @ work my dudes...great feeling

[Anonymous No.9800790]

>>9800782
>being this much of a newfag

[Anonymous No.9800802]

>>9800783
>Programmer sips

[Anonymous No.9800804]

>>9800790
>jumping onto bandwagons blindly
Come on then fuckwit, tell us what your definition of a sip is? I'd love to know.

[Anonymous No.9801230]

>>9799523
Truth.
Artificial sweeteners are the plebeian choice.

[Anonymous No.9801247]

>>9800783
you work for venmo?

[Anonymous No.9801708]

>>9795037

[Anonymous No.9801913]

>>9764824
hey auto loving sipboys, there's currently a thread on /o/. come and join the fun!
>>>/o/18318836

[Anonymous No.9801916]

>>9800228
why are you using the outdated version? black is supposed to be 2 boxes over white.
>>9800656

[mobile !JORDAN.tew No.9802218]

>>9800761
Gallatin, the Shell on highway 109

[Anonymous No.9802313]

>>9775312
lol, good reference.

tried the pink sip not long ago, it was really good.

[Anonymous No.9804090]

>>9802218
Noted

[Anonymous No.9804096]

>drink sip
>suddenly see hope in my life and smile
Gosh, what do they put into those things?

[Anonymous No.9804105]

>>9796140
Orange is the true GOAT.
Had yellow after my local supermarket stocked it and I was underwhelmed. There, I said it.

[Anonymous No.9804364]

>>9804105
I was too but then I tried
>that second sip
and now I miss yellow like a departed pet

[Anonymous No.9804403]

why do you call them sips

[Anonymous No.9804411]

Am I welcome here bros

[Anonymous No.9804446]

>>9804411
It's a start.

[Anonymous No.9804656]

>>9804411
I tried those expecting it to be shit because of the nos gimmick but they're actually my second favorite energy drink after sips. Basically just carbonated pineapple juice.

[Anonymous No.9804716]

>>9804096
Vitamin B12
if you have a deficiency of that vitamin, you can get depressed
t. tranny

[Anonymous No.9804761]

Just bought an "übermonster" but have never seen or heard of it before today. Do dank S I P S await or is this stuff crap?

[Anonymous No.9804768]

>>9804761
It's beetus juice on steroids, stick with the Ultras

[Anonymous No.9804822]

>liking Monster® Ultra™
>any color

It's all shit, tastes like fake ultra sweet crap.

[mobile !JORDAN.tew No.9804942]

>>9804761
It's beetus juice but if you like regular monster it's an improvement to it in every way. It's so smooth

[Anonymous No.9805375]

>>9804942
I'm not a big fan of monster original. But if this übermonster stuff is rare and sought after then I'd go buy the other 2 cans they had

[Anonymous No.9805432]

New general >>9805426
New general >>9805426
New general >>9805426
New general >>9805426

[mobile !JORDAN.tew No.9805479]

>>9805375
It's not super rare but I've never seen it in a can, just glass bottles with fucking gigantic caps that are very hard to remove

Iirc the bottle even called you a pussy if you can't open it