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Post bad food.

>> No.9770838
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>> No.9770855

>>9770838
Im not even a food snob and I just gagged.

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>> No.9771084

>>9771044
>That fat black hand

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dumpin

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>> No.9771167

>>9771144
That's not how induction works.

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>>9771167
yes, that's the problem with that picture

>> No.9771172

>>9771167
Good thing that's not an induction stovetop then, isn't it?

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/dumpin

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>>9771166

>> No.9771208

>>9771166
>he doesn't enjoy a nice icewich on a hot summer day
FAULT

>> No.9771210

>>9771044

Once he opened it, it looked like a pus-filled cut open limb

>> No.9771216

>>9770796
Whats wrong with that? I am personally not a fan, but looks like a nice holodets.

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>>9771186
holy shit lmao i thoguht this was an n64 controller at first

thanks charlie

>>9771197
you could serve this in new york

>> No.9771298

>>9771265
I do this, but with two teabags, one is obviously not enough.
>ketchup
Hold up, did he add that too?

>> No.9771300

>>9771288
how dey make dat devilled egg levitate tho

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>>9771216
It used real fish.

>> No.9771309 [DELETED] 

>>9771190
Scrambled eggs on a tortilla is good though

>> No.9771313

>>9771309
That's not eggs, son.

>> No.9771315

>>9771300
thatm'ts a lime u git

>> No.9771319
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A Michelin star to the person to first recognize this without cheating.

>> No.9771324

>>9771309
Sharp eyes now, anon.

>> No.9771325

>>9771319
based kay
gib michelins pls

>> No.9771326

>>9771265
I'm not sure what's going on here. It's a big cup and unwise to fill it up that high, and his desktop is very odd, but he obviously didn't put ketchup in it, you'd see it blobbing around.

>>9771319
is that the quebecois guy who cooked weird bad food in toilets and doesn't own a working stove because he necer cleaned it and shit? I forget the guys name but i know he lives in montreal because you can see an STM bus pass in one of his drawers in one of the videos

>> No.9771329

>>9771166
what a cool sandwich

>> No.9771332

>>9771044

Jesus Christ, that is a horrible night on the toilet waiting to happen.

>> No.9771333

>>9771329
ayy

>> No.9771341

>>9771326
>weird bad food in toilets
Masaokis?

>> No.9771342

>>9771326
Nah, it's Kay, this anon >>9771325 got it in one.

Culinary star for your excellent taste in educational material and undeniable superiority of your chosen youtube mentor, my friend.

>> No.9771344

>>9771044
>the woman shaking her damn head at it

jesus christ

how does the owner/chef think a meatball sandwich is made? how do people like that own businesses while I can't even hold a job for more than two weeks

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>>9771186
That's a perfect looking milksteak. Not sure why it's in a food gore thread.

>> No.9771362

>>9771342
I'd recognize that scraped bare nonstick pan anywhere

her insides must be more nonstick than her cookware with all the teflon she's ingested

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>>9770838
Lmfao what in the actual fuck

>> No.9771378

>>9771175
Nothing wrong with a nice dinner of steak&nanners. I guess if you were from down south you'd understand.

>> No.9771381

>>9770838
>>9771371
>>9770855

hes basically invented flavored pasta

had he boiled it instead of microwaved it, it would LITERALLY just be that shitty multicolored "vegetable flavored" pasta you can get at the supermarket

>> No.9771962

>>9771378
If you think its even remotely tasty to eat banans with fucking sriracha sauce on top then youre a mongoloid and should reconsider your path through life

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>>9771962

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>>9771962

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>> No.9772417

>>9771341
I've been trying to find the video where he makes some sort of punch or energy drink and he adds some Halls mentho lyptus. IDK why, but when he added that shit out of nowhere, I just about died of laughter.

I've wanted to watch it again, but I've had no luck finding it.

>> No.9772426

>>9771988
He looks like a soundcloud rapper.

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>> No.9772444

>>9771202
Do the English really eat this?

>> No.9772452

>>9772444
we brits don't get ice, we prefer the humble rain sandwich

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>>9771988
here you go anon, enjoy this oc

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OC

>> No.9772664

>>9772603
Is that barbecue sauce?

>> No.9772679

>>9771044
This looks delicious to me. You guys are just snobs.

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>Have a home recipe I made myself
>Know it'd just be reposted in one of these threads

>> No.9772721

>>9771308
Jello salads used to be hot shit. Those and mayonnaise with everything are all over old magazines. Peanut butter and mayo sandwiches

>> No.9772763

>>9771381
He used straight gluten though, not flour. Probably closer to some meat substitute than pasta. It would probably be okay if it wasn't horribly overcooked in the microwave.

>> No.9772877

>>9772679
t.flyover

>> No.9772905

>>9772585
You dun goofed, it should be the barber memes not this shit

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>>9772436
I see nothing wrong with this

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>> No.9773021

>>9772679
Not the best meatball grinder but not the worst either. Biggest irk to me is that they didn't slice up the meatballs.

>> No.9773048

>>9772585
Honestly it should say "me" instead of "niggas". Niggas makes it seem unrelatable and that makes it lose a lot of its meme power.

>> No.9773061

>>9771151
I was so close to smoking again today after two months cold turkey. Just lost the urge. Saved.

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>>9771329

>> No.9773071

>>9773061
I'm glad to have done some good then

>> No.9773367

>>9771325
>>9771319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G312o2YjkAk

>> No.9773379

https://youtu.be/K2vnmveUs3k
https://youtu.be/fOA1zjXB2DM

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>> No.9773397

>>9771178
>some-men-just-want-to-watch-the-world-burn.jpg

>> No.9773416

>>9771197
expert plating, mate

>> No.9773434

>>9771171
i mean shit if your roommates won't do the fucking dishes then i don't see a problem here

>> No.9773927

>>9770838
there's only so many times you can beat and microwave something before it gains sentience and attacks you

>> No.9774339

>>9771348
This is a new one

>> No.9774345

>>9771344
maybe you overestimate your own value?

>> No.9774396

>>9771190
This guy might be on to something.

>> No.9774480

>>9771988
pasta gangsta

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>>9770796

>> No.9774491

>>9771197
>flyover will shittalk this
Lmao enjoy your casserole

>> No.9774508

>>9773385
"Hey how can we make this look more appealing?"
*S A T U R A T I O N*

>> No.9774518

>>9774508
yeah man, half the shit on the cooking channel they fuck with the colours so much the food looks radio active and the presenters get this weird blue tinge to the whites of their eyes.

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>> No.9774744

>>9774480
MC Tagliatelle

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>> No.9774771

>>9771988
no wonder the niglets on tv are always starving

>> No.9774773

>>9774758

Is this how slavs really bathe?

>> No.9775362

>>9772692
post it pls

>> No.9775388

>>9771988
An Italian kid

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>>9770796
See the turtle of enormous girth, on his shell he holds the earth.

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>> No.9775592

>>9775565
What the fuck is in that pan, it looks like something Gramma Stuffum would make.

>> No.9775594

>>9775362
It's basically just sliced up hotdogs mixed with Cheerios.

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>>9771348
What was wrong with people back then?

>> No.9775641

>>9775560
Those look cute and probably taste just fine.

>> No.9775651

>>9775633
because refrigeration and canning was becoming a more common and better thing, so people were trying literally everything with anything

>> No.9775655

>>9775633
thats literally a uterus

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>>9775651
Ok, I thought that we were temporarily enslaved by the Mayo People from Planet Kraft or something.

>> No.9775674

>>9771308
>real mayonaise

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>> No.9775687

>>9775658
this. is. too. far.

>> No.9775738

>>9771186
africa?

>> No.9775746

>>9775681
i am going to be watching this for the next thousand years

>> No.9775750

>>9775738
philadelphia

>> No.9775760

>>9775750
looks more like africa, though

>> No.9775789

>>9770796
That's not bad food until you try it. A good old blt could be considered bad food if stake bread, poorly cooked bacon etc.
Your pic is just someone trying to be creative and kinda did okay really. I'd like to see you do better OP.

I mean, does it look appetising? Not really. Does it taste good? Unlikely but mane it's the bomb.

>> No.9775803

>>9775789
It's just a way for millennials to mock their parents who they hate. It's certainly better than McDonald's, sips and sushi

>> No.9775807

>>9775760
clearly you've never seen philadelphia

>> No.9775817

>>9775624
Notice that shit does not use the word cheese anywhere on the packaging. Fucking crap 'muricans eat.

>> No.9775826

>>9774758
>listens to The Who once

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>> No.9775854

>>9775560
His thought is slow, kinda like OPs.

I forget the rest of the rhyme.

>> No.9775858

>>9775817
>Getting mad because not cheese isn't illegaly called cheese

Millennials just can't stop their temper tantrums

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>>9772436
That was a good thread holy shit

>> No.9775947

>>9774758
Is this what a beaner looks like?

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>>9775565
>the eggs
My fucking sides

>> No.9776402

>>9771348
I could see this work. I'd probably eat it, and I don't even like tuna.

>> No.9776405

>>9774758
>GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

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>>9773048
gbt plebbit

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>here's your salad anon

>> No.9776696

>>9771151
love me some cancer sketti

>> No.9776707

>>9773048
it should say niggers

>> No.9776715

>>9775633
my grandma made this for me, it's still a common southern dessert. But generally you add cheddar cheese on top.

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i've done this with frosted flakes, pb&j, and no bananas. i also grilled it. really good actually.

>> No.9776784

>>9776715
That just makes it worse.

>> No.9776815

>>9771171
the pattern of the spaghetti against the glass is kind of neat

>> No.9776819

>>9771190
would this be better if it were sriracha or catsup?

>> No.9776820

>>9771962
Every kind of banana is good with hot sauce.

>> No.9776824

>>9771044
That looks like the kind of thing that !OPIATE is always eating and posting photos of.

>> No.9776857

>>9773000
a true classic. A couple of youtube guys actually recreated the monstrosity and tried it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y_1DjUbjlM

>> No.9776868

>>9774488
It's hard to tell what this one is- looks like ham, apple slices, peeled carrots, and...sour cream? What?

>> No.9776891

>>9774518
you know that's mostly likely because of your tv's saturation settings, right

>>9776775
pb & banana sandwiches were the bomb when I was growing up. Imagining some cinnamon flavor mixed in doesn't sound bad at all; I think it's the mixture of crunchy and mushy textures that would be off-putting to me.

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>>9772436
>>9772954

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>>9777029
that rusty egg dicer i swear

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>>9775560
That's not bad. That's cute and probably delicious.

>> No.9777084

>>9776868
I think those are potatoes, not apple slices.

But yeah, that looks like sour cream. I could see it being used on the carrots and potatoes, though.

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>>9777065

>> No.9777282
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>cheese slices
Real talk

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>>9777062
It's not rusty, it just has a rugged surface.

>> No.9777304

>>9775841
Is everything from this brand complete shit?

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>> No.9777397

>>9777304
Peanuts are the sixth ingredient, what do you think?

>> No.9777416

>>9775681
They warned us about eating pizza before bed

>> No.9777428

>>9777397
Dude. Thats not peanuts. That peanut flavor...

>> No.9777446

>>9777428
>Looks again
So it is...
>looks at nutrition
I can also see that you only get four percent of your daily recommendation of sodium and zero percent of anything else

>> No.9777461

>>9776965
holy shit. This must be somewhere in the States. And they're charging almost $6 for that?

>> No.9777469

>>9777084
oh, that would make more sense. In that case it's like some sad kid's pseudo-Thanksgiving-ish meal, and he doesn't like to have his foods mix. And what odd portion sizes too- roughly equal amounts of everything. Somehow I'm more and more intrigued by this.

>> No.9777472

>>9771288
I went out west and they served some tendies that way to me with 4 different sauces on the side. Was alright but I would've been fine with just a plate instead for convenience sake.

>> No.9777482

>>9771197
tastes better if you swap out the tradition with a noris

>> No.9777489

>>9775633
>be Jell-O
>nobody wants you because you're slippery and gross
>almost go bankrupt
>provide housewives with free recipe books that all use your product
>sales.jpg
>everyone else notices your success
>marketingseminar.webm
>everyone runs out of edible ideas
>they switch to horrors of the elder gods
>wa la

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>>9777482

>> No.9777501

>>9777489
>be glad that Bill Cosby no longer advertises for you.

Now I'm going to down a bottle of vodka to get that nasty /pol/ taste out of my mouth

>> No.9777519

>>9776394
youtube HowToBasic Laugh for Hours

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OC

>> No.9777534

>>9777523
well, I'm at a loss for words, anon, you've accomplished that much.....

>> No.9777544

>>9777501
What? How is being glad you're not advertised by a sexual predator /pol/?

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>>9777534
I wanted to make hamburger helper but my milk has looked like this for some time now, Im not sure what to do.

>> No.9777577

>>9777523
holy fuck clean your stove

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>> No.9777591
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9777591

>>9777534
>>9777576
I think I should throw some of these away, I just noticed the expiration dates.

>> No.9777599

>>9777577
maybe tomorrow

>> No.9777605
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>>9777576
dear god

>> No.9777608

>>9777591
Jeez, man- why do you not throw them away? Also, I'm curious as to why you have 4 different kinds.

If you ever need a quick way to test a dubious milk just smell it. You'll know quickly if it's good or not.

>> No.9777609

>>9777446
It's nothing but undigestable plant matter with a fart of peanut scent on it.

>> No.9777617

>>9777608
I dont know man I kind of forgot. I have been on like a 3 month bender that Im kind of coming out of.

Im not going to open that shit, the first two are pressurized, like those old mentos and coke bottle things.

I think its just one percent and two percent milk. I use 2 percent for cooking, this time I wanted one percent for drinking.

>> No.9777627

>>9777581
>I told her I wanted Corndogs

Why the fuck would anyone want to eat a corn dog?

>> No.9777629
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>>9777627
cause there good faggot ass

>> No.9777658
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9777658

How about some chicken flan?

>> No.9777663
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9777663

Ketchup for my steak, please.

>> No.9777666
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9777666

For the Canadians of /ck/

>> No.9777673
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9777673

Have to depict the NW degeneracy.

>> No.9777674

>>9777663
>crunchy steak

>> No.9777677
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>>9777673

>> No.9777688

>>9776965
Triggered

>> No.9777696
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>> No.9777698

>>9775854
His thought is slow, but always kind
He holds us all within his mind

>> No.9777700

>>9777696
What the actual fuck. How (and why) do people come up with these things?

>> No.9777707

>>9771171
Reminds me of the time my friend drank out of a vase thinking it was just a fancy glass.

>> No.9777723

>>9771988
Nigga tryin real hard to go super saiyan

>> No.9777725

>>9777677
Holy shit fucking lol also checked

>> No.9777727

>>9777629
>filename

why

>> No.9777760

>>9777371
did Santa take a shit?

>> No.9777788

>>9776784
Feck off flyover

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>> No.9777913
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>> No.9777918
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>> No.9777925
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>> No.9777935

>>9770838
W-why is my anomaly detector going off?!

>> No.9777961

>>9777918
People seem to have an issue with any food that contains gelatin

>> No.9777965

>>9771044
I'd eat the fuck out of this

>> No.9777969

>>9770838
>This wasn't made by Dinotendies

WAT.

>> No.9778003

>>9775853
kek

>> No.9778006

>>9771178
HEY NOW! That's just un-fucking-called for.

>> No.9778021

>>9776715
Thank the gods. I thought I was the only one who had to suffer through this shit.

>> No.9778023
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9778023

Does this count?

>> No.9778037

>>9776857
Holy shit that was a bad video

>> No.9778048

>>9777519
no no no you dont get it. im not that anon you replied to but there is a certain level of genuine nature in that dude's videos that the sorandum humor of howtobasic could never achieve

those eggs are real, they are there, in that drawer, in that dudes house, because he put them there of his own volition and reason. that is a real person who actually exists on this planet, who lives like this every day, who exists because he lives like this, with no act put on for any camera. just pure, raw humanity with a camera in one hand.

the unadulterated absurdity of it is where the unbeatable humor comes from, an act for an audience will never compare. true comedy gold that is unrepeatable

>> No.9778052

>>9778023
Fucking poos.

>> No.9778082

>>9771190
thought this was scrambled eggs. was dissapointed.

>> No.9778094

>>9778023
this is why im afraid to try indian food

>> No.9778096

>>9778082
what is it then?
popcorn and 'cha?

>> No.9778098
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9778098

>>9774758
Is that what Ted Cruz does when the Senate is not in session?

>> No.9778099

>>9778023
I would bet a huge sum of money that this guy's food was fucking bomb. Anyone that traditional probably knows some great recipes

>> No.9778136

>>9774488
Looks like a hearty stick-to-your-ribs kind of meal

>> No.9778144

>>9778099
>I would bet a huge sum of money that this guy's food was fucking bomb.

I bet it's pretty bum lol

>> No.9778205
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>>9777666
jesus christ that double trips get

>> No.9778235
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9778235

>>9777707
Are we honestly going to let this one slide..?

>> No.9778251

>>9776891
>I think it's the mixture of crunchy and mushy textures that would be off-putting to me.
when i make normal sandwiches i love putting different types of chips in them to add a crunchy texture, so one day i thought of doing the same with pb$j and cereal, i figured it's been done before and with a quick image search i confirmed that. try it sometime, putting potato chips on ham sandwiches and such is somewhat common.

>> No.9778256

>>9771084
That guys clearly white he's just not the colour of sour cream like you Cos he 3ats properly and goes outside

>> No.9778257

>>9775841
This is 2 molecules off from being plastic

>> No.9778279

>>9777666
Checked.

>> No.9778298

>>9771329

Carlos!

>> No.9778299

>>9776775
This actually looks dope. I did the same thing with honey nut cheerios.

>> No.9778308

>>9775560

I really wanna know the recipe for this

>> No.9778314

>>9777777

>> No.9778329

>>9771319
Failed quiche

>> No.9778390

>>9777629
where did you get this video of me

>> No.9778417

>>9778235
Our backyard is full of roses. Over the summer we just keep our vase in the cabinet reserved for glasses because we pick roses every week or so. My best friend was super stoned and he excused himself to get some water. He came back with a small vase full of water and ice cubes.

After some giggling I told him it was a vase and he just said "Well it makes a fine glass too"

>> No.9778437

>>9771319
Scrambled eggs bacon an pancakes

>> No.9778448

>>9777961
I am one of these people. But it's pretty much the only thing i don't eat. At least when it's not firm in consistency like a Gummi bear.

>> No.9778449

>>9771381
No hes made seitan
He obviously dosent own a cooker and is improvising
You never know what if it's good

>> No.9778458

>>9777961
This.

>> No.9778459

>>9775760
Its from a fucking TV show man relax

>> No.9778463

>>9775803
No millennials parents learned to cook in the 30s and 40s you retard

>> No.9778467

>>9775838
That is not how to make haggis

>> No.9778483
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>>9773000
My g

>> No.9778493

>>9777577
Shut up you should see mine

>> No.9778500

>>9777913
actually looks good

>> No.9778501

>>9778144
haha

>> No.9778503

>>9771194
Fuck you Halladay

>> No.9778525

>>9771186
nothing wrong with a couple jellybeans on a milksteak anon

>> No.9778568

>>9777544
Tbh i don't really come here often, so I dont know just how bad \pol\ is.

>> No.9778571

>>9777489
>wa la
I hate this meme so much

>> No.9778579

>>977079
I'd eat that and then order seconds OP. At least have a look at whst eyes

>> No.9778591

>>9777760
It actually did not taste that bad. The frosing had way too much powdered sugar in it

This year I'll be doing better.

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>>9778571

>> No.9778634

>>9775633
anyone get the feeling they'd be in constant intestinal distress if they lived at this time period?

>> No.9778666

>>9771137
>if she make you pepdog-bismal do not let her go

>> No.9778720

>>9777790
God I hate the south

>> No.9778805

>>9775658
>>9775633
>>9771348

ok who the fuck even came up with these things? Did marketing hire some sap to figure out recipies using their products in whatever way they could, as long as it was unique?

>> No.9778944

>>9778048
What's the guys name I'd like to know so I can watch his videos

>> No.9779085

>>9778459
t. didnt get the joke

>> No.9779094

>>9778308
looks like a big ball o' meat with some sosig of your choice with cheese and lettuce

>> No.9779117
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>>9775565
Finnish youtuber life is truly a wonder.

Trigger warning on the following video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwl7jER0Dvs

>> No.9779143

>>9779117
Nice. Didn't know that guy already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87zwBY0ULp8

>> No.9779225

>>9777777
where is it?

>> No.9779230

>>9771186
not having the jellybeans raw on the side that is the true gore

>> No.9779238
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>> No.9779262

>>9777696
the idea is stupid, but I can see this work

>> No.9779288

>>9778720
...where exactly do you think Tustin CA is

>> No.9779290
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>>9777581

>> No.9779294

>>9771342
OMG I just watched one of her Q&A vids two minutes in she confuses herself by rereading the same question she just answered and her videos look like trailer trash cuisine with alot of 'redo' vids which I take it means she fucked up the first videos batch. Bold for uploading failure though

>> No.9779300

>>9771288
i don't get it. what about this would trigger the american?

>> No.9779305

>>9775817
I have never seen this anywhere in America before.

I'm actually curious about who buys this. I mean an 8 oz thing of shredded cheese is like $2.99

>> No.9779313

>>9779290
that is grounds for divorce

>> No.9779318

>>9774396
Yeah I mean that would be mostly starch but I don't see this tasting bad, not good but just odd and unusual.

>> No.9779327

>>9775681
>As if one day people won't be grossed out by us putting ketchup, siracha, or avocado on everything

>> No.9779332

>>9771171
Why is the spaghetti on top so dry?

>> No.9779338

>>9779290

trying hard is never funny

>> No.9779339

>>9779332
It probably sat around for a long while

>> No.9779343

>>9777658
The French call that a terrine

>> No.9779368

>>9777790
Hot Cheetos aren't even that hot tho

>> No.9779399

>>9777696
but why ruin it?

>> No.9779400

>>9777909
The subtitles are hilarious

>> No.9779416

>>9771155
*puke*

>> No.9779420

>>9771161
Granted I’m only this far on this board but at this time I think I would eat that over anything else.

>> No.9779432

>>9771288
Is this chicken tenders? Fish? Fries? Is that with mayonnaise ? What about this is triggering or gross?

>> No.9779446

>>9779290
bone app the teeth

>> No.9779558

>>9775841
Yes, >>9777304 because everything is the same “calorie free”. Meaning everything they make is water and vegetable fiber with flavorings and sweetener. The only truly natural/“real food” thing they might have in it is salt since salt is calorie free.

On a side note, it’s ironic that you could give a starving person jars and jars of their product and they could still die of starvation.

I realize that their products are only meant as spreads/condiments but still. If a starving person ate mayonnaise and ketchup, gravy, jam, etc they would be getting something.

>> No.9779633

>>9771171

>replace the plate with a cutting board
>replace the glass of milk with a mason jar
>add some random garnish to the spaghetti

It's now a hip restaurant in a gentrified neighborhood.

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>>9778525

>> No.9779699

>>9778525
>>9779680
only the finest raw jellies though

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>> No.9779827

>>9779288
tustin callarado?

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>> No.9779988

>>9777304
I'm fairly certain Walden Farms is the Wal-Mart brand (don't shop there, think I heard it somewhere), so it really comes as no surprise that everything they make is shit.

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>>9778666

>> No.9780039

>>9773385
t. American

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>>9775624
>Now melts!

...

>> No.9780073

>>9777576
>hamburger helper

What does this mean? Why is it so vague?

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>>9777666

>> No.9780168

>>9780073
it's one of those strange american store-bought pastas with sauce included, like kraft mac and cheese

god knows why it's named after a hamburger when their main product is pasta
also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTUMbjFzli8

>> No.9780186

>>9778308
Are you serious?

>> No.9780191

>>9773061
Keep going, I quit about a year and a half ago cold turkey. Was a heavy smoker too.

>> No.9780207

>>9780073
>>9780168
Are you both autistic? It's Hamburger HELPER. You add it to hamburger to make a meal. It HELPS the hamburger taste better.

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>> No.9780407

>>9777065
This should be in Mario Kart.

I know it has fuck all to do with Mario but I want it anyways.

>> No.9780609
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>>9775826
underrated

>> No.9780645

>>9771161
that's fucking disgusting

>> No.9780710

>>9776715

There's nothing common about miracle whip and pears in the south as a dessert, your grandmother is just trolling you

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9780725

>tfw you'll never be able to erase the seared images from your imagination out of your head

>> No.9780750

>>9778805
How about you try it first before blessing us with your mouth diarrhea.

>> No.9780765

>>9777677
http://kadcobeverages.com/beverages/

It's... magnificent.

>> No.9780808

>>9775658
I thought those were french fries. If so, that monstrosity would be several french fries tall

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>>9780725
>I also use low fat mayo

>> No.9780860

>>9780765
>Black Commando gin
is that wesley fuckin snipes

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>>9780725
>I also use low fat mayo

>> No.9780884

>>9778944
pasi viheraho

>> No.9781027

>>9780818
brussel sprouts pretty objectively do not smell good

You pretty much have to slather it in garlic to be edible.

>> No.9781056 [DELETED] 
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shakshuka (poached eggs in a spicy tomato sauce)
with minced meat

simple but delicious

>> No.9781069

>>9780818
i learned she has mental trauma involving veggies, so I can't find this video ridiculous anymore. I just feel bad for her now.

>> No.9781075

>>9771378
The image itself didn’t get me, but this post triggered the fuck out of me.

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>>9781069
how the fuck do you get trauma from veggies

>> No.9781190

>>9778023
Poo in the loo just got upgraded into poo in the food

>> No.9781201

>>9781166
I think that her husband turned into one

>> No.9781332

>>9771265

Cree people in northern Quebec do this shit. They really like tea. My ex girlfriend's family used to use fucking measuring cups the size of the kettle itself to drink to themselves (over a period of time, of course). This picture doesn't shock me.

>> No.9781372

>>9772436

Definitely....limp. But I wouldn't say it looks bad, it looks pretty tasty just kinda sad

>> No.9781402

>>9779305

Probably for vegans

>> No.9781430

>>9777629

Awwww doge

>> No.9781474

>>9772436
Does anybody have screencaps from this thread? It's not in the archives anymore

>> No.9781477
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>>9780368

>mfw

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>>9770838

>> No.9781649

>>9777629
Aww, what a cute lil' nature's-dumpster

>> No.9781666

>>9777925
This is such a mexican drink

>> No.9781970

>>9771044
>based daym drops

>> No.9782028
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The freshest of fish.

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>>9777666

>> No.9782152

>>9782029
It looks like eggs with huge ant larvae

>> No.9782188

>>9771319
scrambled eggs with beef jerky/machaca con huevo

>> No.9782336

>>9775658
"This is all tax-free, right?"

>> No.9782350
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9782350

pizza eggsgs

>> No.9782818

>>9777062
dumb kid

>> No.9782839

>>9777696
why the fuck would you put these nuggets on top? i mean, for what fucking reason
You won't bite them WITH big mac, you gonna take them with your fingers probably so why put them there i dont fucking get it

>> No.9782913

>>9776715
The south - I wonder why the whole world sees us as hillbillies
Also the south - I sure love pears, lettuce, miracle whip and cheddar cheese, all in one.

>> No.9782918

>>9775841
is it bad I want to try it

>> No.9782929

>>9777294
That would be fucking delicious, have you ever had a ritter sport bar

>> No.9782952

>>9779238
what the actual fuck is up with your tabs, why do you have a folder called manga, why have are you watching a charlie brown Christmas, why do you have the serebii page for delimsie open.

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