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Post bad food.

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>> No.9770855

Im not even a food snob and I just gagged.

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>> No.9771084

>That fat black hand

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>> No.9771167

That's not how induction works.

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yes, that's the problem with that picture

>> No.9771172

Good thing that's not an induction stovetop then, isn't it?

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>> No.9771208

>he doesn't enjoy a nice icewich on a hot summer day

>> No.9771210


Once he opened it, it looked like a pus-filled cut open limb

>> No.9771216

Whats wrong with that? I am personally not a fan, but looks like a nice holodets.

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holy shit lmao i thoguht this was an n64 controller at first

thanks charlie

you could serve this in new york

>> No.9771298

I do this, but with two teabags, one is obviously not enough.
Hold up, did he add that too?

>> No.9771300

how dey make dat devilled egg levitate tho

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It used real fish.

>> No.9771309 [DELETED] 

Scrambled eggs on a tortilla is good though

>> No.9771313

That's not eggs, son.

>> No.9771315

thatm'ts a lime u git

>> No.9771319
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A Michelin star to the person to first recognize this without cheating.

>> No.9771324

Sharp eyes now, anon.

>> No.9771325

based kay
gib michelins pls

>> No.9771326

I'm not sure what's going on here. It's a big cup and unwise to fill it up that high, and his desktop is very odd, but he obviously didn't put ketchup in it, you'd see it blobbing around.

is that the quebecois guy who cooked weird bad food in toilets and doesn't own a working stove because he necer cleaned it and shit? I forget the guys name but i know he lives in montreal because you can see an STM bus pass in one of his drawers in one of the videos

>> No.9771329

what a cool sandwich

>> No.9771332


Jesus Christ, that is a horrible night on the toilet waiting to happen.

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>> No.9771341

>weird bad food in toilets

>> No.9771342

Nah, it's Kay, this anon >>9771325 got it in one.

Culinary star for your excellent taste in educational material and undeniable superiority of your chosen youtube mentor, my friend.

>> No.9771344

>the woman shaking her damn head at it

jesus christ

how does the owner/chef think a meatball sandwich is made? how do people like that own businesses while I can't even hold a job for more than two weeks

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That's a perfect looking milksteak. Not sure why it's in a food gore thread.

>> No.9771362

I'd recognize that scraped bare nonstick pan anywhere

her insides must be more nonstick than her cookware with all the teflon she's ingested

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Lmfao what in the actual fuck

>> No.9771378

Nothing wrong with a nice dinner of steak&nanners. I guess if you were from down south you'd understand.

>> No.9771381


hes basically invented flavored pasta

had he boiled it instead of microwaved it, it would LITERALLY just be that shitty multicolored "vegetable flavored" pasta you can get at the supermarket

>> No.9771962

If you think its even remotely tasty to eat banans with fucking sriracha sauce on top then youre a mongoloid and should reconsider your path through life

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>> No.9772417

I've been trying to find the video where he makes some sort of punch or energy drink and he adds some Halls mentho lyptus. IDK why, but when he added that shit out of nowhere, I just about died of laughter.

I've wanted to watch it again, but I've had no luck finding it.

>> No.9772426

He looks like a soundcloud rapper.

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>> No.9772444

Do the English really eat this?

>> No.9772452

we brits don't get ice, we prefer the humble rain sandwich

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here you go anon, enjoy this oc

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>> No.9772664

Is that barbecue sauce?

>> No.9772679

This looks delicious to me. You guys are just snobs.

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>Have a home recipe I made myself
>Know it'd just be reposted in one of these threads

>> No.9772721

Jello salads used to be hot shit. Those and mayonnaise with everything are all over old magazines. Peanut butter and mayo sandwiches

>> No.9772763

He used straight gluten though, not flour. Probably closer to some meat substitute than pasta. It would probably be okay if it wasn't horribly overcooked in the microwave.

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>> No.9772905

You dun goofed, it should be the barber memes not this shit

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I see nothing wrong with this

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>> No.9773021

Not the best meatball grinder but not the worst either. Biggest irk to me is that they didn't slice up the meatballs.

>> No.9773048

Honestly it should say "me" instead of "niggas". Niggas makes it seem unrelatable and that makes it lose a lot of its meme power.

>> No.9773061

I was so close to smoking again today after two months cold turkey. Just lost the urge. Saved.

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>> No.9773071

I'm glad to have done some good then

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>> No.9773416

expert plating, mate

>> No.9773434

i mean shit if your roommates won't do the fucking dishes then i don't see a problem here

>> No.9773927

there's only so many times you can beat and microwave something before it gains sentience and attacks you

>> No.9774339

This is a new one

>> No.9774345

maybe you overestimate your own value?

>> No.9774396

This guy might be on to something.

>> No.9774480

pasta gangsta

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>> No.9774491

>flyover will shittalk this
Lmao enjoy your casserole

>> No.9774508

"Hey how can we make this look more appealing?"
*S A T U R A T I O N*

>> No.9774518

yeah man, half the shit on the cooking channel they fuck with the colours so much the food looks radio active and the presenters get this weird blue tinge to the whites of their eyes.

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>> No.9774744

MC Tagliatelle

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>> No.9774771

no wonder the niglets on tv are always starving

>> No.9774773


Is this how slavs really bathe?

>> No.9775362

post it pls

>> No.9775388

An Italian kid

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See the turtle of enormous girth, on his shell he holds the earth.

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>> No.9775592

What the fuck is in that pan, it looks like something Gramma Stuffum would make.

>> No.9775594

It's basically just sliced up hotdogs mixed with Cheerios.

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What was wrong with people back then?

>> No.9775641

Those look cute and probably taste just fine.

>> No.9775651

because refrigeration and canning was becoming a more common and better thing, so people were trying literally everything with anything

>> No.9775655

thats literally a uterus

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Ok, I thought that we were temporarily enslaved by the Mayo People from Planet Kraft or something.

>> No.9775674

>real mayonaise

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>> No.9775687

this. is. too. far.

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>> No.9775746

i am going to be watching this for the next thousand years

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>> No.9775760

looks more like africa, though

>> No.9775789

That's not bad food until you try it. A good old blt could be considered bad food if stake bread, poorly cooked bacon etc.
Your pic is just someone trying to be creative and kinda did okay really. I'd like to see you do better OP.

I mean, does it look appetising? Not really. Does it taste good? Unlikely but mane it's the bomb.

>> No.9775803

It's just a way for millennials to mock their parents who they hate. It's certainly better than McDonald's, sips and sushi

>> No.9775807

clearly you've never seen philadelphia

>> No.9775817

Notice that shit does not use the word cheese anywhere on the packaging. Fucking crap 'muricans eat.

>> No.9775826

>listens to The Who once

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>> No.9775854

His thought is slow, kinda like OPs.

I forget the rest of the rhyme.

>> No.9775858

>Getting mad because not cheese isn't illegaly called cheese

Millennials just can't stop their temper tantrums

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That was a good thread holy shit

>> No.9775947

Is this what a beaner looks like?

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>the eggs
My fucking sides

>> No.9776402

I could see this work. I'd probably eat it, and I don't even like tuna.

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gbt plebbit

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>here's your salad anon

>> No.9776696

love me some cancer sketti

>> No.9776707

it should say niggers

>> No.9776715

my grandma made this for me, it's still a common southern dessert. But generally you add cheddar cheese on top.

>> No.9776775
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i've done this with frosted flakes, pb&j, and no bananas. i also grilled it. really good actually.

>> No.9776784

That just makes it worse.

>> No.9776815

the pattern of the spaghetti against the glass is kind of neat

>> No.9776819

would this be better if it were sriracha or catsup?

>> No.9776820

Every kind of banana is good with hot sauce.

>> No.9776824

That looks like the kind of thing that !OPIATE is always eating and posting photos of.

>> No.9776857

a true classic. A couple of youtube guys actually recreated the monstrosity and tried it:


>> No.9776868

It's hard to tell what this one is- looks like ham, apple slices, peeled carrots, and...sour cream? What?

>> No.9776891

you know that's mostly likely because of your tv's saturation settings, right

pb & banana sandwiches were the bomb when I was growing up. Imagining some cinnamon flavor mixed in doesn't sound bad at all; I think it's the mixture of crunchy and mushy textures that would be off-putting to me.

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that rusty egg dicer i swear

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That's not bad. That's cute and probably delicious.

>> No.9777084

I think those are potatoes, not apple slices.

But yeah, that looks like sour cream. I could see it being used on the carrots and potatoes, though.

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>cheese slices
Real talk

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It's not rusty, it just has a rugged surface.

>> No.9777304

Is everything from this brand complete shit?

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>> No.9777397

Peanuts are the sixth ingredient, what do you think?

>> No.9777416

They warned us about eating pizza before bed

>> No.9777428

Dude. Thats not peanuts. That peanut flavor...

>> No.9777446

>Looks again
So it is...
>looks at nutrition
I can also see that you only get four percent of your daily recommendation of sodium and zero percent of anything else

>> No.9777461

holy shit. This must be somewhere in the States. And they're charging almost $6 for that?

>> No.9777469

oh, that would make more sense. In that case it's like some sad kid's pseudo-Thanksgiving-ish meal, and he doesn't like to have his foods mix. And what odd portion sizes too- roughly equal amounts of everything. Somehow I'm more and more intrigued by this.

>> No.9777472

I went out west and they served some tendies that way to me with 4 different sauces on the side. Was alright but I would've been fine with just a plate instead for convenience sake.

>> No.9777482

tastes better if you swap out the tradition with a noris

>> No.9777489

>be Jell-O
>nobody wants you because you're slippery and gross
>almost go bankrupt
>provide housewives with free recipe books that all use your product
>everyone else notices your success
>everyone runs out of edible ideas
>they switch to horrors of the elder gods
>wa la

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>> No.9777501

>be glad that Bill Cosby no longer advertises for you.

Now I'm going to down a bottle of vodka to get that nasty /pol/ taste out of my mouth

>> No.9777519

youtube HowToBasic Laugh for Hours

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>> No.9777534

well, I'm at a loss for words, anon, you've accomplished that much.....

>> No.9777544

What? How is being glad you're not advertised by a sexual predator /pol/?

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I wanted to make hamburger helper but my milk has looked like this for some time now, Im not sure what to do.

>> No.9777577

holy fuck clean your stove

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I think I should throw some of these away, I just noticed the expiration dates.

>> No.9777599

maybe tomorrow

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dear god

>> No.9777608

Jeez, man- why do you not throw them away? Also, I'm curious as to why you have 4 different kinds.

If you ever need a quick way to test a dubious milk just smell it. You'll know quickly if it's good or not.

>> No.9777609

It's nothing but undigestable plant matter with a fart of peanut scent on it.

>> No.9777617

I dont know man I kind of forgot. I have been on like a 3 month bender that Im kind of coming out of.

Im not going to open that shit, the first two are pressurized, like those old mentos and coke bottle things.

I think its just one percent and two percent milk. I use 2 percent for cooking, this time I wanted one percent for drinking.

>> No.9777627

>I told her I wanted Corndogs

Why the fuck would anyone want to eat a corn dog?

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cause there good faggot ass

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How about some chicken flan?

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Ketchup for my steak, please.

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For the Canadians of /ck/

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Have to depict the NW degeneracy.

>> No.9777674

>crunchy steak

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>> No.9777698

His thought is slow, but always kind
He holds us all within his mind

>> No.9777700

What the actual fuck. How (and why) do people come up with these things?

>> No.9777707

Reminds me of the time my friend drank out of a vase thinking it was just a fancy glass.

>> No.9777723

Nigga tryin real hard to go super saiyan

>> No.9777725

Holy shit fucking lol also checked

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>> No.9777760

did Santa take a shit?

>> No.9777788

Feck off flyover

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>> No.9777935

W-why is my anomaly detector going off?!

>> No.9777961

People seem to have an issue with any food that contains gelatin

>> No.9777965

I'd eat the fuck out of this

>> No.9777969

>This wasn't made by Dinotendies


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>> No.9778006

HEY NOW! That's just un-fucking-called for.

>> No.9778021

Thank the gods. I thought I was the only one who had to suffer through this shit.

>> No.9778023
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Does this count?

>> No.9778037

Holy shit that was a bad video

>> No.9778048

no no no you dont get it. im not that anon you replied to but there is a certain level of genuine nature in that dude's videos that the sorandum humor of howtobasic could never achieve

those eggs are real, they are there, in that drawer, in that dudes house, because he put them there of his own volition and reason. that is a real person who actually exists on this planet, who lives like this every day, who exists because he lives like this, with no act put on for any camera. just pure, raw humanity with a camera in one hand.

the unadulterated absurdity of it is where the unbeatable humor comes from, an act for an audience will never compare. true comedy gold that is unrepeatable

>> No.9778052

Fucking poos.

>> No.9778082

thought this was scrambled eggs. was dissapointed.

>> No.9778094

this is why im afraid to try indian food

>> No.9778096

what is it then?
popcorn and 'cha?

>> No.9778098
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Is that what Ted Cruz does when the Senate is not in session?

>> No.9778099

I would bet a huge sum of money that this guy's food was fucking bomb. Anyone that traditional probably knows some great recipes

>> No.9778136

Looks like a hearty stick-to-your-ribs kind of meal

>> No.9778144

>I would bet a huge sum of money that this guy's food was fucking bomb.

I bet it's pretty bum lol

>> No.9778205
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jesus christ that double trips get

>> No.9778235
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Are we honestly going to let this one slide..?

>> No.9778251

>I think it's the mixture of crunchy and mushy textures that would be off-putting to me.
when i make normal sandwiches i love putting different types of chips in them to add a crunchy texture, so one day i thought of doing the same with pb$j and cereal, i figured it's been done before and with a quick image search i confirmed that. try it sometime, putting potato chips on ham sandwiches and such is somewhat common.

>> No.9778256

That guys clearly white he's just not the colour of sour cream like you Cos he 3ats properly and goes outside

>> No.9778257

This is 2 molecules off from being plastic

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>> No.9778299

This actually looks dope. I did the same thing with honey nut cheerios.

>> No.9778308


I really wanna know the recipe for this

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>> No.9778329

Failed quiche

>> No.9778390

where did you get this video of me

>> No.9778417

Our backyard is full of roses. Over the summer we just keep our vase in the cabinet reserved for glasses because we pick roses every week or so. My best friend was super stoned and he excused himself to get some water. He came back with a small vase full of water and ice cubes.

After some giggling I told him it was a vase and he just said "Well it makes a fine glass too"

>> No.9778437

Scrambled eggs bacon an pancakes

>> No.9778448

I am one of these people. But it's pretty much the only thing i don't eat. At least when it's not firm in consistency like a Gummi bear.

>> No.9778449

No hes made seitan
He obviously dosent own a cooker and is improvising
You never know what if it's good

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>> No.9778459

Its from a fucking TV show man relax

>> No.9778463

No millennials parents learned to cook in the 30s and 40s you retard

>> No.9778467

That is not how to make haggis

>> No.9778483
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My g

>> No.9778493

Shut up you should see mine

>> No.9778500

actually looks good

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>> No.9778503

Fuck you Halladay

>> No.9778525

nothing wrong with a couple jellybeans on a milksteak anon

>> No.9778568

Tbh i don't really come here often, so I dont know just how bad \pol\ is.

>> No.9778571

>wa la
I hate this meme so much

>> No.9778579

I'd eat that and then order seconds OP. At least have a look at whst eyes

>> No.9778591

It actually did not taste that bad. The frosing had way too much powdered sugar in it

This year I'll be doing better.

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>> No.9778634

anyone get the feeling they'd be in constant intestinal distress if they lived at this time period?

>> No.9778666

>if she make you pepdog-bismal do not let her go

>> No.9778720

God I hate the south

>> No.9778805


ok who the fuck even came up with these things? Did marketing hire some sap to figure out recipies using their products in whatever way they could, as long as it was unique?

>> No.9778944

What's the guys name I'd like to know so I can watch his videos

>> No.9779085

t. didnt get the joke

>> No.9779094

looks like a big ball o' meat with some sosig of your choice with cheese and lettuce

>> No.9779117
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Finnish youtuber life is truly a wonder.

Trigger warning on the following video.

>> No.9779143

Nice. Didn't know that guy already.

>> No.9779225

where is it?

>> No.9779230

not having the jellybeans raw on the side that is the true gore

>> No.9779238
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>> No.9779262

the idea is stupid, but I can see this work

>> No.9779288

...where exactly do you think Tustin CA is

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>> No.9779294

OMG I just watched one of her Q&A vids two minutes in she confuses herself by rereading the same question she just answered and her videos look like trailer trash cuisine with alot of 'redo' vids which I take it means she fucked up the first videos batch. Bold for uploading failure though

>> No.9779300

i don't get it. what about this would trigger the american?

>> No.9779305

I have never seen this anywhere in America before.

I'm actually curious about who buys this. I mean an 8 oz thing of shredded cheese is like $2.99

>> No.9779313

that is grounds for divorce

>> No.9779318

Yeah I mean that would be mostly starch but I don't see this tasting bad, not good but just odd and unusual.

>> No.9779327

>As if one day people won't be grossed out by us putting ketchup, siracha, or avocado on everything

>> No.9779332

Why is the spaghetti on top so dry?

>> No.9779338


trying hard is never funny

>> No.9779339

It probably sat around for a long while

>> No.9779343

The French call that a terrine

>> No.9779368

Hot Cheetos aren't even that hot tho

>> No.9779399

but why ruin it?

>> No.9779400

The subtitles are hilarious

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>> No.9779420

Granted I’m only this far on this board but at this time I think I would eat that over anything else.

>> No.9779432

Is this chicken tenders? Fish? Fries? Is that with mayonnaise ? What about this is triggering or gross?

>> No.9779446

bone app the teeth

>> No.9779558

Yes, >>9777304 because everything is the same “calorie free”. Meaning everything they make is water and vegetable fiber with flavorings and sweetener. The only truly natural/“real food” thing they might have in it is salt since salt is calorie free.

On a side note, it’s ironic that you could give a starving person jars and jars of their product and they could still die of starvation.

I realize that their products are only meant as spreads/condiments but still. If a starving person ate mayonnaise and ketchup, gravy, jam, etc they would be getting something.

>> No.9779633


>replace the plate with a cutting board
>replace the glass of milk with a mason jar
>add some random garnish to the spaghetti

It's now a hip restaurant in a gentrified neighborhood.

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>> No.9779699

only the finest raw jellies though

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>> No.9779827

tustin callarado?

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>> No.9779988

I'm fairly certain Walden Farms is the Wal-Mart brand (don't shop there, think I heard it somewhere), so it really comes as no surprise that everything they make is shit.

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>> No.9780039

t. American

>> No.9780048
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>Now melts!


>> No.9780073

>hamburger helper

What does this mean? Why is it so vague?

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>> No.9780168

it's one of those strange american store-bought pastas with sauce included, like kraft mac and cheese

god knows why it's named after a hamburger when their main product is pasta

>> No.9780186

Are you serious?

>> No.9780191

Keep going, I quit about a year and a half ago cold turkey. Was a heavy smoker too.

>> No.9780207

Are you both autistic? It's Hamburger HELPER. You add it to hamburger to make a meal. It HELPS the hamburger taste better.

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>> No.9780407

This should be in Mario Kart.

I know it has fuck all to do with Mario but I want it anyways.

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>> No.9780645

that's fucking disgusting

>> No.9780710


There's nothing common about miracle whip and pears in the south as a dessert, your grandmother is just trolling you

>> No.9780725
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>tfw you'll never be able to erase the seared images from your imagination out of your head

>> No.9780750

How about you try it first before blessing us with your mouth diarrhea.

>> No.9780765


It's... magnificent.

>> No.9780808

I thought those were french fries. If so, that monstrosity would be several french fries tall

>> No.9780818
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>I also use low fat mayo

>> No.9780860

>Black Commando gin
is that wesley fuckin snipes

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>I also use low fat mayo

>> No.9780884

pasi viheraho

>> No.9781027

brussel sprouts pretty objectively do not smell good

You pretty much have to slather it in garlic to be edible.

>> No.9781056 [DELETED] 
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shakshuka (poached eggs in a spicy tomato sauce)
with minced meat

simple but delicious

>> No.9781069

i learned she has mental trauma involving veggies, so I can't find this video ridiculous anymore. I just feel bad for her now.

>> No.9781075

The image itself didn’t get me, but this post triggered the fuck out of me.

>> No.9781166
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how the fuck do you get trauma from veggies

>> No.9781190

Poo in the loo just got upgraded into poo in the food

>> No.9781201

I think that her husband turned into one

>> No.9781332


Cree people in northern Quebec do this shit. They really like tea. My ex girlfriend's family used to use fucking measuring cups the size of the kettle itself to drink to themselves (over a period of time, of course). This picture doesn't shock me.

>> No.9781372


Definitely....limp. But I wouldn't say it looks bad, it looks pretty tasty just kinda sad

>> No.9781402


Probably for vegans

>> No.9781430


Awwww doge

>> No.9781474

Does anybody have screencaps from this thread? It's not in the archives anymore

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>> No.9781649

Aww, what a cute lil' nature's-dumpster

>> No.9781666

This is such a mexican drink

>> No.9781970

>based daym drops

>> No.9782028
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The freshest of fish.

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>> No.9782152

It looks like eggs with huge ant larvae

>> No.9782188

scrambled eggs with beef jerky/machaca con huevo

>> No.9782336

"This is all tax-free, right?"

>> No.9782350
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pizza eggsgs

>> No.9782818

dumb kid

>> No.9782839

why the fuck would you put these nuggets on top? i mean, for what fucking reason
You won't bite them WITH big mac, you gonna take them with your fingers probably so why put them there i dont fucking get it

>> No.9782913

The south - I wonder why the whole world sees us as hillbillies
Also the south - I sure love pears, lettuce, miracle whip and cheddar cheese, all in one.

>> No.9782918

is it bad I want to try it

>> No.9782929

That would be fucking delicious, have you ever had a ritter sport bar

>> No.9782952

what the actual fuck is up with your tabs, why do you have a folder called manga, why have are you watching a charlie brown Christmas, why do you have the serebii page for delimsie open.

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