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Why do only women and gays enjoy dark chocolate?

>> No.9783128

>>9783119
Am I transgender, or lying to myself about my sexuality? Either way I'm not to pleased about this news.

>> No.9783133

>>9783128
Nobody asked you to please anything
Did you mean to say "I'm not too pleased about this news"?

>> No.9783135

>>9783119
soyboys love it too

>> No.9783160

>>9783133
I'm not sure of anything anymore mum.

>> No.9783180
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9783180

>being chocohomosexual

I bet you like 56% dark chocolate

>> No.9783196

>>9783119
I like it and I'm not a woman or gay. In general I like bitter flavors tho.

>> No.9783247

>>9783160
Good. Concentrate at school and learn how to spell.

>> No.9783288

>>9783247
It's a grammar error, retard.

>> No.9783297

>>9783288
>This is what /ck/ banters about now.

>> No.9783308

>>9783297
>now

>> No.9783313

>>9783308
It seems the grammar police have been having a bit of a crackdown lately.

>> No.9783318

>>9783128
>I am x
GTFO you stupid attention seeking faggot

>> No.9783322

>>9783119
Why kind of boring idiot doesn't like dark chocolate

>> No.9783327

>>9783318
>reading comprehension

>> No.9783345

My wife eats 70% when she has PMS. It helps I guess.

>> No.9783348

>>9783345
Chocolate can have significant mineral content. I had cramps when I stopped eating 2-3 tablespoons cocoa powder each day and didn't replace the magnesium with something else.

>> No.9783362

>>9783119
I’m hetero and a man, and unlike you my palette is developed enough to enjoy the taste of cacao without adding babbys milk to it.

>> No.9783394

>>9783247
I've finished school, I got to leave early because I beat up on all the nerds and one never woke up. You remind me of him.

>> No.9783403

>>9783318
People who get mad about dick chicks are actually too stupid to comprehend a simple sentence.

>> No.9783407

In my experience, most women prefer milk chocolate, and normal guys just dont fucking care
As a straight man i prefer dark but thats because i like the slightly fruity flavor more than the sivkeningly sweet of most milk chocolate

>> No.9783408

is it bad that i actually like dark chocolate
i like its slightly bitter taste

>> No.9783420

>>9783247
>>9783288
Actually it could be either.

>> No.9783437

>>9783408
>i like its slightly bitter taste
so you like semen?

>> No.9783442

>>9783408
No one said anything about it being bad. Why are you so homophobic?

>> No.9783459

>>9783437
>>9783442
alright i'm sorry mom and dad

>> No.9783460

>>9783119
dark chocolate is for anyone who isn't an amerilard who appreciates the taste of chocolate

milk chocolate is literally ratshit with sugar in it

>> No.9783461
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>>9783119
>I like sweet milk chocolate
>I'm not gay

>> No.9783468

>>9783403
>urr durr you fascist
Get the fuck out you extremely retarded nigger

>> No.9783472
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>>9783460
"Oh no I'm in a thread about chocolate and no one's mentioned my obsession with the USA"

>>9783460

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>>9783472
"oh no I'm an insecure flyover who thinks that everyone who posts a throwaway meme is literally an ISIS terrorist plotting to bomb my corn field in the middle of nowhere"

>> No.9783477

>>9783460
>literally ratshit
>being this histrionic

>> No.9783479
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>>9783288
>using the wrong word is a grammar error

>> No.9783482

>>9783472
>ladder $148
Killing yourself has gotten fucking expensive. I swear these corporate assholes...

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>>9783475

>> No.9783487

>>9783460
>it's not the bitter thing that tastes like ratshit, it's the sweet one!

>> No.9783489
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>>9783485
Are you the guy who's been reviving the "fedora" memes recently?

The one I'd really like to see more of is the doge memes

>> No.9783592

>>9783487
The butyric acid in milk chocolate is what gives it the rat shit taste.

I just get cocoa powder for my vegan fruit sweetened nicecream and leave the cocoa butter to the fatties :-)

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>>9783135
>soyboys love it too
This

>> No.9783868

>>9783119
>intense flavor, somewhat bitter
>goes well with strong coffee and liquor
I'd say dark chocolate is manlier than milk chocolate

>> No.9783924

>>9783460
>milk chocolate is literally ratshit with sugar in it
The key difference between milk chocolate and dark chocolate isn’t sugar content, it’s the lack of milk in dark chocolate.

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>>9783460
>rat shit

>> No.9784324

>>9783459
faggot

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dark chocolate is strong and SUPER addicting