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Fuck you

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fuck you ;)

>> No.9787819

I think it's a little under cooked anon

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idk what all of these are so forgive me in advance if a non cooking one slipped in my food folder

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>> No.9787867

this is fucking disgusting

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>> No.9787879

thats all i got
dont think any non food ones slipped through

>> No.9787883

ok this is the only one

>> No.9787911

is yum feed a parody account? some of those shots are kinda comedic

>> No.9787946

Is this Jack's wife?

>> No.9787954

Okay that is really horrible, seriously just give it a quick death and don't let it suffer. This is completely unnecessary.

>> No.9787963

Has anyone ever made these? These look good.

>> No.9787965

Is that cat ok?
He's not sick or anything right?

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>cats literally see people as big cats


>> No.9787983

kill yourself retard. that eel doesnt have a head you fucking spastic.

>> No.9788000

Whose the dingus who plated that shit?
Those salad leafs and the shitty cut bellpepper look like shit.

>> No.9788001

That looks like someone just pulled out a tin of cat food

>> No.9788003

we used to make them as bar food special on a few days a month.
They are a bitch to prep but taste great. But it aint worth it for at home i guess. just make normal onion rings with a nice cheese dip, way less hustle.

>> No.9788006

Imagine how awful that must smell

>> No.9788019

It literally doesn't have a head you virgin

>> No.9788021

Did you even watch it?

>> No.9788028

Yeah but he looked a little weird.
I guess they sedated him so he wouldn't run around while hooked ho to the machine.

>> No.9788032

Don't forget the eggplant emoji

>> No.9788048

He doesn't look thrilled about it but I think he's ok. Cats are ok with weird shit sometimes

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>> No.9788328

Yeah get fucked. Been to other parts on japan and it's not that rare.

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>> No.9788351

A cat is going to eat that, right?

>> No.9788357

Any scientific explanation to why it is still moving? I don't see lemon poured on it so it can't be spasms caused by electrolytes.

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>> No.9788366

does it need a scientific explanation?
it doesn't have a head

>> No.9788370

>how much cheese you want?
>I want to forget I even ordered food
>say no more

>> No.9788371

What are they scooping out of??

>> No.9788375

so does the watermelon really just boil the chicken in water?


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>> No.9788381

a cheese wheel

>> No.9788386

heat makes the eel muscles move.

>> No.9788388

Welp, I could definitely have lived the rest of my life having never seen that.

>> No.9788392

Could have lived without seeing that also...

>> No.9788413

I hope so because that doesn’t look appealing but it doesn’t look like they are serious either.

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>> No.9788422

I want to move around like that when I die (as long as it’s not in front of loved ones). I would love to freak people out.

>> No.9788425

Most likely it's lemon or salt activating the nerves, causing the to twitch randomly. Not sure if that should happen with cooked food though.

>> No.9788428

Where is this?I assume that’s meant for 2? Or 4?

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>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 any of several webms in which Jack is putting shit in a pan full of cold oil
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 somebody's entire jack folder
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to king of the egg fortress
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes
>inb4 turkish salt man
>inb4 waitress inserting hotdog in vagina
>inb4 bulimic chick eating 20 burgers in one setting
>inb4 jiggly cakes
>inb4 bee dough
>inb4 black tofu made in trash

>> No.9788435

you're in after several of those

>> No.9788436

That’s too much.

>> No.9788444

it's a pasta you silly dum dum

>> No.9788445

Oh weird, no wonder. Thanks for clarifying.

>> No.9788448

Yeah, I know animals have spasms like that post-mortem but it still looks creepy as hell.

>> No.9788793

Nice mustache best results wow

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how about a Mexican food truck?

>> No.9789111

Fucking LGBT propaganda.

>> No.9789501

Is that EmmyMadeInJapan?
At least it was a joke video as far as I know.

>> No.9789507

Nervous system is still functional. But it can't process any stimuli including pain since, you know, it doesn't have a fucking head.

>> No.9789554

that was way more disturbing than what i expected

>> No.9789660

americans were a mistake

>> No.9789766

fag cake

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>> No.9789856

wtf is wrong with that yolk

>> No.9789873

Is he gonna be okay?

>> No.9789898

i always get nausea watching this disgusting shit. hell, i have no problem with /b/s rekt treads, but this?

>> No.9790148

Is ALL pain processed in the head?
There's neurons all throughout the body, you know.

>> No.9790154

is that raw meat?

>> No.9790159

Yes it is. There are neurons all over the body but in order for a pain stimulus to be experienced as pain, the nerve impulses need to reach the brain where the sensation is integrated and interpreted.

>> No.9790167

>taps knife

Do americans really do this?

>> No.9790178

and even then most animal brains won't do more than receive an impulse and send out a reaction, sapience is not universal..

>> No.9790183

Thank you

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gotchu OP

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>day 50 of nofap


>> No.9790390

Fucking peruvian 5-guys

>> No.9790403

How the fuck is that even possible. I can't last a week

>> No.9790418

I was fine until it started moving on the plate

>> No.9790421

it's at the point where I'm so backed up that when I take a shit that requires some strain, the pressure on my prostate makes a huge load slurp out of my flaccid dick

I wish i was kidding

>> No.9790483

This, we also had the issue of having to use the rest of the onion parts that weren't to size in salsa.

Not a problem for us,
but if you're gonna do this at home, prepare to either waste food or make salsa.

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>> No.9790549

>tfw no qt gf to gobble up your rectangular dick
why even live

>> No.9790565

this is a dude

>> No.9790606

Where's the guy with the interesting stuff gdi

>> No.9790614

Raclette is awesome. It's a very Swiss meal.

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>> No.9790639

no way

>> No.9790659

What is even the point of the tin?

>> No.9790666

>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
I haven't seen this one

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>> No.9790817

Does her husband know? And yes, she's married.

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>> No.9790877

I know that feeling. The reason I quit nofap is solely because of the inconvience of having my dick dripping cum randomly which causes a huge mess.

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>> No.9790962

So why continue

>> No.9790975

How do people not get the concept of "too much" ?

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>> No.9791027

God he even fucks up at fucking up

>> No.9791047

was that chocolate syrup?

>AIDS in the background

sounds about right.

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actually it's a McDonald's bag.

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Do Turks really do this?

>> No.9791078

Lol so this is American food
>douse food in gross processed cheese (now melts!)
fucking gross

>> No.9791081

Someone post the whale shark being cut alive please

>> No.9791084

they done ruined that salad

>> No.9791095

Worst looking tartare I've ever seen

>> No.9791096

It's called raclette, a smelly but quite tasteless french cheese

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>> No.9791118

>americans can't eat salad unless it's literally drenched in more cheese than there is anything else

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here ya go silly

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>> No.9791150

This is worse than Jack webms

>> No.9791153

Checked, sorry my bad it's not french but swiss

>> No.9791158

He is real-life Homer Simpson minus whatever charm Homer had and the slender wife

>> No.9791159

Is she ok?

>> No.9791167

is it ok?

>> No.9791169

Are those fucking leeches?

>> No.9791173

They both died of eternal bleeding

>> No.9791177

probably just eels

>> No.9791181


this is faggotry

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Sardines or eels or something

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you no like salt bae?

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What middle school class is covering Fermat's theorem?

>> No.9791212

who ordered the steak with a side of douche?

>> No.9791241

I love this guy more every time i see it

>> No.9791308

>(now melts!)
Gets me every time.

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>> No.9791348

Oh thank god, its a pretzel.

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the yellow menace is real

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>> No.9791458

I want to stop engaging in habitual activities that rewarded and reinforced by my brain for doing/accomplishing nothing

sick of feeling like a lab rat pushing the cocaine lever

>> No.9791471

This is /ck/'s version of the fedora tipping

>> No.9791481


Just look up movies with Elizabeth Hurley and the dude from twin peaks.

>> No.9791517


Hey... now that's pretty fucking cool. I know it ain't Food OR Cooking, but that's just awesome.

>> No.9791525

How basic can you get?

>> No.9791724

>wraps tightly in paper before slicing in two

>> No.9791756

D-do you guys wear panties while doing nofap?

>> No.9791759

literally gyros

>> No.9791775

I swear it's like asians are in a hereditary war with all wildlife

>> No.9791780


So is she blind or just can't help but stare at....whatever the fuck she's staring at?

>> No.9792029

originally strawberrys were white, it was because of those stupid white people who made them red.

>> No.9792111

bedazzled with brendan frasier.

no gracias, soy alergico a los crustaceos

>> No.9792189

she's staring at >>9791780

>> No.9792330

ive seen something similar with humans where they could see other people's thoughts and maybe dreams.

>> No.9792350

It's not bulimic you retard. Yuka has her own diet.

>> No.9792355

That isn't similar at all. What the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.9792372

Ohhhh i want to put my dick in there
Oh yeaah

>> No.9792376

You're gay
Or a dumb whore

>> No.9792431


You know, it's not how he fucks up the food that gets me, it's how slow and ostentaious all his movements are that annoy me the most.

>> No.9792553

if you ever manage to go there you should ask to sample so scraps off the body itself before buying it

tastes so fucking good on the spot

>> No.9792601

how would you do it then

>> No.9792628

Where is this? That’s more ridiculous than 5 Guys

>> No.9792636

That looks like soul food done Korean style. Sweet potato fries banchan.

>> No.9792637


Just lay the steak in there with one motion. It's not terribly difficult to do without burning yourself.

>> No.9792642

How long are you trying to go for and why?

>> No.9792647

That’s hot in a gross way.

>> No.9792654

He looks gay but that steak looks damn good.

>> No.9792674

Is s/he blind? It’s creepy how they don’t even look at anything.

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>> No.9792678

This 100% looks like a dude here.

>> No.9792685

This is hot.

>> No.9792692


Why were these recorded?

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>> No.9792696

I'm all for fresh fish, but fuck man, kill the poor bastard.

>> No.9792703

It's weird how it seems like America is the only place where this shit is unacceptable.
French have foie gras and all sorts of other fucked up shit, asians all over love eating dog and live animals, as do BRs and south america in general.

>> No.9792712

>i shit on white people
>give me (you)s and tell me im good

>> No.9792721

Wow. You, uh, typed all that? For... reasons?

>> No.9792723

Oh my gosh. WHY would you do that while it’s on?!?! Let alone near customers?!?!

>> No.9792730

god damn Asians always top the fucking cake with this kind of bullshit.

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Like this you retarded fucking mong. Top splashes oil on you, bottom splashes oil away

>> No.9792744

Fucking kek. I was gonna but never mind.

>> No.9792745

Who is it?

>> No.9792750

>Americans finally learn how to make cheese (process) melt
>put it on fucking everything

>> No.9792759

lay the steak down so it splatters away from you???????????????????????????????

>> No.9792763

>foie gras
I eat this in the US. Although it is recently banned again in California.

>> No.9792764

God damn those people are fucking savage.

>> No.9792769

If I have to put up with faggotry to eat that meat I'm all in. I mean, I want to eat that. I mean I want that beef.

Uh, well, fuck, it looks so good.

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>cats aren't food

>> No.9792773

This is just horrendous. Why can’t they just kill it first at least?!?!

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That's somebody's fetish, and that somebody is me.

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Its a good thing those people are there to help that beached wha...

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>when you're waiting for the right time to use an image and you figure this is as close as you're gonna get

>> No.9792795

Hah, that’s awesome.

>> No.9792797

That’s good anon. Plus, if you fap all the time you will have a terrible time when you actually are with a girl. I had a friend who tried getting a hooker once but he had jerked it so much he still couldn’t cum.

>> No.9792804


It's french you literal fucking baboons.

>> No.9792811

Takes a long time to cut up a whale shark. Gotta keep it fresh.
The hours and hours of suffering

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That looks amazing though. I sympathize for the animal.

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>Pulls the 'pie' wedge off plate
>No grease underneath

>> No.9792861

it's fucking raw

>> No.9792873

>tfw humans are the planet's antagonists

>> No.9792902

But nigga did you see that butter dribble.

Gotta bust a nut somehow.

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You mean... Seoul food?

>> No.9792910

how can the alt-right ever recover?

>> No.9792920

nah he is a faggot

>> No.9792950

if i had celiacs i would literally just want to be dead 24/7

>> No.9792955

> o b s e s s e d

>> No.9792963

>AIDS bag
Glad I wasn't the only one who got that from it

>> No.9792993

women want him

men want to be him

>> No.9793006

made my night anon
t. asian

>> No.9793037

"Would you like a little more salmonella with your salmonella, sir?"

>> No.9793039

>There are people on this board who wouldn't eat that.
It looks pretty good desu.

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>> No.9793077

>Burning alive because restaurant employees are incompetent.
What a way to go, good thing normal places never give waitresses fuel like that, or this would probably be far more common.

>> No.9793082

>dude from twin peaks
Where did you see Kyle MacLachlan?

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Goddammit, I just woke up, man.

>> No.9793086

retard spotted

>> No.9793087

It's Jack, my friend.

>> No.9793090

>AIDS in the background
lmao, I saw the same thing

>> No.9793123

I mean, she IS the devil

>> No.9793342


I'm american and that's fucking disgusting, please stop

>> No.9793346
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Idk what this is

>> No.9793350

I get incredibly frustrated and disgusted by people that handle their utensils hesitantly and without precision.

>> No.9793415

>Idk what this is
Disgusting is what it is

>> No.9793420

You must fucking hate Jack, then.
as do I

>> No.9793434
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We're gonna need a lot more napalm

>> No.9793457
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what's your favorite organ meat?

>> No.9793462

Raclette is swiss.

This board filled with naive amerilards will be the death of me soon.

>> No.9793484

why the fuck are you on /b/

>> No.9793491

Haha isn't it cool how we're all mad at them for eating dogs, but they're all mad at us for eating cows... Like they eat our best friend but we eat their god haha it's a big circle

>> No.9793500

Kek, FoH can't be trusted with anything. They are literally strippers who don't take their clothes off / prostitutes that don't fuck the customers. I hate those pieces of shit more than anything on the planet

t. boh

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>> No.9793502

It's that little crusty bit that gets me

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>> No.9793505

Haha it's a guy making dinner, why the fuck are you so riled up? It's just food dude

>> No.9793514

heheh i too make no money by being a cook and enjoy trolling normies with my deceptive claims about the origins of food! wait til they hear what rillettes are

>> No.9793515

What in the fuck is happening here

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>> No.9793519

Turkish magic.

>> No.9793521

yeah but you can scale the size down and do it with camembert for like 20 a plate. throw some dried cherries and smoked filberts on that bitch and you've got yourself a...

...HAHAHAHAHA who the fuck am i kidding. NOBODY orders that shit. but it's fucking delish wa la

>> No.9793525

You haven't eaten enough shitty tartare to even be close to being called a line cook then

>> No.9793530

Haha go protest about it, you useless piece of shit. Really mad at the status quo? Go suicide bomb a bank. Really. If you're that mad, go strike the infrastructure of oppression by taking direct action, you little bitch.

>> No.9793534


>> No.9793538

nazis then: I want to ELLIMINATE all of the JEWS
nazis now: I want to SUCK THIS FROG'S COCK while it's getting DECAPITATED

>> No.9793542

well then get a head start on that by killing yourself

>> No.9793551

wew lad good thing there's no muslims in your country, faggot

>> No.9793553

It's so they could catch niggers RED-HANDED whenever they stole the precious berries.

>> No.9793561



why in gods unholy name......

>> No.9793572


what a fucking badass

>> No.9793573

Magic coffee.

>> No.9793595

the part where its still moving around is where i take umbrage

>> No.9793600

Been laughing at these posts for 7 mins now

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is that placenta?

>> No.9793656

Didn't know they were still making new episodes. Neat

>> No.9793662

>asians all over love eating dog and live animals, as do BRs and south america in general.
Is this what they teach you in school?

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You fags need to go back to r*ddit

>> No.9793748

Isn't the crust made of wax or plastic or something. I don't think you're supposed to eat it.

>> No.9793752

rinds can be made of all kinds of things

>> No.9793753

>Hmm, I already have fat sausage and fat chese in there.
>what else could i add?
>fat milk!
>yeah, and maybe some more fat sausage and fat cheese
... wonder if there is enough fat in there?

>> No.9793756

you just need to fap without visual stimuli a.k.a watching porn.
I bet if you did a fap with some minor anal play you could hit a guy in the face from across the street. And knock him down too.

>> No.9793758

I would definitely buy this. I've bought 5 large fries from McDonald's and emptied them into the bag to eat many times. I want this.
Testosterone is highest after 7 days of nofap then levels out. But it's a negligible amount. You've fallen for jewish tricks

>> No.9793764


>Viewers enjoy this

>> No.9793789

If I was drunk enough I would eat it

>> No.9793791

Did you know that lobsters are so dumb they don't understand pain? Yes it's weird and it's fine if you don't like it but it's not inhumane. The thing is already dead and headless ffs.
Grow some balls.

>> No.9793798

On cheeses like that it's usually just an extra hardened layer that has been wiped clean and oiled regularly.

>> No.9793824

I hate this goddamn website so fucking much at times.

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>> No.9793840

I can't imagine eating live animals actually makes the meat taste any better. It's can only be for psychopaths who want to be entertained by watching something die a slow and horrible death.

>> No.9793841

p-please stop lewding me in your dirty thoughts, unless you're a cute girl (female).

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>> No.9793846

There's a place near me that'll do a Korean fried chicken with a sweet potato waffle

>> No.9793850

大食いEater is the only Japanese lady who could handle my gaijin cock in her mouth

>> No.9793852

>knife, nice and dull

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>> No.9793876

I wish my flaccid dick can leak cum just by prostate stimulation.

>> No.9793880


it's neither, you can eat it safely

>> No.9793887



pick one fags

>> No.9793888

Arabic coffee made by a Turk, good lord you're such a retard.

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>> No.9793893


That's not called arabic coffee in the first place you colossal sperg

it's a turkish coffee

>> No.9793898

Lol holy fuck, what happened?

>> No.9793900

You know how people say the fumes are the most dangerous part and can cause explosions? They're right.

>> No.9793909

You sound like an assblasted Turkroach

>> No.9793913


>be an uncultured faggot browsing /ck/
>"lol you must be a turkroach"


>> No.9793914

line at the bottom says one dead one injured

>> No.9793926

brutha knows exactly what to do when faced with a snowbunny temptress

nigga would get his ass got if he bit

>> No.9793937

moar! that was amusing to watch.

>> No.9794203

Tubes in the sand

>> No.9794212

t. turkroach

>> No.9794325


>> No.9794407

>used to love organ meat and would eat anything
>went to medical school and now the thought of putting organs in my mouth makes me want to hurl

>> No.9794423
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>developing self-control and discipline while resisting one of the key tools of societal rot
>falling for jewish tricks

which one will you choose

>> No.9794424

get a room, homos

>> No.9794708

delish but structurally unsound

>> No.9794767

its already dead :^) muscle spasms always happen after you've killed an animal, weirdly enough it doesn't happen with humans.

>> No.9794772

>weirdly enough it doesn't happen with humans.
Yes it does.

>> No.9794813

What is that? Honey?

>> No.9794851

looks like a maple syrup

>> No.9794882

I don't get it either. There are at least hundreds sorts of cheese who actually have a taste on their own. Mozzarella is a meme.

>> No.9795148

You know that a vast majority of farm animals, even in America, are treated like shit all their lives right? Chickens for example are kept in cages barely larger than them and never let out except to be killed. Farm animals maybe killed "humanely", but don't pretend that somehow America is more moral for letting animals suffer somewhere where most consumers can't see them.

>> No.9795409

Fish don't feel pain like mammals do. Asians are big into "freshness" so the animal still breathing is 100% fresh.
But I agree that this shit is disturbing.

>> No.9795743

Thats why I only capture and eat other people's pets

>> No.9795961
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I fap like 5 times a day and I shoot very little semen now. I miss shooting ropes.

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