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>> No.9795528

>>9795509
Again?
Also how did your millenial bullshit get through my filters?

>> No.9795561
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>> No.9795616

>>9795561
Wtf is he even trying to accomplish here? Why bother using a grill at that point?

>> No.9795642
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>>9795509

>> No.9795650

>>9795561
The hand gesture makes this golden.

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>>9795650
"Yup, there it goes"

>> No.9795746

>>9795721
WHO CAN I NEVER GET WEBMS TO PLAY???
FUCK THIS SHITTY COMPUTER AND FUCK PC WORLD !!!!!

>> No.9795756

>>9795746
I GET A PLAY TRIANGLE SYMBOL WITH A LINE THROUGH IT!
HELP ME!

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>> No.9795775

>>9795746
Are you using iOS or an Apple browser?

>> No.9795808

>>9795509
>that sizzle

oh sweet jesus

>> No.9795817

>>9795775
MAC WITH SNOWLEOPARD I BELIEVE!

>> No.9795819

>>9795509
>>9795642
He can be a faggot, but pouring the salt like that means that some of the salt that falls into the food touches his arms
Also, why does he tap his knife? The only (non autistic) thing I can think of is to get a feel of the weight and density of it if new, but he does it over and over again and against the sharp side

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>>9795817
>>9795756
>>9795746
Safari, Safari Technology preview and WebKit Nightly do not support .webm's, you need a VLC plugin that is not available at the moment
Thus I use Firefox Nightly for .webm threads

>> No.9795856

>>9795819
It's clearly all showmanship. You can call it retarded, but if you can't tell it's for show you might have actual IRL autism

>> No.9795861
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>>9795844
>safari

>> No.9795877

>>9795509
So that is how a 14 year old kebab loks like.

>> No.9795890

>>9795819
>Also, why does he tap his knife?
Why does a tennis player spin his racket or otherwise perform a little ritual (yes, that's what it's called) before a serve? Why does a baseball player knock his bat against the plate before taking a stance? Why does a race driver rev his engine a few times before starting?

Anyone who does a job or has a hobby involving tools ends up doing things like this. It doesn't have a logical purpose, it's just you getting familiar with the tool at hand.

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Is fishing food?

>> No.9795938
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>>9795905
Yes.

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>>9795861
>Lightweight
>Fast
>Simple
>A E S T H E T I C
That's all I need

>> No.9795943

>>9795938
Damn. For what purpose?

>> No.9795960
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>>9795942
>no native webum support

>> No.9795983

>>9795844
Apple,MacBook they all are lame. safari is the shitiest tier browser.

>> No.9795999

>>9795775
>apple
>playing non native apple content
Your gonna have to pick one

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>> No.9796009

>>9795905
>>9795938
where can i find more like this?

>> No.9796035

>>9795890
>otherwise perform a little ritual
You just got me realize that whenever i make bread or buns i occasionally tap the dough with my hands like it were a drum just for the sake of it.

>> No.9796085

>>9795943
Anon's fish was sick so he euthanized it. I remember the thread.

>> No.9796111

>>9795528
t. millenial

>> No.9796120

>>9795561
I can only assume that grill is on the lowest setting possible. Those burgers should be finished cooking in about 8 months at this rate.

>> No.9796130

>>9796005
karl was right... everything is done ass backwards in chinaman land

>> No.9796139

>>9796005
fucking gook

>> No.9796154

>>9795561
what the hell is he cooking on? cardboard? butcher paper?

>> No.9796205

>>9796154
supposed to be copper grill mat

>> No.9796234

>>9796205
seems pretty fucking dumb for cooking eggs. you can use a frying pan on a grill

>> No.9796251

>>9796234
https://youtu.be/zdE8yh0d1_0

yeah.

>> No.9796262

im looking jack's oldest videos holy shit

https://youtu.be/HTVGmTf-2pQ?t=122

>> No.9796267

>>9796251
I sincerely wonder if this guy is secretly completely aware of how much of a dumbass he is and just keeps up the act for laughs

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>> No.9796321

>>9796295
keep in mind, this feat hasn't been attempted by an american in nearly 30 years

>> No.9796327

>>9795721
where did you get this video of me

>> No.9796346

>>9796005
I want to know more about this. Is this a tradition? Some kind of health ritual? I want to be a badass and end my day with leech beer and a ciggie.

>> No.9796358

>>9796295
>>9796321
>be a child
>tell people you don't like a certain food
>they force you to eat it anyway until you throw up
>develop issues with food
Haha, Americans suck!

I still see people doing similar things to kids, it's messed up, but I guess it's easier to just make fun of them when they grow up and have issues instead of trying to prevent them from happening.

>> No.9796380

>>9796358
stop being a faggot, kyle, and eat your damn brussel sprouts

>> No.9796451

>>9796346
It's a loach, not leech and he just wanted to look badass doing it

>> No.9796459

>>9795561
>doesn’t even try to prevent the egg from going into the grill
what a fucking waste of air

>> No.9796466

>>9795890
excellent post

>> No.9796477

>>9795561
That's probably why people don't grill eggs on the barbecue.

>> No.9796569

>>9795890
>it's just you getting familiar with the tool at hand.
It dulls the knife faster though, none of your other examples do anything similar

>> No.9796574

>>9796569
it's a fucking chef, those knives are probably sharpened almost daily, and he's probably not doing it when he's not showboating

>> No.9796586

>>9796574
There have been a few videos of people at home doing the same knife tapping thing. I don't know if they picked it up from watching professionals do it or not, but it's still a bad habit that's going to dull and wear out your knives faster. It's just a bad habit and something that is unnecessary and shouldn't be done.

>> No.9796590

>>9796586
it matters very little. for any home cook if it makes them have a little fun in the kitchen it's well worth it, especially since home cooks have irredeemably crap knives 9/10 times

>> No.9796593

>>9795561

It rolled off because he has his grates upside down. The little crossbeams are sticking up and making humps in his shitty copper sheets.

Also i don't think the grill is even hot.

>> No.9796610

>>9796590
>having fun
Fuck off fun boy

>> No.9796620
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>>9796295
True American increase their blood pressure with every bite

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>>9795819

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>>9796610
>fun boy

>> No.9796640

>>9795942
>kodewithkarlie.jpg

>> No.9796644

>>9795721
well I know what nightmares I'm having tonight

>> No.9796645

>>9796477
I've grilled eggs before, I just wasn't an idiot and made a foil bowl instead of that dumb shit.

>> No.9796736

>>9796645
I've cooked an egg in a coffee cup with a microwave. surprising how well it works. eggs rise to top of cup wala it's done.

>> No.9796791

>>9796593
Fuck me, it was bad enough when I thought he was just too stupid to lay the sheets flat.

>> No.9796823

>>9796586
>a bad habit that's going to dull and wear out your knives faster
This is like complaining that scribbling to check the ink in a pen before writing something is going to waste ink. Technically true, but a ridiculously small effect to focus on.

>> No.9796973

>>9796005
His roughness is very attractive even though he's probably a huge insensitive jerk

>> No.9796996

I'm so fucking tired of jack posting by now. Actually, I'm so bored watching people fail at cooking in general.

>> No.9797057

>>9796005
NOOOO NIGGA NO

>> No.9797060

>>9796630
what the fuck is wrong with this guy?

>> No.9797090

>>9797060
literally nothing.

he's stylish and puts on an act for the customer. he probably makes more money in tips than in hourly wages. no harm in being entertaining

>> No.9797120

>>9795642
I can stand the knife tap but I hate getting served steak that's already been sliced.

>> No.9797123

>>9797060
>gee guys why did the chef at the hibachi restaurant waste all that effort making a volcano and flipping shit around?
The world may never know.

>> No.9797140

>>9796005
I like this webm. It looks disgusting but at the same time I wanna try it.

>> No.9797156

>>9797120
it's a huge fucking ribeye, that steak could serve 4 or 5 people. slicing is fine when you are making gigantic steaks for sharing

>> No.9797170
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This guy is a major faggot

>> No.9797203

>>9795721
>wh*te "people"

>> No.9797232

>>9796005
how long would those things survive in your stomach?

>> No.9797241

>>9796823
At least that has a purpose because if the pen isn't working properly it could mess up whatever you're going to write and you'll have to start over anyway.

>> No.9797252

>>9797241
So he's tapping the knife to see if it's sharp?

>> No.9797257

>>9795764
This may be the most disturbing video I've ever seen.

>> No.9797267

>>9795890
And none of those things are nearly as cringy as taping the knife on the cutting board.

>> No.9797271

>>9797257
i guess you haven't seen that anime couple cooking eggs before

>> No.9797279

>>9796295
Anyone have sauce of this?

>> No.9797284

>>9796005
I hope there's a hell out there that asians go to where animals get to torture them to death.

>> No.9797312

>>9797284
>meat comes from the store

>> No.9797337

>>9797312
>Purchasing pieces of animal after it's already dead for the sake of dietary wants is the same as dousing them alive in burning alcohol then drinking them soon after for the key purpose of a vid.

>> No.9797340

>>9797170
DUDE

>> No.9797446

>>9795642
This dude's personality/aesthetic is best described as "ascended hobo wizard"

>> No.9797527

Where's the one where Gordon Ramsey throws eggs at a skillet?

>> No.9797634

>>9796620
>they added the apple just to seem "healthy"

>> No.9797663

>>9797170
imagine what his balls smell like

>> No.9797664

>>9796295
who the fuck doesn't like brussel sprouts

>> No.9797677

>>9797663
it's funny how he started out as a relatively fit tall dude but just turned into a human cheeto as the years went on

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>>9797340
BACON

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>>9795897
https://en.rocketnews24.com/2012/07/13/this-is-what-a-whopper-with-1000-slices-of-cheese-looks-like/

>> No.9797710

>>9797679
I hate Vice so much. This is the kind of thing that would be kinda funny if you were drunk with your friends, or some kooky YT video. But here they are filming someone cooking bacon with a laser in HD all serious with the same attitude these people approach a documentary on the Fukushima disaster.

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>> No.9797722

>>9797716
why is he trying to coat chicken nuggets with taffy?

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>> No.9797735

>>9795509
This guy again? Seriously? Who is this guy anyway and why is he so douchey? That’s a waste of almost all the salt he is supposedly sprinkling on the meat. You can literally see it fall off his arm to the side.

>> No.9797736

>>9797724
I love it,juicy

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>> No.9797744

>>9795561
>>9795561
His grill looks to be lukewarm. If you notice, it isn’t hot enough to start cooking the egg on the copper sheets but it is not cold because the egg mess on the grate is white.

>> No.9797750

>>9795642
It just hit me that as good as this looks, they never do a close up of the meat. For all we know it could be somewhere around medium well.

>> No.9797764

>>9797716
too 1:1 on that cornstarch and water jacky boy

>> No.9797766

>>9795746
Use Merlin. It’s on the App Store. That’s what I’m using right now and it plays webms fine either from within Merlin (inline) or you can just browse in Safari and then open webms directly from Safari (in Merlin) and Merlin displays it as a full screen video.

If you are in Linux or Windows though then you should be able to play them or maybe you have other issues.

>> No.9797772

>>9795764
Who does this and why?

>> No.9797782

>>9795844
>>9795983
Actually, apart from webm I really like Safari. It has been great to me by comparison to using 10 different browsers on Android and each one having a different glaring annoyance (or just being slow).

>> No.9797787

>>9795844
Where do I find Firefox Nightly?>>9795861
Safari works great

>> No.9797789

>>9797737
I think I need to take a week long break from eating food now

>> No.9797796

>>9797678
god is dead and this has proved it to me

>> No.9797799

>>9797743
context?

>> No.9797806

>>9797799
rival food stall unleashed a swarm of bees in attempt to slow the competition's production and sales, but being chinamen they just didn't care and kept right on selling

>> No.9797808

>>9795942
>>9795960
Apart from webm support I have no need for another browser. On my S5 I used to try all kinds of different browsers and they would always have weird features I didn’t want an not have features I did want AND/OR they would have all the features but things wouldn’t display properly, or would load slowly. I’ve had few problems with Safari and apart from the webms I’ve had no need to get anything else.

>> No.9797809

>>9797724
medium rare chicken

>> No.9797816

>>9797724
>>9797809
salmonella = flavor bro

>> No.9797817

>>9797808
Just use Chrome, faggot.

>> No.9797822

>>9795721
>apocolypse now.pg

>> No.9797830

>>9796358
I seriously have no idea where you're going with this
>future moron doesnt like vegetables
>parents force him to eat it anyway
>"hurr thats why he's choking on the sight of it, he has issues and shietttt"
So how do you plan on "preventing these issues from happening"? By absolutely not letting the kid eat vegetables?

>> No.9797846

>>9797830
>future moron doesnt like vegetables
>parents force him to eat it anyway
It was ham and eggs

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>> No.9797866

>>9795764
whaaaat the fuck maaaan

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>> No.9797906

>>9797279
https://youtu.be/smBgwCmXhY8?t=2m54s

>> No.9797916

>>9797852
mexicans are the ewoks of the earth. i don't know what that necessarily means i just know they aren't human.

>> No.9797919

>>9796358
>>9797830
No, you find different vegetables they do like and make them eat those instead.

>> No.9797926

>>9796477
>>9795561
Actually the reason he was cooking them on the grill is to test the grill mats. It was a test of an “As Seen on TV” product along with their claims.

>> No.9797937

>>9797634
No, it is to provide a contrast in texture and taste.

>> No.9797950

>>9796620
Or evidently their blood sugar. That “salad” probably got brought to a potluck as a side dish rather than as a dessert.

>> No.9797955

>>9797337
to be fair, i'm not sure alcohol bath is particularly worse than asphyxiating on land after getting pulled up in some fisherman's net

>> No.9797961

>>9796630
It just occurred to me that on top of all the other douchiness about him, he’s also wearing shades indoors.

That said, I bet his hair feels really nice.

>> No.9797965

>>9796736
>Voila**>>9796973

>> No.9797974

>>9796973
Yeah but that’s part of what makes him more attractive. He has a cool, I-don’t-Care attitude about him. He comes off as manly even though he comes off as douchey. Although that arm-salt move also makes him look like a fag. If he’s not though, then I would wonder how well he knows a woman’s body.

>> No.9797981

>>9796996
Who is this Jack? I am asking seriously.

>> No.9797982

>>9795943
edge

>> No.9797984

>>9797678
how could you get so many things wrong at once?

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>> No.9797989

>>9796358
you realize that after trying a food roughly 40 times, you are basically guaranteed to like it

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>>9797981

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>> No.9797994

>>9797170
Who is this? That is disgusting.

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>> No.9798002

>>9797203
Have done and continue to do a lot of good for the world. Don’t be a racist.

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>> No.9798011

>>9797743
what's in the food, IS FOOD

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>> No.9798017

>>9795561
The fucking grids are upside down

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>> No.9798022

>>9797898
too good

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>> No.9798043

>>9798032
What is this?

>> No.9798044

>>9798025
>they didn't add lard

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>> No.9798057

>>9797993
what is that? It looks tasty as fug

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>> No.9798068

>>9795764
dat ketchup placenta

>> No.9798070
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>>9798053
I've seen this so many times and it still just baffles me

>> No.9798078
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>> No.9798080

>>9795942
I'll never understand forcing women into places for the sake of it.

>> No.9798081

>>9798070
If I remember correctly he took that ceramic knife back for a refund. Because "if it can't handle wood it can't handle carrots."

>> No.9798083

>>9796005
Live eel battle!

>> No.9798084
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>> No.9798085

>>9798081
based ja/ck/

>> No.9798088
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>> No.9798097

>>9797678
What is this supposed to be? I see that the oil is not hot and probably not deep enough but ... is this supposed to be a corn dog?

>> No.9798098
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>> No.9798101

>>9798013
would this taste good?

>> No.9798102
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>> No.9798106

>>9797679
What a waste of time and resources.

>> No.9798107
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>> No.9798108

>>9796262
Jack has no right to pass out cooking tips of any kind and never will

>> No.9798111

>>9797702
Why?

>> No.9798112

>>9798058
Okay I actually want this one

>> No.9798114

>>9796358
Go eat a fucking raw goat or whatever the fuck you poor Eurotrash

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>> No.9798122

>>9798114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voTkc49dODQ

>> No.9798124
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>> No.9798130

>>9798043
My guess is "My Strange Addiction: Syrup"

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>>9798124

>> No.9798133

>>9797822
LOL

>> No.9798135

>>9797664
EVERYONE, you troglodyte. Brussel sprouts are shit, it's only recently people have been grilling them to make them tolerable. Only thing worse than brussel sprouts is broccoli and zucchini.
On top of that, most people don't know how to fucking cook, and then they breed. So you have mothers who boil brussel sprouts with a little olive oil and no salt. Childhood is a fucking trial.

>> No.9798139

>>9797808
>>9797817
No thanks. I don’t need Google tracking me more than they already do.

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>>9798131
Looks like something you'd eat on a dare. A double dog dare if you will.

>> No.9798146
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>> No.9798147

>>9798135
I love steamed Brussels sprouts with just a bit of salt and vinegar, could eat a whole plate of that

>> No.9798148

>>9798043
syrup you mong

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>> No.9798162

>>9798088
Jesus christ this guy has a disability?

>> No.9798163
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>> No.9798164

>>9798162
He had a stroke, so yes.

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>> No.9798175

>>9797852
>Taco Bell test kitchens

>> No.9798180

>>9797799
Bee Mochi

>> No.9798183

>>9798057
raclette

>> No.9798186

>>9798146
kek he is a fucking mongoloid

>> No.9798193
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>>9797737
jack is the best troll since coppercab

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>> No.9798202

>>9797985
>that giant wad of disgusting parasites
do asians really eat this?

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>> No.9798227

>>9798170
kek,more

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>> No.9798245

>>9798234
he is an insolent retard

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>> No.9798249

>>9797743
Good thing we're wearing gloves to prevent food contamination.

>> No.9798262
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>>9798248

>> No.9798272

>>9798249
Those are bees

>> No.9798276

>>9798272
So?

>> No.9798277
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9798277

Stop posting Jack webms.

>> No.9798279

>>9797743
are those bees??

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>>9798117

>> No.9798289

>>9797994
that my friend is epic meal time

>> No.9798290

>>9798124
did he just top that thing off with lighter fluid?

>> No.9798291

>>9797992
Well that looks disgusting. Do you have a link? Or is he on YT as “Chef Jack”?

>> No.9798293

>>9798291
shut the fuck up newfag

>> No.9798299

>>9798003
This video is so hard to watch.

>> No.9798302

>>9798101
No.

>> No.9798303

>>9798299
you know the frogs dead you retarded fuck

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>>9796005
>put a bag around your bowl to avoid doing dishes

>> No.9798306

>>9798241
enjoy ya cancer!

>> No.9798307

>>9797257
You're new to 4chan, aren't you?

>> No.9798308

>>9798195
THE FUCKING STICKER IS STILL ON IT

>> No.9798310

>>9797156
>it's a huge fucking ribeye, that steak could serve 4 or 5 people.

Girl or eatlet detected. That's a one man job.

>> No.9798313

>>9798308
i eat stickers all the time dude

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>>9798000

>> No.9798322

>>9798024
... what?

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>>9798224
>>9798231
how am I doin chef?

>> No.9798339

>>9798322
It's a cut glove. He's testing it. Obviously trying to straight up cut your finger off isn't what most people do but it demonstrates that the glove will protect you from any accidental nicks or cuts you might get otherwise.

>> No.9798356

>>9798053
Do you have a YT link? I would love to see the whole thing... hopefully there is any sort of context?

>> No.9798365

>>9798356
yeah it's dontbeanewfag.org/learntogoogle

>> No.9798372

>>9798066
All that work for one?

>> No.9798374

>>9798372
but its really like 30

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>>9798198

>> No.9798392

>>9797284
There's a million fish getting eaten alive by other fish every single second and that's no exaggeration. Fish are as dumb as vegetables.

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>>9798389

>> No.9798404

>>9798396
HAS THAT PAN EVER BEEN WASHED?

>> No.9798405

>>9798080
Liberalism, feminism, it’s the fake “freedom” they aspire to.

>> No.9798406

>>9798013
i remember that thread

>> No.9798412

>>9798396
I get the motor oil meme but what the fuck is actually being used here? Does she just reuse the same grease/oil over and over to the point it turns charred black?

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>>9798404
>>9798412
I don't think so but I think not washing it saves the flavor of what food was fried there or something.

>> No.9798419

>>9798404
>I just wipe it out bro
>cooking kills the bacteria anyway

>> No.9798421

>>9798417
This is clearly as assault on eggs which I will not stand for.

Got anymore though?

>> No.9798424

>>9798102
Eww. That’s so embarrassingly gross.

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>>9798421
That's all I have for eggs and oil, but I have more saved up.

>> No.9798429

>>9798139
You think Apple isn't tracking you?

>> No.9798430
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>> No.9798433

>>9798429
you think apple gives a fuck about what i do?

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>>9798430
where does this belong on this chart

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>>9798427
>>9798430
WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE EVEN DO? WHY DOES EVERYTHING LOOK LIKE IT'S NEVER BEEN WASHED BEFORE? WHY IS THERE FOAM ON THE STEAKS?

>> No.9798445
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>>9798436
Nowhere because it's fucking burnt.

>>9798437
It saves the flavor.

>> No.9798446

>>9798147
>>>9795905
You are literally eating steamed farts, you dumb cow.

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>>9798445
How is she somehow worse than Jack?

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>> No.9798456

>>9797716
What video is this from?

>> No.9798459

>>9798449
now hang on this pan looks TOO clean
she scrubbed the coating off
there is a SUBSTANTIAL amount of middle ground between that and this>>9798417

>> No.9798462

>>9798062
The black gloves make it look ominous.

>> No.9798465

>>9798041
what the fuck is wrong with gooks?

>> No.9798469

>>9798456
Can you not fucking read?

>> No.9798470

>>9798465
how dare they fry a dead animal fucking savages

>> No.9798471
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>>9798453
She's better than Jack.
She's aware that she can't cook but that doesn't stop her from doing what she loves.

>>9798459
Must've used a different pan.

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>>9798471
I can't get over the fact her "kitchen" looks so fucking dirty.

>> No.9798480

>>9798262
Did they circumcise the dog though?

>> No.9798502

>>9798469
Apparently not.

>> No.9798533

>>9798170
>puts cell phone on the meat packaging

>> No.9798543

>>9798220
UGH WHY DIDN’T YOU WARN ME FIRST?!

>> No.9798547

>>9798453
ravioli ravioli give me the glawc-omoli...

>> No.9798549

>>9798547
cringe

>> No.9798557

>>9798339
Oh ok, thank you! I was wondering if that might be what it was but it didn’t look like I expected a cut protection glove to look like.

>> No.9798560

>>9798365
Thanks mister!!

>> No.9798568

>>9798417
There goes dinner.

>> No.9798570

>>9798427
>>9798417
I want to know why these people record their cooking. Are they still getting millions of hits because people are laughing at them or something?

>> No.9798581

>>9798429
Show me where in their TOS they are. They specifically make a point of stating how your information is not given to them or clearly when it is. Anyone who thinks Google is offering a wide range of “free services” out of the kindness of their heart, is deluded. Even their OS is based on free/open-source and thereby can be put on all the cheapest devices but all operates the same way.

>> No.9798583

>>9798435
Recipe: 1lb of meat.
2 quarts of vegetable oil
Boil and serve.

>> No.9798590

>>9798446
>literally
You clearly don’t know the meaning of this word.

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>>9798445
WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE

>> No.9798607

>>9798277
I wish there were more webbums of taylor swift eating stuff while being cute

>> No.9798619

>>9798570
>people are laughing at them or something?
probably, yeah. I'm subscribed to both kay and jack. Thought I owed them at least that after all the laughs and shitposts their videos provided. If you look at the comment on kay's videos, you'll notice a lot of them seem sarcastic or just plain mean.

>> No.9798620

>>9798170
pottery

>> No.9798629

>>9798218
kek at commentary

>> No.9798645

>>9797796
Hilarious anon! XD

>> No.9798647

>>9798106
like you?

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>>9798590

>> No.9798766

>>9795642
I love the Kiseki edit of this guy

>> No.9798797

>>9797716
Did he just make a non newtonian fluid by accident?
He a natural alchemist lol.

>> No.9798841

>>9798797
it's fucking too much corn starch, that's it.

>> No.9798872

>>9798797
/ck/ is easily one of the least original boards on 4chan.

>> No.9798898

>>9797203
>mediterraneans
>white

>> No.9798903

>>9795905
Why was that fish swimming upside down?

>> No.9798913

>>9796620
How did she do that with the apples?

>> No.9798919

>>9797060
He's Turkish, for a start.

>> No.9798927

>>9797998
GAYYYYYY

>> No.9798930

>>9798903
Are you familiar with water?

>> No.9798932

>>9798903
It's in slow motion, it's not swimming upside down.

>> No.9798962

>>9798930
Yes, but I'm not very smart.

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>>9798445
>>9798449

>> No.9798985

>>9798455
I've seen so much fucked up shit on 4chan, but kay's meatballs get me close to gagging.

>> No.9799118

>>9796130
>>9796139
>>9797057
P U S S I E S
U
S
S
I
E
S

>> No.9799308

>>9797743
i really need an explanation on this.

>> No.9799340

>>9799308
Try reading the thread.

>> No.9799481

>>9795942
>adorable7.png

>> No.9799508

>>9798003
>>9798010
Fresh!

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>>9798107

>> No.9799608

>>9798141
Seriously, what is wrong with this guy? He can't be that stupid. It has to be an act.

>> No.9799613

>>9799608
You realize that's how you're supposed to cut cheese right you fucking idiot? You keep the packaging in tact to keep it sanitary.

>> No.9799621

>>9799613
I suspect he was probably commenting on how Jack doesn't seem to sharpen his knives, ever.

>> No.9799625

>>9799621
I'm pretty sure he was commenting on the fact that he was cutting through the packaging you fucking retard.

>> No.9799628

>>9799625
Well, if you're "pretty sure" :)

>> No.9799638
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>>9799628
"I suspect"

>> No.9799640

>>9799638
"you fucking retard" :)

>> No.9799646

>>9799640
yeah, that's how i address fucking retards, you fucking retard.

>> No.9799657

>>9799646
You fucking idiot?

>> No.9799733

>>9798307
I have. Hearts being ripped out of living people and people being skinned alive dont even come close to this.

>> No.9799740

>>9798034
I want to try a white strawberry. Aren't they sweeter than the normal strawberry?

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>>9799625
>>9799640
>>9799638
>>9799628
>>9799646
>>9799657

>> No.9799784

>>9799771
Sorry, he just seemed entertainingly angry.

>> No.9799832

>>9799784
go back to redddit

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>>9798455
>>9798445
>>9798449
The way she awkwardly moves her hands activates some kind of autism in my brain and genuinely frustrates me.

>> No.9799848

>>9799832
I tried it once a couple of years ago and it was awful.

>> No.9799964

>>9797060
He's a fucking wizard

>> No.9800182

>>9799964
Level 8 meat mage.

>> No.9800246

>>9798217
this man is a threat to national security

>> No.9800366

>>9797998
I would very likey much a version of this, where the third cake is dickbutt.

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