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9811118 No.9811118 [Reply] [Original]

why is there no homosexual chefs AT ALL? all of them are husky alpha masculine wolves. is chef the most heterosexual profession there is?

>> No.9811125

>>9811118
This is poorly made thread. Stop.

>> No.9811138
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9811138

>>9811118
Do overcompensating closet cases count if they only play a chef on TV?

>> No.9811140
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>>9811138
H-hes not gay! Delet this!

>> No.9811208

>>9811138
I think he actually enjoys shooting. Are you a scared little bitch or something?

>> No.9811219

>>9811208
>I'm so brave I can hold a tool specifically designed to shoot a pre-manufactured bullet safely away from me in a comfortable and ergonomic way
t. overcompensating closet case

>> No.9811238

>>9811219
Idk what kind of gun that is cus I don't really gaf about guns but I doubt it's comfy

>> No.9811245

>>9811219
>some soyboy unironically typed this post out, solved the captcha, and clicked submit, thinking he was being supremely clever and relishing in his takedown of an internet right-winger

holy shit you are beyond helping

>> No.9811248

What's a homo's favorite spice?

Sage

>> No.9811255

>>9811238
it looks like a SCAR with a bunch of tacticool shit slapped all over it for no apparent reason. they're not going to be uncomfortable to operate because they're meant for 87 IQ welfare queens to shoot over and over and over again without giving them early PTSD. whatever he did to it might make it somewhat less comfortable though.
>>9811245
>using the word soyboy as an insult
confirmed for closet case

>> No.9811272

>>9811255
>if I just continually insinuate this person is projecting his gayness onto me, that will surely make him realize the error of his ways and submit to my superior intellect in this online discussion

like I said, beyond helping. I'm not even the original guy you replied to, fuckface.

>> No.9811286

>>9811272
>fuckface
well excuse me princess

why are insecure gun nuts so sensitive about their alternative lifestyles?

>> No.9811716
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>>9811286
I'm openly ammosexual.

>> No.9811728

>>9811138
Alton is literally the least homosexual person on this planet

>> No.9811781

>>9811728
>least
I don't think that word means what you think it means

>> No.9811789
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9811789

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>> No.9811923

>>9811716
are you a chef? i can bet that you are not.

>> No.9811937

>>9811118
Watch Top Chef Masters. They're all gay.

>> No.9811946

>>9811118
Femanon here. Is this really what an average chef looks like? No wonder all my waitress friends fuck chefs on the reg.

>> No.9811956

>>9811219
>le overcompensating meme
You should try shooting guns sometime. They're actually pretty fun.

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9811990

>>9811923
Guess again

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>> No.9812037

>>9812003
Is she a dyke?

>> No.9812042

>>9812037
Look at that manjaw of course she is

>> No.9812180

>>9811118
OP they just made an AIDS restaurant.

>> No.9812208

Potential to spread AIDS

>> No.9812270

>>9811138
Alton temonds me of walton goggins on vice principals. Alton is what is known as a dandy in the south but its a part of the charm and does not make him a homosex.

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9812285

>>9811118
Okay sweetie

>> No.9812564

>>9812285
is that the hiv+ restaurant

>> No.9813200

>>9811946
bump

>> No.9813203

>>9811118
quite the opposite here, most of the chefs I've met are gay men who were thrown out of their working class family homes

>> No.9813204

>>9812564
no

>> No.9813205

>>9812285
>letting the camera touch the cutting board
That bothers me much more than any diseases the chefs might carry.

>> No.9813218

>>9813205
it's not the hiv+ restaurant, it's chefsteps you dofus

>> No.9813236

>>9813218
OK then. I just saw the other guy asking while I was typing.
It's not like you'd be likely to catch HIV from someone's cooking anyway.

>> No.9813251
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>>9811956
Guns are like stick shift automobiles. We grew up with a stick shift Datsun, I thought that was just how all cages were operated. Later in life I found out that knowing how to operate one style of machinery specifically designed to allow the weak and infirm to travel great distances without requiring functioning leg strength, as opposed to another style of machinery that has a minor mechanical difference but ultimately accomplishes the same goal, makes you a strong self reliant pioneer type. Who would have imagined.

People who grew up around guns don't think they're any more a reflection on your masculinity than a garden hose or a weed whacker. People who encountered them later in life touch one for the first time, go apeshit from the unfamiliar sensation, and for the rest of their lives have to tell everyone "I HAVE GUNS, ARE YOU SCARED? HUH? YOU TRIGGERED? LMAO LIBERALS ARE SO TRIGGERED BY MY FREEDOMS"

Ever consider that they're scared of you because normal people don't constantly broadcast their insecurity by casually mentioning that they could totally kill you if they wanted?

>> No.9813263

>>9812564
No, that's the HQ/test kitchen of ChefSteps; neither of the two chefs pictured are gay, either.

>> No.9813580

>>9811781
>t. insecure

>> No.9813684

>>9813251
Jesus this is fucking sad. This a food board you dumb cunt.

>> No.9813701

>>9813251
Dumb libruls dont support pedophiles for senate, such snowflakes

>> No.9813728

>>9813263
bullshit

>> No.9813751

>>9811118
I'll ask my strong, bearded boyfriend when he gets home from the restaurant and pounds my tight boypussy, OP.

>> No.9813818

>>9813251
>all those implications
I never tell anybody about my guns unless they specifically ask. My neighbors don't even know I have guns and I want it to stay that way. I just like shooting, you're the one who sounds insecure as fuck just by writing a wall of text to slam things you don't like. Fuck's sake.

>> No.9813866

>>9813818
You're obviously insecure since you had to reply and explain your lifestyle. If you didn't care, you wouldn't be bothered to respond.

>> No.9813868

>>9813251

>being this autistic

>> No.9813886

>>9813866
>defending yourself from people saying false things about you is being insecure
ok I guess
It's not like I have anything better to do anyway.

>> No.9813960

>>9813751
are you a qt twink

>> No.9815199

>>9812042
Hey, she could just have a fat lady cock.

>> No.9815217

>>9811789
Et bon appétit bien sûr.

>> No.9815224

>>9811118

that niggerfaggot was a chef on True Blood

>> No.9815351

>>9813251
that's too much to read.
there's nothing in life like finding something that combines art and science. For me, it's the P938 Equinox version.

>> No.9815467

>>9815224
exactle. a fictional character was chef&gay. that proves OPs point.

>> No.9815487

I never saw a flaming gay HVAC guy

>> No.9815489

>>9811118
because fags are of no use to the cooking industry
or the world for that matter

>> No.9815490

>>9811245
>some soyboy unironically typed this post out
Lmao. I agree man. These fags have flooded this place

>> No.9815495

>>9811118
>cooking
>straight
lmao

>> No.9815504

>>9812285
>>9813263

i heard that they fuck each other in the ass after every shoot

>> No.9815508
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9815508

The preeminent American prize for culinary achievements is names after a gay.

pic related

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9815510

>>9815504
no doubt

>> No.9816231

>>9811219
No one is trying to impress you with their bravery. Shooting is enjoyable, you should try it sometime.

>> No.9816243

>>9811946
Can you be my girlfriend please

>> No.9816259

>>9811728
>supports men licking and fisting each others anuses
>not homosex

>> No.9816271

Because they will spread AIDS or are sexual predators. Rubbing their penises on children's foods.

>> No.9816775

>>9816271
are all homosexuals like this? serious question.

>> No.9817943

>>9816775
bump

>> No.9818005
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>>9816271
But many chefs are junkies and they catch HIV too. Even if High-five were that infectious it just wouldn't be a good argument against gay chefs.
I'm guessing the gays just lean towards gayer professions, like hairdressing or nursing.

>> No.9818264

>>9816775
Yes. Homosexuals are deviants. FACT. They have all been abused and abuse in return. Spread diseases. Create the HIV. If you know a heterosexual with AIDS, he or she caught it from a homo. FACT.
They have terrible living conditions, full of disease and pests. They have unprotected sex with each other further spreading their homo plagues.
They will one day be punished, but that day cannot come soon enough.
Until then I do not allow my children near them, I teach them homo-awareness, and refuse to eat anywhere that employs homosexuals.

>> No.9818345

>>9818264
>refuse to eat anywhere that employs homosexuals

Guess you don't do any home cooking for your kids then ;)

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>>9811219
>>9811138
>projecting this hard

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>>9811923
I am a gay butcher. Also I own guns.
Also; because you're so obsessed with it, my dick is probably bigger than yours.

>> No.9818382

Ted Allen

>> No.9818389

>>9818365
You're a creep. Congrats faggot.

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9818406

>>9818389
Howso.

>> No.9818431

>>9811118
What's your sample size? Less than a dozen celebrity chefs? Ever watch Top Chef? I've personally met gay chefs in their cozy European restaurants.

>> No.9818449
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9818449

>>9811118
dig deeper

>> No.9818450

Wasn't there a show on the Cooking channel about a bara asian gay host making date meals for his bf?

>> No.9818462

>>9811118
>>9811138
>>9811219
>>9811245
>>9811255
>>9811286
>>9812037
>>9812042
>>9812180
>>9812564
>>9813251
>>9813701
>>9818264
>>9818005
>>9818264
/pol/ invasion is complete. Resistance is futile. They infiltrated the janitors and will ban you for calling out the invasion. /ck/ is now /pol/ lite.

Fuck this board, you can't actually discuss food and cooking anymore.

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>>9818462
At least it's not as bad as /k/ yes.

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>>9818473
*yet
FUCK.

>> No.9818490

>>9818462
Thank God you're here to post something cooking related then.

>> No.9818511

>>9818345
I am a heterosexual. I'm sorry you were not educated. I take it you are a homosexual and took offense to my factual statements.
There is nothing I can do. Your life is awful.

>> No.9818540

>>9818511
Wait you don't eat at places that hire homosexuals? Or you don't eat at places that hire obnoxious people.
You'd never know that 90% of gay people aren't flamboyant. They're a loud majority.

>> No.9818545

>>9818540
FUCK
*they're a loud minority.

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9818730

>>9811118
follow your dreams

>> No.9818763

>>9811118
2 sailors mouth fuck in the middle of the ocean

>> No.9818780

>>9818462
mad

>> No.9818797

>>9811789
Based Robu

>> No.9819172

>>9818540
I explicitly ask if an establishment has homosexuals employed. If they do, I leave. If not, I stay.
I do not ask them to accomedate me, to fire them. I just leave.

>> No.9819396

>>9819172
Assuming you are not just making that up, how would the hostess (or whichever low level person you talk to) know which of the other employees was or wasn't gay? They wouldn't because there are plenty of closet gays out there. So you are still likely eating at restaurants with gay kitchen staff

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>>9811118
open wide

>> No.9820526

>>9811118
>>9811118
>why is there no homosexual chefs AT ALL? all of them are husky alpha masculine wolves. is chef the most heterosexual profession there is?

Aids

>> No.9820877

>>9818780
Obviously

>> No.9820878

>>9819845
link?

>> No.9820889

>>9819396
Look you stupid faggot. Gays are not liked in my city. They are outed quickly.
But in the stupid hippie parts that contain some decent establishments, there are gays. Gays, liberals and disease.

>> No.9821257

>>9811118
To be a chef you have to learn knifing skills and killing so yes soyboys aren't accepted for chef

>> No.9821321

>>9811118THere are a lot but they just doesn't shout it loud . I know about a 2 michelin star chef in france called Nicolas Stamm

>> No.9821352

>>9818431
did you fuck them? because if you haven't, you can't know for sure

>> No.9821356

>>9819845
>>9818730
>>9818449
so? one isolated incident doesn't make him gay.

>> No.9821382

>>9818462
Maybe if you cunts gave a half shit about the contest this sort of shit would be diffused, but you're too busy responding to blatant bait.
Eat a dick.

>> No.9822547

>>9821356
are you for real?

are you for fucking real??????????

>> No.9822668

>>9811219
Okay. Would you rather that he be holding a stick of dynamite? Because this is a really stupid post.

>> No.9823034

>>9818462
>invasion
there is no invasion tho. you can like cooking and food while also knowing the truth about homosexuals

if /ck/ has a /pol/ slant it's because it's users have a /pol/ slant

>> No.9823058

>>9811245
soyboy sure sounds like boytoy

>> No.9823428

>>9823034
>the truth about homosexuals

OK, so where do you fall on the Kinsey bell curve for human sexuality? I guarantee you there is under 1% chance you fall in the entirely hetero category. You have as much chance of that as having an IQ of 180, which it's quite clear you do not.

>> No.9823564

>>9823428
>kinsey scale

are you seriously implying that a man who literally raped babies is in any way legitimate

>> No.9823597

>>9823564
>i believe whacko, loony tunes websites when they fit my agenda but "god" forbid we don't elect a pedophile in AL.

>> No.9823606

>>9811138
>one pant leg cuffed
is something that gays do to identify each other?

>> No.9825003

>>9823597
>whacko, loony tunes websites
???

>> No.9825733

>>9820889
Oooh I get it, you're from syria

>> No.9825764

Chefs are hot. Even the ones that aren't fit still have an advantage because they can cook you a good meal. I'd date a chubby chef, just as long as he had a good personality and similar tastes in food.

>> No.9826160

>>9818462
at least they bring anime girl and cuteboy pictures with them

>> No.9827430

>>9819845
is the video archived somewhere