/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9841235]

Why aren't you eating vegan yet /ck?
This giant portion is only around 750 calories, it is highly satisfying with a little over 40g of fiber :^)

[Anonymous No.9841238]

>>9841235
>Why aren't you eating vegan yet
Because I don't have a vagina.

[Anonymous No.9841239]

>>9841235

I don't get it why does this mean I should eat vegan?

[Anonymous No.9841243]

Because i love meat and animal products

[Anonymous No.9841250]

>>9841239
I think he's trying to say you can eat more filling food without the worry of high amounts of calories.

Which is true, when compared to 2 burgers and some fries this will probably fill you up way better while still being calorie deficient in comparison and more nutritionally dense.

[Anonymous No.9841251]

>>9841235
Because I'm not a fat butch like you

[Anonymous No.9841254]

Severe Iron, B12, and Omega-3 deficiency don't appeal to me.

This is what most vegans start to look like at age 30.

[Anonymous No.9841274]

>>9841235
>highly satisfying
For about an hour.

[Anonymous No.9841277]

>>9841250

...So, you go vegan so you can cram more food in your face? That's the point?

[Anonymous No.9841286]

>>9841250
>probably fill you up way better
It won't, look at satiation tables (the full table) You'll feel full at first but like the old trope of chinese food, you'll be hungry again in two hours.

[Anonymous No.9841290]

>>9841235
Because I'm not a faggot cuck boi of soy like you.

[Anonymous No.9841291]

>>9841235
Because unlike you we don't get our protein from swallowing cumloads.

[Anonymous No.9841344]

>>9841235
because i can never find any solid advice for vegan lifestyles
every single vegan thread is reduced to shitposting about killing animals and "muh b12 deficiency"

[Anonymous No.9841375]

>>9841254
>Posts picture of some skinny dude who is skinny because he doesn't eat fatty meats constantly
>Somehow this means the man pictured is severely deficient in several areas of nutrition, even though there are several supplements available to easily negate any deficiencies in a vegan diet
>Probably uses the word "soyboy" too

[Anonymous No.9841417]

Are vegans the furrys of culinary cuisine?

[Anonymous No.9841428]

>>9841291
Is swallowing cumloads considered vegan?

[Anonymous No.9841501]

>>9841375
Fucking vegans and their supplements
You could just eat a balanced diet you fuck wads

[Anonymous No.9841528]

I'm like 70% vegan and still eat meat every so often but it's handy if you want to shed a few pounds, been eating vegan for a month and I'm 15 pounds lighter.

[Anonymous No.9841529]

As a whole food vegan, I almost never eat soy. It's a staple only for dumdum tendies vegans. Not that it matters for monogastric organisms like us.

[Anonymous No.9841550]

>>9841235
>having to count your calories because you don't lift
GLYCINE MAX PUELLUS

[Anonymous No.9841558]

>>9841417
vegans are 100000000000% worse

>weeb talking shit

Of. Fucking. Course.

[Anonymous No.9841560]

>>9841501
Kind of a moot point. The same synthetic supplements are fed to livestock on farms to solve the same deficiencies

[Anonymous No.9841564]

>>9841254
your animal's B12 comes from supplements anyways, since herbicides have killed all the bacteria that produce it in farmlands already

[Anonymous No.9841574]

>>9841235
Where's all that fiber coming from? I need to get more in my diet.

[Anonymous No.9841581]

>>9841560

Yeah, because cows don't ruminate the grass they eat and have gut bacteria that produce B12. And meat isn't naturally a source of iron.

[Anonymous No.9841584]

>>9841574
well most vegetables have it, but i'd guess a fair bit is also from the peanuts that are also probably the source of most of the calories

[Anonymous No.9841593]

>>9841581
most cows dont eat grass to begin with

even if they do their grassland soil still has to have the b12 bacteria in the first place

[Anonymous No.9841601]

>>9841593
>even if they do their grassland soil still has to have the b12 bacteria in the first place
B12 is pretty everywhere in earth and shit. ust don't bu holocausted aldi meat for 4€/kg fucktard.

[Anonymous No.9841617]

Cos I'm skinny and desire the most calories as possible. I also just enjoy the satisfying taste of dead flesh

[Anonymous No.9841621]

>>9841601
except it gets killed off by pesticides and herbicides of which we use many, less so in grassland

but since /ck/ always memes extra fatty corn fed beef, which is the vast majority of beef, those cows get their b12 from supplements

[Anonymous No.9841636]

>>9841235

Because vegan tiramisu is shit.

[Anonymous No.9841645]

>>9841621
>except it gets killed off by pesticides and herbicides
lol mein Neger, are you really that retarded that you don't know the difference between a cow meadow and land o farm vegetables? They shit there all day long.

That's actually were I buy my meat and can fill up my fresh raw milk bottles. Enjoy your plant matter.

[Anonymous No.9841649]

>>9841235
How do I get the equivalent protein of one chicken breast bro?
>just eat 3 buckets of soy beans
T-thanks.

[Anonymous No.9841660]

>>9841645
even with the rise of grass fed beef, the vast majority of cows sit in stalls and eat corn

good for you if you eat grass fed but the vast majority of beef doesn't see grass after its first couple months of life.

[Anonymous No.9841665]

>>9841550
>Doesnt count calories while he lifts
Never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.9841674]

>>9841235
>tfw snowflakes are evangelizing for the vegan religion of 4chan
Kinda sad.

Protip: if veganism is so much better for you, than you should realize that humanity and the earth only benefits from lots of people dying off.

Literally the only reason you're trying to spread your religion is so you feel less lonely in your miserable lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.9841688]

>>9841528
Yes, correct. Malnutrition will cause you to lose weight quickly. Losing 15 pounds in one month is unhealthy.

[Anonymous No.9841696]

>>9841375
>even though there are several supplements available
>to negate deficiencies in a vegan diet
Protip: When you need suppliments in order for you body to survive your stupid, insane diet, it means that your diet sucks.

In fact, it means your diet actually sucks MORE than somebody who eats cheeseburgers every day.
Cuz Cheeseburger-man might be a lard-ass, but hey, there's cholesterol medications that let him survive! And unlike a vegan, he won't need them for decades!

[Anonymous No.9841697]

>>9841674
but i dont do it for ecological reasons, so suck my dick

[Anonymous No.9841704]

>>9841697
If you weren't an anus-clenching moral-faggot, you'd be eating eggs and drinking milk.

Don't try to lie to us about why you're a faggot.
There's a reason the vegan cult is so SO much worse than vegetarians.

[Anonymous No.9841711]

>>9841696
cheesburger diet man is likely deficient in calcium, magnesium and potassium, vitamin a, vitamin e, folate, and potentially a variety of other nutrients

the human body is actually pretty good at survivng even with a wide range of deficiencies.

[Anonymous No.9841715]

>>9841704
actually i forgot this was a vegan thread, i do eat dairy and eggs

[Anonymous No.9841716]

>>9841235
Doesn't look bad, but that's in no way satisfying. I can eat a kilo of veggies and only feel bloated, and not full or satisfied at all.

[Anonymous No.9841719]

>>9841715
Well... NEVER MIND THEN I GUESS

[Anonymous No.9841774]

>>9841696
>Hey buddy you can live forever if you take this shot and then a small pill once a week.
>Wtf???? I have to take a small pill every week? There's something wrong with your shot can
This is how retarded you sound.

[Anonymous No.9841781]

>>9841774
>Veganism makes you live forever
Do I even need to say it?

[Anonymous No.9841785]

>>9841660
Doesn't matter, B2 is still naturally found in meat. Holocausetd minced mechanically seperated pink slush isn't meat and in my eyes on the same tier like vegan meat-shit. Unnatural and unhealthy withuot additives.

[Anonymous No.9841789]

>>9841254
Ah yes. The critical analysis of the vegan diet from someone who probably eats instant noodles 5 days a week

[Anonymous No.9841790]

>>9841665
>he doesn't know how his body nutritional needs express themselves
Repent.

[Anonymous No.9841933]

>>9841785
you mean b12
and you retards don't seem to realize they put b12 in shit like almond milk so you can just have a couple glasses of almond milk and get enough b12 shut the fuck up about the supplements bullshit

[Anonymous No.9841956]

>>9841933
>supplements aren't supplemets if they are dissolved in fake-milk
lol get real anon, I've been vegan for 10 years. Worst mistake of my life, although I still like saitan for gains due to beeing poorfag. Your diet is shit and your body will be shit. It's like communism, just leeching of what your meat-gains left till they run out and you look like some oven dodger.

[Anonymous No.9841965]

>>9841235
If I go vegan do I have dress like that

[Anonymous No.9841971]

>>9841235
>going vegan just so that you can say
>"over 40g of fiber"

lmao you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.9841985]

>>9841956
>oven dodger
lmfao! how have I never seen this phrase before I am 40 years old.

[Anonymous No.9841988]

>>9841971
I still remember the first weeks when I been starting to go vegan, good merciful god, I had the worst farts of my life and they've been so fucking hot leaving my violated asshole that I felt like some anal-only whore after her first double penetration. The whole bathroom was a biohazard zone once I actually squeezed some sad soft sausages out. AND THEY COULD NOT GET FLUSHED DOWN. They just sticked to the fucking bowl sneering at me, while I brushed them around to get rid of them.

All vegans have the same sad, stinky loo stories which they never will tell you.

[Anonymous No.9842001]

>>9841375
>balding
>grey hair
>bad eyes
>bad skin
BUT MAH SKINNY BOY

kys greenbean faggot

[Anonymous No.9842008]

>>9841985
You're welcome, brother.
Visit us more often
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.9842017]

>>9841789
Actually my diet includes all those nutrients in spades. And the food is actually good.

picrelated. You get all your omega-3s (including the kind only found in animals, the ones that keep your skin healthy) in one can and it's only 100 calories.

[Anonymous No.9842027]

>>9841235
>highly satisfying

No, it isn't. That isn't how your body works. If you had that much volume in salt, sugar, and fat it would be highly satisfying. What you see in the OP image is less than that because you have too much fiber getting in the way.

[Anonymous No.9842030]

>>9842027
>If you had that much volume in salt
>satisfying
Oh, it's suicide season again. :(

[Anonymous No.9842036]

>>9841988
i might do a few weeks of vegan just to experience this, i love farting

[Anonymous No.9842038]

>>9842001
>balding
A large majority genetic, but can be nutrional as well
>grey hair
Can be diet related
>bad eyes
>bad skin
Yellowing of the eyes or cataracts is also more signs of internal organ damage, causing jaundicing of the skin and eyes. Not just that, but a lot of it can just be miscare of the body, not showering enough, scrubbing, etc. these are just very basic rundowns but all of these aren't necessarily because of a deficient diet or some misplaced representation of one.

[Anonymous No.9842041]

>>9841235
Because I like meat and dairy, and to a lesser extent eggs. Because I only buy meat that I know was ethically raised, and the only thing preventing me from raising and/ir hunting my own meat is the fact that I’m poor and I live in a city. Because while I do believe an animal’s life and feelings should be respected, that doesn’t make them the same as humans.

[Anonymous No.9842051]

>>9842027
Not a vegan, but I'm very satisfied by salty fiber.
Helped me lose weight.

[Anonymous No.9842054]

>>9842041
>Because while I do believe an animals life and feelings should be respected, that doesn't make them the same as humans

No you don't faggot, you don't give a flying fuck about a animals "needs" or "feelings". You don't give the slightest shit in the least, and the only reason you say shit like that is because it's a safe bet without upsetting the soyboys. I understand all the vegan arguments and such, and a lot of thier diet is superior for the human body in every aspect if not deficient, and would have major benefits if switched. But just like me, and you, and everybody else, we enjoy meat, dairy, etc all of that and we choose to consume it because it tastes good, plain and simple.

[Anonymous No.9842188]

>>9842054
>EVERYONE IS AN EDGELORD LIKE ME DEEP DOWN
wew lad

[Anonymous No.9842196]

>>9841235
Because I'm a man.

[Anonymous No.9843455]

>>9842041
>Because while I do believe an animal’s life and feelings should be respected, that doesn’t make them the same as humans.
spoken like a true cuck who hasn't read impeachment of man

[Anonymous No.9843465]

>>9841235
Besides everything else already listed i am not a fucking wild ape and can't spend 8 hours a day shitting myself.

[Anonymous No.9843466]

>>9841235
Because this.

http://www.sciencedirect.com.dml.regis.edu/science/article/pii/S089990071000359X?_rdoc=1&_fmt=high&_origin=gateway&_docanchor=&md5=b8429449ccfc9c30159a5f9aeaa92ffb&ccp=y

[Anonymous No.9844071]

>>9841238
Nothing more manly than drinking cow nipple secretions.

[Anonymous No.9844077]

>>9841254
Vegans are statistically less deficient though? So...

[Anonymous No.9844090]

>>9841649
Seitan has more protein than chicken. Next

[Anonymous No.9844094]

>>9841235
Because meat are realistically cheaper, no matter how insane the pricing system is

[Anonymous No.9844096]

>>9841660
Grassfed beef is highly unsustainable

[Anonymous No.9844112]

>>9843455
>spoken like a true cuck who hasn't read impeachment of man
>impeachment of man
You are using the word "cuck" in a context that is literally the opposite of what it means, you cuck.

Why do pussy snowflakes love right-wing memes so much?

[Anonymous No.9844116]

>>9844094
>because meat are statistically cheaper

Ever buy rice and beans in bulk? Thats literally the staple of a vegan diet. Veganism can be the cheapest diet you will ever have. And I am not even touching on the meat/dairy subsidies.

[Anonymous No.9844118]

>>9844116
Not cunting these main crops.

[Anonymous No.9844205]

>>9841254
>John Sakars
I hate vegans too but this is an unfair example.
This "man" is vile.

[Anonymous No.9845514]

>>9844118
You will have to elaborate, I dont know what cunting is

[Anonymous No.9845527]

>>9844118
If you meant counting - like not counting those main crops - then what about potatoes and broccoli? Even more main staples in a vegan diet. Those are way cheaper than any meat I ever purchased. Much healtheir too.

[Anonymous No.9845706]

>>9842038
Who's that semen demon in your pic?

[Anonymous No.9845875]

>>9844112
>pussy snowflakes
you clearly aren't familiar with the text I speak of

[Anonymous No.9846723]

>>9841254
Iron and Omega 3 are easy as fuck. A few cups of spinach. Cooking with flax oil. Done. Plus a healthy dose of isoflavones to keep that testosterone up.

[Anonymous No.9846858]

do vegans eat fish?

[Anonymous No.9846865]

>>9846858
Vegans wouldn't even eat fish EGGS.
Because something something morality.

[Anonymous No.9846978]

>>9841235
>eat that and a big ol' steak

I am the superior being

[Anonymous No.9847820]

>Why aren't you eating vegan yet
Because I like flavor

[Anonymous No.9848308]

>>9841375

t. soyboy

[Anonymous No.9848317]

>>9846865
But they happily abort their babbies

[Anonymous No.9848318]

>>9846858
No, those are pescetarians.

[Anonymous No.9848328]

>>9848317
>le vegans are liberal meme

[Anonymous No.9848472]

>>9848328
Not liberals, commie scum

[Anonymous No.9848910]

>>9841235
>40g of fiber in one sitting

lol that's not a good thing

[Anonymous No.9848953]

>>9841235
ur legs are so short are u a midget

[Anonymous No.9849454]

Q: How can you tell if someone's vegan?
A: Don't worry, THEY'LL tell YOU

[Anonymous No.9849461]

>>9841235
Low calorie density

[Anonymous No.9849471]

Veganism is a philosophical and a political movement, not a diet, and that's why they're dangerous, just like fascists, communists or islamists

[Anonymous No.9849484]

>>9841601
Im a poorfag. I will buy holocausted aldi meat

[Anonymous No.9849500]

I actually decreased my meat & dairy intake because of high cholesterol. At some point you get used to the boring as fuck meals.

I tend to compensate by making stuff more salty, spicy or acidic. Also something that you will really miss is the texture of meat. It's probably even more important than the taste.

On upside is that if I eat meat or dairy like once a week, it tasted so damn good.

[Anonymous No.9849549]

>>9844090
>expensive meme food only produced in soy states
Next.

[Anonymous No.9849553]

>>9841235

Because none of the vegan food I see gas any actual food in it.

Meat is food. Other things on the plate are trimmings for the food. If it didn't die, it's not a meal. Life means death.

[Anonymous No.9849554]

>>9841235
I'm not a dumb gullible soy boy food hipster who uses terrorism to force everyone into his ideology.

[Anonymous No.9849569]

>>9849549
>expansive
Anon, you can get 1kg of Seitan for 0,50€. Just "wah out" a pack of flour and boil it in a stew. If you fry it afterwards with hot spices it's pretty tasty as a snack even for carnivores like myself and it's literally 3/4 pure wheat protein. Far better than any shitty wheat protein shake you can get.

[Anonymous No.9849573]

>>9841235
Fuk off please.
I respect your wishes to eat vegan. Respect mine to enjoy life.

[Anonymous No.9849582]

Because I'm not gullible enough for fall for vegan propaganda. Only a complete idiot can be led to believe that eating meat is unhealthy and unnatural.

[Anonymous No.9849589]

>>9849569
*wash out

Take a pack of flour, make a dough out of it with water,place into a bowl and cover with cold water. Wait 2-3h. Place in sink and knead the dough under runnig water till the water in your bowl stays clear. This wy you wash out the starch (white) from the gluten (yellowish). You will be left with a brainy blob which you cut into small (it will grow up again in hot water) pieces to your taste and boil it on medium heat in a very strong broth (ad a bit tomato paste and some onions for more heartyness).

After it has grown up again you can take one out, cut in two and check if it has changed and absorbed colour and taste through out. Otherwise play back in. You can also marinade it ib4 for a couple days in a bbq sauce.

After it's ready you can use it like a raw meat, altough frying/ grilling gives it the best texture.

I like to make a big batch once a month and freeze it. Incredible easy and cheap way of getting tasty protein for gains. Wouldnt leave meat for it but it's still nice.

[Anonymous No.9849641]

>>9845706
your mom right before she sucked my COCK