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>> No.9846921

>>9846898
what now

>> No.9846930

>>9846900
>The chad jack jr vs the virgin jack

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>> No.9846944

>>9846938
I know its irrational, but I feel like his hand-tattoos are making the food dirty.

>> No.9846961

>>9846938
I go to Culinary School and Disney came to the school a few months ago for job interviews. They gave a presentation before the interview on what it will be like to work there, the rules, living conditions, etc. One thing that will prevent you from getting a job at Disney culinary is having tattoos below the wrist. You can have tattoos on your arms but they have to be covered up by a long sleeve shirt at all times.

>> No.9847025

>>9846961
Honestly, that's most jobs, I think. Past the wrist or above the neck will fuck you.

>> No.9847026

>>9846944
Exactly what I thought

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>>9846898
Even his own kitchen is trying to kill him now.

>> No.9847036

>>9846961
Who the fuck wants to work at a disney restaraunt lol

Culinary school is so stupid

Should have taken your tuition and went to france and done a few stages then came back and worked from bottom up in a decent kitchen

I learned way more in 6 months at a good kitchen than the 2nd year students who came in to work with us

>> No.9847050

>>9846770
She hongey

>> No.9847098

>>9846770
>When you get out of women's prison.web,

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>>9846770
She is like little baby.

>> No.9847424

>>9847344
>has a girl on his shirt

lol fag

>> No.9847428

>>9847344
Envision that peristalsis.

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>> No.9847465

>>9847459
Nigga just buy some gloves

>> No.9847466

>>9846898
LMFAO the way he disappears.

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>>9846898
>tfw so scared you drink an invisibility potion

>> No.9847539

>>9847496
Perfect.

>> No.9847546

>>9847496
this is a very good post

>> No.9847549

>>9847496
>>9846898
wew

>> No.9847562

>>9846898
just watched this one, I just realized jack doesn't clean these things before he uses them

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>>9847459
I don't get it.
I chop up spicy ass peppers all the time and have unhealed cuts on a couple fingers because I have a nervous tick. I never have this problem. The odd time juice gets into cuts the pain is "Hey, this is a very mild inconvenience I can quickly ignore" unlike fucking red onions where I can end up crying like the time my dog died.

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>>9847466
>>9846898
My fucking sides, jesus. You can practically hear the [YOU DIED] sound effect.

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>> No.9847783

>>9847692
Bell peppers don't count as "spicy ass peppers."

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>> No.9847790

>>9847758
spray cheese would be such an amazing product if they could make it taste good

>> No.9847793

>>9846900
those strombolis are good as fuck

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>> No.9847837

can somebody please find me the video where he makes a non newtonian fluid

>> No.9847842

>>9847191
hes a disgusting eater but a burger dipped in a shake is legit the best fucking thing

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>>9847837
No fuck off, this is a beast thread.

>> No.9847863

>>9847432
Grill on left is top shelf wife material

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>> No.9847872

>>9847496
>>9847539
>>9847546
>>9847549
>>9847749
us gamers amirite?? XDD. Game reference!!! zing!!!!!111!

>> No.9847874

>>9847819
wtf take the sticker off first you fat piece of shit

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>> No.9847885

>>9847843
no you fuck off, this is a Jack thread and damn it i will maintain that

>> No.9847886

>>9847191
the video recorder needs to be hanged

>> No.9847890

>>9846916
My sister is a chef (a healthy fit one at that) and told me she was pressured into trying this at a fair and that it was actually amazing.

>> No.9847895

>>9847866
ok gonna need a name.

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>> No.9847904

>>9847895
Katie Thornton.

>> No.9847906

>>9847890
>blog blog blog stupid shit that doesn't matter blog blog more boring personal shit nobody cares about
>a person liked it

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>> No.9847913

>>9847906
Did something crawl up your ass this morning?

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>> No.9847923

>>9847913
yeah I, who am a money manager (a healthy fit one at that) was pressured into letting something crawl up my ass at a fair and it was actually amazing.

>> No.9847924

>>9847793
No, not really

>> No.9847927

>>9847908
what video is that? and he always uses sliced ham never actually just has ham

>> No.9847935

>>9847424
>he isn't aware

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>> No.9847940

>>9847736
Someone make this happen!!

>> No.9847941

>>9847814

So bacon and egg hash with the bacon replaced by ham and added tomato sauce?

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>> No.9848050

>>9847794
>respect muh flag
>eat it
>turn it into napkins
>turn it into clothes

>> No.9848056

>>9847344
I'm getting a lot of gay vibes from this. In fact I don't think it would be out of place in a gay porno movie.

>> No.9848061

>>9847758
The thing I always loved about The Office is that they always got PA brand stuff.

They could have easily done Wavy Lays or Ridgy Brand Ridge Chips but the fact they went out and bought Herr's chips makes the show feel more real.

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>>9847806
not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

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>> No.9848109

>>9847806
Either that guy just picked his nose, do did a bump. I hope it was the latter.

>> No.9848112

>>9847191

average cheat day

>> No.9848120 [DELETED] 

>>9847424

that plus how he's eating cock and his insecurity then you've got gold

>> No.9848121

>>9847470
if an Italian guy somehow found and killed this person, and I were put on the jury at his trial, I would find him not guilty

>> No.9848129

>>9848082
He's probably high on meth

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>> No.9848166

>>9848141
I thought it was doing a little dance with the top bun.

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>> No.9848186

>>9848157
He starts off looking scared, and you can see the fear in his eyes only grow as he chugs.

>> No.9848190

>>9848170
I can only assume he lost a bet and had to do this.

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>> No.9848215

>>9848190
These bots are getting cleverer, this time the video didn't have the same filename, so it must be parsing the context. Very impressive.

Unless of course it's the same dim witted retard making the same comment every time, in which case it's very very sad indeed.

>> No.9848229

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq6iEKVLzWY

>> No.9848234

>>9847758
all those happenings on the fridge

>> No.9848255

>>9847819
>leaves the sticker on
>fails to cut it anyway
I hope this guy dies immediately

>> No.9848265

>>9846898
The fuck?

>> No.9848270

>>9848099
I love this one
Obviously a joke but his parents' faces are great

>> No.9848275

>>9847692

I'm with you mate, I use habeneros on just about everything, and I've never felt the need to glove up.

>> No.9848276

>>9848265
What jack was using.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JPWwSILOVY

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>> No.9848292

>>9847794
oh fuck off

>> No.9848298

>>9847866

Milk truk just arrive

>> No.9848302

>>9847863
She's amazing

>> No.9848305

>>9848215
I can only assume he lost a bet and had to get this butt bothered.

>> No.9848313

>>9848284
his gross pubestache and intentionally goofy expressions never fail to disgust me

>> No.9848315

>>9847973

Seems like an excellent way to get cancer.

>> No.9848320

>>9848315
Enough with this "red meat causes cancer" nonsense.

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>>9846898
>Jack has a teleporting defense mechanism

>> No.9848341

>>9848215
BabyRage

>> No.9848346

>>9848320
I'm guessing he probably meant the carcinogens, not so much the meat itself.

>> No.9848347

>>9848320

No it's a "cooking over molten bullshit chock full of carcinogens gives you cancer" meme

>> No.9848352

>>9846898
An instant classic.

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>> No.9848361

>>9848356
a low center of gravity and sturdy base are ideal for maximum crushing and ripping strength

>> No.9848363

>>9847890
Can confirm. They're fucking vile calories-wise but it's criminally delicious.

>>9847906
I think what he was getting at was that deep fried butter is seen as obscene and but you shouldn't knock things until you try them.

>> No.9848369

>>9848361

What about biting strength? Or does being a midget also make you a dog?

>> No.9848370

>>9847098
You'd think she'd have enough taco by then

>> No.9848374

>>9847794
Now i understand why everyone hate us.

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>>9847923
whats goin on big guy

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>>9848374

>> No.9848394

>>9848050
you're not supposed to use an ACTUAL FLAG as clothing/etc. only fucking idiots don't understand flag code, flag-print anything is fine as long as you're not using an ACTUAL FLAG.

in all seriousness though that dish looks nasty as fuck

>> No.9848396

>>9848333
it IS a unitasker

>> No.9848405

>>9848394
>only fucking idiots don't understand muh arbitrary rules

>> No.9848408

>>9847789
Of course it's watermelon

>> No.9848415

>>9848405
There's nothing arbitrary about it flag code except people who actually haven't read it and just make shit up on the spot.
>t. high school color guard

>> No.9848438

>>9848356
>Want some?
Y-yes please.

>> No.9848450

>>9847789
>taps the knife

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>>9848313

>> No.9848468

>>9848141
Is this not far more effort than just making the burger after clearly already having sorted out and arranged all the components?

>> No.9848476

>>9847886
*hung

>> No.9848479

>>9848356
Something about the terrified "face" of the coconut made me giggle. And the fact that he also had access to a machete the whole time but thought "nah, my teeth are the better tool to use in this scenario."

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>> No.9848492

>>9848486
>Wagyu beef
>Dipping sauces
Truly they are spoiled

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>>9848508
>Mashed potatoes

>> No.9848518

>>9847582
This makes me angry

>> No.9848522

>>9848486
two nukes weren't enough

>> No.9848523

>>9848486
>Put on top of rice
>no one can get to the rice until most of the meat is gone and everyone is already full

>> No.9848527

>>9848522
This just gets funnier every time I read it.

>> No.9848544

>>9848284
Was just inspired to a take a gigantic shit because of this webm.

>> No.9848550

>>9848467
>tfw

>> No.9848561

>>9847465
This

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>> No.9848565

>>9848467
Gee Bill, TWO easy-to-eat log-shaped omelettes??

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>>9847758
This is the only thing I enjoy from the office

>> No.9848583

>>9848476
It's actually "hanged." He was correct.

>> No.9848591

>>9848569
Kevin or the food stuff? Both are acceptable answers.

>> No.9848598

>>9847973
Excellent job on making this one. I like how you got it right to the file size limit too. 10/10

>> No.9848603

>>9847027
Typical american lunch

>> No.9848606

>>9847973
That first one has got to be ruined

>> No.9848610

>>9848598
fucking retard

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>>9848284

>> No.9848624

>>9848522
Funny and original!

>> No.9848636

>>9848564
No canadian uses fake syrup

>> No.9848640

>>9847470
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM, NO ONE BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH

>> No.9848642

>>9848215
What the fuck? I've seen a few replies in this thread that are exactly the same as ones I've replied to before and made me think this is the same old thread but it's not

>> No.9848643

>>9848640
Grow up, faggot.

>> No.9848646

>>9848643
Wow stop posting anytime newfag.

>> No.9848656

>>9848646
Triggered memespouting redditor detected.

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>>9847496

>> No.9848667

>>9848374
There is literally nothing wrong with patriotism.
Fuck the haters.

>> No.9848669

>>9848656
Literally stop, troll.

>> No.9848673

>>9848523
As it should be, don't fucking full up on rice when you should be eating the meat

>> No.9848674

>>9846918
looks like a lot of work. I'd rather just have the mousse.

>> No.9848682

>>9847344
He got ball cancer. RIP testes

>> No.9848683

>>9847814

> one fucking egg

>> No.9848684

>>9847191
performance art fakery and gayness

>> No.9848690

>>9847191
pretty sure the story was this dude just got out of prison

>> No.9848694

>>9848624
not exactly

>> No.9848707

>>9848669
Literally neck yourself, kiddo.

>> No.9848708

>>9847814
So how do you do the trick where you slap a potato and it gets thinly sliced?
That's like some Fist of the North Star shit.

>> No.9848711

>>9847866
I didn't come to this thread to look at breasts. Fuck off

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>>9848707
Cancer

>> No.9848714

>>9848640
>>9848646
how's 8th grade going

>> No.9848718

>>9848712
>he says, posting anime reaction images in a webm thread
As I said, neck yourself you meme spouting trash bag of a person.

>> No.9848725

>>9848718
>>9848714

Fuck off faggot you started talking shit to me you're in the wrong for no reason.

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>>9848711

>> No.9848739

>>9848725
>>9848718
the person who posted the oblivion meme is ok
it was cute and funny
stop being mean guys!

>> No.9848750

>>9848725
>you're in the wrong for no reason
Lel. Idiot.

>> No.9848752

>>9848640
>>9848643
>>9848725
>>9848718
Go the F U C K back to (((/sthg/))) and stay there.

>> No.9848754

>>9848752
>>9848739
>>9848725
Samefag.

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Editing is hard. Like, how do you decide what are the important parts to try to cram into your 3mb?

>> No.9848779

>>9848771
you can start by not being a complete fucking retard

>> No.9848783

>>9847191
when you live on the east coast and go west to an in-and-out

>> No.9848786

>>9848284
nu-male food

>> No.9848789

>>9846898
something very bad will happen to this man
i can fucking feel it

>> No.9848795

>>9846898
*sigh* We couldn’t even make it past the first response?

>> No.9848796

>>9848194
>Frappuccino
>contains no coffee
this shit has got me so autistically mad. a frappuCCINO by definition contains coffee, you can't just make any cold blended drink and call it that. otherwise, a fucking blender daiquiri is a "frappuccino"

>> No.9848797

>>9847866
BITCH WHY CANT YOU EAT PROPERLY?!

>> No.9848799

>>9848796
Chill out, drop drinking so many expressos

>> No.9848800

>>9848486
>they all put their hands up to their mouths while they chew/laugh

Western women can not compete in the slightest.

>> No.9848807

>>9848725
not too well, apparently

>> No.9848810

>>9848799
nah, I am just so fucking sick of people not having the bollocks to be honest about what they made. these dumb cunts made a HOT CHEETO FUCKING MILKSHAKE, they only called it a "frappuccino" so it would maybe sound a bit less ridiculous (though if anything, it's more fucking ridiculous)

>> No.9848812

>>9848796
fuck off tripfag

>> No.9848824

>>9848523
Just take a piece of meat and scoop out the rice underneath. Very simple with chopsticks

>> No.9848828

>>9846944
Yeah, it gives that sort of impression. Guess it makes sense since *technically* his hands could also be dirty and how would you be able to tell past the tats?

>> No.9848829

>>9848636
no TRUE canadian

>> No.9848830

>>9848824
Except you can see the meat is double stacked on top of the rice when they remove a piece.
So by the time you get to the second layer it will be tepid rice meat.

>> No.9848832
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>>9848508

>> No.9848840

>>9847191
This would be like my worst nightmare (someone secretly watching/filming while I eat).

>> No.9848842

>>9848789
I think that's what we're all hoping.
I'm betting his wife snaps and finally kills him in his sleep.

>> No.9848844

>>9848840
>secretly
it was staged for youtube views, friend

>> No.9848845

>>9848840
i could eat outside bc i think everyone is watching me but thats just me im retarded

>> No.9848847

>>9847897
EW THE ORANGE ONE WITH ALL THE SPIT IN HER MOUTH WENT BACK INTO THE BAG EWWWW

>> No.9848850

>>9848847
I bet she feels silly now that you pointed that out.

>> No.9848855

>>9848847
hot

>> No.9848856

>>9847432
This is a cute video.

>> No.9848858

>>9848855
>being this thirsty

>> No.9848870

>>9848068
>when ur trying to fuck a girl and she asks if u have some coffee

>> No.9848871

>>9847582
I don’t know about this. It might taste ok but it is wrong on so many levels. The steak looks like a medium rather than a medium rare, I don’t know what I think of cream cheese in my steak, there’s no wine or blue cheese... it kind of sounds like once all was said and done it would be bland and dry.

>> No.9848875

>>9847603
This could be the start of a cheesy porn.

>> No.9848877
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>>9848871
It would be fine but it's a waste of a perfectly good steak.

>> No.9848882

>>9848068
>coffee boy dreams of becoming a ballerina

>> No.9848884

>>9848877
>It would be fine
not if you want to call it a philly cheesesteak

>> No.9848887
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>>9848884
Filenames just a joke mate.

>> No.9848892

>>9847789
I want to learn that method.

>> No.9848894

>>9848887
I'm not your mate, faggot

>> No.9848896
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>>9848894
I'm not your faggot, coworker.

>> No.9848898

>>9848845
couldnt*

>> No.9848899

>>9848896
Who watches this garbage?

>> No.9848902

>>9847582
NYET
STEAK IS FINE

>> No.9848907

>>9847794
Colors or no colors, that pasta salad looked pretty good until they dumped Kraft Ranch all over it. Any ranch sounds too strong but Kraft Ranch is barely edible. Same for Hidden Valley (which I think is now owned by Kraft anyways).

>> No.9848911

>>9848899
1.9 million subscribers on his channel

>> No.9848913

>>9848911
so inbred pakis?

>> No.9848914

>>9848911
Really disappointing.

>> No.9848915

>>9847806
I don’t understand the dancing. He’s obviously good at making crepes but the dancing around adds nothing to it and doesn’t look that slick.

>> No.9848922

>>9848915
He's trying to be the next internet sensation Salt Bae.

>> No.9848924

>>9848913
>>9848914
actual "fans" too
check the comments section, kinda sad desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK6W2cZFyI0

>> No.9848929

>>9848924
I'm not watching that or reading youtube comments you dumb faggot

>> No.9848931

>>9848915
Maybe he's just trying to stay entertained making his 500 gorrilionth crepe.

>> No.9848935
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9848935

>>9848929
fucking spaz

>> No.9848943

>>9848935
you're the one that watches it

>> No.9848944

>>9848935
He's right though. Gay shit like that doesn't even deserve a morbid curiosity view because everything they're doing has been done a million times in far more entertaining ways.
Watching some faggots eating sticks of butter... Where is the entertainment value in that?

>> No.9848950

>>9847814
>>9848708
.... Video editing?

>> No.9848951

>>9848943
tf i dont i just looked it up bc u asked who watches his vids

>>9848944
oh wow look at mr. ceo here doesnt want to waste his precious time!

>> No.9848956

>>9848951
...You're the guy on that channel, aren't you?

>> No.9848959
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9848959

What's with all the angry assholes tonight? Normally these threads are chill but for some reason half the people here just want to shitpost and be edgy.
Post food or fuck off.

>> No.9848960

>>9848951
you knew how to find it

>> No.9848964

>>9848956
ediot -.-"

>>9848960
so what

>> No.9848969

>>9847866
This looks like some rather thick milk. Is she dipping it in heavy whipping cream or something to make sure she gets the porn effect? Is this a start to a porn or is she just a whore?

>> No.9848976

>>9847876
I can’t figure out if this makes it look like she is giving birth or having a really heavy period.

>> No.9848979

>>9847885
NO IT’S NOT. We can have a webm thread without it devolving onto a Jack thread, autist.

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9848983

>>9848979

>> No.9848985

>>9848979
Don't acknowledge them and make new shit. Sure not everything I make is great but I've made like a dozen new webms for this thread alone.

>> No.9848986

>>9847900
Is this pizza sauce or chocolate? It looks like it’s the base of a frozen pizza but then it looks like the stuff being poured on is chocolate.

>> No.9848989

>>9848771
>the recipe can change but it's still the same because our family makes it
This is the kind of shit that people used to justify incest in Europe.

>> No.9848995

>>9847919
I’ll be the first to say A) we can see the picture B) I can still watch webms from my iPhone.

Enjoy Google spying on you.

>> No.9848999

>>9848565
Kekked out loud

>> No.9849000

>>9847923
Did it massage your prostate?

>> No.9849003

>>9847027
>corn and peas
Oh, fuck off.

>> No.9849008

>>9847973
>well done

>> No.9849010

>>9846898
webm should end after he disappears

>> No.9849014

>>9848067
I saw them cooking with these at an Lld Country Buffet once. They had ruined the pans but continued using them.

>> No.9849024

>>9847789
All /pol/ faggotry aside, that watermelon looks amazing. It almost looks like it's from a cartoon.

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>> No.9849043

>>9848374
eating raw pasta is pretty hardcore

>> No.9849046

>>9847973
your tax dollars at work

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>>9849042

>> No.9849056

>>9849042
>overcooked egg

>> No.9849059

>>9847945
Why to all of it, but specifically why to rendering the turkey inedible by supergluing it?

>> No.9849070

>>9848877
whats with all the qts working at... whatever the fuck this is

>> No.9849092

>>9848035
I hate this shit so much, how pretentious they look while pilling up disgusting shit like they're gods of food. I hope every mexican that likes this falls into a pit of shit, TODAY.

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>> No.9849108
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>> No.9849110

>>9848614
If it wasn't for the Maggi and "salsa Inglesa," which is just a shittier version of Worcestershire, that would probably be pretty good. I don't know what it is with Chilangos and putting Maggi in beer.

>> No.9849114

>>9847945
Saved. Also, what about ham? I'd fuck a ham.

>> No.9849125

>>9846898
Cool cooker Jack

>> No.9849142
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>> No.9849160

>>9848154
Ashens is so comfy

>> No.9849173

>>9849051
>Screw top down until egg b e c o m e s square
>"makes a square egg"
What audience is this device marketed for?

>> No.9849174

>>9849108
I'd let her zoom my nuts

>> No.9849178

>>9847973
I want my steak with less aa

>> No.9849183

>>9849173
Those living in two dimensions

>> No.9849201

>>9848067
Wait is this just not common in america, or is it a flyover thing? Vast majority of home stoves here are induction

>> No.9849204

>>9849173
gonna guess you've never read a newspaper in your life

>> No.9849210

>>9849201
>Vast majority of home stoves here are induction
I'm so, so sorry.

>> No.9849213

>>9849210
You can boil water REALLY quickly though...

>> No.9849216

>>9849213
Mmmm water for dinner again. Yum.

>> No.9849218

>>9849216
Throw some vegetables and a few bones in there and baby, you got a stew going.

>> No.9849223

>>9849213
I've got an insta boil faucet in my sink

>> No.9849227

>>9849223
I hear those are inefficient. You've got hot water on tap all day but how often do you use it? Its always cooling and being reheated.

Big tea drinker? Pasta fanatic?

>> No.9849229

>>9849218
You are the water boiling master.

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>> No.9849231

>>9849218
>vegetables and bones
>stew

>> No.9849242

>>9849227
once or twice a day for tea but it is nice for cleaning some things, plus my energy rate is dirt cheap

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>> No.9849259

>>9848800
I do that too though

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>>9849102
>3 hours
>everything from -20 degrees to 600 degrees
>literally just reconstruct the fucking strawberry
mfw

>> No.9849284

>>9849108
can't be as good as Slap Chop

>> No.9849296
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>> No.9849302

>>9849296
>confuses a smoke ring with "burnt"
honestly that's fine, because it means more for the rest of us. it's hard enough to get food at a good BBQ place anyways when there's lines out the door and they actually run out of food sometimes

>> No.9849304

>>9848603

> American

Everything is in spanish...

>> No.9849305

>>9847025
Better "accidentally" cut my fingers off.

>> No.9849308

>>9848370
she had plenty of taco, she wanted to get a little donkey in her

>> No.9849323
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9849323

>>9849296
>taps the knife

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>> No.9849342

>>9849332
jesus christ favreau

>> No.9849353

>>9849332
Someone needs to request Ja/ck/ to do a grilled cheese hungry mans special and we can splice this together.

>> No.9849385
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9849385

>>9847783
Fight me

>> No.9849394

>>9849231
Have you not made broth before, pleb? Stew bone is super common term.

>> No.9849402

>>9848800
>weeb being pathetic once again
"wow they cover their mouths while laughing and chewing, what refined ladies !"

>> No.9849403

>>9846770
That was kinda hot

>> No.9849407

>>9847908
made me throw up

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9849425

>>9849385

you probably think wasabi is on the scoville scale

>> No.9849464

>>9848376
BritBong here, I've got one of these.

>> No.9849470

>>9849464
bullshitter, all you've got is your mams minge

>> No.9849482

>>9849402
roasties get out

>> No.9849489

>>9847496
>>9847539
>>9847546
>>9847549
Samefag

>> No.9849565

>>9848141
Where will McNiggers work after these bad boys replace them?

>> No.9849586

>>9848284
EGG DILDOS

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>> No.9849608

>>9848800
Yeah, no one can compete with such autism.

>> No.9849614

>>9849278
You will never understand the fine art of haute cuisine, flyoverville resident

>> No.9849617

>>9848583
no, he wants to play with the video man's dick

>> No.9849619

>>9849332
>butter
>adds oil
>grease from cheese
>more oil
AAAAARGGHHH

>> No.9849620

>>9849142
You're a big fish

>> No.9849701

>>9848356
this is awesome. no homo, btw

>> No.9849777

>>9849230
That's metal as fuck.

>> No.9849801

>>9848068
>I want my cofee with extra taste of asian market air.

>> No.9849810

>>9848771
I thought it was a good webm anon.

>> No.9849841

>>9847843
did he died

>> No.9849861
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9849861

>>9848690
You shouldn't believe "the story"

>> No.9849865

>>9848950
>doesn't understand a joke

>> No.9849979

>>9848067

The fucking fingernails look so fucking disgusting.

>> No.9849989

>>9849278
Are you under the impression that the flavor stays the same?

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9850011

>>9847736
>>9847940

>> No.9850034

>>9849470
top kek

>> No.9850045

>>9848964
>-.-
Reddit,

>> No.9850046

>>9848959
exactly, lol

also why would they make that into ice-cream ewww gross!

>> No.9850058

>>9849591
I need a story or at least some context

>> No.9850092

>>9850058
rival food stall released a shitload of bees in attempt to slow business for the competition, but being the inhuman chinamen that they are, nobody gave a fuck and they just kept cooking and selling

>> No.9850096

>>9848959
>or fuck off.
you say this a lot you edgy shitposter

>> No.9850176

>>9850011
Perfect.

>> No.9850203

>>9848356
i wanna see those teeth, bet they're straight and broad.

>> No.9850234

>>9850011
nice

>> No.9850420

>>9850011
Very good

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>> No.9850556

>>9848976
go back

>> No.9850593

>>9848875
That's the entire draw to Olivia Munn's career. She's so almost arousing that it turned Kevin Pererra metrosexual and desensitized him so much he has to hang around that raspy blond to get his fix of semis.

>> No.9850882

>>9849108
Is that the chick from parks and rec? This has got to be a joke

>> No.9851009

>>9849056
>what is hard boiled

>> No.9851010

>>9851009
A different word for the same thing.

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