Fellas... Shrimp, crab, and lobster are fucking insects. Why are you eating bugs you retard?

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Anonymous Tue Dec 19 15:55:13 2017 No.9861054 [Reply] [Original]

Fellas...
Shrimp, crab, and lobster are fucking insects.
Why are you eating bugs you retard?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 15:56:18 2017 No.9861065 Because they taste really good and are traditional

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 15:58:58 2017 No.9861072 File: 75 KB, 600x600, 51184810_fried-tarantula-spider_1x1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9861065 I've heard many other insects are tasty, and are staples in many parts of the world.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 16:04:55 2017 No.9861092 >>9861054 >are fucking insects No, they are not. they are crustaceans, and moreover arthropods, which is why they bear similarities to other arthropods (e.g. insects)

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 16:04:57 2017 No.9861093 >>9861054 Not all arthropods are insects. Just like not all hominids are homo sapiens.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 16:08:55 2017 No.9861104 Theres nothing wrong with eating bugs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 16:09:48 2017 No.9861109 >>9861054 That’s like comparing white people to niggers, fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 16:12:05 2017 No.9861117 >>9861054 Thats like comparing someone who doesnt steal to niggers

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 16:13:40 2017 No.9861125 Because its fashionable

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 16:21:38 2017 No.9861157 >>9861054 This is one food I absolutely refuse to eat because of that "dark vein" that nobody removes. You are eating literal shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 16:29:56 2017 No.9861180 >>9861109 >That’s like comparing any people to niggers, fuck you. Stop pretending like you white faggots are the only ones that don't like nigger antics.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 17:17:51 2017 No.9861341 >>9861072 >>9861054 Those aren't insects goddamnit

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 17:24:55 2017 No.9861361 >>9861157 >doesn't know how to devein a shrimp.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 17:42:24 2017 No.9861418 >>9861341 The biological difference doesn't matter. Either way, you're putting a tiny bug-eyed creature into your mouth. Only niggers and retards should eat bugs, okay?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 18:06:22 2017 No.9861496 >>9861054 I don't.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 18:11:14 2017 No.9861515 >>9861157 >nobody removes It's almost always removed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 18:53:49 2017 No.9861658 >>9861054 the cambodians eat bug are you saying your better than the cambodians huh bucko? clean your room guy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 19:18:34 2017 No.9861755 >>9861054 Please do tell what you eat then, fuckface?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 21:17:41 2017 No.9862243 >>9861157 Anyone who's even half-decent at cooking knows how to devein a shrimp. Sounds like you suck at cooking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 21:37:09 2017 No.9862294 yes and bats are just hairy birds

Anonymous Wed Dec 20 02:45:06 2017 No.9863133

>>9861054
You don't need to be embarrassed about being too poor to afford seafood or too picky to handle the taste, just own up to it and no one will care, getting all defensive and making excuses about why it's "icky" is just sad and makes you seem immature.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 04:05:42 2017 No.9863319 >>9861072 They have barely any meat in comparison to shrimps and crabs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 04:20:33 2017 No.9863368 lobsters are insects? next you'll be telling me turkeys are birds xD

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 04:31:29 2017 No.9863397 >>9863133 Eat a spider, you troglodyte. What I'm saying is, eating a shrimp, or crab, or whatever, is equivalent to eating any other bug, they are physically and biologically the same creature

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 04:36:17 2017 No.9863409 >>9863397 >eating humans is the same as eating beef oookay anon, whatever you say

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 04:39:33 2017 No.9863419 >>9863409 Fuck off, I'd eat a human. Would you eat a bucket full of worms to survive, or would you cook and eat a fresh human corpse to survive?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 04:42:01 2017 No.9863430 >>9863419 depending on the species of said worms I just might

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 04:45:32 2017 No.9863437 File: 1.24 MB, 257x200, 1513373116498.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9863430 You'd eat the human. And that's why no one should eat shrimp and the like, have some respect for yourself

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 04:46:14 2017 No.9863440 >>9863437 >You'd eat the human. I've already told you I would eat worms if they were edible, why are you lying?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 04:47:43 2017 No.9863441 >>9861054 Why aren't you eating insects?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 04:50:24 2017 No.9863444 >>9863441 Just how often do you snap into a cockroach or some shit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 04:51:52 2017 No.9863451 ITT: edgy teen teaches /ck/ how to cook humans

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 10:07:22 2017 No.9864210 >>9861072 First: don't see a problem with that image. Second: that's not an insect. Neither are shellfish. They are crustaceans.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 10:08:41 2017 No.9864217 >>9861418 Haha. Yer a faget.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 10:10:30 2017 No.9864221 >>9863397 >they[insects and shellfish] are physically and biologically the same creature Except they're not. They are literally not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 10:11:19 2017 No.9864222 File: 38 KB, 569x508, Crazy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9861418 >The biological difference doesn't matter. Then why eat an apple? It's clearly a bug.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 10:14:01 2017 No.9864231 File: 130 KB, 482x599, Horridus Sad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9863451 It's not hard to figure out. In cases of emergency cannibalism they were called 'long pig' for a reason.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 11:28:08 2017 No.9864414 >>9864222 Why eat? At some level it's bug like, therefore, it's a bug.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 13:46:21 2017 No.9864966 Bugs are tasty. I eat these cricket snacks I get from my local store. Sauteed crickets with some seasoning on them. Plus theyre pure protein with little calories and no carbs. Tasty desu family

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 14:08:56 2017 No.9865046 >>9861054 this I fucking hate people who eat shrimp, lobster, crabs or any other shit like this for that matter.

Anonymous Wed Dec 20 14:20:49 2017 No.9865078

>>9861092
>>9861072
>>9861093
>>9861157
>>9861341
>>9861361

those are creepy crawlies you fucking faggots. insects and crustaceans are creepy crawlies and thats what you're eating.

eating shrimps crabs and lobsters is the same as eating grasshoppers tarantulas and beetles you fucking sick faggot fucks

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 14:28:11 2017 No.9865111 >>9865078 trying way to hard

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 14:44:46 2017 No.9865167 >>9865078 I'm going to eat some shrimp right now. Try and stop me. You won't, you little bitch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 14:47:00 2017 No.9865180 American education (now melts!) everybody

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 15:02:15 2017 No.9865226 File: 3.37 MB, 4128x2322, 20170811_223930.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oy vey goyim, dont eat crustaceans. Fuck off schlomo

Anonymous Wed Dec 20 15:59:40 2017 No.9865450

>>9864221
they're the insects of the sea. they have a very similar biology in terms of living and reproducing. the insects from outside live in a different habitat and evolved differently.

now you tell me just because one lives in the ocean it's ok to eat it? both anatomies are disgusting in form and bothersome to look at.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 17:06:29 2017 No.9865674 >>9865450 If land arthropods had as much meat as those from the sea, I would eat them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 18:23:24 2017 No.9865970 I eat actual bugs too fag

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 18:25:45 2017 No.9865976 >Why are you eating bugs you retard? I like the way they taste.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 18:30:31 2017 No.9865999 >>9865078 Do you know how much crushed/powdered/whole insect you've eaten in your life? Calm down, fag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 20:03:28 2017 No.9866341 >insect Lmao no they're not. Arthropods, yes. Insect, fuck no. Read a book dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 20:16:00 2017 No.9866394 >>9866341 >2017 US >Read a book dumbass. LMAO, books are a jewish conspiracy fake news, broheim.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 20:19:45 2017 No.9866416 >>9865999 Is it zero?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 20:22:35 2017 No.9866425 >>9866341 You're just too ADD to see the point I'm trying to make, shit eater

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 20:23:06 2017 No.9866428 >>9866416 Ever had candy? Many colourings are made from bugs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 21:32:49 2017 No.9866774 >>9866428 Is that why m and ms are so crunchy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 00:13:03 2017 No.9867445 >>9866341 this whole thread is just like an argument asking if it's gay to fap to trap girls because it looks like a girl but it has a dick the trap has a dick. so it's gay the crustaceans are another word for sea insect. so it's a bug.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 00:21:34 2017 No.9867463 >>9866774 In fact yes. mnms color coatings are made with a special bug paste. this is why I severed all ties with them when I found out

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 03:54:35 2017 No.9868009 File: 124 KB, 1024x768, Starship-Troopers-starship-troopers-13578605-1024-768.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9867463 I think we're all in agreement at this point

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 03:58:19 2017 No.9868013 >>9865226 Disgusting. Enjoy your bug carcasses you dumb fucking vulture fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 05:12:37 2017 No.9868112 >>9867445 But it isn't a bug or an insect you idiot. Learn what an insect is and what a bug is (hint: one has 6 legs and the other sucks blood)

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 05:14:38 2017 No.9868115 Crab is fucking delicious

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 05:16:29 2017 No.9868118 File: 18 KB, 498x520, 1512454664401.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9867445 >the crustaceans are another word for sea insect jesus christ what grade school did you drop out of

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 05:36:09 2017 No.9868138 I would eat bugs too if they tasted as good as sea food.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 06:31:02 2017 No.9868216 >>9864231 Tfw no spiky lizard gf

Anonymous Thu Dec 21 06:41:23 2017 No.9868227
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>>9866341
>>9868112
>>9868118
>people getting this assblasted about eating bugs
are you guys all twelve year old girls? it's a fucking bug. it also tastes fine. stop being so squeamish. not the guy you're AMD at.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 09:27:32 2017 No.9868496 >what is carragenan for 2000

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 09:37:32 2017 No.9868512 >>9861054 If only all insects were as big and delicious as sea insects. There would be no world hunger. Also no insects.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 09:42:02 2017 No.9868524 >>9861054 redit tier troll. pls stop breathing

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 09:44:09 2017 No.9868529 Mushrooms are mold.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 10:33:28 2017 No.9868629 >>9861341 anything more than 4 legs/arms is an insect. And yes that can include goro for all I care.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 10:33:38 2017 No.9868630 >>9861054 I don't. Lobster is gross. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwlSpTr-zEE

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 11:04:47 2017 No.9868698 >>9861054 crustaceans are basically bugs mammals are basically humans birds are basically dinosaurs plants feed on literal shit the only proper thing to do here is cease eating at once

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 13:45:57 2017 No.9869280 >>9868629 this most of these creatures these plebs eat have 6 or more legs

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 13:49:35 2017 No.9869294 >>9861054 >implying there's a problem with eating bugs Crickets and meal worms are delicious. Why do people turn away legitimately good food because it looks "icky" ... ???

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 13:49:50 2017 No.9869297 >>9865078 >i am 5 years old

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 13:50:12 2017 No.9869299 >>9861093 >>9861092 enjoy your sea roaches

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 14:46:44 2017 No.9869462 >>9868698 I'd eat a dinosaur, dude

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 15:08:47 2017 No.9869505 >>9869462 but would you download a dinosaur?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 15:18:15 2017 No.9869525 >>9869294 the very reason that's it's icky faggot. just like a waterbug.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 16:23:04 2017 No.9869698 File: 114 KB, 800x600, giant japanese spider crab in aquarium.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9868118 >>9868227 >>9868112 I'll just leave this here

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 16:26:59 2017 No.9869706 >>9869299 >eating filipinos

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 16:29:25 2017 No.9869715 >>9868227 This whole thread is trying way too hard anon. It must be more work than it's worth keeping this up, what's your end goal?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 16:39:45 2017 No.9869734 >>9861054 I'll eat anything I damn well please. Simply because it pleases me to do so. Stop trying to control others you basement dwelling underage shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 16:45:35 2017 No.9869750 What's wrong with eating insects?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 17:13:28 2017 No.9869827 I ate a huge grasshoper once and it was the same texture of lobster.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 17:15:03 2017 No.9869833 >>9869827 Really?

Anonymous Fri Dec 22 02:31:05 2017 No.9871591
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>>9869750
>>9869294
>>9868227

because they're bottom feeders. they feed whatever falls to the ground in the sea. humans arent supposed to eat crustaceans or sea critters. just like pigs, we're not supposed to eat nasty pigs because they eat anything and everything they find. these things are fucking disgusting and unhealthy to eat.

end this thread once and for all

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 02:34:50 2017 No.9871598 >>9871591 >Humans aren't supposed to eat sea critters Oh yeah that's why we've been eating them since the Paleolithic

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 02:45:30 2017 No.9871611 >>9871591 >bottom feeders Chickens and pigs aren't exactly known to be fussy eaters either, and their living and slaughter conditions are often dirty, but I'm sure you still find a way to justify stuffing tendies and bacon in your fat retarded mouth.

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Anonymous Fri Dec 22 04:27:23 2017 No.9871746

>>9869299
SEA ROACHES!!!
Yes agreed completely. I know they taste good, but I can't get over the visuals. If that was alive in my house I'd vacate the premise while spraying myself with disinfectant. Kinda like eating bacon versus watching a pig being killed and disemboweled...man fuck that. Pig level is just gross--blood and guts. But these sea roaches....are fucking creepy crawlies that would survive a shoe attack and then survive somehow come back to kill you. AND my homies work at a fish market...so I know how good it all can taste...try this thing...but do I have to crack the leg? Pull the meat out? The head is still on? Antennas? Why does it look like a silverfish, ironically?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLNLjsNTI9M

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 05:17:04 2017 No.9871801 >>9868013 vultures are cool, to be fair

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 05:28:03 2017 No.9871815 This thread is peak flyover.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 05:43:03 2017 No.9871834 >>9871591 Oh so it's sandniggers making the anti-shellfish posts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 05:49:18 2017 No.9871846 >>9864210 Spiders aren't crustaceans you idiot

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 08:49:07 2017 No.9872177 Guys i think we are arguing with an actual lobster who lived 100 Years and is pissed that we keep eating his friends and family.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 09:47:29 2017 No.9872295 >>9871591 Don't you have a building to bomb, Amir?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 12:32:16 2017 No.9872783 because I love the taste of butter

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 14:06:41 2017 No.9873098 >>9871746 taste good? are you fucking retarded?

Anonymous Fri Dec 22 14:34:07 2017 No.9873190
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>>9868118
>>9868112
>>9864221
>>9863368

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dryococelus_australis

the tree lobster.. they named this fucking bug a lobster because it has similar characteristics to a lobster and vice versa. youre eating bug like things. disgusting fucking animals. you motherfuckers like to put insects in your fucking mouths.

kill yourselves faggots

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 15:12:40 2017 No.9873316 >>9871846 >>9869698 so youd rather eat crustaceans that look like spiders instead you fucking faggot?

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>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 15:25:17 2017 No.9873377 File: 324 KB, 400x414, louisiana-live-crawfish-400x414_c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yum yum, let's dig in fellas

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 17:38:55 2017 No.9873824 File: 13 KB, 259x194, spngebobzombie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9873377 fucking disgusting

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 19:32:42 2017 No.9874304 >>9871591 t. Mohammed Al-Jihad/Mori Schmidt

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>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 19:58:09 2017 No.9874404 >>9873190 >you motherfuckers like to put insects in your fucking mouths So?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 20:00:28 2017 No.9874412 >>9861054 They are delicious

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 21:53:30 2017 No.9874801 >>9864222 Trips of TRUTH

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 21:55:36 2017 No.9874806 >Not eating delicious seabugs

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 23:02:34 2017 No.9875055 >>9861072 That's not an insect, that's a home defense solution you fucking chink

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 23:52:18 2017 No.9875203 >>9861054 nice try jew

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 23:58:58 2017 No.9875216 File: 434 KB, 5184x3456, etoufee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9861054 Two words: crawfish etouffee. I need no other reason. I have others, but those are the only two I need.

Anonymous Sat Dec 23 01:10:58 2017 No.9875401
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>>9861092
>>9861341
>>9863441
>>9865226
>>9869750

these are the same faggots from /b/ who say it's not gay fapping to girls with dicks because they're not boys

enjoy your sea roach meal faggots

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 04:05:26 2017 No.9875826 >>9874404 you fuckin sick faggot fuck. the vegans would have a field day with you

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 04:08:19 2017 No.9875833 >>9861054 Tastes good, man. Fungus is infinitely more disgusting, and yet actually tastier in some cases. In b4 >good goy eat the pork/fungus/shellfish

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 04:09:42 2017 No.9875838 OP you just gave me a different view on these things. my life is a lie

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 04:28:19 2017 No.9875892 I don't like lobster crab tastes good but is annoying to me red lobster can make some really good shrimp, but normally I don't like the bastards

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 12:55:42 2017 No.9876915 Even if it's not a bug I still don't like shrimp. It's just a weird taste

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 13:35:19 2017 No.9877066 >>9861418 Show me where the pinchy boi touched you anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 13:51:22 2017 No.9877116 >>9877066 >____y boi >>>facebook

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 13:56:12 2017 No.9877125 >>9865078 you remind me of a coward xxxD

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 14:11:08 2017 No.9877173 >>9867463 >this is why I severed all ties with them when I found out What a pussy, I've known about colorings made from bugs since I was a child and I stopped caring when I was like 12. Better bugs than the toxic shit they use for artificial colorings.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 14:16:18 2017 No.9877192 >>9877116 >he doesn't even know how to cross-link >>>/r/eddit

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 14:20:46 2017 No.9877210 Seafood is the best, can't walk into the forest with a bucket and come home with a 5 star meal

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 16:42:27 2017 No.9877727 They aren't insects. They are arthropods but not insects.

Anonymous Sat Dec 23 16:43:25 2017 No.9877730

>>9877173
so it's ok to eat bugs and suck dick I see. I'm a pussy if I don't do these atrocious things.. many children eat bugs in the sand box and they don't know what the fuck it is but eat it anyway. I guess this is where it came from and you never grew out of it

It's ok to eat filth

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 16:48:27 2017 No.9877753 Reminder these threads are made by sandniggers

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 16:50:29 2017 No.9877763 >>9865046 you dont have many friends right? or a gf?;)

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 16:50:48 2017 No.9877767 >>9875401 It's not gay though?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 17:46:00 2017 No.9877967 >>9877210 You're putting flavor above dignity Faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 18:38:56 2017 No.9878146 I'd rather eat this than cow/pig.(I just don't like the taste.)

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 23:22:58 2017 No.9879015 File: 38 KB, 320x262, 1502164493839.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9871815 Oh fuck off, i'm from flyover and most people out here love shrimp, crab and, lobster.

Anonymous Sat Dec 23 23:49:15 2017 No.9879080
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One time one of these got in my water and I didn't notice until it got in my mouth and I assumed it was a lemon seed and crunched it between my teeth and it tasted as expected but then I remembered I put no such thing in my water so I spit it out and saw it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 00:17:12 2017 No.9879142 >>9877727 They aren't men. They are girls with dicks but not men.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 01:36:40 2017 No.9879322 >>9879080 this is why I fucking hate bugs

Anonymous Sun Dec 24 01:48:28 2017 No.9879353

>>9879322
You know those cheap suckers called dum dums?

I was eating one once when suddenly it started to go sour. I thought nothing of it until it suddenly got way more intense... took it out of my mouth to find I had been slowly excavating a dead ant from it's cherry flavored tomb for about ten minutes with my mouth.

Oh yeah... lobsters and shit are pretty much bugs. Get past it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 01:50:06 2017 No.9879360 >>9879353 >Lobsters and shit are pretty much bugs No, they fucking aren't. Please take a biology class.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 01:50:11 2017 No.9879361 File: 19 KB, 384x384, images (20).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Show me an insect that has meat like this

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 01:55:07 2017 No.9879377 File: 1.31 MB, 1920x1080, 1513290317018.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Even if they are bugs (they're not), who gives a fuck? I'd eat cockoroaches if they tasted like fucking lobster

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 01:59:32 2017 No.9879394 >>9861054 Because they taste good. If bugs were as meaty as seafood you can bet your ass I'd be eating them too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 02:00:01 2017 No.9879396 >>9879360 I disagree with their distinction. Both genis and phylum play a part in what kingdom a creature is put into. If it has an exoskeleton, it's a fucking bug. You go take class shithead.

Anonymous Sun Dec 24 02:17:01 2017 No.9879437

>>9879396
Under your classification scheme, many species of fungi, bacteria, mollusks, fish and microscopic organisms like forams and radiolarians would all be considered "bugs." Things may appear superficially similar but that doesn't mean they actually are similar or closely related at all. That's why modern taxonomists classify living things based on evolutionary history. You can disagree but it doesn't make you not a fucking shithead, especially when your use of terminology indicates you have no idea what you're talking about.

Anonymous Sun Dec 24 12:07:37 2017 No.9880657

>>9861054
I don't not eat insects because they're insects. I don't eat them because they're tiny and have no meat. You give me a tarantula or caterpillar with a steak sized amount of flesh inside that tastes good and I don't care how ugly the son of a bitch was when it was alive. If bugs tasted like shrimp you're damn right people would be eating them.

Anonymous Sun Dec 24 13:03:08 2017 No.9880791
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>>9879437
they're bottom feeders. we're not supposed to eat these creatures cause they're bottom feeders. They eat anything that falls to the ground. the point hes trying to make is that they look like insects no matter the classification. just like slugs, they're also bottom feeders that eat anything. we're not supposed to eat these things even if a 5 star restaurant serves it

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 13:04:53 2017 No.9880799 >>9879015 PC-98 Reimu = best Reimu

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 13:05:48 2017 No.9880802 >>9861054 >says shrimp, crab, and lobster are insects >interchangeably using bug and insect >has the gall to call others retard

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 13:15:49 2017 No.9880843 >>9880791 >we're not supposed to be eating things people have been eating for thousands of years because ICKY EEWWWW

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 14:16:00 2017 No.9881056 So anyone else suspect OP's family went out for a fancy Christmas dinner and is pissy because Red Lobster didn't have any tenders?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 14:16:51 2017 No.9881058 >>9863409 Pork is closer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 15:01:43 2017 No.9881241 Where do I need to live to get endless seafood for cheap? Like coast wise.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 15:07:07 2017 No.9881262 File: 177 KB, 640x480, fdd5ce8bfe99fc8dd3c8289664bdc0ca--iloilo-city-ferrari.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9881241 South coast of Panay, specifically Iloilo City, Western Visayas

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 16:07:38 2017 No.9881517 >>9880843 We just began to eat lobsters in the 1920s you faggot. new york retards deemed them a delicacy first in prisons during the great depression

Anonymous Sun Dec 24 16:14:58 2017 No.9881550

>>9881517
You are dumb. Man first ate lobster the first time he saw one and was hungry. When he did not die, others ate more. LONG LONG AGO. You are right that they used to feed them to prisoners. The convicts would riot over it because they are fucking bugs if you do not drown them in garlic butter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 16:16:45 2017 No.9881558 Ahh yes, autistic children and their texture and food aversions. Might be best for you to stick to your shaped chicken nuggets with mac and cheese, but only that one specific brand that won't send you into a tantrum.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 17:03:00 2017 No.9881705 >>9881550 >LONG LONG AGO we're not fucking cavemen anymore and we don't have to eat fucking pests to survive. we have options to eat better things. a simple steak dinner is fine. keep justifying your sea roach eating habits

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 17:04:50 2017 No.9881712 >>9861054 Okay, so OP is a faggot, but by this logic, does that mean that actual bug meat is like crustacean meat?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 17:05:05 2017 No.9881714 >>9881705 You are super dumb. I have several posts in this thread calling them bugs. If you were here I would buttfuck your mouth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 18:42:58 2017 No.9882030 >>9881712 it is. many bug insides are white in form and have exoskeletons.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 18:51:54 2017 No.9882055 File: 406 KB, 1300x1081, woman-selling-fried-grasshoppers-in-oaxaca-mexico-B70YRM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9861054 Mexicans literally eat garlic fried grasshoppers. This is just one of the insects that Mexicans eat on a daily basis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 19:59:10 2017 No.9882259 >>9881712 No not really. Cockroaches and grasshoppers for example are really fatty.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 19:59:33 2017 No.9882261 >>9861072 That looks fucking delicious

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 21:10:29 2017 No.9882524 >tfw frozen shrimp is both cheap and delicious the best way to cook it is to not thaw them out, google this i have saved your life

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 21:23:25 2017 No.9882589 File: 588 KB, 217x199, 1186_1511235867.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9882055

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 21:40:35 2017 No.9882684 >>9882524 keep eating your frozen sea roaches you degenerate fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 21:43:10 2017 No.9882699 Are americans really so obsessed with eating that they eat bugs like off the ground?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 22:02:57 2017 No.9882796 >>9882699 yup they even season them and classify them as something other than insects to separate themselves from the filthy culture it creates and 3rd world countries.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 22:09:56 2017 No.9882811 >>9882796 we don't season mexicans. thats just what they smell like.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 22:32:06 2017 No.9882886 >>9882811 t. 56% amerimutt

Anonymous Sun Dec 24 22:45:21 2017 No.9882932

>>9882811
E-CELEBS, TRUMP, SJW SHILLS, FALSEFLAGGING CENSORSHIP, MAGA SHILLARY GAMERGATE, TUMBLR NU-MALES KEKHOLD MUH MEDIA, STUPID KEK, WHY ARE LIBTARDS SUCH KEKS? I BET YOU VOTED FOR SHILLARY RACEMIXING IS WRONG, AND WHITE GENOCIDE AND NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS, I HATE GOOKS TOO AND ALL SUBHUMANS THEY CANT STUMP THE TRUMP AND GAMERGATE I AM INTELLEGENT BECAUSE I AM REDPILLED NIGGER NIGGER PLUS DID YOU HEAR WHAT E-CELEB DID HOLY SHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, HE'S OURGUY BY THE POWER OF KEK STUPID FEMINIST

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 22:46:45 2017 No.9882938 >>9882932 boo. You are dumb.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 22:47:49 2017 No.9882944 >>9882699 >>9882796 What the hell are you retards even talking about? I can't even decipher obsessed-speak of this magnitude.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 23:51:45 2017 No.9883168 >>9877767 Except it is. And while we're on the subject, there's no such thing as a "feminine penis"

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 23:53:06 2017 No.9883172 >>9883168 that may be true, but I have seen a masculine vagina. knew a bitch that could open pickle jars whit hers. no lie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 25 00:03:10 2017 No.9883194 >>9882944 >>9882938 >>9883168 >>9883172 enjoy your sea roach dinners

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 25 00:09:50 2017 No.9883207 >>9883194 Thanks, I will.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 25 00:20:45 2017 No.9883236 >>9883207 nasty fucking faggot

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