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Anonymous Thu Dec 21 03:15:44 2017 No.9867947 [Reply] [Original]

>recipe calls for liquid butter
>none of my local grocery stores have the fucking stuff
>try adding water to regular butter
>it just floats on the surface and makes it taste watered down and disgusting
What the fuck do I do /ck/?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 03:16:40 2017 No.9867949 >>9867947 Baito desu Sage

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 03:17:20 2017 No.9867952 File: 247 KB, 1224x1445, retarded.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9867947

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 03:34:47 2017 No.9867977 >recipe calls >hang up

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 03:38:56 2017 No.9867981 >>9867977 a much better post than this thread deserves

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 03:43:35 2017 No.9867985 >>9867977 I actually laughed. Didn't expect actual laughs from this shit thread. Good on you, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 03:48:08 2017 No.9867995 File: 1.99 MB, 320x240, 1512594130537.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9867977

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 03:56:59 2017 No.9868012 File: 1.94 MB, 400x225, tmp_9400-15133415990331534788774.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9867977 You're making people wonder why I'm giggling in the toilet

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 04:01:24 2017 No.9868018 File: 817 KB, 172x124, received_10214716393692891.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9867977 This post is bonkers

Anonymous Thu Dec 21 04:02:54 2017 No.9868020

>>9867947
I've had this problem before too because none of my LGS carry liquid butter. They only have the solid kind that comes in sticks or a Tupperware container. I ended up abandoning or changing the recipes that included it and I never saw a solution for this:/

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 05:47:42 2017 No.9868150 >>9867947 Heaven forbid you get a recipe asking for solid oil

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 05:59:31 2017 No.9868165 >>9867947 >recipe calls for egg whites >store only has brown eggs

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 06:18:11 2017 No.9868196 >recipe calls for liquid ice >store only has it in solid form >try heating it up to melt it but for some reason it just turns into water

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 08:18:31 2017 No.9868392 >>9868196 Show me one recipe that does this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 08:22:02 2017 No.9868395 File: 85 KB, 750x642, 1504059025943.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9868392 You fucking idiot

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 08:26:41 2017 No.9868405 >recipe calls for ground cumin All the cumin in the super market is on a shelf

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 10:09:41 2017 No.9868579 File: 32 KB, 1280x738, 1506371733654.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >recipe calls for 50g grated cheese >tell the cheese how great it is 50 times >food tastes like shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 10:13:34 2017 No.9868587 >>9868579 Classic mistake, 50g means 50 000. No wonder your food came out sub-par

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 10:19:55 2017 No.9868603 >recipe calls for finnish cabbage >now don't have any left for recipe

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 10:28:21 2017 No.9868619 >>9867977 Every time I think I'm done laughing at this, I get the giggles again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 10:35:23 2017 No.9868637 >recipe calls for tin tomatoes >grocery stores only have the botanical kind >found some at the local metalworks >not really tomato shaped but the man said they were the ones Now I have lead poisoning, what the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 10:36:25 2017 No.9868640 >recipe calls for nacho cheese >don't have any cheese thats not mine

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 10:36:52 2017 No.9868641 Recipe calls for over easy egg. I figure this means eggs from slutty, dtf chickens. End up getting balut. Did not taste right.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 11:09:29 2017 No.9868711 >>9867947 noob https://www.google.com/search?q=liquid+butter+for+sale&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 11:36:48 2017 No.9868785 >>9868012 I love how you folks from across the pond say you're IN the toilet. I'm ON the toilet right now and folks are wondering why I'm giggling.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 12:48:31 2017 No.9869041 >recipe calls for cauliflower >store only has weird beige broccoli, no flowers

Anonymous Thu Dec 21 13:23:01 2017 No.9869203
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>chef calls me in his office
>tells me I'm in charge of a really important catering
>looks me dead in the eye
>says he's going to give me an esteemed family recipe passed down from France
>reaches for a paper he just printed and hands it to me
>the recipe is ice soup
>starts laughing for 5 minutes until he starts to hack and wheeze

I wish I made this up. I thought long and hard about my life decisions after that

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 14:19:30 2017 No.9869375 File: 269 KB, 274x162, cry laughing.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9867977 This post is the only reason this thread should even exist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 14:22:00 2017 No.9869385 >>9869375 A shitty meme reply is why a genuine advice thread on /ck/ should be replied to? Kill yourself, I hope you get cancer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 14:29:15 2017 No.9869410 >recipe calls for diced onion >can only find round onions

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 14:43:37 2017 No.9869454 >>9869385 anon, this better be bait

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 18:56:30 2017 No.9870150 >>9867947 Here's a solution" >What you'll need -5 sticks of butter -2 bottles of Aquafina water >Directions: Pre-heat stove on high for 450 F. Add water and butter. Stir until it evenly floats on the surface.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 19:02:47 2017 No.9870180 >>9867977 Back again from last night. This post is still gold

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 19:02:47 2017 No.9870181 >>9867977 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 19:04:00 2017 No.9870184 >>9869385 >being so bitter with your own life that you wish death upon unknown others for the most mundane of things Seek help.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 19:28:34 2017 No.9870260 >>9870150 >Aquafina >not using triple distilled water with effervescent butter Do you even liquidate?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 20:43:50 2017 No.9870525 >>9870150 >-5 sticks of butter >-2 bottles of Aquafina water Where can I buy negative quantities of butter/water?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 22:45:51 2017 No.9870907 >>9870260 If you're using that you better be pairing it with good butter. I leave the Fiji water for the Blue Bonnet myself. >>9870525 Wal-mart, publix, ALDI, Whole Foods

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 06:08:08 2017 No.9871894 File: 676 KB, 552x651, tmp_20387-15137526877161657336871.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9868785 Well I'm not a native English speaker, but the toilet is also the room, not just the porcelain shitter you sit on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 10:42:25 2017 No.9872417 >>9867949 beito or esa

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 13:51:03 2017 No.9873030 >>9867977 I can't stop giggling like a retarded 7 year old send help

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