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>> No.9880557
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9880557

Gonna have sex with this later

>> No.9880569

>>9880557
nice seasoning job

>> No.9880573

>>9880549
reddit/10

>> No.9880575

>>9880557
Looks like somebody oil painted the turkey in

>> No.9880614
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9880614

Goose acceptable?

>> No.9880676

>>9880614
All Christmas centrepieces welcome, let's feel festive!

>> No.9880716

>>9880614
Damn boi, you be havin' reams of delicious goose fat. In all seriousness, that's probably better than the goose itself.

>> No.9880731
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9880731

Don't have a picture, but I tried Gordon Ramsay's idea of letting the turkey rest for as long as you cooked it (3 hours) and I ended up with cold room temperature meat that wasn't juicy or tender. It was just average.
It sucked ass and ruined Christmas Eve dinner because nobody liked cool turkey.
>...the turkey doesn't need to be piping hot because I'm serving it with hot gravy.
Fucking hate Gordon Ramsay now.

>> No.9880756

>>9880731
>It's 1pm EST
Europeans need to get out

>> No.9880877
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9880877

Not having turkey.

Beef Wellington is in the oven, having it with potato dauphinoise and Brussel sprouts (one of my family pointed out the accidental battle of waterloo reference).

On Christmas day we're going out to a nice hotel nearby plus there's lots of snacks and cannabis.

Then on boxing day i've got a salmon terrine, a joint of gammon and cauliflower cheese, roast potatoes, parsnips and red cabbage then some trifle.

>> No.9880879

>>9880877
>cannabis.

Holy shit my sides. i meant canapes but autocorrect fucked me

>> No.9880902
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>>9880549
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1514140271928.webm

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1514140309034.webm

These are turkey, but I don't have any I can post. So have a turk instead

>> No.9881049

>>9880549
Did this once with bacon, didn't really do all that much for it.

>> No.9881332

>>9880557
It looks like you already did

>> No.9881354

>>9880877
smol qt birb is qt