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No booze sold in my state today. Might be for the best. I can't get out of bed. I haven't felt this shitty in a long time.

>> No.9884391

I'm on day 3 of withdrawals. No money till Friday. Gonna score 5 or 6 fifths of vodka and some meth and go on a fuckin bender

>> No.9884404

I'm stuck in Germany for the next 5 days and only things I have to do are drinking and eating bratwursts... The problem is that the beer here sucks and feels like I'm drinking a whole loaf of bread in a single bottle.

>> No.9884415

>in Germany
>the beer sucks

Nigger. How did you end up in bizarro world again?

>> No.9884433

He's a millennial retard 'educated' by females and fed a diet of soy

>> No.9884436

They don't sell hard liquor there?

>> No.9884447


Why the fuck wouldn't you stock up? The liquor stores had hurricane tier lines a couple days ago; I bought a couple handles from each of my go to's and nobody looked twice at me because everyone was already stocking up. Probably the best thing I got out of Christmas this year.

>> No.9884471

Don't have the money. I'm pretty much broke at the end of every week from drinking. I'm trying to go every other day anyway, but it doesn't always work out.

>> No.9884504


Fucking hell. Maybe think of drinking cheaper shit? I don't make much at my job but can't even imagine running out of liquor money. I'd probably suck dick for a handle of cheap vodka if the alternative was nothing.

>> No.9884505

they do at literally every store and gas station.

>> No.9884515

Finally managed to hit the sweetspot and avoid any more family encounters.

Sweet dreams alck

>> No.9884517

I've been to Germany and mass produced beer there is about the same as Central European macrobrews.

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Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook shit that was perviously in cans. you're a fucking joke dude, and im dead fucking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fucking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fucking families poverty dinner on ck// ever the fuck again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fucking faggot.

I Miss Amy Winehouse

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>wake up to a couple Merry Christmas texts
>look around my empty apartment all alone

>> No.9884562

boohoo nobody cares

>> No.9884565

>empty apartment
yours isn't filled with glass bottles? admitting they're empty as well but they keep me company.

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>> No.9884572

At least you have your anonymous image boards amirite?

>> No.9884574

I care.

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Guess those other 5 kids are massive cunts, huh?

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>wake up to a couple Merry Christmas texts

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>can't even drink my sorrows away tonight because I passed out before the stores closed yesterday
It's going to be a Christmas full of depression and withdrawals, boys.

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>people send a mass text to everyone on their list
>it's the same people who received their text repeating it over and over all fucking night and morning

>> No.9884604

Drink Hoffbrau

>> No.9884611

Define mass-produced.

You can get good beer from small to mid-sized breweries in literally any supermarket in Germany.

>> No.9884612

Yeah. No one really gives a shit anymore, they just want to look like they do.

>> No.9884637

boxing day morning currently waiting for bottlestores to open up

sober for over 24h now it sucks

i got a 1L bottle of vodka christmas eve thinking it'd last be a day and a half until shops opened again

drank it all that night

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Had a nice fry up and a couple Irish coffees, now gonna fix myself a screwdriver and have some smoked salmon with lemon juice, dill and capers. Forgot to get fucking cream cheese but oh well. Then prosecco with some prawn cocktail, for dinner got some fillet steaks and gonna make pigs in blankets with some corn on the cob and sauteed sprouts on the side.

Then I'm going to eat a cheeseboard and get completely fucked up and watch They Live with mum since she's never seen it.

Merry Christmas all, remember if you're in a dark place that things can only get brighter. Unless you die of cirrhosis, then you're fucked.

>> No.9884650

They were soy burgers. Do you feel differently now?

>> No.9884655

A few years ago I drank an entire bottle of soy sauce on a dare, which I thought was all well and good... until I developed extreme dehydration and Hypernatremia. They had to put an IV directly into my veins to rehydrate me. It was the closest I've ever been to dying.

>> No.9884659

why would you post this here

thanks for reminding me how shit my christmas was

>> No.9884661

What an extremely retarded thing to do. Glad you're alright though.

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>> No.9884667

Spending Christmas alone, But my landlord brought me a pretty cool christmas tree sometime between yesterday and today.

Very cool of him

>> No.9884668

I have relatives from not so far back that were nimibian tribesman. they happen to have fought lions just to become warriors. I dont know what you know about lions but they aren't like your average cat. I bet you would absolutely shit yourself if you ever saw a real life lion.. especially if you were only holding a sharpened stick and you were shit. come talk to me when some of your family members have gone on the zambutu bibjano; aka the trial of life. until you have done half the shit that they have maybe you shouldnt even talk to me like this. I know you think you're hard and shit but guess what pal.. u arent'. now go grow some namibian genes and we'll talk about this shit for real

>> No.9884671

Time for mum to start her redpill journey.

>> No.9884673

Soy burgers are great, just don't expect them to be like beef

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>> No.9884678

White Nigger

>> No.9884679

I feel you, man. I got a ton of booze yesterday and somehow managed to plow through it all. Now I'm paying the price.

>> No.9884681

Managed to score 40 bucks but the liquor stores are closed till 27th

>> No.9884690

for your information, , I have seen a lion. And not one of your crap ass queen of the jungle homoerotic pussy-cat lions. A real lion, with fangs and horns and wings and shit. Don't pull your fucking wierd ass african voodoo hypnosis crap on me when you don't even know wtf you're doin

>> No.9884698


>somebody cared enough to text you

>> No.9884706
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So, I'm studying psychology in school, on the subject of alcohol abuse; I am really getting a kick out of most of these replies. Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about. But trust me.... You don't. I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you don't know what you are talking about. This is how bad info gets passed around. If you don't know about the topic....Don't make yourself sound like you do. Because some 4channers believe anything they hear.

>> No.9884709

Go buy mouthwash at anywhere that is open. Alcohol can also be filtered out of hand sanitizer using coffee filters and salt. This tastes horrible and is best consumed by soaking it up with cotton balls and put in your butt.

Really though, if you are doing the DTs, just drink a bottle of scope. Works about equal to vodka... maybe slightly better.

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>Because some 4channers believe anything they hear.
Like you understanding chemical abuse, or that you're qualified to analyze posts on an image-board?

>> No.9884716

It wasn't even someone I talk to, so it was probably as >>9884601 said. Otherwise I haven't even heard a single thing from anyone, not even my family.

Really makes you think.

>> No.9884718


>you die of cirrhosis, then you're fucked

I'm in my 30's and also live with my mom. Difference is that I'm staying in bed getting drunk for most of the day and getting really annoyed when she keeps knocking on the door for whatever reason.

>> No.9884723


And now you're responsible for throwing it out. Congratulations.

>> No.9884732

Okay, That's totally not appropriate. I didn't even make that outrageous of a claim, but you definitely disrespected me, and the entire scientific community on that one. I don't care if you just know that much about the subject, or you are just ignorant to the facts that are in the field that I am an expert on, but come on. Don't bullshit the fact that I know more about this than you do. Just come straight and say you don't know what you're talking about, and we'll be cool.

>> No.9884739

Fucking pathetic

>> No.9884740

You're a fucking retard, dude.

>> No.9884744

I know more than you do. I am deeply educated, and an actual alcoholic (recovering). You do not bring anything to this thread but a shit attitude, so shut the fuck up and go study.

>> No.9884747

Gonna have to be more specific than that, famalam. Also kek about "m-muh psych text garbage is real life." Psychology applied to real life is hilarious. I've sat around psych people try to explain shit about people in the conversation. It was all shit and wrong.

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>> No.9884754

Put vanilla extract in your butt

>> No.9884760


I know, right? She should just mind her fucking business.

>> No.9884775


doesn't even deserve a (You)

>> No.9884777

funny how we all read this as a broad.

dizzy bitch

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You need to get your masters and PhD before I can trust your advice man. I know you're super intelligent you can do it! No matter what stands in your way even if it's massive debt you can accomplish this and I'll believe every word you say I promise.

>> No.9884792

if this is something you think that is funny or if you think this is a hoax, you should be ashamed of yourself. i can guarantee if you say that in public, people are going to kick your ass. on top of that, this is the prime reason why men are labeled as arrogant jackasses and you all are the leading cause of it all

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>disrespected me, and the entire scientific community

>> No.9884802

shhh pumpkin.

You would not be so uppity if you were pretty.

>> No.9884805

She said last week she wants to borrow the Oswald Mosley book I got myself for Christmas and that she's very interested in him.

Man, don't blank your mother on Christmas Day. Not cool. She's letting you live under her roof even though cunts our age ought to be independent, least you can do is be courteous.

>> No.9884809


you know, you really need to stop laughing at me because that shit is straight disrespectful and me and many other people dont appreciate disrespect, some day youre gonna laugh at the wrong badass motherfucker and hes going to teach you a lesson you wont forget very soon ok? you might think its funny to laugh at other people but some of us have feelings too and you neeed to take into account because if you hurt other people theyre going to hurt you back,

>> No.9884814

You're just baiting and shitposting and it's not even amusing. Just stop, man, it's embarrassing.

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>i can guarantee if you say that in public, people are going to kick your ass.
Except, in public, where I do talk shit about it, people join in for a giggle, so fuck your textbook joke of an ideology. This is more likely a gay ass LARP attempt to fish for replies because there is no fucking you actually believe people are 1 dimensional enough to be covered by some delusional faggots in lab coats writing a book for money.

>> No.9884818

then they are violent and I get to watch them ruin their life while I laugh even harder and high five cops as we team up to get you loons off the street.

>> No.9884826

>RPing in an al/ck/ thread for attention
and I thought my christmas was bad

this makes me feel better

>> No.9884836


/pol/'s gonna /pol/

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>factually /pol/ is responsible

>> No.9884848

switch to beer and sometimes wine. also look into naltrexone. good luck friends.

>> No.9884852

>at the dinner table with the family
>get the shakes

>> No.9884853

what's a good girly drink I can get to get trashed? having a girlfriend come over later and i wanna get destroyed but she doesn't like shots or anything too strong

>> No.9884872

Well that's not going to help me today, anon.

>> No.9884874

drink Pils, not wheat, you fucking moron

>> No.9884875


I only eat with my family once a week, and when I do I pregame. Better to have my mom guilt me for smelling like vodka than go into dt's.

>> No.9884882

I was going to argue back but I read the entire thread I still have no idea what he's seeing

>> No.9884885

>family tries to force you to go cold turkey because they don't know jack shit about withdrawals and won't listen to a word you say

>> No.9884887

I find that girls can easily down shit mixed with stuff like Jumex. It's very sweet and thick, so it masks it pretty well. Thinner after the alcohol, preferably one of the clear ones. Just use some thick, sweet, fruity shit. Hell, blend some shit up if necessary. Mango and berries are good choices.

>> No.9884892

if you like coffee, kaluha and cream. If you don't, learn to.

>> No.9884895

Don't get how other alcoholics can drink coffee. Shit gives me insane jitters.

>> No.9884896

It's basically sadism. They look at killing or hurting you the way they'd look at killing a slug or insect because you drink

>> No.9884898


>look into naltrexone

Yeah, still kill yourself by drinking without getting any of the benefits.

>> No.9884917

I'm on naltrexone and it doesn't do anything for me

Ex was annoying me so I told her I'm going to meet up with a girl even tho Im sitting in bed

Fuck bitches

>> No.9884920

Annoying you about what?

>> No.9884921

Caffeine addiction, makes my hands shake for the entire morning but beats eternal headaches

>> No.9884934


I'm going out with my friends and having so much fun! Hehe.

>> No.9884950

Have you tried Campral?

>> No.9884968
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>daily mail

>> No.9884976

so just being a normie?

>> No.9884991

Pretty much being a normie but she keeps rubbing it in how much better her life is since my drunk ass isn't in it. Stupid vagina people

>> No.9885014

Says the millennial retard 'educated' by redtards and fed a diet of fast food and tendies.

>> No.9885024

Block her number dipshit

>> No.9885028

I drank 5 beeds at a family Christmas party after I've been sober for almost a month. I have left over beer at home but when I got back I didn't have any intention of drinking any. I think I'm finally off this drinking rollercoaster. I like taking THC tintures now anyway. Stay safe tonight anons

>> No.9885030

why are you talking to your ex, retard

>> No.9885031


>> No.9885037

1. Wheat beer is great and so is Pils. I drink both and everyone should.

2. You're not making any fucking sense, you inbred retard.

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>buy gifts for your Steam friends because that's about all the gift giving opportunity you're afforded these days
>log off right after because too autistic to deal with any thank yous

It feels close to progress anyway

>> No.9885060

>get shithoused and share all my booze with friends
>try to buy vodka last night, everywhere is closed
>try to buy vodka today everywhere is closed
>have to resort to slamming 4lokos
It was a rough morning, my dudes. I didn’t bring my computer’s mouse and when I was trying to use it at my family’s house (it’s a touchscreen) I was fucking useless because my hands wouldn’t stop shaking.
“Oh, I’m just cold guys heh”
This is shit

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>> No.9885072

It's the salt, not the soy, that is dangerous.

Dessert wine. Girls love some dessert wine.

Tell them you're calling an ambulance, and the cops will check on them for attempted murder or or life-endangering mistreatment or whatever it's called to force someone to have dangerous withdrawals.
DTs have a 25% mortality when not treated, it's no joke.

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Nothing is more fun than setting a dried out christmas tree ablaze.

He got gifted entertainment.

>> No.9885085

My mother's ex always bombs her with shit like that, photos from his nice holidays she would love to go, mentions how great his life if etc. She always gets worked up but never blocked him, always wondered what's up with this sort of behaviour

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>the entire scientific community
>scientific community

>> No.9885095

they're still in love with each other

>> No.9885113

will you buy me a steam game that runs on an old laptop

>> No.9885120

Actually more showed up and I think some just couldn't make it for legitimate reasons. He posted about it on social media after the image went viral.

>> No.9885125

The internet sent the family death threats

>> No.9885127

Moscato & a cheeki crushed xanax.

>> No.9885131
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I feel your pain..

Fortunately for me I brewed up enough old school mead to get me through a micro apocalypse.

>> No.9885132

Thats the customary reaction to anything on the internet, desu.

>> No.9885141 [DELETED] 

I have seven roasting dishes full of food. Ramsay’s roast Christmas ham, Heston’s roast chicken, potatoes roasted in goose fat, a bowl of poached pears in spiced cognac cream, roast parsnips, steamed tenderstem broccoli and sprouts, a ganache coated Yule log with meringue mushrooms and Christmas tree pears, mince pies with whipped cream, sausage rolls, garlic mushrooms, three types of homemade gravy, stuffing with pork, sage and cranberry, half a tonne of roast carrots and Yorkshire puddings, pork and beef sausages, a selection of French cheeses with crackers, Home made ice cream with vanilla pod, roasted and spiced chestnuts, mulled wine, Christmas pudding, asparagus, cranberry sauce and vegetables peeled and cut with a selection of dips.
I also bought my wife a laptop, my kids a bike and my girlfriend some lingerie.
Shame I live alone, have no friends or family and have no appetite. Food is left out in my kitchen, going off presumably, haven’t seen a single person all day, even the street is empty. I refuse to accept that this is how I’ve turned out, so I’m building a nice Christmas and pretending.
Brb, wife wants to drink sherry and play Christmas games by the fire with the kids. I’ll be back once I’ve finished. See you on /x/ if I kill myself before I get back.

>> No.9885143 [DELETED] 

I have seven roasting dishes full of food. Ramsay’s roast Christmas ham, Heston’s roast chicken, potatoes roasted in goose fat, a bowl of poached pears in spiced cognac cream, roast parsnips, steamed tenderstem broccoli and sprouts, a ganache coated Yule log with meringue mushrooms and Christmas tree pears, mince pies with whipped cream, sausage rolls, garlic mushrooms, three types of homemade gravy, stuffing with pork, sage and cranberry, half a tonne of roast carrots and Yorkshire puddings, pork and beef sausages, a selection of French cheeses with crackers, Home made ice cream with vanilla pod, roasted and spiced chestnuts, mulled wine, Christmas pudding, asparagus, cranberry sauce and vegetables peeled and cut with a selection of dips.
I also bought my wife a laptop, my kids a bike and my girlfriend some lingerie.
Shame I live alone, have no friends or family and have no appetite. Food is left out in my kitchen, going off presumably, haven’t seen a single person all day, even the street is empty. I refuse to accept that this is how I’ve turned out, so I’m building a nice Christmas and pretending.
Brb, wife wants to drink sherry and play Christmas games by the fire with the kids. I’ll be back once I’ve finished. See you on /x/ if I kill myself before I get back.

>> No.9885153

I have seven roasting dishes full of food. Ramsay’s roast Christmas ham, Heston’s roast chicken, potatoes roasted in goose fat, a bowl of poached pears in spiced cognac cream, roast parsnips, steamed tenderstem broccoli and sprouts, a ganache coated Yule log with meringue mushrooms and Christmas tree pears, mince pies with whipped cream, sausage rolls, garlic mushrooms, three types of homemade gravy, stuffing with pork, sage and cranberry, half a tonne of roast carrots and Yorkshire puddings, pork and beef sausages, a selection of French cheeses with crackers, Home made ice cream with vanilla pod, roasted and spiced chestnuts, mulled wine, Christmas pudding, asparagus, cranberry sauce and vegetables peeled and cut with a selection of dips.
I also bought my wife a laptop, my kids a bike and my girlfriend some lingerie.
Shame I live alone, have no friends or family and have no appetite. Food is left out in my kitchen, going off presumably, haven’t seen a single person all day, even the street is empty. I refuse to accept that this is how I’ve turned out, so I’m building a nice Christmas and pretending.
Brb, wife wants to drink sherry and play Christmas games by the fire with the kids. I’ll be back once I’ve finished. See you on /x/ if I kill myself before I get back.

>> No.9885165

Stopped fucking reading right there you massive faggot.

>> No.9885181

>drink five beers on the 23th
>feel like absolute garbage the next day at family christmas dinner
>feel even worse today

Glad I actually had the guts to quit. This shit isn't worth it anymore.

>> No.9885182

>drink five beers on the 23th
>feel like absolute garbage the next day at family christmas dinner
>feel even worse today

Glad I actually had the guts to quit. This shit isn't worth it anymore.

>> No.9885184

its christmas day, nothin to do, no booze. i spose i could drive a fuckton and go visit a few friends but fuck that. at least i have food and shitposting eh boys.

>> No.9885185

its christmas day, nothin to do, no booze. i spose i could drive a fuckton and go visit a few friends but fuck that. at least i have food and shitposting eh boys.

>> No.9885190

This just happened to me too. Pls no break 4chan, the loneliness is unbearable already

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eyyyy, everyone's getting doubles for christmas!

>> No.9885225

gnomed out my dome

>> No.9885237


>5 beers
>hung over for 2 days
>claims to have not only quit, but to have had the guts to
>2 days later, while still hung over

>> No.9885261

Gin and tonic's man.

>> No.9885275

How's the taste?

>> No.9885280

I know its old news but it bears repeating that taking a few months off alcohol goes a long way to reseting tolerance. I'm back to 1l of wine being enough to have a fun night and wake up with no hangovers. Hard liquor no longer necessary

>> No.9885288

Well spotted actually
>lying on /alck/

>> No.9885295

What a fucking bitch move. Don't they realize that can hurt someone? Fucking women man...

>> No.9885320

It's all good she's sent 6 emails i haven't responded to and I'm sitting comfy in bed lol

>> No.9885326

Why do you think they do it?

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Totally worth it. These things are amazing. Shit you not, you can put your penis INTO them, and it feels amazing. Fascinating creatures.

>> No.9885357

Real Dolls are getting better and better. What model is that?

>> No.9885364

I've never been more motivated to go into a bar right now and use knock knock jokes on the wenches.

Thank you al/ck/

>> No.9885367

What has she been writing? I love making women jealous.

>> No.9885368

Wrong thread retard.

Go winehouse yourself.

>> No.9885380

this man has a problem with far right influences in his celebrity gossip

>> No.9885387

Hmm. Good point.

>> No.9885390


She wants me to have a happy Christmas and to call her if I want LOL

and she wants her tablet back and for me to delete all my porn off there (not gonna happen. Enjoy my porn.)

>> No.9885391

They put the IV directly into your veins?
That's some serious shit!

>> No.9885399

Add some keyloggers or spysoftware or anything.

Could be worth it for future practical jokes. Maybe even some financial fraud.

>> No.9885411

By the way, a week ago or so i drank a bottle of vodka i think it took me 2 days, whilst i normally dont drink much. Next day i drank some beer and the day next i drank alot of coffee.. and i noticed my tongue turned white, headache and red colored fingertips. Was just a little dehydration, right?

I'm back to smoking weed for a while now though.

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Bought 6 bottles of wine on the 24th.
6:33am on the 26th.
I just made it mens.

>> No.9885426

This is /b/ tier bait. You all must be drunk. Wish I could join ya but stores closed early yesterday and I live in a no off site sale state on christmas, and fuck if I'm going to a bar alone on Christmas. Would be back with family sipping baileys by the fire but the weather in the northeast is shit. At least I have weed and the week off.

>> No.9885450

Weed will suffice I'm sure.

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>> No.9885471

i like this post

>> No.9885476

7/10 would groove with

>> No.9885480

imagine the stink of her european ass gas

>> No.9885490

I love this crop

>> No.9885584
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>my dome
You live in a >>>/diy/ meme?


>> No.9885748

No dome, no /diy/ just worried

>> No.9885944

Remember the life, love and legacy of Jesus today.

>> No.9885955

Normally I have no problem with milk but if I have milk while hungover I feel like I'm dying. Does this mean I'm non-white?

>> No.9885980

define 'feel like im dying'

>> No.9885983

No, and firstly keep pol in pol friend.
Secondly, dairy after a night of heavy drinking is notorious for increasing your nausea.
It has been well documented that dairy is the last thing you want to put on your stomach if you feel sick.
Try non-caffeinated light colored soda (sprite comes to mind) or fruit flavored waters (lemon or lime also come to mind) instead. For they sit better on the stomach.

>> No.9885984


I'll cheers to that

Had to walk over to Quebec cause everything is closed here

God bless the French bastards

>> No.9885988


>> No.9886002

wine tastes awful to me

i love beer tho how do i learn to love wine this awful shit

>> No.9886008

You don't have to love it just be desperate enough to down it

If I can stomach rubbing alcohol and hand sanitizer you can handle wine

>> No.9886040

Down to my last 3 beers and just discovered the bar next to my apartment is open. Thank you baby Jesus.

>> No.9886072

Cheap california wine tastes sweeter. Still gets you wrecked if you drink enough too.

>> No.9886077

Just had my first case of DT anxiety/shakes


>> No.9886087


Never had themself, what were they like?

>> No.9886091

Tomorrow is my first day sober. Finished a month-long cider taper today, all weed is gone and I’m getting hassled for smoking it anyway. Scared to death tbqh, but I’ll die soon if I don’t stop drinking. Ordered £200 worth of good food, lined up a load of new tv programs and bought 25 steam games. I can do this. At least I hope so. Death is too close, fucker needs to back off a bit.

>> No.9886103

heh, I just saved that pasta

>> No.9886108
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Those of you with partners, do they complain about you making noise when you sleep? Staying with a friend atm, and apparently I go batshit. Thrashing around, pouring with sweat and shouting/screaming. No wonder I’m always so tired. And that my bed sometimes moves like 2ft across the floor as I sleep.

>> No.9886109

People sent death threats to this guys family. Almost all of them had their addresses, emails, social media, phone numbers etc posted online.

>> No.9886111


I just woke up from a nap, something didn't feel right. Thought I might be having the DTs (which I was) and was out of whiskey in the house, so I hurried my ass to my car to run across the street to get some.

As I started driving my heart slowly started beating harder and faster; breathing slowed and my vision got blurry. Eventually it became hard to breath and it felt like my skeleton was about to jump out of its skin--surge of adrenaline caused by fight or flight as a result of the anxiety. The episode lasted around 5 minutes but felt like a week. As the anxiety calmed down my hands were shaking like I was outside in -15F weather.

I got my bottle no problem and took a maintenance dose of two shots. Still shaken up but it's calming down now.

Would not advise alcoholism. I'm weening right now. Want to quit all together by early Jan.

>> No.9886127

>steam games
This for example...
That’s less than a bottle of white cider

>> No.9886147

Your body is telling you to stop, dummy

>> No.9886158


It's been saying that for years. I just don't care

>> No.9886230

>tfw gifted 3 different bottles of nice whiskey for christmas
>also have a fridge full of homebrew

I love you /ck/.

>> No.9886298

Mu uncle didn’t show up to Christmas lunch and the rest of my family have come to pretty much expect this behaviour from him, he’s a full blown alchie who recently shit the bed on the mattress my mother just bought him after he was released from hospital for withdrawals. I know firsthand my mum has spent the better part of the last two years looking after him and spending money she doesn’t have trying to make sure he doesn’t kill himself, cleaning out his squalid house with buckets of stale piss and blood from drunks falls, driving to his house in the hills at 1 am when he calls and says he wants to die, etc. It’s just a shame that the rest of the family are slipping from concern to disdain at this continued behaviour, they’re losing patience quickly and making snide comments when he’s not here. Alcoholism really ruins entire families desu, I’m scared that if I ever went down that path that same path (I’ve come very close) my family would turn on me in the same way.

>> No.9886312

What did you get for Christmas al/ck/?
I got some whiskey glasses, some stainless steel insulated water bottles, and some underwear.

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Nothing. Not so much as a text.

>> No.9886322

You do not care because you are careless. You are also not sober.

There are many pussies in AA. Are they better than you?

>> No.9886351

Anyone have tips for at home detoxing?

Really need some advice other than gradually reducing my intake.

>> No.9886363

B vitamins and slow release niacin.

>> No.9886379

you gotta realize the biggest factor is time. don't break. exercise...try to be productive

>> No.9886382


Already taking a daily multi-vit. Do I need additional B on top?
Also heating many fresh fruits, veg, lean meats.

I'm capping myself at 4 shots tonight. I don't know if that's a good idea or bad idea, but I usually end the night somewhere in the 12-16 region.

>> No.9886406

I would suggest spreading them out. Allow yourself to become fully (uncomfortably) sober before having an other shot. Also, you should make them festive shots. You're an alcoholic, but that doesn't mean you can't have fun

>> No.9886415


Number 4 did me right. Already feeling the chest tightness fade away. This might be the right number. I'm considering filling my flask just enough for one additional shot in the afternoon at work (lunch in car) to get me through the rest of the day until I can get home for my new taper routine.

>> No.9886431

you're kidding yourself if you think you can taper with liquor

>> No.9886439

Jesus the airbrushing on that photo is so obvious.

>> No.9886440

You should taper with beer.

>> No.9886449

You should taper with beer instead of shots of liqueur. And space them.
Drink enough water while you're at it.
Try to do some physical exercise. Cleaning your place, walking a mile or two. No need to run or exhaust yourself at the beginning, just don't stay in the cough all day.

>> No.9886468


I've tried tapering with beer initially, didn't go well. Ended up in the ER because I felt like I was having a stroke; forgot everything that happened earlier in the day and still can't remember. Wasn't even drinking at the time, the memory loss occurred while sober. Maybe I was just tapering too fast. I've also read sometimes switching alcohol when tapering can have poor results like the aforementioned. I'm going to go a week with this 1 afternoon shot, 4 evening shots and reduce to 1/3, 0/3, 0/2, 0/1 over the next month and see if I can't get results that way.

>> No.9886493

while thats terrible, I hope they learned their lesson

>> No.9886508


>parents are teetotal and vehemently against drinking
>been with them for two weeks
>0 alcohol since then
>finally going back tomorrow

obviously i'm not a true /alck/ like the dudes ITT who get DTs as soon as they put their glass down, but i am thoroughly looking forward to getting sauced at the airport before my 7AM flight tomorrow

>> No.9886518

I wanna wish a merry christmas to everyone here

I've been 5 months sober after tapering off for pretty much a few years

I wish I had better advice on how to do it but everyone's situation is different. The rules I stuck to where never to drink until evening (no drinking/being drunk during the day), and dropping down from liquor to wine, then progressively weaker beers. At that point I could quit without withdrawals but it was a matter of focusing on making my body feel good and focusing on how alcohol actually makes my body feel like shit

>> No.9886519

I got fucked up and lost my blanket a few days ago. I also have no heat.

Im so cold, hold me al/ck/

>> No.9886525

I was a HEAVY straight out of the bottle, all day and night drinker for several years. Vodka.

I detoxed in hospitals, and by myself around 8 times. I am currently clean about 7 months. I'd like to say I am done, but history says otherwise.
What is working for me is about a quarter oz of weed a week, and the memory of what detoxing with alcohol intollerence and no taper or benzos is like.

Good luck. You have a roughly 5% chance of staying off booze for more than five years if you are a diagnosed alcoholic (based on AA's own stats).

>> No.9886536

Go put on more clothes til you look like the Michelin man

>> No.9886537
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Ok so i found a couple rugs and a sheet and im prett toasty right now.

>> No.9886541


Dude, you need to clarify that shit and clean out your damn fermentation locks.

>> No.9886548


Thanks for the sentiments. I started drinking heavily because I was having a very serious life problem. The problem has since resolved itself, so I'm also attempting to resolve what got me through it. Thankfully, psychological addiction has never gotten its grasp around me, I have too many hobbies to let it. Physical addiction on the other hand is another beast all together, and the one I'm attempting to fight currently.

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I actually managed to control how much I drank during family functions the last couple days, pretty proud of myself. Of course, I got shitfaced once everyone left, but I didn't embarrass myself while anyone was around. I was right in the pocket, bud

>> No.9886571

R.I.P Mr. Lahey

Hobbies help... sorta. They can be tied to your addiction in unfortunate ways. I can only play video games and guitar while high. If I am not of pot, something is missing and it sucks.

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You guys really work small, don't you?

>> No.9886683

month is a bit lengthy of a taper

>> No.9886686
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>a couple rugs and a sheet

>> No.9886691

out of alcohol, just took 36mg melatonin and 6g valerian root in an attempt to have pre-sleep hallucinations and vivid dreams. will report results if anyone cares

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Got this as a white elephant. Going to drink the German and Greek beer first

>> No.9886712

Anyone have tinnitus from binge drinking for years? I'm pretty sure its a result of kindling withdrawal.

>> No.9886715

no my tinnitus was from going to an Aerosmith concert

>> No.9886716

Not that guy but campral was the devil's work for me. Fun side effects included feeling irritated all the time and lashing out at people for nothing. made me WANT to drink.

>> No.9886717

That's it. I'm done. No more alcohol. Shit 4 times today, nothing but pure liquid. Horrible.

>> No.9886719

I'm the one that asked. Didn't work for me either. Only thing that works is not drinking at all. Ever. FOREVER.

>> No.9886723
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Fun part about being an alck, solid shits are a thing of the past.
When I do shit it comes in all sorts of various consistencies, colors and smells and exactly NONE of them can be described as normal.
My body continues to amaze me that it can spawn such an art project sometimes.

>> No.9886725

Why will you die? are you in deep physically wise?

>> No.9886727

>trying to sneak in drinks while the mormon family is visiting
Good thing none of them know what booze smells like.

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Gonna try this Greek beer

>> No.9886742
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>not ordering superior drugs with cryptocurrency

>> No.9886746
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same. I was shitting bright green tator tots and liquid about two weeks ago. I was impressed.

>> No.9886749

can't stand the stateof this website

when I came here everyone was older than me and now everyone's younger than me. everyone my age or older left and made it or killed themselves

>> No.9886755

How old are you?

>> No.9886757

I first came to this damn website at 12years of age and now i am 22.
It must be true how you can never leave.
10 years like that.
But somehow I feel old due to the influx of 14-16yearold kids from other forums.

>> No.9886760

26. 16 when I came here

I've been browsing /ck/ longer than any board I currently browse

>> No.9886763
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What's a good sake?

>> No.9886766

Yeah. I’m 26 started browsing at 18. My first board was /adv/ and then old /r9k/ and eventually /pol/

>> No.9886767
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>I'm studying psychology in school
>you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about

You bad ass motherfucker! So sorry to pose as an alcoholic for the past decade. I cede the floor to you, great god whose teacher read a paragraph to him from a $400 textbook.

So sorry. Carry on. I'm ready to learn.

>> No.9886768

yeah I don't want to browse /pol/ but I can't stop

it's bad for the soul

i don't think /adv/ existed 8 years ago so I don't know how it was your first board

>> No.9886773

The worst is a dehydrated rock hard brick shit, had one after a bender where I ate too much and only drank booze. I almost passed out trying to squeeze that fucker out.

>> No.9886777

It was created in 2010

>> No.9886881


the site is supposed to appeal to younger kids who want to fit in with what they think are cool edgy older kids

then when you become older and see the young ones that are the same as you used to be coming here, you tell yourself "what the fuck happened to this place" which is actually barely different and you move on/stay and complain forever/an hero. that's the life cycle of 4chinner

>> No.9886888

I bought extra yesterday. Liquor store was open half a day Christmas eve.

>> No.9886937
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Please respond.

>> No.9886957

Sake imo is similar to gin as it all tastes the same to me. The expensive shit tastes just like the cheap stuff

>> No.9886968

Christ fuck this thread is cringy.

If I didn't know better, I'd think you were all kids that just hit 18 and it's their first month with access to alcohol.

>> No.9886971

lol ok mate

>> No.9886978

Y-you t-ttoo, tough guy

>> No.9886985


>> No.9886987
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Bullshit on both your opinion of gins and sake.

Dry Fly gin is worth drinking neat unless that granny-fuel that is found everywhere. And I miss my old sushi bar; they had half-price sake on Tuesdays during happy hour. I could buy a bottle of Junmai-Daigingo quality sake for thirty bucks. If you think they're all the same then you need to try some good Nigori.

It works the same as any other liquor, the majority is dull and boring, but there are shining examples of greatness.

>> No.9887012

na mang fleischmann's 7.50$ 750mls or bust.

cheap gin and sundrop is ballin
man i love the south where you can find 1 cent a ml hooch

>> No.9887047

I care about him

>> No.9887066

Where should I branch off if I want to explore brandy?

My parents gave me some Fundador for Christmas, which I ended up really enjoying. However, that's basically the only brandy I've had.

>> No.9887091


Different anon, but switching to just beer would be almost the same as going cold turkey for me.

>> No.9887104

I had some cheap wine and drank just under 2 bottles last night. I just got a 30 case of beer but it's boxing day where I'm from. I feel your pain though. I'm going to be quitting after the new year

>> No.9887107


Kek. That was me before the blood tests came back with high levels of ammonia. Now I'm drinking lactulose twice a day and shitting pure liquid 8-10 times.

>> No.9887150

Why do people like you come in these threads? Honest question.

>> No.9887299

literally literally liretally

>> No.9887302

Why do you """people""" shit up this board with your support group?

>> No.9887303

I made 3 handles of booze last night, right now I'm almost through one of them. I'm drinking hard these days.

>> No.9887308


Don't address garbage people. Let them rot alone.

>> No.9887317

Its you al/ck/ies doing most of the rotting here, especially your internal organs.

>> No.9887319


At least they don't exist as assholes 100% of the time. That's what you've chosen. "I'm a complete fucking asshole and you all get to see it."

>> No.9887324


Am I right, shit person? You seem like someone with truck nuts in your life. You do, don't you? truck nuts lifffffeee

>> No.9887328


Tell me about the life of people in Mississippi that don't have vehicular testicals. Are they preyed upon by nutted neighbours?

>> No.9887333


I'm starting a gofundme for people without the ability to buy nuts for their trucks. People from Tennessee, Kentucky, Alabama and Mississippi are underprivileged.

Nuts for Humaninuts...

>> No.9887344
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>my is holiday over tonight
>part time worker
>I only work a set amount of days per week
>not sure if I have work tomorrow because Xmas fell on a day I'm contacted to work
>it's a public holiday for everyone (except for shit kickers in my country, who have no rights)
>called my manager for clarification
>no response
>texted my manger
>no response
>wait hours
>inb4 'what are timezones'
At least I started a paper trail. I'd rather get drunk tonight anyway.

Hope everyone had a good holiday!

>> No.9887359

>Spend all of christmas eve with ma
>Get home at 10pm, drink a bunch of gin, go to bed
>Spend all of christmas day with pa
>Get home at 10pm, drink the tiny amount of gin left
>Drink the bottle of sake somebody gifted me
>Realize I'm totally out of booze, 3am, don't have anything else in the house to get me more fucked up
This was supposed to be my last drinking night for awhile, god damn it, this fucking sucks

>> No.9887417


That's like a suicide note. Are you ok?

>> No.9887423

highly embarrassing posts (nice trips)

>> No.9887431

I roomed with an honors psych major who is the most socially inept person I've ever met. Think Sheldon from BBT except this guy tries to apply his psych textbook to social interactions. It never works.

>> No.9887442

An IV.... right... in the vein?

>> No.9887457

thats the thing that gets me with bad anxiety, not just that it's intense but that time moves at a crawl during

>> No.9887461

as long as it works i dont see the problem

>> No.9887484
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I need to stop being an alcohol. Is beer taper the best way?

>> No.9887486

Dude, go to the doctor if your withdrawals are really so bad. I prescribed something that was a vasco dilator and it helped more than expected. If you're having troubles with the pain of alcohol wiithdrawl then you should see a doctor, period.

>> No.9887518

It's 651 am and Im waiting until 1 so the liquor store opens and I can have my vodka

>> No.9887530

That will be me tomorrow. It's 10pm here, but I know I don't have enough to ride.

>> No.9887545

I'd either hold off and save it or chug it all at once. Night time is long

>> No.9887546

I'm doing better now. I have pancreatitis and I don't recover like I used to.

>> No.9887575

What's your favorite alchie song?


>> No.9887585


>> No.9887596


Nothing beats Bojack Horseman for al/ck/ feels.


>> No.9887604

Blatantly just a kid. Adults don’t act like that. Ignore it.

>> No.9887613


Could be a /pol/tard.

>> No.9887618

Same thing.

>> No.9887622



>> No.9887631
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is pic related any good?

>> No.9887661

Is there alcohol in it?

>> No.9887895

How was everyone's Christmas?

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>> No.9887926

>Had to walk over to Quebec
New brunswick here, hows she goin there bud?

>> No.9887933

>People sent death threats
Keyboard warriors and sjws.

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Hell yeah son, get that.\
>Pic related.

>> No.9887939

Not too bad there m8. Cold as fuck here in Ottawa this week


>> No.9887940
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Same here man congrats. I've been off the sauce for 11 months and smoking weed the last 2. This time last year my sclera were turning yellow and I had a hard time walking due to neuropathy, I had been drinking a handle of vodka every 2-3 days for 2-3 years and was on death's door in my early 20s. Feels good man at least I can have fun with something. SSRIs suck also.

>> No.9887947

>Shit 4 times today
Fucking amuture.
I never get hungover.
I never get the shits.
Get on my alcoholic level.

>> No.9887956

Everyone on /pol/ is a degenerate.
Ha speak for yourselves.
I bet you new fags dont remember /new

>> No.9887959
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Straya here but I drove through NB on my Canada road trip and you guys had some of the best booze prices in Canada, which isn't saying much. Also your cops seemed cool I got pulled over on a dui near the NS bridge and he let me go

>> No.9887969
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>30 proof.
Get some fucking 40oz and stop being a fucking bitch.

>> No.9887970
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Is it weird that I hate Christmas, yet I'm always sad when it's over

>> No.9887971

Fucking cold as fuck and wearing my touk.

>> No.9887973

They're terrible to be on but I basically felt like I was dying right before I started one.
I really should talk to my doctor about getting off of it but I just never do, it's been 4 years now.

>> No.9887976

Yeah liquor prices are right fucked here. If I lived in the states I'd be dead.

Ya got lucky m8. DUI means banned from this frozen wasteland

>> No.9887978

You'll just learn to hate all holidays soon enough, don't worry about it.

>> No.9887982

Hair of the dog has rejuvenated me after only a couple sips.

Thank god , I thought this morning would never end

>> No.9887984

Quickest way to spot bait or a newfag whose opinion should be discarded

>> No.9887994

If I lived in Canada i would be forced to slow down due to those crazy prices.
25$ a dollar liquor for cheap shit is absurd.
Here in the south booze is as cheap as 1 cent per 2 ml
You can get a 4 liters of 80proof for 30$ easy

It makes moderation nearly impossible when you have access to such cheap hooch

>> No.9887998

You seriously are straight up retarded.

>> No.9887999


>> No.9888038

25 dollars a dollar is expensive

>> No.9888055
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Why don't you faggots just drink water instead?

>> No.9888074

Damn that inflation

You mean i gotta pay 25bucks per dollar nowadays?!
How devalued

>> No.9888091


>drank 2 x 4L 8% cider flaggons, 12 x 6% beers, 1x bottle champagne and 8 x pale ales 5.7% between 2pm and 10pm
>drank 12x 6% pale ales and 6 x carlsbergs now.

When am i sober? i feel ok but surely alcohol is destroying me

>> No.9888138
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Are you a fantasy dwarf?

Can we go on an adventure?

>> No.9888141

Bitches don't know bout my cider flaggons

>> No.9888146

What is the cheapest way to get drunk? Can you really filter stuff like mouthwash or spirits and not get sick from drinking it? Do you get more drunk from taking it anally?

>> No.9888156

Booze up your ass will get you so wasted it might well kill you.
Vodka tends to be the cheapest way which won’t maim you. Or cider in the uk.

>> No.9888161
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methylated spirits

>> No.9888166

>which won’t maim you...
Loaded with poisons, literally just to kill alchies.

>> No.9888169

I've drank hand sanitizer and mouth wash straight without filtering

Drink at own risk

>> No.9888173
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Aussie version of diggers is poison free

>> No.9888179

It's mostly just bitterants. You still have to be pretty fucking desperate to drink that stuff even if it's not harmful, though.

>> No.9888185

The guy who’s asking is clearly no alchie though, few people will know that they’ll probably be blinded or killed if they try it in their own coin

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>tfw got $400 in cash for Christmas

Going to spend every cent on bourbon, scotch, and cocaine

>> No.9888190


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Literally chuckled for like 5 seconds.... Hell yessss

>> No.9888242

Isn't is false advertising to call it methylated spirit if there is no methanol?
It's better than the opposite of course, but still.

>> No.9888248

They want to keep the illusion that it's poisonous so no one but the most hardcore of alcoholics ever consider drinking it

>> No.9888294

i was 5 weeks sober and now i'm halfway through a handle and it's barely noon

>> No.9888299
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>> No.9888316

I know that feel. I was just a couple weeks sober myself and I just got back from the liquor store a few minutes ago.

>> No.9888317

yea...if it didn't make my face turn into a warped piece of dehydrated shit i could binge more. i always just forget to drink water

>> No.9888354

Sounds like a fun night

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fun indeed

>> No.9888502

Me right now but with vodka.

>> No.9888578

dont be sad , we are here for you man

>> No.9888624

Well, I thought a mickey would be enough to satiate me after a few weeks sober, but I ate too much beforehand like a dumbass, but I have maybe 3 shots left and I'm just tipsy. So now I'm just in the middle. I should just take this as a sign and stop again while I have the chance.

>> No.9888628

Me except with 5% seltzers.

>> No.9888666

Just enjoy the ride and try and resist the urge to go get more. It really sucks how long tolerance takes to go down, I have been 1-2 weeks sober and buy a 750ml out of boredom and get confused that I downed the whole thing and didnt get totally hammered.

Also what is a mickey? I am unfamiliar with this unit of measurement.

>> No.9888683

It's 375ml Canadian, I'm not sure how that scales in Murrica. I'll be honest with you fags, since the thread hit bump limit, but I'm female so I take less, I guess.

There was a point where I was drinking a litre a day, probably 4 times this year where I had to be hospitalized.

How do you think that would have went with a man? I am very curious.

>> No.9888700

I don't know what you are trying to ask to be honest.
And we just call 375ml 'pints' here and 200ml are half-pints , and 750ml are called fifths.

Litres are called Liters because here in the South we spell everything the fun way.
We have everything in common with the Queen's Countries except the language.

>> No.9888713

Can you rephrase your question?

>> No.9888762

What I mean is, compared to a woman of the same health ingesting the same amount of alcohol as a man, how would it go?

I've had more than some male friends and have been fine while they were passed out.

>> No.9888772

Day 1 sober and my hard drive breaks. Perfect. Spent the entire day installing the fucking shed which is win 10, now realising slowly all the thousands of things I’ve lost.

>> No.9888780


Hard liquor is measured in ml/liters in murrica, for some reason.

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I forgive you.

>> No.9888795

>How do you think that would have went with a man? I am very curious.
Okay, what I'm asking you guys is how you thought that would have went with a man? I'm very tiny, and I won't how some of you can take liters

Sorry fuck me. I'm drunk

>> No.9888814

Woman , typically due to size differences or hormonal differences are
more often than not more susceptible to the effects alcohol than men are ONLY if they are of relatively equal tolerance.
Now if the woman has more of a tolerance than the male she will drink him under the table.
But an average female vs an average male with mild tolerance, the male has a advantage due to size or genetics on average.

This can also be noticed by looking at the daily recommended drinks for a male vs a female is that the male one is typically 1-2 drinks higher than a female's. 1-2 units for female to 2-3 units for a male.

Although we all exceed that amount greatly

>> No.9888823

A litre a day would kill most normies, male or female. I’ve never met a gril who could put away that much.
Don’t do an amy winehouse.

>> No.9888828

>Anonymous 12/26/17(Tue)14:18:19 No.9888762▶
I've been doing that for like 6 years. it's all good

>> No.9888834

wut. what happened

>> No.9888841

What do you mean Amy Whinehouse? or whatever i don't fucking care

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She choked on puke having blacked out, became kil aged 27.

>> No.9888874

I'm fucking ready for death.

>> No.9888877


They tried to make her go to rehab.

>> No.9888904

What did she say?

>> No.9888911

Fuck off you stupid bint

>> No.9888917


Same as me: "Fuck That Noise"

>> No.9888918

>that one guy who always flips if a girl posts
Back to the playground with you

>> No.9888929

"she"'s just attention-seeking, I don't care about gender.

>> No.9888935

So why should she fuck off and why is she stupid?
Seems pretty stupid to me, perhaps you should consider fucking off.

>> No.9888940

>fuck off

>btw im a grill XDD

>> No.9888952

So what, why are you throwing such a tantrum?

>> No.9888958

I'm not, I made a passing comment and you engaged me about it.

>> No.9888988

I might be mistaking you for someone else. There’s one homo who throws his toys out of the pram every time a girl appears here.
You’re still a prick :^)

>> No.9889008

I don't know why you're so invested in this. You're probably the ""girl"" anyway.

>> No.9889306

So I managed to get sober.
Now what?
Fuck me. Life will never be fun again. Getting over PAWS just means becoming a slow-paced, boring-tier normie.

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