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9904724 No.9904724 [Reply] [Original]

What are some of the absolute must have kitchen gadgets? None of this "just a knife" shit, it's almost 2018.

>> No.9904730

>>9904724
I'm looking to buy an onion/garlic chopper.
Anyone used this?
http://www.generalstore.co.nz/gspub_app/654581-Ghidini_Onion_Chopper.html

>> No.9904732

Functionality over gimmicks. Just get appliances

>> No.9904733

>>9904730
You realize you can get a Slap Chop and a Graty for only $19.95 +S&H?

>> No.9904748

>>9904733
what dollars ya talking? I'm in NZ, shipping from US is usually higher price than the item

>> No.9904753
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>>9904748
Sorry, I assume most of us live in the first world.

>> No.9904771

>>9904733
The food beyblade is a lot cooler than the slap chop tho

>> No.9904773

>>9904753
Stay ignorant and fat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_Human_Development_Index

>> No.9904776
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9904776

I use this every day.

>> No.9904781

>>9904730
Why not just use a knife? Doesn’t that seem easier?

>> No.9904784

>>9904781
Not if I want to do like 4 onions.

>> No.9904787

>>9904781
It's the one part of cooking I get annoyed with, chopping Onions and Garlic

>> No.9904790

>>9904787
If it's more than one garlic or half an onion I'm putting them in the food processor, I don't give a shit.

>> No.9904794

>>9904776
That's really cute

>> No.9904805

>>9904790
I like to have my Onion in various sized chunks or strips for different dishes

>> No.9904806
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>> No.9904809

>>9904805
I don't like onion so pretty much the only time I use it is finely chopped put into a roast or stew so the food processor works for me.

>> No.9904826

>>9904730
I've used one a fair bit in the past and it was pretty good when I didn't own a decent knife or know how to cut stuff properly. If you hand wash dishes then it's definitely easier to clean on knife rather than thing.

>> No.9904833

>>9904733
>.co.nz

>> No.9904839

>>9904776
How do you have a need to draw in edible powder every day?

>> No.9904844

>>9904806
I need one of these.

>> No.9904849

>>9904826
I'm still a noob at chopping and my knives are admittedly shit.
Only been getting into cooking for less that a year.
I usually hand wash anything I need for the next day plus any pots/pans. Everything else goes in the dishwasher.
I think I'll buy this. Should take a lot of time off my preparations and hopefully save my eyeballs

>> No.9904855
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9904855

>>9904849
Get one of these.

>> No.9904864

>>9904849
One of the big pluses was no tears from onions. They're quick and convenient so I'm sure you'll get your money's worth.

>> No.9904873

>>9904855
This would be great for doing a quarter of an onion or a single clove of garlic.

>> No.9904883

>>9904787
I love chopping onions and garlic. All vegetables actually. I enjoy the prep/ French term for getting everything ready part of cooking a lot though.

>> No.9904887

>>9904855
I'd like to nut zoom her face if you know what I mean.

>> No.9904896

>>9904883
mise en place or however the fuck you spell and say that.

>> No.9904910

>>9904776
People just buy this for cocaine

>> No.9904918
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>> No.9904946

>>9904918
this upsets me

>> No.9904948

>>9904918
Well I do love balls

>> No.9904974
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9904974

Just got one of these bad boys

>> No.9905025

>>9904974
may as well just dump the lot into a deep fryer senpai

>> No.9905164
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>> No.9905168

>>9904974
That egg must be insanely overcooked

>> No.9905197

>>9905164
>This contraption poops out egg sausages
fixed that for them

>> No.9905210

>>9904753
That shit looks actually good. Has anyone tried it?

>> No.9905217
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Make sure your gadgets have been professionally tested before buying.

>> No.9905222
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9905222

beautiful design

>> No.9905229

>>9904918

I wonder if you could use this to make dippin dots

>> No.9905230

Just
A
Goddamn
Knife

>> No.9905245

>>9905217
why would anyone ever think that would work for making fries?

>> No.9905246

>>9904787
Just smash and rough-chop garlic. Takes ten seconds a clove.

For onions, see:
>>9872404

>> No.9905249
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Goes without saying that a lot of kitchen gadgets are shitty cash grabs marketed for white trash with less sense than money, watch out for that.

>> No.9905252

>>9905217
Jack?

>> No.9905255

>>9904753
56%

>> No.9905261

>>9905252
Every time you're unsure whether or not it's Jack, check for the ring on his left hand.

>> No.9905270
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9905270

>>9905252
But of course

Unleash your inner carnivore by using kitchen claw knuckledusters to pull apart pork.

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>>9905249

>> No.9905295

The only acceptable unitaskers are measuring devices, including:
Temperature
Weight
Volume

>> No.9905355

>>9904974

this seems pretty retarded considering a normal pan you can cook everything together and beans take like 30 seconds to heat up at the end when you take everything out

>> No.9905372

Food processors are gadgetd too, I've been thinking about getting one and I wonder what people here use.

>> No.9905378

>>9904753
shaky cam for a fucking ad

>> No.9905390

>>9904730
>stainess less blade

>> No.9905396

>>9905222
i wish i was this retarded

>> No.9905398

>>9904753
Interesting idea but..

>> No.9905403

>>9904910
"Hey i drew a cock"
>snorts cock

>> No.9905414
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9905414

Is truth in advertising really too much to ask from these gadget men?
Surely there's got to be an easier way to boil an egg...

>> No.9905423

How does he manage to fail so hard at absolutely everything?

>> No.9905436

>>9904855
need my bollocks in there

>> No.9905497
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9905497

If it's as seen on tv it probably is not a good idea.

>> No.9905509

>>9904753
this is useless considering recipe that use teapspoons always work as "multiple of a tea spoon". this also is really dirty sice it's unfold when you don't use it.

>> No.9905514

>>9904724
toaster oven. I use it half the time in cooking

I end up needing a coffee grinder for a few things to like almonds, caked up garlic powder, herbs and spices for brownies

kitchen scale for baking and weighing out portions

>> No.9905518

>>9904855
>>9904724
I just can't help to see literal toddler toys there, it's like the nugeneration is literally still wearing diapers in their daily life.
You could buy a clean electric device that can do all that at once, but they need to get neon plastic shit instead so anybody watching their obligatory blog know they are mentally retarded infants still in the color learning phase of their life.

>> No.9905523

>>9905249
WA LA HACKBAR

>> No.9905545

>>9905509
Can someone translate this into english?

>> No.9905546

>>9905270
do they happen to come in a steel version with gold plating?

>> No.9905575

>>9904773
If your country doesn't have free speech, it ain't first world. If kiwi's are as cucked as Aussie's, you ain't first world.

>> No.9905621

>>9905545
Forgive me, I am Russia.

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>>9905414

>> No.9905845

>>9904724

This stuff's mostly a load of shit.

>manual labour
>more awkward to wash than a knife and cutting board
>another item to shove in closets, boxes when you move etc.

Just learn some knife techniques to chop your food quickly. Only thing you need a small food processor for is for purees and pastes which this manual thing isn't doing for sure.

>> No.9905892

>>9905164
in 13 years on 4chan I've never felt the need to install an extension or seek out anything other than basic features
but now I'm filtering this webm because I can't stand thinking about that dude's gross face, his gross pubestache, and the gross expressions he makes. not even harlequin fetus, blue waffle, or jack webms repulse me like this video does.

>> No.9906192

I hate the very existence of kitchen gadgets because relatives/friends buy them to me for birthday or xmas because "hey you like to cook" thinking they're actually useful, and I don't throw them away cause I feel bad. Just buy me some fucking plastic tupperware instead.

>> No.9906242

>>9904855
She can chop my nuts if you know what I mean

>> No.9906257

>>9905414
is this new ja/ck/?

>> No.9906305

>>9905270
Did he actually eat that

>>9905623
I can only think of bad dragon toys when I see stuff with quirky names like this

>> No.9906312

I didn't want to start a new thread just for this and this is the closest I can find. No matter how many bags I put my cheese in it gets mold on it way before the expiration date. How do I stop this?

>> No.9906333

>>9906312
>No matter how many bags I put my cheese in
haha

>> No.9906414

>>9906333
My latest attempt was dividing it up into two small bags then adding it into another bag and it still didn't work

>> No.9906709

>>9905222
dumbass youre supposed to have the machine do the work not your arms bring the spiked end closer to the metal peg before insertion

>> No.9906860
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>> No.9906934

>>9905245
Because it works great for making fries. If you're not a complete retard.

>> No.9906937

>>9905164
Lol that dude looks like a fucking Sim.

>>9905892
>this triggers the autism

>> No.9906950
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9906950

wine cork holder hat from my Mom for Christmas
she's my Mom so O came here to complain
another shitty Christmas

>> No.9907033
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9907033

>>9906950
What the shit is this hat supposed to do?

>> No.9907064

>>9907033
is this from the new season of black mirror

>> No.9907082

>>9907033

it's a place to hold wine corks and keep the sun out of your eyes, I suppose

>> No.9907088

>>9907033
Do americans actually do this?

>> No.9907092
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>>9907088

>> No.9907094

>>9907033
TORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTILLAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssss

>> No.9907108

>>9907092
>being this obsessed

>> No.9907112

>>9907108
Ha! It's funny because you are trying to turn around the obsessed Euro memeand trying to apply it to people who call out the obsessed Euros.
You're clever.

>> No.9907124

>>9905514
This is a good list that along with a good chef knife will be adequate for most. Add a good mixer if you bake a lot.

>> No.9907129

>>9907112
I'm not the one drawing maymays about it.

>> No.9907132

>>9907033
has nobody learnt from that juicer?

>> No.9907194

>>9907132
Yes they have. People learned that they could bilk venture capitalists and kickstarter morons for millions of dollars for producing nothing.

>> No.9907200
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9907200

>>9904806
this

and some microplanes, fuck box and traditional graters

>> No.9907206

>>9907200
I like my box grater for bigger sizes and have a microplane just for super fine things like the one on the right there.

>> No.9907224
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9907224

>>9907129
are you actually fucking retarded?

>> No.9907226

>>9907033
lmao tortilla keurig

>> No.9907229

>>9907206
the extra course on the left does bigger sizes with less effort than a box grater.

>> No.9907350
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I use my chocolate fountain all the time.

>> No.9907590
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>> No.9907968

>>9905575
Last I checked we didn't have any antifa gangs shutting down university speeches and starting riots.
No marxists lobbying for hate speech legislation either.

http://www.heritage.org/index/ranking
That's you down there at number 17 bud

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9908002

>>9905164
I shudder to think how little pubestache got paid to look like he enjoyed letting a rubbery egg dong flop into his mouth.

>> No.9908080

>>9905621
Hi russia.
Im ireland. Plez dont asplode teh world.

>> No.9908103

>>9904776
looks like a vibrator

>> No.9908114 [DELETED] 

>>9907590
>hob
this isn't a word, australia. stop that.

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>>9905518
>LARPing this hard as a man
it's for backpacking. it's a thing some people like to do instead of playing xbox and being fat

>> No.9908678

>>9908080
You're thinking of Korea.

>> No.9908841

>>9904974
The only food shown here that benefits from the gridding is the beans, everything else could've just been cooked in one pan.

>> No.9908898
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9908898

>>9904724
Some kind of pressure cooker is nice. A big boy blender and food processor can be useful. Spice grinder. Microplane. Mortar and pestle.

>> No.9908924

I have a disability and I've taken to relying on gadgets for some things. My only issue with 'em is how fucking huge they all are. Like there's no space in my kitchen anymore and all my cupboards are full of different shit.

I wish I could just get by with basic utensils, a few bowls and a few pans.

>> No.9909064

>>9904974
god I fucking hate crowded pans

>> No.9909090
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>>9906937
>Lol that dude looks like a fucking Sim.

Fan-fucking-tastic

>> No.9909094

>>9905164
thats pretty fucking gay

>> No.9909214

>>9909094
I'll take 2 then!

>> No.9909221

>>9908924
how are you broken retard?

>> No.9909518

>>9907033
Is this what Ex-Juicero people worked on?

>> No.9909566
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>>9904724
So let me get this straight.
In the demo the person needs to use a knife to cut the veggies in the first place.
To put them in the dicer thing.

Whyyyyy not just keep using the knife? I really don't understand.

>> No.9909573

>>9907968
>needs a license to own guns
not free

>> No.9909612

>>9907064
Kek

>> No.9909707

>>9909566
Still faster and easier.

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>>9907033

the most 56% thing I have seen all week

>> No.9910211

>>9909793
Mods do your job.

>> No.9910868

>>9905229
That would be the only reason to get that

>> No.9910886

>>9909573
>goes to music festival
>gets machine gunned by a crazy man for no apparent reason

>> No.9910902

>>9909221
Im intellectually dishonest to a retarded degree.

>> No.9911716

>>9910868
I doubt it has the horsepower needed to handle anything more than a pure liquid.

>> No.9911733

>>9910886
WELL
[gets stabbed]
AT LEAST
[gets acid in face]
WE'RE SAFER
[run over by truck]
THAN AMERICA
[truck explodes]

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9911866

>>9904724

this
your kitchen experience will never be the same

>> No.9911878

Anything that requires me to do extra cleaning is a waste.

>> No.9912126

>>9905403
kek

>> No.9912583

My old mandolin finally broke, what's a decent quality replacement /ck/ can suggest?

>> No.9912601

>>9912583
a banjo

>> No.9912614

>>9907590
but how does it know?

>> No.9912616

>>9911866
the hole on these babies are also perfect sized to shoot a lit cig about 50 feet

>> No.9912632

>>9907033
I think it's meant to chase away flies.
These days it also serves as a warning that you'll get severely bantered on if you approach.

>> No.9912637

>>9910886
He had a reason, we just don't know it yet.

>> No.9912660

>>9905164
That Asian chick couldn't look less enthused about that fucking thing.

>> No.9912777

>>9911733
0 terror attacks here.
Actually some french fags sunk a Greenpeace ship in the 80s

>> No.9912836

>>9904855
She can nut on my zoom if you know what I mean

>> No.9912838

>>9904974
Was that last shot really necessary

>> No.9912847

>>9911733
>go to school after doing the nightly homework assignment
>get machine gunned by fellow students
>gud thing we un's don't hav nun o' dem commie reglations, y'all!

>> No.9912851

>>9904724
I have that chopper. it's useful

>> No.9912860

>>9904724
A couple of accurate timers and a grease pencil for noting down things you need to remember

>>9907064
I audibly keked

>> No.9913487

>>9912860
>grease pencil
Man you are going to love the internet when you reach the 21st century.

>> No.9913516

>>9913487
I can write on practically any surface or item in the kitchen with a grease pencil and rub it off whenever I want. Name something from the 21st century that can do that for the same price kiddo

>> No.9913529

>>9912777
I love it when fucking fags from shitty little islands think they have a better idea of what a country with the world's LARGEST OPEN BORDERS should do regarding crime, or guns, or drugs, or literally ANYTHING.

I'll let you in on a little hint: Islands are EASY to secure. The "bastions" of gun control that people like to hold up, England, Japan, Australia, etc, are all ISLANDS. You don't have to worry about thousands upon thousands of miles of borders to secure. You have the OCEAN. You have NATURAL borders. You don't have to worry about fucking Mexicans trying to smuggle guns into your country.

>> No.9913747

>>9905623
So, what the fuck am I looking at here?

>> No.9913890

>>9913747
Some kind of weird butt plugs I think

>> No.9913965

>>9905164

COULD HE BE ANY LESS GAY?!

>> No.9914033

>>9912777
you're forgetting about alqaeda 2.0 in the Ureweras

>> No.9914129

>>9912777
Actually, thats not true. Neil Roberts did a suicide bombing in 1982.

>> No.9914143

>>9914129
is it really terrorism if you just blow up a building though? he didn't kill anyone

>> No.9914167

>>9914143
Yes! It was motivated by political ideology. Also you don't need to specifically kill people for it to be considered terrorism.

>> No.9914182

>>9913747
>>9913890
menstrual cups

>> No.9914192

>>9914182
Well, I guess it is used to hold eggs.

>> No.9914196

>>9914192
ye

>> No.9914207

>>9914167
But he didn't use violence or intimidation against people, his target was a computer in a building. He didn't create terror or fear amongst civilians.

>> No.9914212

>>9914207
You don't think people were scared of a building being blown up?

>> No.9914247

>>9914212
Maybe inadvertently, but not to the extent of contributing to a 'climate of fear', as there was nothing to suggest any attacks against the populace or any further attacks. I do not think it was his intention to frighten the populace. I think he had an atleast half-noble anti-authoritarian political point to make, and it was that, mixed with mental instability that motivated the bombing. His attack was also aimed at an arm of the state (the police). It was the police if anyone who would be frightened and I think a defining characteristic of terrorism is aiming your attacks at the civilian populace.

>> No.9914251

>>9914247
>I think a defining characteristic of terrorism is aiming your attacks at the civilian populace.
So you're just using your own definition of words instead of the ones the rest of the world uses. Got it.

>> No.9914258

>>9914251
>the unlawful use of violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of political aims.
>especially against civilians
that's the first definition you get for terrorism when you google it

>> No.9914265

>>9914258
Ok, now look up what the word especially means.

>> No.9914267

>>9914251
>Terrorism is, in the broadest sense, the use of intentionally indiscriminate violence as a means to create terror, or fear, to achieve a political, religious or ideological aim.
>intentionally indiscriminate
that's from Wikipedia

>> No.9914288

>>9914267
So 9/11 wasn't a terrorist attack because it wasn't indiscriminate.

>> No.9914305

>>9914265
Ok, especially is better than 'a defining characteristic', i was wrong there. It's still a factory though, and that argument is still relevant if not conclusive.

The whole 'what is terrorism' question is complicated, because terrorism has strong negative connotations. It's used exclusively to deride people, and it's often used from a perspective of power to de-legitimise movements. Syrian rebels are terrorists or freedom fighters, depending on your perspective. Has terrorism ever been used to refer to something as morally justified? I think that's a defining characteristic of terrorism, that it is not morally justifiable.

There's a case here to be made that this guy was morally justified. I don't think he was, but it's arguable, and what he did was certainly not absolutely reprehensible like terrorism normally is.

>> No.9914322

>>9914288
it was indiscriminate, it targeted a broad non-specific segment of a civilian population.
Is assassinating a single specific politician terrorism? Is attempting to destroy a single specific computer terrorism?
Criminal Assassin Terrorist Assassin

Destroy those who are corrupting Destroy a system that is
the system already corrupt

Focus on corrupt persons Will kill innocent
persons who get in the
way

The act is singular; it is an The is part of the whole;
event; a passing deed a process, a dedication
a way of life

A short term conspiracy A long term movement

Wish to escape personal Wish to be bring attention
identification/notoriety to the group/movement;
may even wish to be
apprehended for the
publicity

Willing to be judged here and now Wish to be judged under
the new order

Some social conscience; kill Often beyond feeling; past
perhaps because of a greater feeling; people are
social concern often referred to as
animals

https://www.unl.edu/eskridge/cj394crimvterroras.html

>> No.9914336

>>9914322
well that didn't format right, go to the link.

I guess an easier point to make is that this was not a clear cut example of terrorism. I think it's arguable. That's fair atleast right?

>> No.9914358

>>9906414
If you were using blocks of cheese I would say wrap it loosely in wax paper and slice off any hard/rubbery pieces before you use it. But I think you are using pre-shredded so I would say buy smaller quantities and use it quickly or better yet, shred it yourself when you need it.

>> No.9914366

>>9914322
>9/11 wasn't terrorism
-10/10

>> No.9914384

>>9914366
I didn't say that. Are you the same guy?
Why does it seem literally impossible to reach some consensus on here and any reasonable discussion just devolves into meme spewing and nuh uh'ing. I put out the fucking olive branch you cunt.

>> No.9914667

What the hell happened to this thread?

>> No.9914679

>>9914033
A couple of dumb Maoris running around a national with some .22s? Not to forget their shit lib faggot pet whites they had (where they from Sweden or Germany)
My mate was deer stalking through there and had that cunt in his scope. They were a pathetic joke.

>> No.9914729

>>9904855
that's a lawsuit waiting to happen. somebody's kid is gonna play with the knife-car.

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>>9907033
Let's see if I did this right

>> No.9914822

>>9914820
Did you mean to include the woman in it? It feels oddly timed.

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>>9914820
Dammit, fixed
>>9914822
Nope, that was a mistake

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>>9914824

>> No.9914835

>>9914830
It's not as funny as I thought it'd be, but still that kid's movements were fucking weird

>> No.9914837

>>9914835
He's definitely overacting, which is to be expected from a kid with no experience in a low budget infomercial.

>> No.9914840

>>9913529
They also like to forget that they don't have 13% of their population committing 70% of all gun crime.

According to all data available, of we removed the black population of the US our gun crime rate would be similar to Canada's or Belgium's.

>> No.9914847

>>9914667
/pol/ happened

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>>9907033
"No one hydrates pizzas like you", the Mexican version.

>> No.9914861

>>9914847
>everyone I don't like is /pol/
Go back to tumblr or wherever you came from

>> No.9914869

>>9914861
Notice he didn't make a judgement or take a position, all he said was that "/pol/ happened" indicating that a topic better suited for another board crept up here.
You seem kind of jumpy and insecure.

>> No.9914881

>>9914869
It's a bit tiresome as it happens on nearly every board. As soon as some bants start up some plebbit douche starts chanting /pol/ /pol/ /pol/

>> No.9914884

>>9914881
Maybe you should realize that it's less of a condemnation of any given political position and more of a general "This is a cooking board let's talk about cooking" comment.
Just food for thought. See what I did there? ;)

>> No.9914886

>>9914881
This autistic drivel here >>9914840 is not "bants" is has zero place on the board

>> No.9914888

>>9914861
>Hurr durr political discussions don't belong on the political board
>Hurr durr anyone who disagrees with me is a tumblr plebbit

>> No.9914889

>>9914881
>It's a bit tiresome as it happens on nearly every board
Said everyone about /pol/ not keeping to their containment board - I swear you guys are worse than the ponyfags for this shit

>> No.9914890

>>9914884
I don't see any politics in here, just some healthy nationalist chest thumping and few gentle ribbings.
You can still post your gadgets.
This is how 4chan works.

>> No.9914893

>>9914889
>you guys
I don't go to /pol/ but I like to defend it just because of people like you who get upset at 4chan discussions not being to your liking

>> No.9914895

>>9914890
>The polfag having been btfo'd desperately back pedals to try and maintain the illusion that they're in control. It's likely that references to MAGA and 4D chess are being prepared

>> No.9914896
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AAAAAAAND we are off topic again. Can we get back to discussing food contraptions?

>> No.9914897

>>9914893
>heh, troll btw

Cool dude

>> No.9914900

>>9914886
It's a factual statistic though.
The FBI release their data annually

>> No.9914902

>>9914900
And what does that statistic have to do with food and/or cooking?

>> No.9914904

>>9914897
Where did I say I was a troll?
If 4chan upsets you then just leave.
This site was built on being open with minimal moderation.

>> No.9914906

>>9914902
I don;t know as I haven't even bothered to read posts that aren't (you)s but my pint is that factual statistic is hardly 'autistic drivel'

>> No.9914907

>>9914906
It kind of is when you are on a cooking and food board.

>> No.9914909

>>9914884
I think you made a joke about food. Because food for thought is an idiom, you don't actually eat anything. Bit like "spicing things up" or "being fed up".

t. love to explain joke during conversations at work and look like an idiot and see the reactions
Double edged thing to do. Some co-workers don't want to talk to me now.

>> No.9914910

>>9914906
Answer the question. What do those stats have to do with food and cooking?

>> No.9914912

>>9914907
and the discussion veered of between about 3-4 posters.
The cool thing is that you don't have to participate if you don't want to.
Every thread thread here eventually ends up in oblivion, who the fuck cares?

>> No.9914917

>>9914910
Nothing
What does your post have to do with food or cooking?

You can trawl through the boards and report every post that doesn't relate to the theme if it makes you feel better.
Or you can just ignore the parts you aren't interested in like everyone else

>> No.9914921

>>9914910
Ignore him.
Best way to not derail a thread is to contribute and not fall into a debate.

>> No.9914925

>>9914917
Going to do just that. Keep your posts on topic.

>> No.9914964

>>9913529
>literally 0 mass shootings committed by illegal aliens
>literally 0 mass shootings committed by people who sneaked across the border
>the only terrorist attack was committed by people who entered the country legally via checkpoints
>I need muh guns becus muh open borders
Literally retarded.

>> No.9914970

>>9914964
Good job misconstruing the point. Open borders lead to illegal guns, he did not claim that only illegals commit shootings.

>> No.9914972

>>9914886
TIL data compiled by the FBI, DOJ, and BJS and released publicly every year is "drivel"

>> No.9914975

>>9914964
>>literally 0 mass shootings committed by people who sneaked across the border
Yes, they're not opening up on work parties or concerts.

But they are turn many parts of our southern border in to something resembling a warzone, which our media likes to ignore.

>> No.9914982

>>9914819
Imagine putting your dick in that

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>complain about politics
>Keep talking about politics
Both of you are retards obsessed with the idea of contradicting the other. Go fight elsewhere.

Back in thread : bought an autocooker Cookeo, anyone using it ?
>Cooks rice
>Vapor for fish
>Pressure cooking for vegetables
Only problem is that it takes half my kitchen table. Do you guys have similar tools in burger land ?

>> No.9914990

>>9914986
That looks really simplistic and dumb, like a Fisher Price toy. Does it have manual settings?

>> No.9914995

>>9909573
>all media is owned and controlled by two companies
>internet is censored
>speech is censored
>people actually fought to give internet providers the power to censor and suppress dissident content
>the only "choice" in elections is between two people put forth by their respective parties every 4 years
>laws are written by corporations with no input from either experts or the populace
>lawmakers can be bought openly, bribery is legal
>retards are too distracted by fabricated "librul threat" to notice they're being assraped

But sure, unlicensed guns = freedom.

>> No.9915000

>>9914970
>Open borders lead to illegal guns
What is the percentage of illegal guns that weren't manufactured and sold in America? Zero regulation on gun resales leads to illegal guns, "Mexican gun smugglers" are a red herring.

>> No.9915002

>>9914990
Yes, it kinda does but it's far from being a bad investment. It does have easy mode, you put what the ingredient is, the weight and go.
Super easy modes also, you select what dish you want to make and he bips and tells when what to add and when.
Breddy useful for beginners tbqh.

Manual mode exist of course, you can select temperature, pressure, time. Every family meal you can think of it can do I suppose.

There are shitloads of apps, sites and books dedicated to that thing.
There is a more expensive version "connected" but I don't see the interest.

>> No.9915009

>>9915002
It's $400. It may be beginner friendly but I'd still rather get a $100 pressure multi cooker and find a smartphone cookbook app with a timer and reminder to go with it.

>> No.9915013

>>9908678
Is he though?

>> No.9915014

>>9915002
>Manual mode exist of course, you can select temperature, pressure, time.
Ok, then your money was not wasted. Use the babby modes until you git gud then use it like a real person.

>> No.9915016

>>9915009
Brought mine 130€ when it was on sale. I wouldn't even consider something above 200.
What is the best pressure cooker you guys have ?

>> No.9915019

>>9914970
Actually, it's the Mexican druglords who get their guns from America. America has a thriving gun industry which directly contributes to the most significant social problem facing Mexico today.

But strong border control would be racist, so let it continue.

>> No.9915036

>>9914986
>Back in thread : bought an autocooker Cookeo, anyone using it
execute all women desu

>> No.9915061

>>9915036
I'm a dude. Been living alone for 15 years in a 24 sq m flat. I cook on weekends for the week and put everything in the fridge.
If I get a gf, I'll probably cook for real and try to make it gud but for now I just need something to help me survive.

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>>9904753
>I reinvented the spoon

>> No.9915099

>>9904806
you're not a real OG if you don't also have a laser thermometer to austically check what temperature your pans are at

>> No.9915103

>>9904883
Isn't it fun to pretend you're a TV chef and put everything in bowls.

>> No.9915108

>>9915061
execute all women and all men desu

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>>9912614

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>>9905892
>>9906937
>>9908002
>>9909094
>>9913965

>> No.9915970

>>9909566
There's no spacebar or apostrophe on that keyboard, let alone punctuation or a shift key.

>> No.9916009

>>9904753
whos the smart ass that came up with this one.

>> No.9916053

>>9905509
then use it more than once
and clean the grooves when its folded before putting it away
not hard

>> No.9916076

>>9912838
yeah to turn everyone away, that was gross

>> No.9916237

>>9904855
She can zoom to my nuts, if you know what i mean.

>> No.9916477

>>9904918
>A whole set is 100$
It's like 15$ of ingredients and a useless drop machine. You can use any random plastic syringe that'll cost 1.50$ top instead.

>>9914819
At 33s, that steak is grossly smothered in ketchup. Was the vid shot for a /ck/ meme or something?

>> No.9916492

>>9904753
>>9916009
getpolygons.com (I had to look for it in their kickstarter)

>> No.9916709

>>9915354
I keep thinking that last frame there is shopped because I don't know how the human face can do that.

>> No.9916790

>>9916709
Its not.. Apparently millennial faggots can contort their faces any shape to eat a dick (trans black preferably).
Regardless I'm trying to find the name of this faggot.
>Shirley Cheng
That's the name of the fat chink, and she works at Insider.

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>>9916709
>>9905892
>>9906937
>>9908002
>>9909094
>>9913965
Like pottery

>> No.9916826

>>9914995
>>the only "choice" in elections is between two people put forth by their respective parties every 4 years
Because the average person is a fucking retard and doesn't realize that local government impacts you the most, while Congress (elections every 2 years for most) has infinitely more power than the President.

>> No.9916894

>>9915354
is this loss

>> No.9916898

>>9904855
She can grind my nuts if you know what I mean

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>>9916790
You're trying way too hard.

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>>9905164

>> No.9916939

>>9914907
>gets told
>"U-UH LETS STAY ON TOPIC EVEN THOUGH I INSTIGATED"

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>>9916894
?
>>9916927
Already found him. Gay confirmed

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>>9916953

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>>9916973

>> No.9916980

>>9916953
>>9916973
>>9916977
We get it, shut up.

>> No.9916981

>>9907590
Wtf is a "hob"?

>> No.9916985
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>>9916977
>look at my shave line faggots. I know you want my dick

>> No.9916992
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>>9916980
No

>> No.9916993

>>9916953
>>9916973
>>9916977
>>9916985
You have a lot of images of this guy, is there something you'd like to share?

>> No.9917000
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>>9916993
I don't know him any better than you all. Just too mesmerised by his gayness.

>> No.9917088

>>9917000
Maybe that's because you're fucking gay

>> No.9917095
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>>9917088
Don't think so, anon

>> No.9917130

Why are you so obsessed with this dude? Do you want to hop on his cock?

>> No.9917449

>>9904855

I'd really like to have sex with her if you know what I mean

>> No.9917459

ITT: anon tests the waters with acting gay "as a joke"

It's ok anon, you're legal now

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>all the unitaskers ITT

>> No.9917529

>>9916492
thanks mr. not-marketer

>> No.9917737

>>9914896
That's adorable.

>> No.9917750

>>9917474
>he doesn't cover his kitchen counter in items that only have a single purpose
A specialized tool will always do it's job better than a jack of all trades.

>> No.9917926

>>9915354
Somebody needs to Loss this.

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>>9914896
Dessert.

>> No.9918327
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9918327

Got an instant pot for Christmas.

Haven't done anything other than boxed Mac n cheese and mashed potatoes but I already love this thing and I can't wait to use it more.

Suggestions on good things to make?

>> No.9918527

>>9917946
do yankees really do this?

>> No.9918575

>>9912637
>for no apparent reason
>apparent

>> No.9918992

>>9918527
OBSESSED

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>>9907968
>index of Economic Freedom
>Economic
>Free
>Kiwis

>> No.9919446

Julienne/Mandolin Iron.

OP is clearly a faggot when he's asking for "must-have" gadgets because the answer is "a knife," but a mandolin iron makes so many dishes so much easier.

>> No.9919564

>>9918327
What does it do?

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>>9907968
>Last I checked we didn't have any antifa gangs shutting down university speeches and starting riots.

That's because sheep can't start gangs, Jemaaaiine.

>> No.9919639

>>9914819

Someone's killed rodents with that thing

>> No.9920339
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Whetstone and garlic press.

>> No.9920364

>>9919564
It's an electric pressure cooker, but has presets that allow you to use it in ways you would use an electric hotplate or slow cooker as well. It's gotten high marks for safety as well so that it doesn't just explode on your ass. So as far as a unitasker goes, can do quite a bit.

>> No.9920371

>>9916981
It's wat britbongs call cooktops

>> No.9920467

>>9905295
Fire extinguisher

>> No.9920486

>>9918527
It's a jap meme started by a single autist with a thing for dolls, he made a ton of yt videos and got poplar, now the west poorly does it too on lol so quirky Japan wave

>> No.9920503

>>9904771
>food beyblade
Is this for real?

>> No.9920564

>>9905518
bullshit unitaskers made in bright plastic have been a thing for decades, and the only ones to blame for that are the fucking boomer housewives and their disposable income.
cool down on the 'tism breh

>> No.9920568

>>9906860
nigga dat's kawaii as fuck

>> No.9920575

>>9907350
is that chilli?

>> No.9920583

I got a peeler for christmas. used a knife previously and never suffered a single cut. used it for the second time yesterday and thought I had just nicked the end of my little finger. on closer inspection the fucking thing had actually gone through my fingernail. sharp as fuck. into the trash drawer it goes.

>> No.9920586

>>9915099
That's my next buy damnit.

>> No.9920612

>>9914900
>>9914972
>political discussion is not political if it's based on data
fucking retards I swear

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>>9920583
>It's a bad tool because I'm retarded

>> No.9920615

>>9905372
food processors are severely underused

>> No.9920620

>>9905845
in those cases a hand/immersion blender is the better tool

>> No.9920628

>>9904776
Let me hit that with my spice weasel! Bam!

>> No.9920630

>>9905845
>Only thing you need a small food processor for is for purees and pastes which this manual thing isn't doing for sure.
you just need to do 300 pulls anon
DYEP?

>> No.9920633

>>9920628
I appreciate this post.

>> No.9920635

>>9907229
Box graters are much easier for large batches of grated things. Plus it's extra satisfying when you pull up the grater and there's a big pile of happy cheese underneath.

>> No.9920646

>>9904724

I just bought one of these on amazon because of OP.

Well done. You deserve a sheckle.

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>>9907968
>Last I checked we didn't have any antifa gangs shutting down university speeches and starting riots.

Antifa, BLM, Westbourhoug Bapstis, & the KKK

Looks like hate groups are still going strong in modern day 'Merica

>> No.9920704

>>9920575
seized chocolate

>> No.9920995

>>9905518
Unitaskers exited before infommercials and TV with over 5 channels.

>> No.9921237

>>9920339
When do you use garlic press again? Does it have different flavor when you use it compared to regular chopping?

>> No.9921263

>>9921237
Yeah mashing garlic super fucking hard is like an auto-mince and breaks more of the cell walls so you get a nice big boi garlic taste. You smash then you just mince once or twice with the knife to break everything up.

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sock puppet

>> No.9921513

>>9921471
>sock puppet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kiv7DQq40UY

>> No.9921543

>>9907129
>>9907108
OBSESSED

>> No.9921544

>>9920646
>thread is just a As Seen on TV shilling

stay frosty, ck

>> No.9921556

>>9907968
>Last I checked we didn't have any antifa gangs shutting down university speeches and starting riots.
Ummmm, what? Arent most of these riots and protests Antifa and/or nigs?

>> No.9921568

>>9915097
Like you thought of it, anon..

>> No.9921729

>>9921556
No, they're mostly alt-right nazi kkk Spencer faggots with a few alzheimers ridden WWII vets who forgot they fought against nazis thrown in for good measure.

>> No.9921747

>>9921729
Yeah sure the people who get permits to do demonstrations and try to work with the police are the ones doing the rioting.

That makes lots of sense.

>> No.9921776

>>9921747
Dont mind him, he's been brainwashed by fake news and reddit

>> No.9921790

>>9915099
I use a laser thermometer to check my pan temps all the time, I am trying to quit using it, I feel like it is keeping me from developing instincts.

>> No.9921812

>>9921790
It's a bit autistic but much more reliable than judging by the shimmer/liquidity of the oil, smoke(or lack thereof) and smoke color/density, and my quick go-to: flick a few drops (JUST A LITTLE BIT) of water into the pan and see how it sizzles

>no sizzle
pan cold
>lil sizzle
Pan low-med
>big sizzle
Pan med-high
>floating water beads
2 hot

>> No.9921846

>>9921729
>>9921747
>>9921776
>>9921790
>>9921812
>>>/int/

>> No.9922200

>>9920486
They're Korean actually

>> No.9922858

>>9908080
nyet

>> No.9923467

>>9905164
EGG DILDOS