al/ck/ alcoholism thread

[Anonymous No.9948920]

last one >>9941698

>trying to stay sober edition

[Anonymous No.9948922]

>>9948920
op here, how do you guys like my drawing

[Anonymous No.9948935]

it's a newww bread
it's a newwww bread

we gonna hang out cuz it's a NEW BREAD BABY TONITE

[Anonymous No.9948943]

>>9948922
hahahaha fuck that was an actual kek had by me, did u actually make this?

[Anonymous No.9948955]

>>9948943
haha yea, took me like ten minutes in paint

[Anonymous No.9948956]

>>9948922
DELET

[Anonymous No.9948965]

>>9948922
for christ's sake the look on his face, im crying

[Anonymous No.9948966]

>>9948922
also open to any edits, I like this minor one

[Anonymous No.9948984]

>>9948966
give him some shakey vibration lines around his hands / arms / shoulders

[Anonymous No.9949009]

Give me a beginner's on Japanese whiskey, seems like good shit but as a Floridafag importing is expensive as fuck. What can I look for locally that's pretty good? Not really an alcoholic, just drink during events and I'd like to get an alcohol collection going

[Anonymous No.9949015]

>>9949009
You need an alcohol thread, not an alcoholic thread.

[Anonymous No.9949022]

>>9949015
Should I start my own?

[Anonymous No.9949028]

>>9949022
yes start a whiskey thread, this is basically a 1.75 L smirnoff or 24 pack of miller lite thread, we lost the ability / desire to give a shit about taste or quality a long time ago

[Anonymous No.9949034]

also anyone looking to kill some time should download nuclear throne on steam. 12 bucks right now and hours of entertainment with no real plot so it doesn't matter if you're drinking

[Anonymous No.9949035]

>>9949028
>tfw go to the store and literally grab 3 bottles of red wine at absolute random, cannot taste a difference anymore, just looking forward to the fear going away after the first one and feeling good after the second

[Anonymous No.9949036]

>>9949022
You’re not likely to get the help you’re looking for in a thread full of people who’ve all at least once, pissed in their booze jug not their piss jug, then, well, not wasted it regardless.

[Anonymous No.9949038]

>>9949022

There's a bourbon general on the catalog right now. They might know something about drinkable jap whiskey.

[Anonymous No.9949047]

>>9949028

>Smirnoff

Fucking richfags, I swear.

[Anonymous No.9949050]

>>9949028
Oh okay, yeah this is definitely not what I'm looking for. Thanks for what help you gave though anon!

[Anonymous No.9949051]

>>9949035
Red wine is a fucker, loaded with congeners which will make you feel even more dire than you already do. It’s why so many alcks drink vodka, it’s about as clean a poison as you can get.

[Anonymous No.9949052]

20th for banging techno tunes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK5IcSw17qs

[Anonymous No.9949057]

>>9949009
just to slightly defend al/ck/'s honor, i'll give it a shot

suntory has a good line-up, such as hibiki and yamazaki

cheaper brands in japan include just straight suntory whiskey (kaku) and nikka, the higher end stuff is more common in the US than the rotgut whiskey japanese salarymen drink in their bars

[Anonymous No.9949060]

>>9949047
Yeah it was always kamchatka or heaven hill for me.

[Anonymous No.9949074]

>>9949057
My mom drank Hibiki a lot, I think I'll go for it.

[Anonymous No.9949078]

>>9949057

I wonder if the jap chans have Al/ck/ threads? Seems like being a functioning alcoholic is mandatory if you want to move up the ladder as a salaryman.

[Anonymous No.9949087]

>>9948922
>wojalk

[Anonymous No.9949088]

>>9949078
probably. it's called 酒中毒 or 酒の依存性 in Japanese. could google for it.

[Anonymous No.9949102]

>>9948922
I need to see the al/ck/ femanon version of this

[Anonymous No.9949103]

Do you hide alcohol?

[Anonymous No.9949106]

I hope /alck/ likes tehcno cos I'll spam it over the next hour https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QPrJa7z12s

Pretty fucked tbhfinished the thatchers drinkig my ukranian vodka now

[Anonymous No.9949118]

>>9949103
I used to have all manner of complicated ways to hide/smuggle booze. Not as ingenious as the guy who buried bottles in houseplants leaving just the cap exposed, and drank them with a straw when nobody was looking, or the dude who hid vodka in a hosepipe.

[Anonymous No.9949120]

>>9949103

Nope. You know keeping bottles around is just asking for you to drink it all in one sitting.

[Anonymous No.9949123]

>>9948922
Kek me irl

[Anonymous No.9949130]

>>9949088
i found a forum, literally the same shit as on here

https://mevius.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/utu/1513760424/l50

"i slipped up over new years and the WD's are killing me."
"i am drinking starting now."
"i made it a week but this is the limit of my endurance, this is a living hell."

[Anonymous No.9949139]

>>9949103
Vodka in a plastic water bottle to go out. Often with a water bottle too, to stay hydrated.
In my place too, had an emergency bottle, and then had an emergency emergency bottle too.

[Anonymous No.9949152]

>>9949103
used to go into work with 2 vodka mini bottles strapped into each inner blazer pocket, don't miss those days tho

[Anonymous No.9949177]

>>9949152

When I was a young delinquent I had to go to court and my public defender had bloodshot eyes and smelled like he had killed a bottle of wine before work.

[Anonymous No.9949184]

>>9949130
Yup, pretty much identical, lol

[Anonymous No.9949187]

Perfect vodka desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86LpYNXUrDE

[Anonymous No.9949189]

>>9949177
I have to drink at least 175ml if I’m in court, or I just stand there throwing up, unable to speak

[Anonymous No.9949227]

Have you ever developed any new phobias after DT’s? I never gave a fuck about needles before, in fact I used to self-harm and inject heroin, but now they scare me to death. Since hallucinations and psychosis, i can no longer even watch horror movies, even though rekt threads never used to bother me. Everything just scares me half to death now. Even kids cartoons can make me gasp with fear if something even remotely sinister comes on.

[Anonymous No.9949254]

>>9949227

What do you hate more; liquor or dope?

[Anonymous No.9949257]

>>9949177
Being a PD is one of the most horrendously soul-crushing jobs

[Anonymous No.9949273]

>>9949254
Booze, by miles. I’ve never really given a shit about smack, even when I was physically addicted to it. I can take it or leave it.

[Anonymous No.9949275]

>>9948922
well it's certainly an accurate rendering, i'll say that much

[Anonymous No.9949282]

Trying to dry out, all I can say is thank fuck for klonopin

[Anonymous No.9949286]

Gonna play a game of cs after 12 cans of thatchers lol wish me luck

[Anonymous No.9949287]

>>9949227
I can't stand scary movies either, and I think I developed emetophobia (puking) during my pancreatitis bouts.

[Anonymous No.9949313]

>>9949287
I used to enjoy them, but it’s like there’s an intense feeling of fear in my chest at all times, which is ready with the tiniest provocation, to absolutely explode and make me gasp/scream/run. Maybe I have ptsd or something, because anything which gives me even the tiniest glimpse of a reminder of DT’s, and I’m likely to run screaming into traffic just to escape the feeling

[Anonymous No.9949383]

>look through phone’s pic album
>there’s a pic of me holding a bottle of vodka in a cinema 4 days ago
>no memory of even leaving the house
Ok then.

[Anonymous No.9949400]

>>9949383
fucking been there

[Anonymous No.9949478]

Fuck it then. 3.20am, nowhere near drunk enough to sleep, guess I’ll wake up and have a coffee. Trying to sleep is just making me twitchy.

[Anonymous No.9949532]

>>9949383
same except with a stranger's dick in my mouth

[Anonymous No.9949635]

This is probably a stupid fucking question, but how worth it is to try and drink mouthwash to get drunk? The teens at the shelter I used to work out would do it all the time and I thought they were idiots, before I became an idiot alcoholic myself.

I still live with my parents and they've been incredibly iffy on what I buy and bring into the house - they confronted me about the amount of alcohol I'm bringing in today.

[Anonymous No.9949653]

>>9949635
tip 1 don't drink FUCKING MOUTHWASH jesus
tip 2 don't live with your parents
tip 3 touch ur peen instead of drinking, works wonders

[Anonymous No.9949656]

V>hennesy


dont bother with the 40 dollar shit, svedka is a mans home. i assure you.....fuck

[Anonymous No.9949659]

>>9949653
Tip 2 is easier said than done. Where I live is the third highest place to rent in in my country, and I don't exactly have a high paying job despite it being in my field of choice.

And damn, I'm desperate. I guess I could start sneaking it in but mouthwash just looks so inviting sometimes.

[Anonymous No.9949664]

>>9949659
ur better of going with delsyuim....or whatever the cough syrup is called. its cheaper and gets you more fucked up.

[Anonymous No.9949670]

>>9949659
Scope is supposed to be better than Listerine. Though if you go there Listerine route, yellow is better than blue. That said, don't drink mouthwash.

[Anonymous No.9949671]

>>9949635
Just smuggle it in. Basket out your window with fishing line attached. New bottle pulled in, old one lowered down.

[Anonymous No.9949673]

>>9949659
dude are you even al/ck/? where are your sneaking skills?

mini bottles in the pockets, flask in the back pocket, always plastic never glass, leave some in your car then go out and get it later with an excuse, etc etc etc,

[Anonymous No.9949677]

>>9949635
As an alcoholic hiding it from his parents i can give you some advice. First off, you don't need to drink mouthwash. Do you have your own car? If so, keep your booze out there. You should do things like buying a bottle of water, drinking it, then filling it with gin/water. Another thing is buying half-pints. They fit in your pockets. The cashier gives you weird looks if you insist on two half-pints instead of a full one but fuck him. Yea, so generally, smuggle booze in non-booze containers.

[Anonymous No.9949680]

>>9949659
Do your parents sit in the living room all day watching you come and go or something?

[Anonymous No.9949686]

>>9949677
>gin/water

Meant gin/vodka

[Anonymous No.9949689]

>>9949673

Never thought about that. I'm kind of fucking stupid.

>>9949677

Good idea.

>>9949680

Actually, pretty much. They pretty much live in there and the times when I enter the house, they're for sure there and always stop me.

[Anonymous No.9949745]

>>9949689
dude if it hasn't gotten so bad that you haven't thought of these things yourself just stop while you're ahead

[Anonymous No.9949793]

>>9949189
Have you thrown up in a courtroom before?

[Anonymous No.9949803]

buddy got me a bottle of this for christmas, anyone know if it's good?

[Anonymous No.9949804]

>>9949793
Nah, I’ve always gone in after drinking 35-70cl of vodka

[Anonymous No.9949811]

>>9949803
Is there alcohol in it?

[Anonymous No.9949816]

>>9949745
Also really this.
I remember when I was hardcore physically addicted like 4 years ago, it was like I was filling up containers and stashing them everywhere out of pure instinct.
If it hasn't occurred to you how to sneak liquor literally everywhere, and I seriously mean every god damn place you will ever be, stop drinking before you've gotten to that point.

[Anonymous No.9949821]

>>9949803
Take it to bourbon thread, whiskey is also discussed there. This is poorfag land where it's alcohol>taste

[Anonymous No.9949829]

>>9949816
Ever try any of these?
http://www.archiviocaltari.it/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Jack-Luger-The-big-book-of-secret-hiding-places-copia.pdf

[Anonymous No.9949831]

>Hour 26 of being sober
>Anxiety and guilt are starting to wash in
Real close to breaking and getting a 40 to calm down

[Anonymous No.9949838]

>>9948920
Day 8 of sobriety. Never made it past 2 before in over a decade.

Feeling good. But I can't sleep.

[Anonymous No.9949840]

>>9949838
go to a doctor and get some fucking ambien before you relapse, insomnia is a big indicator of relapse likelihood

[Anonymous No.9949846]

Any of you nerds like to watch movies? There's still one place left in my city that rents movies and I've been going there a lot recently. watched Roman Polanski's 'Repulsion' last night. It was suprisingly intense for a film from 1965. Watched Jacob's Ladder this morning which I've seen before but I was pretty drunk so I didn't remember most of it. Watched The Wicker Man (the original one) tonight while drinking wine and making soup. I've also got Rosemary's Baby and The Night of the Hunter (which I think an anon mentioned a couple threads ago) which I'm probably going to plow through tomorrow.

I'm on a big psychological horror/thriller kick right now. For some reason actually going out and renting movies and watching them is more flfilling than just watching youtube videos every night.

Next trip to the movie store I think I'm going to get Tarkovsky's Solaris and Polanski's third film in the Apartment trilogy, depending on whether or not Rosemary's Baby is any good. Any suggestions for other things I should rent?

Sorry I know this is off topic but I'm drunk and /tv/ is literal shit

[Anonymous No.9949849]

>>9949838
The insomnia is a real pain, just goes on and on. The only thing which helps me is getting really high, but that shit isn’t cheap in dumbfuckqueenistan where it’s illegal

[Anonymous No.9949854]

>>9949840
I dunno I have great sober sleeps from day one and I still manage to relapse almost immediately

[Anonymous No.9949861]

>>9949804
Oh so you were just saying that you WOULD puke, I get it.

[Anonymous No.9949862]

>>9949846
I've been renting too anon!

Watched the original All Quiet On the Western Front a few weeks ago. Before that Rear Window. Thoroughly enjoyed them both.

[Anonymous No.9949870]

>>9949861
Yeah I should have said “i’d“, I.e hypothetically

[Anonymous No.9949886]

>>9949862
oh man yeah I forgot about Hitchcock. Rear Window sounds good. I watched The Birds and Psycho when I was like 14 or 15 but that's it.
Was the All Quiet film made by a German? I want to read the book.

[Anonymous No.9949895]

>>10000000

[Anonymous No.9949904]

>>9949904

[Anonymous No.9949929]

>>9949904
noice

[Anonymous No.9949936]

>>9948966
change the smirnoff to antifreeze
add an >tfw no sloppy, goofy low self-esteem alck gf

[Anonymous No.9949953]

>>9949886
I believe so Erich Maria Remarch or something like. Book is very good too.

[Anonymous No.9949965]

>>9948966
>is that guy drinking top shelf vodka? what a fag
>woke up with another cut i cant explain
>how am i going to take off these pants without anyone noticing
>tfw dick still works

[Anonymous No.9949972]

>>9949965
fucking kek too close to home

[Anonymous No.9949986]

>>9949965
>>9949936

[Anonymous No.9949995]

>>9948966
>not a fan of these random noises
>pretty sure i didnt shit myself
>is she using a chaser?
>the only thing i chase is braphogs and anime characters

[Anonymous No.9950003]

>>9949965
>>9949986
>>9949995

these are good but it makes him seem too functional, i like the original...just piss and vomit and withdrawals and help me

[Anonymous No.9950006]

>>9949846
i watched eyes wide shut recently, not a good movie if you're having the fear but great if drunk

[Anonymous No.9950007]

>>9949986
>are they staring at me?
>tfw blacking out
>i hope when i sleep tonight i don't wake up

[Anonymous No.9950008]

>>9949986
>was that a fly in the corner of my vision or a hallucination
>is there music playing the next room?
>tfw all these people know me and idk who they are

>>>9949995
pic related is template, go to town al/ck/

[Anonymous No.9950027]

>>9949846
i really liked Birdman. Its best if you watch it without knowing anything about it

[Anonymous No.9950040]

>>9949838
That's great, man, I'm on day 10 and never made it past 3 since 2011. Have you tried the alcohol-free ZzzQuil? That's been working so far for insomnia and feels kinda good.

[Anonymous No.9950051]

>>9950040
anyone else get horrific restless legs from this shit?
if the whole world was like me this wouldn't be on the market, it literally has the opposite effect on me

[Anonymous No.9950071]

>>9950008
would make one of these but gimp sucks all the ass in the known universe
>>9950003
idk theyre all pretty barebones and extremely sloppy alck feels that you feel during hangovers or withdrawals. the original is fine though

[Anonymous No.9950083]

>>9950051
I've read that that's an effect from high doses. Did you drink a lot of it?

[Anonymous No.9950103]

>>9950083
not really. i think it's any dose.

random citation
https://vanwinkles.com/why-do-certain-medications-make-rls-worse

[Anonymous No.9950139]

>>9950040
>Active Ingredients (in each caplet) (Purpose)
>Diphenhydramine HCI 25mg (Nighttime sleep-aid)

literally just 1 benadryl
what retard buys this shit

[Anonymous No.9950165]

>>9950139
grandmas probably
actually thats probably not even true, grandmas get all the benzos they fucking want

[Anonymous No.9950211]

Quit drinking after the 31st. Can't handle the depression I get after drinking anymore. Plus I can get called out to work at any time so I kinda had to anyway

Shit sucks. Almost all my friends still drink every time we hang out and the temptation is a bitch.

when does it get better, al/ck/?

[Anonymous No.9950224]

Guise I'm in a business incubator (free shared office) cause I'm running a small tech startup.
It comes with like a free beverage station for everyone to share, it has a beer tap serving high quality locally brewed beer in there.
Semi-tempted to bring in a few empty vodka bottles and fill up and take 'er home.

[Anonymous No.9950228]

>>9950211
when you get new friends who aren't drinkers.
when you leverage your sobriety into productivity, and find new meaning in life through productivity.

t'aint easy but you can do it.

I'm not productive when sober, at all.

[Anonymous No.9950230]

>>9948920
It sucks

[Anonymous No.9950236]

>>9949034
Yes

[Anonymous No.9950249]

>>9948920
Been abstaining so haven't been in one of these thread for a while.
Only had 1 bottle of bourbon since October 30th and 72 beers since December 16th.
Do really feel like a bottle of bourbon though. No idea why. Last few days I've just felt kinda down and found myself feeling like it.

[Anonymous No.9950320]

Day 7 of no drink 2018

so far consumed: five sixers of miller, four cocktails, and seven shots.

[Anonymous No.9950350]

>>9950320
I've had 2.5 handles. Less than normal. Don't up just try to make it less than the day before. There's no pressure, just a little less, a little slower.

Try starting a little later and ending a little quicker. And don't stress, just remember you have other things to do but it's okay to drink, just preferably less than the day before.

[Anonymous No.9950351]

>>9949034
>12 bucks right now

negro i dont even play free games

[Anonymous No.9950430]

goddamit I posted this in the dead bread but
quick al/ck/ I've had a bad cold and pneumonia over the past two weeks but I'm finally feeling better.
Should I get drunk y/y?

[Anonymous No.9950438]

>>9950430
No.

[Anonymous No.9950463]

>>9950320

every fucking weekend I'll down at least 1,4 L of Bourbon, plus a cask of beer...I don't know how I'm surviving, but I still do..weirdest shit is, under the week I don't have a craving for alc, at all. But come friday, all my inner hell somehow breaks loose..

[Anonymous No.9950481]

>>9950438
Shit okay. I'll wait another couple days when I'm sure I'll be able to hold it down. Not having a drink for two weeks is killing me.

[Anonymous No.9950530]

My last binge ended me in the psych ward, because the cops thought I tried to kill myself. I'm finally fucking done. Good luck with whatever you decide guys.

[Anonymous No.9950548]

>>9950530
you're a bad drunk, probably should quit.

[Anonymous No.9950705]

>>9948920
Piece of shit here, is there such a thing as Butterscotch Alcohol and if so which one do you recommend? Thank you.

[Anonymous No.9950713]

>>9950705
schnapps good enough for you?

[Anonymous No.9950821]

>>9949009
Imitation scotch at a higher price, it will be good, you just could have bought real scotch or bourbon instead.

[Anonymous No.9950829]

>>9949286
Thatchers gold, damn i miss the uk supermarket booze.

[Anonymous No.9950837]

>>9949635
That would be an expensive way to not get drunk.
I couldn't imagine the minty shits.

[Anonymous No.9950861]

>>9950713
Butterscotch schnapps is a thing. Alternatively make your own butterscotch vodka.

1. break butterscotch candies down in a food processor to as small as possible pieces. The smaller, the better.
2. Combine with your favorite high-proof vodka.
3. Store in a cool, dark place. Shake daily. Should take about a week for the butterscotch to dissolve.

[Anonymous No.9950882]

>>9950481
Might as well quit at this point desu.

[Anonymous No.9950890]

>>9950861
forgot
4. Strain back into your original bottle.

[Anonymous No.9951290]

>>9949313
I'm pretty sure withdrawals are traumatic enough to give PTSD.

>>9950481
>Not having a drink for two weeks is killing me.
You went through the hardest part, don't relapse for some PAWS.

[Anonymous No.9951439]

I got hammered and left my whole case of beer in the freezer.
It is slushy.
I need a beer now.
Can I microwave it on low? to thaw it out?
or is it gonna be vomit inducing mess

[Anonymous No.9951442]

>>9951439
nevermind im cutting the tops off the cans and eating the slush

[Anonymous No.9951464]

>>9951442
Nevermind this is terrible
If my phone was charged yall would see the dumbest picture of a bud-ice slushie

[Anonymous No.9951470]

>>9951464
I had this problem the other day, I ran them under really hot water and they went from beer slushie to mostly beer in a few mins

[Anonymous No.9951471]

>>9948920
Literally waiting for the store to open so I can get a bottle of Yukon Jack.

[Anonymous No.9951490]

>>9949664

smoke some weed as it kicks in, get transported to the dextroverse

[Anonymous No.9951498]

>>9951470
REALLY?
Imma do that
Be back with a report in a few minutes.

[Anonymous No.9951500]

>>9951490
3rd plateau is fucking wild.
Meditating during a 3rd p trip is absolutely breath-taking.
it is great.

[Anonymous No.9951502]

>>9950211
You realise how much better life is when you don’t feel like utter shit every fucking day. Even something as simple as going to the shop and having a conversation with the teller, without sweating bullets and being paranoid as fuck about being anxious all the fucking time feels amazing

[Anonymous No.9951536]

>>9951439
>microwave an aluminum can
This is still a cooking board. How did it not occur to you to thaw something with water, before it occurred to you to ruin your microwave?

[Anonymous No.9951537]

>>9951470
>>9951498
Fuck I left it under hot water too long and now the beer is hotter than sin.
Imma just grab a different one.
try again

[Anonymous No.9951541]

>>9951536
Drunk can't think straight
Thawing never occurred to me
gnomes are in my brain

[Anonymous No.9951557]

>>9951541
>>9951537
If it's that bad, try another method.
Don't put it under running hot water,. Submerge it in a bowl of moderately hot water, and you will get something roughly room temperature in a couple minutes, without the risk of it becoming too hot to drink. If it's not going fast enough, wiggle it a bit, but not too much.

[Anonymous No.9951562]

okay it worked this time.
Beer is no longer slushie.
But bad news....
This is my last beer
and shops arent selling alc for 2 hours.
Ill be fine. Cooking attempting to cook a full english breakfast with half the ingredients.
in a toaster oven

>>9951557
nah man it worked the second time.

[Anonymous No.9951611]

>be drunk
>eat one bite of a mouldy peach every couple of days, throw up

>sober up
>orange and thyme slow-roast chicken, tenderstem broccoli steamed with garlic and rosemary - mashed up, add chicken stock pot, serve. Roast carrots with butter and thyme, fried onions with garlic and coriander
>gravy made from orange and thyme roasting juices, pour over all
>peel and core pears, poach in a fragrant mix of cinnamon, ginger, orange, star anise, nutmeg, vanilla and honey, core stuffed with cherries and raisins, served on a bed of mango purée and yogurt

[Anonymous No.9951621]

>>9951611
Chicken and fruit do not go together.
That also that sounds absurd, it has way too many flavors.
Cinnamon ginger, orange , anise , vanilla , cherry and raisin with mango?
What the fuck
I would have to taste it in person to understand I guess.
But your flavor profile is all over the place.
Was it good?

[Anonymous No.9951623]

I do enjoy Chicken n Broccoli though so bonus points for that.

[Anonymous No.9951628]

>>9951621
Yeah it’s great, I’ve dine it multiple times. The pears are my adaptation of this...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JBMzAI27Kuw
And chicken goes really well with orange

[Anonymous No.9951629]

>>9951621
I think orange only went with the chicken. The rest sounds like some crazy poached pears recipe. Orange goes with duck at least. Chicken and apple sausages are popular too.

[Anonymous No.9951631]

>>9948955

fucking excellent

[Anonymous No.9951632]

>>9951628
I wish Megan would lick my lollipop ;_;

[Anonymous No.9951635]

>>9951629
oh okay.
Thanks for the explanation because I was baffled.
That makes more sense.
except
EVEN for poached pears that is absurd, too many flavors.

[Anonymous No.9951640]

>>9951635
Honestly I don’t think so, it has an intense Christmasy flavour and right now my entire house smells like spices. I could eat the delicious bastards every day. The star anise dust on top is the most dominant and delicious flavour, but the rest is still great

[Anonymous No.9951656]

>>9951640
I'll just take your word for it friend.

[Anonymous No.9951849]

What is it about music that makes me want to run for the nearest bottle? Why don’t normies have to put up with this torture?

[Anonymous No.9951906]

Haven't drank since new year's day lads. I'm not going to quit, i've just been sick as fuck with a cold. But I'm going to try and cut back massively this year. Good luck everyone

[Anonymous No.9951933]

Sitting at Walmart at 730 waiting on an oil change. Need to go to liquor store immediately after. Not as bad as yesterday though. The fuzziness is still present and sleeping went poorly but what does one expect from drinking poison for so long? Hoping I can do 3 beers today, 2 tomorrow, 1 after that, and sober up for a while.

[Anonymous No.9951974]

>>9951849

That's hardcore clinical depression. I know it well.

He's some simple shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7qQ6_RV4VQ

leonard cohen everybody knows of course..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lin-a2lTelg

From there it gets fancy. I can post those as well.

[Anonymous No.9951981]

>>9951849

This is my most modern favourite.

Listen to this one and try not to do the worst.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gszo2e2npkE

[Anonymous No.9951984]

>>9951500
i remember going through some sort of ego death like experience one time, robotripping was my favorite thing to do for a while

[Anonymous No.9952086]

>>9951632
Nom nom nom

[Anonymous No.9952119]

Shedding a tear for my old room mate from detox. I'll never forget how hard I laughed at when you called the crack addicted hooker who kept farting the "biggest bird in the yard" or when I got kicked out you pan handled to get me some money to get rid of the shakes

32 times is too many to land up in jail but at least now your free. Rest in peace you crazy fucker

[Anonymous No.9952130]

>>9952119
How did you get kicked out of detox?

[Anonymous No.9952135]

Kicked out for drinking. Its pretty common

[Anonymous No.9952146]

>>9952135
First time I went to detox I smuggled a load of coke in. Don’t know what I was thinking.

[Anonymous No.9952162]

I remember a girl smoking crack in the bathroom. She's doing great now tho

[Anonymous No.9952180]

>>9952162
Crack is easier to kick than coffee. It’s only when I’m high on it that I crave more. A few drinks for the comedown and I can leave it without a second thought.

[Anonymous No.9952209]

Yeah ive done crack while on booze bringers and never managed to be addicted. I'm an alcoholic but she was a true crack head. Would be wired all Fkn night pissing everyone off. A few meds and a couple months later she's a totally different person. See her at NA meetings

[Anonymous No.9952228]

Tfw solid shits and sleeping through the night again

[Anonymous No.9952263]

>>9952228
Right on brother. I'm on day 8 myself. Been sober since New Year's Day. First couple days were miserable but now I'm pretty much back to normal.

[Anonymous No.9952268]

Yeah. Wing kicked out is common. Is like a reunion there, you get to know the regulars. I've been kicked out 5 times. Seen people have drug dealers as visitors. You don't snitch them out, we all relapse

[Anonymous No.9952330]

>>9952263
First few days were so bad. Feeling okay now though. I think my BP is still fucked though.

Don't ever wanna do wd again. Nice job man. You going to meetings

[Anonymous No.9952340]

>>9952228
>>9952263
PSA: Don't start drinking again because you feel good now. Remind yourself of the hell 100x a day

[Anonymous No.9952345]

Feel like I want a gf now that I’m making big steps towards never drinking at all, but is it even possible to date without alcohol? Every conceivable dating venue is saturated with booze. Getting bored with fucking hookers.

[Anonymous No.9952350]

>Buy and drink one beer
>First sip feels so damn good
>Halfway through the can get an intense urge to go and buy a bottle of booze
So this is the point where I should admit I am an addict? Runs in the family on both sides too.

[Anonymous No.9952358]

>>9952263
day 107. Still have pot. Also have a big bottle of mouthwash in the house for first time in forever because girlfriend REALLY does not understand the nature of my "sonofabitch, give me a drink" illness.

[Anonymous No.9952379]

>>9952345
>Every conceivable dating venue is saturated with booze
Can you conceivably go to a bar and not drink alcohol? Or go to places you would have never gone to as an alkie?

>>9952358
Buy her non-alcoholic mouthwash, trash the boozy one.

[Anonymous No.9952382]

>>9949653

When I was in boot camp, lots of recruits would get drunk off mouthwash. I never did, but apparently you had to drink like 3 or 4 bottles of it to get a good drunk going.

Years later, I realized that the brand of mouthwash we had in there, contained no alcohol. I think the dumb fucks were basically just poisoning themselves and thinking they were drunk.

[Anonymous No.9952389]

I think meetings are a must. If I could do it alone then why'd I take so many years of hell to do it?

[Anonymous No.9952394]

dude ditch the mouthwash. I won't even use hand sanitizer..

[Anonymous No.9952397]

>>9952382
Reminds me of a book I read about Stalingrad. When the russians ran out of vodka, they'd drink antifreeze and claim that it worked. I mean, a lot got sick or died, but apparently it does have drunk like effects. Most probably didn't mind dying or getting sent to a hospital either, seeing how Stalingrad was hell on earth.

Antifreeze (propylene glycol) is an ingredient in most mouthwashes.

[Anonymous No.9952407]

>>9952389
I've been sober for about 2 years. Not big into meetings myself. I went for about a year, I think it helped in maybe a minor way, but in no way was it essential to my recovery.

Everybody is different though. Everybody's addiction is different. If the meetings help you, then fuck yeah use them. If not...then you need to find the thing that does.

[Anonymous No.9952528]

The meetings help in the way that not wanting to have to go to meetings becomes one more reason not to drink.

[Anonymous No.9952555]

It took me about a year to show up sober to a meeting. I would go absolutely hammered. Had guys sign their name and number in the big book and gave it to me free

As drunk as I was, for that one hour I was there I wouldn't have a bottle in my hand

[Anonymous No.9952560]

>>9948920

> tfw I'm trying to quit drinking and my boss just brought me a bottle of Laphroaig as a gift

[Anonymous No.9952594]

>>9949130
I feel a strange camaraderie knowing that there are al/ck/ japs shitposting on the other side of the world right now

[Anonymous No.9952595]

>>9952560
Unless your having dt's dump that shit out. I did it once. Hated myself right after but it was the right choice

[Anonymous No.9952605]

weird knowing theirs Asian allies out there. I've gone to aa for a long time and it's always whites, natives, the very rare black guy and one guy who's straight up Jew. Got the long curls and everything. Good guy

[Anonymous No.9952621]

>>9948922
me on the upper left

[Anonymous No.9952663]

5th day sober, first day of the Smirnoffbro gut repair diet.

I'm completely straight edge now, no smokes, coffee or whatever. Feels weirdly lucid and peaceful but also empty.

[Anonymous No.9952780]

>>9952605
Well they exist, but obviously a lot are probably in their home countries. The East Asians who come to the west are usually really competent and ambitious and have a lot of reasons for living and succeeding, such as supporting families back home or raising children

[Anonymous No.9952787]

>>9949087
Well done.

[Anonymous No.9952793]

>>9952780
True, plus they have to go back.

White countries for White Al/ck/oholics.

[Anonymous No.9952825]

>>9952605
My group had our one black guy too. There might have been one more.
Mostly mine was men and a surprising amount of women, all white, all ages.

[Anonymous No.9952842]

>>9952825
Without getting too /pol/ up I’m here why are al/ck/s all fucking white?!

Seems like something we should look into especially the /pol/tards, gotta save the whites man

[Anonymous No.9952846]

>>9952842
>gotta save the whites man

fuck white people. libs & republicans. fuck you all.

[Anonymous No.9952870]

>>9952846
Ok sorry bro let’s get back to regular al/ck/ talk

[Anonymous No.9952885]

Booze is a white mans poison. Blacks drinking malt liquor is a meme. Oh no I drank a 40oz. And asians are amateur hour.

[Anonymous No.9952915]

>>9952842
Self-preservation.

I recon the blacks either don't care or aren't willing to accept help.

[Anonymous No.9952949]

I never see Nogs at the liquor store. Been into drugs and they aren't in the scene there, really. They love weed but that's about it. Never seen a black hooked on heroin

But us whites might be bad but holy shit are natives ever worse. We literally fucked their shit up

[Anonymous No.9952957]

>>9952885
>Booze is a white mans poison

lol. Yes. you white people are the only people that drink. gotta own that too, hungh?

[Anonymous No.9952964]

>>9952957
>insecure asian detected

[Anonymous No.9952985]

Fuck off Chang. You ha e two shots and are red enough to pass as a tomato

Go take some MDMA with nyugen and shut up

[Anonymous No.9953046]

>had a seizure or passed out or something
>come to hours later having hit my head
grim

[Anonymous No.9953072]

I'm on day 10 of a bender. I've been trying to watch GDQ.

[Anonymous No.9953086]

>conv. store closed for renovations today
>can't get my daily choccy milk

[Anonymous No.9953090]

>house tour was cancelled today
>gf is leaving for a week
>it’s gonna be me, doggo and my cats
Let’s get shitty.
I’m gonna grow out my facial hair, sleep all day, only drink malk for food, and fucking hammer down some booze for a week straight.

[Anonymous No.9953105]

>>9953086
Please stop posting and saying “choccy”. I’m the anon that positively responded to you yesterday and said I chase with it occasionally, but now you sound like a fag. It is spelled chocolate and not everyone has to talk like a child to fit in here.
It’s even worse than people that say “brekki” instead of breakfast.

[Anonymous No.9953109]

>>9953090
is this 1.75l boi?

you should use this as an opportunity to cut back, if anything. nobody likes watching someone slowly kill themselves

[Anonymous No.9953113]

>>9953105
Please don't be mean.

[Anonymous No.9953136]

>>9952949

I used to see them all the time at the liquor store. The guys usually wanting to start a fight or something, the girls just acting very bizarre.

I posted this in another thread, but fuck it I'll post it here too.

The liquor store I used to go to was in the back of a supermarket, you had to walked through the whole supermarket to get to it. So I bought a bottle (I was already wasted for like 2 days of course), and was walking back out through the store, and I got up by the checkout counters and out of nowhere this homeless looking black lady appeared.

She looked at my brown bag and just smiled ear to ear, then ran up to me and started dancing. So....I just started dancing with her too.

Then, we popped the top off the bottle and us two were dancing in this supermarket checkout area, and sipping off the bottle. There had to be like 50 people there, all pretending not to see us. Even the security guard pretended to not see anything.

Then....I don't fucking remember what happened next. I was just in my car, driving home, taking pulls off the vodka.

[Anonymous No.9953155]

>>9952397
Propylene glycol is completely non toxic, it's only used as antifreeze because it has a very low freezing point.

[Anonymous No.9953164]

>>9953155

No it's not. It's VERY toxic. It's only about 1/4 as toxic as ethylene glycol, which is why is generally advertised as being safer, but it's far from non toxic. I think a standard drinking glass of pure PG would kill your ass dead.

The concentrations you find in mouthwash are so minuscule, and you're not supposed to drink mouthwash, so it's no big deal. You know...unless of course you drink like 3 or 4 bottles of the stuff...

[Anonymous No.9953178]

>>9953164
I have used (slammed a full bottle) of scope while weening after a week long vodka bender. Works way better than beer, but hard to avoid getting drunk off of. You don't know shit about balls faggot.

[Anonymous No.9953195]

>>9953178
Look it up, genius.

The acute oral toxicity of propylene glycol is very low, and large quantities are required to cause perceptible health damage in humans; propylene glycol is metabolized in the human body into pyruvic acid (a normal part of the glucose-metabolism process, readily converted to energy), acetic acid (handled by ethanol-metabolism), lactic acid (a normal acid generally abundant during digestion),[21] and propionaldehyde (a potentially hazardous substance).[22][23][24]

Serious toxicity generally occurs at plasma concentrations over 4 g/L, which requires extremely high intake over a relatively short period of time, or when used as a vehicle for drugs or vitamins given intravenously or orally.[25] It would be nearly impossible to reach toxic levels by consuming foods or supplements, which contain at most 1 g/kg of PG, except for alcoholic beverages which are allowed 5 percent = 50g/kg.[26] Cases of propylene glycol poisoning are usually related to either inappropriate intravenous administration or accidental ingestion of large quantities by children.[27]

[Anonymous No.9953203]

>>9953090
don't forget to feed the pets

[Anonymous No.9953204]

>>9953105
>me reading this while having din din

[Anonymous No.9953267]

>>9953090
Please don’t man, we care about you
Think about a week from now would you rather be clean-ish or going throw disgusting WDs contemplating a nightmare taper or hospital?

[Anonymous No.9953275]

>>9953109
Yeah, that’s me. I’ll do my best but no promises, senpai. I know for a fact I need benzos just to cull the maddening anxiety I get when I cut down, though. So I have to wait on that to truly quit.

[Anonymous No.9953282]

Went cold turkey off benzos a couple days ago. WDs suck, but they're not as bad as I feared. Nothing I haven't seen before. However I really, really want a drink. You know...to calm the nerves.

[Anonymous No.9953293]

>>9953203
I would never forget to feed my special animal pals.
>>9953267
Thanks, dude. I’m just using this “I’m moving” thing as a crutch to be shitty, but it won’t stick around for long. I made a genuine effort around the holidays, but I failed. I’m going to try again once I settle down in a new place, but part of dating a qt3.14 is putting up with a LOT of bullshit stress manifestations, and I can’t do this move sober.

[Anonymous No.9953299]

>going through WDs
>can barely keep water down
>threw up some yellow shit
wtf
stomach acid i guess?

[Anonymous No.9953306]

>>9953299
It’s bile, my guy.

[Anonymous No.9953311]

>>9953299
Although, I doubt you’re going through wds if you don’t know what bile is. Enjoy your hangover.

[Anonymous No.9953313]

>>9953311
i was drinnking a liter of rye a day for like a week
pretty sure the sweating, shaking, and all that fun sttuff is wds

[Anonymous No.9953329]

>>9952663
yeah the emptiness will be your challenge

[Anonymous No.9953338]

>>9952949
blacks go for crack cocaine

[Anonymous No.9953407]

66 days sober. I noticed I am going to less and less meetings. My sponsor thinks I am still going but I haven't been to a meeting since before the holidays.

[Anonymous No.9953437]

>>9953407
107 days sober. You done with drinking for good? Answer should come pretty fast, and be the same to the question if you need to go to meetings.

[Anonymous No.9953531]

Hey al/ck/,

I'm considering accepting our lord Jesus Christ into my life, have you guys tried it? did it help with the drinking?

[Anonymous No.9953563]

>>9953105
ur just jelly of his choccy m8

[Anonymous No.9953575]

>>9953329
Any tips?

[Anonymous No.9953694]

>>9953575
Win lottery, get amazing wife and fun job that you love

[Anonymous No.9953702]

8 days sober

Was cleaning out my car and found half a pint of vodka. Thought about drinking it. It was probably 4 shots worth. I noped and dumped it. Stay strong bros

[Anonymous No.9953707]

>>9953694
I don't like relationships and work desu.

[chop No.9953712]

>>9953575
Get a hobby or job.
Something that gets you out of the house.
Volunteer work in a soup kitchen or goodwill store, archery, board games... it doesn't matter. It just has to get you away from the sofa and yourself (and 4chan).

[Anonymous No.9953730]

Just got back from my first AA meeting. It was actually very nice and welcoming, much less awkward than I expected. Going again on Wednesday.

[Anonymous No.9953751]

>>9953730
what country? I heard in the US it's quite religious and that puts me off

[Anonymous No.9953754]

>>9953437
Yes, I am done or I lose my girlfriend and my apartment and my job and become homeless.

[Anonymous No.9953772]

>>9953751

UK. It does seem to have a religious basis but they're very keen to stress it's not any one religion or something you have to convert to or anything. I think the idea is you just plug in whatever works for you when talking about god or whatever. The only bit you have to join in on is a short 'give me the strength to etc etc' prayer/mantra at the end. I'm happy to just go along with it, all the people there seemed very individual and switched-on, I didn't get a happy clappy cult vibe whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.9953816]

>>9953299

Dude....I did that for like 5 years. I'd drink for a few days, then that first day of sobriety was basically this, then i'd go right back to drinking a few days later.

I have to say....some of you guys are real pusses when it comes to the wds and all that. If you can handle the pain of actually having a destructive addiction, wds are nothing.

[Anonymous No.9953830]

>>9953702
well that's not that hard to turn down. You know 4 measly shots wouldn't do anything for you with your tolerance.

If you found a full bottle and turned it down, then you can start bragging.

[Anonymous No.9953833]

>>9948922
Fucking kek, good job lad

[Anonymous No.9953834]

>>9953816
sounds like you've had some babby tier withdrawals. they're the worst part about being a drunk.

[Anonymous No.9953845]

>>9953730
My first AA meeting some possible multiple personality guy took me out to dinner, then I seriously think he was feeling me out to see if I'd fuck him.

[Anonymous No.9953852]

>>9953834
I'd say being a drunk is the worst part about being a drunk. When I quit for good I couldn't get out of bed for a week, literally. That wasn't anything compared to how bad it was drinking, though.

[Anonymous No.9953853]

>got a bottle of Smirnoff red label for christmas
How the fuck do you drink this stuff? Tastes like shit straight and with tonic. I usually drink whisky or gin but this is a step too far. Any tips?

[Anonymous No.9953861]

1.75l boi here. I’ve been drinking and hanging out for most of the day. I am 21 and I live in a college town, but it’s a Monday. What do?
I need to leave the house anyways to buy another handle, but I’m actually fucking bored. It’s either watch the new season of Peaky Blinders, or go FUCK some Monday drunk retards up at pool.

[Anonymous No.9953866]

>>9953852
I found the insomnia and shakes and hallucinations and nightmares and such much worse than just being shitfaced.

[Anonymous No.9953872]

>>9953816
Uh WDs are worse than anything that can otherwise happen to you as a drunk minus I guess homelessness or imprisonment.

If I had a choice between paying $100,000 or going through hard core WDs I would pay the fucking money.

Then again maybe I AM a pussy...lol

[Anonymous No.9953877]

>>9953853
Drink it straight w/ ice water as chaser. That, or Gatorade chaser. I find it helps if I take a small sip of whatever I’m chasing with and then hold it, slam my shot, and then chase again. Good luck, anon. If you’re anywhere in the SE I will come drink with you.

[Anonymous No.9953897]

>>9953866
If you didn't experience insomnia, hallucinations, and shakes WHILE you were drinking, then you're not doing it right.

[Anonymous No.9953911]

>>9953872

You ever think maybe you're just telling yourself that, because you're building up this horrific thing in your mind that will be so awful, that you should just continue drinking?

[Anonymous No.9953914]

>>9953897
... Okay. You’re dumb as fuck, dude. Calm down and find a better thread to troll, maybe even a different board if you’re tired of posting mcchickens.

[Anonymous No.9953927]

>>9953914
sorry if it doesn't fit into your current delusions. But it's a fact, everything you're complaining about with wds is all stuff I experience while i was actually drinking. The wds weren't fun but they were the easiest damn part of the whole process

[Anonymous No.9953928]

ok day 3 of taper. down to 4 beers today. This sucks ass but lets hope i dont get wd's.

I was offshore last time i stopped drinking after 4 months straight drinking unbelievably stopped cold turkey. Had heart problems for 6 weeks straight and lost 24kg in 5 weeks 3 days. shit was not cool.

[Anonymous No.9953946]

>>9953877
Don't think we get gatorade in bongland, I will give ice water a try though. Cheers, will try the sip method too. I'm in the north of scotland sadly, fucking no one here

[Anonymous No.9953961]

GUYS

in ten hours, I'll have made it a week without any booze. This is my longest sober period in I don't know how long. My anxiety is riding high and I'm not sleeping very much but holy fuck I actually want to get up early to shower and shave. What the fuck is this feeling and how do I celebrate it without falling off this wagon?

[Anonymous No.9953967]

>>9953563
>My boobs don't get in the way of us spooning, right?
Girls never want to be the big spoon...

>>9953853
Try putting the bottle in the freezer. Strong liquor doesn't freeze, it won't brake the bottle.
Vodka tastes different when ice cold.

>>9953927
Congratulation, you have WD while drinking. That doesn't make your WD more or less horrible than other's WD.

[Anonymous No.9953974]

>>9949846
Birdman
The thing (original)
The machinist
If you can tolerate anime (or even if you can't, it's worth it imo) try "Everything becomes F / perfect insider"

[Anonymous No.9953978]

>>9953911
You’re half right, definitely, but WDs are also fucking nightmarish and be glad if u don’t understand

Anyway I’m sober these days

[Anonymous No.9953979]

>>9953967
>Girls never want to be the big spoon...
You joking? Every one night stand I have had the grill wants to be big spoon when I roll over

[Anonymous No.9953980]

>>9953961

get up early and listen to this loud as absolute shit while you get yourself and your place spruced up, trust me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YgPCpwSEU0

[Anonymous No.9953988]

>>9953967
>Congratulation, you have WD while drinking. That doesn't make your WD more or less horrible than other's WD.

That's right, because other people's wds are no big deal, so no reason why they quit right? you're different. Yours are worse than everyone's, that's why you need to keep drinking. Your case is special, and nobody else gets it, do they? People just don't get you, you should have some more drinks by yourself and medicate this all away.

[Anonymous No.9953992]

>>9953946
Aw, I was ready for a good ol’ al/ck/ road trip. Use the sip method, for sure. And just try any sports drink or fruit punch/ lemonade.
Out of curiosity, how much does a handle of Smirnoff cost where you live?

[Anonymous No.9953994]

>>9953853
who gives smirnoff for a fucking christmas present

[Anonymous No.9953995]

>>9953988
Don’t listen to this guy, he’s a total faggot.

[Anonymous No.9954005]

>>9953994
I would gladly accept five handles of Smirnoff instead of one fifth of “nice” scotch.
But considering it was just the one, maybe he has broke friends that still care.
Just sayin’.

[Anonymous No.9954038]

>>9954005
I agree with you on that, but it just seems like it's kind of in poor taste lol

[Anonymous No.9954065]

>>9949846
Triangle
Lake Mungo
The Witch
Goodnight Mommy

[Anonymous No.9954120]

>>9952228
Same, ever since I got my taper down things have been swell.

>heart rate steady and calm
>no more shakes could perform surgeries with these hands
>good sleep
>nice soft brown sausage comes out of my bum every time I hit the shitter
>can go a couple of days dry if the time calls for it
>still satisfied with my intoxication

It's not blackout drunk every night but at least life is back on track and I don't feel as if I'll die in my 20's.

[Anonymous No.9954143]

>can drink ~400ml of vodka and still walk/talk
>a single gin martini and i'm fucking blitzed, nearly falling down stairs etc
explain

[Anonymous No.9954148]

>>9953967
>>9953992
Put it in the freezer and found an old crate of red bull in the cupboard so we shall see. Will be glad to see the back of it desu, but cheers for the suggestions gents. Whisky is doing nicely now. Smirnoff is about £12 for a 700ml bottle and a bit more (£18 when it isn't on offer) for a litre. That includes 20% VAT.
>>9953994
A fucking cretin who got me for secret santa thats who

[Anonymous No.9954150]

>>9954143
Same, just can’t figure it out

[Anonymous No.9954172]

>>9954150
that's a big mojito

[Anonymous No.9954203]

>>9954172
4 u

[Anonymous No.9954204]

>>9954172
for you

[Anonymous No.9954205]

>>9954150
Imagine all the saliva you'd be sipping by the time the drink is almost gone

[Anonymous No.9954210]

>>9954203
FUCK

[Anonymous No.9954220]

I need to stop drinking boys but I enjoy it far too much.

Been daily drinking for maybe 5 years now.

[Anonymous No.9954227]

>>9954150
Christ the state of things

Not being dude weed lmao (I don’t even like weed) but we have places peddling this goliath but STAY AWAY FROM THOSE DRUGS KIDS

Honestly wish society had sanctioned
Some other drug and alcohol was illegal my life would be in a lot better shape

[Anonymous No.9954241]

>>9954227
White Sharia when?

[Anonymous No.9954329]

>>9952846
Eat a dick

[Anonymous No.9954469]

>>9953861
>drive to get more liquor
>get in Taco Bell drive thru to fodder my evening drinking out on the town
>reaaaaaally think about it
>realize it’s a Monday night
>fuckthis.jpg
>stop at gas station for chaser and smokes
I’m about to get drunk as fuck and walk to get a pubsub, and then binge some Netflix. I hope you lads are having a comfy night in, too.
Who’s drinking what and how are y’all feeling?

[Anonymous No.9954473]

NOTHING BUT FAT DYKES ON BUMBLE NOTHING BUT THOTS ON TINDER NOTHING BUT STUCK UP CUNTS AT THE OFFICE NOTHING BUT FAGGOT COCK ON CRAIGSLIST

[Anonymous No.9954520]

>>9954469
make sure you have a few drinks before the pubsub or it will fill you up and it will take forever to catch a buzz.

tendie sub?

Day 6 Sober, hopefully for the longrun this time

[Anonymous No.9954522]

>>9954473
Well... Pick one.

[Anonymous No.9954528]

>>9954520
Tendie sub is based, I’m happy you know the joy, anon. And fucc yeah I’m tyin’ one on before I ingest anything. You know the drill.

[Anonymous No.9954529]

>>9954522
i think im gonna pick the fat dykes

[Anonymous No.9954534]

>>9954528
>tying one on
man that's the verb i always use, nice.

I miss florida man. I lived in Orlando, St. Pete, Tampa, Winter Park, Lakeland. Living in Eastern Ohio near lake Erie for work and it's cold as fuck.

[Anonymous No.9954535]

I wish you waste of space degenerates would fuck off and die already.

[Anonymous No.9954543]

>>9954520
Oh, and congrats on your sobriety. I can’t say I’m actively trying but I have it in my sights for the near future.
I have plenty of friends but nobody takes what I’m saying seriously until I’m literally spilling water everywhere when trying to hold a glass at 9am. It’s all fun and games when you’re this age and a normie. I’m a little jealous tbqhfamalam.

[Anonymous No.9954548]

>>9954535
a lot of us are sober or getting sober or, in any event, richer and more successful than you...i hope you get buried alive on the night your first child is born, nigger-lover

[Anonymous No.9954560]

>>9954529
>not thotties
What are you, ugly? Honestly curious, because if you’re the typical “I can’t get laid why redpill reeeee” type, that makes sense, but I’d rather fuck a dumb as fuck grill that has an 8/10 body than a fat dyke.

[Anonymous No.9954570]

>>9954560
this is me, i think i have weaponized autism, plus obviously alcoholism and anxiety and depression, hard to get hot girls

[Anonymous No.9954573]

>>9954543
iktf anon. I'm only 25 and no one really takes you seriously until you majorly fuck up. Was basically on a bender from the 23rd to New Years and tapered for a day or two. It was fucking terrible. I don't think I was visibly shaking but I felt it deep in my bones, pouring sweat, couldn't sit still, slept like shit for like 4 days, kept waking up gasping and freaking out in the middle of the night. I had to do all this at work and just tell people "I thought I was coming down with something.

I'm doing AA periodically and it helps, but withdrawals are fucking terrible and no one that hasn't experienced them can quite understand we reach for that drink the next day.

If you're near St. Pete and end up getting sober go to AA at central. Great people, old timers and great group.

[Anonymous No.9954574]

>>9954534
Yooo you just named all of my old stomping grounds, that’s bananas.
Black ice HORRIFIES me. I was with a buddy up near Akron and we slid, did a 180, parked in a ditch (I spilled my drink all over myself), and he just did the good ol’ “everybody good? Cool.”
I about lost my fucking mind and yelled “THIS IS NORMAL?”
Fucc that.

[Anonymous No.9954582]

>>9954570
you sorta dress well for being an aspie.

just don't compliment them and be vaguely rude. It throws them for a loop and makes them wonder why you're not into them. Once they show interest keep it up with the teasing and once they catch feels it's safe to let your guard down.

[Anonymous No.9954583]

>>9954570
I think you can make it, anon. Are you at least funny?

[Anonymous No.9954587]

>>9954583
in a really dark way, like gassing jews and killing nigger babies

[Anonymous No.9954591]

>>9954587
get a big tiddy goth gf with low self esteem

[Anonymous No.9954593]

>>9954582
i binge spend on credit cards at J crew and brooks brothers to keep the existential anxiety away

[Anonymous No.9954598]

>>9954587
So... No. At least you dress like a chad and have a nice bathroom.
I still think you’re much less likely to piss off a thot than a hamplanet. Jussayin’.

[Anonymous No.9954600]

>>9954593
how can you be an alc and afford that

[Anonymous No.9954603]

>>9954600
im rich as shit dude, how do YOU afford being an alcoholic??? how do poor ppl do it?

[Anonymous No.9954616]

>>9954591
actually working on this on bumble right now

[Anonymous No.9954617]

>>9954603
I make like 55k a year and i quit drinking. what do you even do?

I don't think your an alcohol

[Anonymous No.9954618]

>>9954603
Ayyy daddy’s lil’ boozer :):):)))))))
I work hard and then I don’t for a while

[Anonymous No.9954627]

>>9954617
I also suspect he isn’t an alcohol. I think he’s just a sperglord who needs an outlet for blame...
Post your recycling bin fgt.

[Anonymous No.9954628]

>>9954617
you fucking bitch, you wanna see the bite marks on my wrist and the detox / ambulance bills and the friends and family who don't talk to me anymore and the elevated liver enzyme tests and the fucking shakes and night sweats?

anyway i work in tech

[Anonymous No.9954633]

>>9954628
you're an anomaly if you're telling the truth, anon.

[Anonymous No.9954641]

>>9954570
bazinga it's sheldon.

why don't you bazooper penny

[Anonymous No.9954648]

Had a clear ultrasound of liver last April but a small heptic cyst. Abdominal CT six months before that with the same cyst, no issues. Now i have right quadrant pain, fatigue, etc. Could I have drank myself to liver damage in 8 months?

[Anonymous No.9954655]

This man was the reason I began being NOT a fat cunt 10 years ago. He died a month ago.

https://youtu.be/b4Q4Qke1X-Y

[Anonymous No.9954675]

>>9954648
yes but it's more likely your fatigue is depression / alcoholism and your pain is just standard alcoholic liver bloat + your imagination

thanks for stopping by al/ck/ for medical advice and have a very nice day

[Anonymous No.9954679]

>>9954616
>message grill
“Ay girl what that mouf do?”
>alternatively
“Ay girl what that south mouth do?”
Bada bing

[Anonymous No.9954693]

>>9954679
this sounds fucking rancid

[Anonymous No.9954695]

>>9954679
Oh, an additional pickup line of pure wisdom.
“Ay girl I’m tryna slam that pussy like a loose screen door in a hurricane”.
Gauranteed, try it big guy.

[Anonymous No.9954700]

>>9954693
Obvi u ain’t tryna fucc
At least not fat chicks, u ain’t.

[Anonymous No.9954703]

>>9954679
>implying tinder thots even read them if you're not a total chad

[Anonymous No.9954704]

>>9954675

thanks doc. am i going to live?

[Anonymous No.9954708]

>>9954704
yes, take a One-A-Day Men's Multivitamin though and have an Ensure for breakfast

[Anonymous No.9954712]

>>9954708

can i have a boost for breakfast and an ensure for dizzert?

[Anonymous No.9954722]

I’m finally drunk enough to go grab said pubsub. I’ll be back in twenty or so.
This guy >>9954573
Is fucking cool. That nerd that’s crying about getting laid can ironically get fucked.

[Anonymous No.9954762]

[Anonymous No.9954796]

>GF caught me with my side thot last night in bed.
>Contemplating drinking and suicide.
>Guns is loaded and right next to me
>Look normal and decent on the outside
>Terrifying demons are ripping me from the inside.

I managed to find women who enable my alcoholic habit. Should I just end it all and be at peace?

[Anonymous No.9954811]

>>9954762

>not even alcoholics want her

[Anonymous No.9954840]

>havent thrown up in over an hour

[Anonymous No.9954873]

>>9954796
Life without women is A grade stuff.

[Anonymous No.9954964]

>>9954722
Am back
What’s up fgts?
Who’s drinking what and why?

[Anonymous No.9955011]

>>9953980
Fuck yeah

[Anonymous No.9955070]

fuckin kill me guys

[Anonymous No.9955103]

>>9955070
That was a good film, might watch it again once I am loaded tonight

[Anonymous No.9955115]

>>9954840
Show off.

[Anonymous No.9955277]

>>9954796
>having not one but two (2) intimate partners

fuck off Chad

[Anonymous No.9955292]

>>9954065
>Lake Mungo

one of the worst movies ever made, and im very generous with horror movies. The fact that anyone mentions it at all is retarded

[Anonymous No.9955431]

NEW BREAD
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>>9955428
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