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videos about food and cooking go in this thread

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>> No.9968026

Do you fellas like the man with fat hands that cooks? If so I'll post some of em.

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I made 10 webms from a French documentary on food processing.


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Pretty much convinced me to not buy those burgers meats from supermarket.
>tfw I hear people ask their burgers "blue" or "rare" in fast foods

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>> No.9968453
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Now this is meat.

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Also a nice part on why the European Food Safety Authority is useless and gives its authorization to anyone.

Visit in a kebab meat factory in Germany.

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And the last one.
I worked for a few summers in a cheese factory, machines were cleaned after every use.

In that kebab factory in Germany, the machine wasn't used since the day before and still had meat on it.

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I'd still eat a kebab, tho.

>> No.9968837

what is that?

>> No.9968857

chicken C-4

>> No.9968883
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I wish I could find the source for this again, there's a bit where you see him use a cornstarch slurry properly.

>> No.9968932

is this to make the bullets burn when they hit

>> No.9968959

I don't think bullets need any help in that department.

>> No.9968994

Thanks for the content.

Why are they mashing the burger?

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>> No.9969049

>Pretty much convinced me to not buy those burgers

What's the big deal? It looks sanitary.

>> No.9969075

I agree. It doesn't look so bad at all. In reality homemade ground beef is most likely less sanitary.

>> No.9969104

>europe has cleaner and fresher meat than america
>sees this webm

fucking kek.
the entire world is trash. theres no such thing as a better place to get food in

>> No.9969107

> a real steak
> It's ground beef

>> No.9969122


It's hard to imagine that shit's not rubbery as fuck.

>> No.9969156

>the brief glimpse of eggs
oh, it's the corn starch, isn't it? he made it into the strongest non newtonian fluid ever
seconding, i slaughtered a steer/processed the carcass with a class and even with a room full of dumb college kids everything stayed really neat and clean. it's not hard to do, which makes those kebab videos so nasty.

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>> No.9969182

>one webm
>the entire world

>> No.9969194

>this kills the cthulhu

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I've never been this fucking mad in my entire life.

>> No.9969296


tumblrfags are making this as we puke

>> No.9969298

It's a fucking cupcake.

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>> No.9969300

>No shells

FUCK! That's where my retarded fucking mouth breathing fetal alcohol down syndrome ass has been going wrong all this time!


>> No.9969303

Yeah dunno the english term.
Ground beef, burger, mashed meat.

It's that it's made from all the shitty parts of the cow.
It's also made from old milk cows and not meat ones.
And if that didn't suffice, it's all the shitty parts of the shitty parts, the grease, the nerves.
While on the other hand, the boucher's one is made from good part of good cows.

On a sanitary level, yeah, it's good. But that's not really the question. It's that it's not good meat.

>> No.9969307

my taper was down to 3 cans of beer, waking up with pulse of 60.

yesterday was dad's birthday, drank 10 x cans 500ml heineken, 2 glasses bubbly and 5 midstrength beers, woke up with panic attack at 1600.

Today i tried to taper off but just had 11x bottles of heineken and 2 x cans of cider.

Fuck life.

>> No.9969315

Are the bright colors and the overlay text supposed to make this less ridiculous ?
>those colors
No sane person would eat something that fluorescent.

>> No.9969316

>my taper was down to 3 cans of beer, waking up with pulse of 60.
>yesterday was dad's birthday, drank 10 x cans 500ml heineken, 2 glasses bubbly and 5 midstrength beers, woke up with panic attack at 1600.
>Today i tried to taper off but just had 11x bottles of heineken and 2 x cans of cider.
>Fuck life.

fuck wrong thread

>> No.9969319

Apparently you need to sober up some more, because you're posting in a WebM thread, not al/ck/

>> No.9969324

Thought he was drawing Tide pods, fuck me.

>> No.9969333

>one way trip to flavortown

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>> No.9969435
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Finally found it.

>> No.9969475


so much prep for such a shitty quick food item . fuck everyone who thinks chinese food is top tier. its just flash fried in oil with 100000 sauces on rice. Like an even lazier sushi.

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>> No.9969583

>Much prep
>Lazy food
What did he mean by this?

>> No.9969594

can you imagine all the upvotes you'd have gotten if you posted that in like 2005

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>> No.9969625

the only situation where posting that would have been ok is deeply hypothetical

>> No.9969630

what makes you an authority on what is and isn't okay to post and when

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>> No.9969661

Rubbery jubbery yes, velly good

>> No.9969664

the more different kinds of cheeses you put in a thing the better and more sophisticated it is

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quantity > quality

>> No.9969726

Who the fuck uses that much cheese for anything

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Tasty cooks

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jesus christus

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>Cooking with Budweiser

>> No.9969831

>Why are they mashing the burger?
Don't know, living in france myself and we've always done that. Only recently have I learned that you shouldn't do that, to keep the juice in the meat.
I guess its a kind of nationwide habit that we replicate for no good reason

>> No.9969844

Probably outdated social memory.

Same reason cafes refuse to cook meat below medium here, because they remember Mad Cow and are still paranoid 20 years later

>> No.9969907

Asking Americans :
I've never had this in my life but it looks tasty enough, and would like to cook it for 4-5 persons at a time (RPG afternoons etc.)
Do I REALLY need to add honey to the barbecue sauce seeing that :
1- Most sauces sold here incorporate sugar/taste sweet
2- Sugar is already present in the dry rub.
Also what would be good in the sandwich outside of caramelized onions ?

>> No.9969925

It's cheap and leaves behind a not-unpleasant taste. I always use Bud or Czechvar in cooking

>> No.9969930

You can actually hear the shitty YT tier royalty free music that is used in every single video like this.

>> No.9969932

I like cole slaw on top of bbq sandwiches

>> No.9969944

>the first nacho actually breaks because of the immensely greasy sauce

It's a simple thing but it amuses me.

>> No.9969955

You don't need to add the honey, it's overkill.

Something veggie, like relish would be good

>> No.9969958

Nah don't add honey especially if you're using caramelized onions too. You don't want it to be as sweet as a dessert. You could do pickled onions or cucumbers for something sour to balance out the sweet. Seconding coleslaw like >>9969932 says too, coleslaw and BBQ tastes really good together.

>> No.9969964

Guys its made for kids. And only for them to watch, not to follow along. You keep forgetting that six year olds have iphones.

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Being for kids is not an excuse

>> No.9969986

>dark chocolate cocoa powder

>> No.9969987

>well ok that's not so b-
>butter, powdered sugar, vanilla
Why not just make them drink HFCS at this point?

>> No.9969995

a fancy name for cocoa powder that has no added sugar
if they called it coca powder the average viewer would use nesquik, making this monstrosity waaay too fucking sweet

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>> No.9970051

>w***e w***n

>> No.9970062

>Quintessential reddit recipe how-to video. It's so funny.

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THANK YOU to whoever posted this one armed man eating a frog in the last thread, I've been looking for this for a while

>> No.9970082

I figured that you complaining about butter and sugar in a dessert cookie was baitposting, but if you're being serious there's nothing wrong with it as long as you aren't eating more than one or two, and having it as an occasional treat.

>> No.9970084

got me

>> No.9970090
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(you) magnet deployed

>> No.9970097

Well, I mean, it's not even the health aspect that bothers me. But if you want to eat something that bland, why not buy a pack of some knockoff oreos? If they're homemade, they should at least match with the original in quality, if not outrun it.

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hholy fuck!
i mean obviously the tasty team was baiting but damn they did a good job!

>> No.9970116

>If they're homemade, they should at least match with the original in quality, if not outrun it.
They do, Oreos are made with vegetable shortening which has a worse texture than butter. Vegetable shortening leaves a greasy film in your mouth for a while because it doesn't melt at body temperature while butter does. And as long as you're using enough good chocolate and vanilla, they'll have plenty of flavor.

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>Oreos are made with vegetable shortening

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>> No.9970237

I'd skip the honey exactly for the reason you stated. For additions, I think a nice sour pickle would go great.

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>> No.9970293

This is actually an extra from a fucking my little pony movie. It made me 6 year old and her friends want to make cupcakes so its not all that bad. Just mediocre cupcakes with crazy frosting.

>> No.9970309

how the fuck did he remove the bones like that?

>> No.9970326

>Do I REALLY need to add honey to the barbecue sauce
It depends entirely on what kind of flavor you're going for.

>> No.9970371

Cheetos, the cheesy corn snack? That sounds really vile.

>> No.9970383

I want to still keep the taste of the meat as I'll be using good quality of pork. While still keep that barbecue sweet-spicy-smoked taste to perfectly blend with it. Just not too sweet and not too salty so it doesn't overwhelm
If I could find good black-pork here I would use that

>> No.9970434

And thanks for taking the time to answer.
I think I'll do the recipe shown there minus the honey and maybe 1.5 tablespoon brown sugar instead of 2.
And then I won't put the pork on the bread and let my guests compose their own sandwich with different toppings, among them caramelized onions, sliced suss-sauer pickles, some plain fresh salad or rucola. Some coleslaw on the side.

>> No.9970441

If the meat is tender enough, the bones will slide right out. The expression "falls right off the bone" didn't come from nowhere.

>> No.9970469

>Do I REALLY need to add honey to the barbecue sauce seeing that :
No, in fact everyone person on here who tried it specifically nixed the honey.

>> No.9970488

What's with the hippy shit in this thread?

>> No.9970521

Why are you surprised about any of that? Why would you waste good meat on a shitty ass burger. Save the good meat for good meals.

>> No.9970574

this reminds me of those apple cabin foods ads only infinitely less funny. cow rice and pan lotion were both breddy gud tho

>> No.9970651

All these threads are anymore is bait. I'm shocked there aren't 10 Jack videos in here already.

>> No.9970750

>old meat
>fatty meat
>hard working meat

kill yourself

>> No.9970807
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say no more senpai

>> No.9970849
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>I like all manly meat

>> No.9971056

I worked in a meat processing plant once and we would leave the machines dirty, a bunch of Mexicans dressed like Hazmat crews did 3rd shift and cleaned the machines.

>> No.9971083

Lady, its dead eyes are staring at you, judging you and your actions.

>> No.9971118
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>tomatoes in cast iron

>> No.9971123

wat happen to arm

>> No.9971138

frogs ate it

>> No.9971152

Why don't these cunts scrape the sides of the bowl to get all the ingredients out. Fucking triggers me.

>> No.9971175

How can he be so retarded

>> No.9971228

How can one man be so incompetent even when in the public eye for so long?

>> No.9971288

He simply doesn't possess the capacity to be better than he is. It's not uncommon, almost everybody has a field in which that's that case for them. The difference is most of us know when to call it quits.

>> No.9971290

This homo shit makes Tasty videos look like high cuisine

>> No.9971313

It looks like it's barely holding together, my guess is that the juices accumulate in some parts and they press it so it cooks evenly

>> No.9971369

Should be fine as long as the pan is seasoned properly

>> No.9971377

>the video distortion as the squid's last bit of remaining mental powers fizzles out

>> No.9971395

>americans are so lazy they can't just walk down the stairs to get their food

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>> No.9971408

>metal utensils
>on teflon

Bye nigga

>> No.9971411

The guy cooking is japanese, though

>> No.9971440

>X-COM 3

>> No.9971442

If you eat this then you're eating bugs.


Now you know.

>> No.9971474

learn how to post faggot

>> No.9971525

So what? I ate them without knowing and didn't suffer any adverse effects, now I'll eat them knowingly and nothing else will change.

>> No.9971531
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nigger what the fuck do you think burgers and sausages are made from? They're literally made as a way to use up filler meat, like meatloaf.

How the fuck is this news to anyone

>> No.9971548

You're welcome, Anon.

Audio on youtube:

He's never gonna turn into a handsome prince if he keeps eating all the frogs.

>> No.9971557

literally a nonissue as long as you're not stewing it for hours and hours.

Anything under an hour in the pan isn't worth blinking over

>> No.9971562

Baller. Though imagine what the toppings look like after that...

>> No.9971564

I think that's his angle. All he wants views, likes, subscriptions, youtube shekels..

>> No.9971605

fellow grenouille?

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>> No.9971761

Sucios kebabs

>> No.9971774

Nice art

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>> No.9971823

>Do Americans really...?

>> No.9971831


>this triggers the mass murder

>> No.9971883

You should kill yourself

>> No.9971907

I normally hate these shitty tasty facebook videos but I would eat the fuck out of that. Pretty simple and not overly vile. Maybe they added too much cheese for one brat, but the overall recipe seems okay.

>> No.9971910

We've got these over here in most places, they still feel kinda weird, just wandering around putting stuff in your bag.

>> No.9971918

Are they called Jesters? Is that a real thing?

>> No.9971942

Shut the fuck up with your shitty forced knock off stolen /tv/ meme.

>> No.9971953

Don't know what you're on about.

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>> No.9971993

They honestly have some pretty okay stuff. /ck/ just gets triggered by anything.

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>> No.9972025

Bugs are delicious nigger, ever have mealworms?

>> No.9972030
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Jesus Christ

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I have jerked off and ejaculated to this webm before.

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I like my coffee like I like my Europe post brexit.

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>> No.9972235

Gordon Ramsey's crispy pancakes.


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>> No.9972252

this cannot be real

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>> No.9972260

That's a right hand drive. Most likely the UK looking at the buildings and weather.

>> No.9972265

fellow cheese factory worker, can confirm that some of the cip systems that i had to program were almost overkill

>> No.9972313

It's not.

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>> No.9972332

>cheese on brats


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>metadata says: My little pony — Baking with Pinkie Pie
>its a movie promotion
They do actually make some good looking sweets in the show but this was just a tasty co view grab.

also im sure this is /ck/ approved right

>> No.9972351

Wow how did you figure that out super sleuth? Was it maybe the end of the clip where it said "Made by Pinkie Pie"? You should work for the CIA if you don't already.

>> No.9972357

>he thought I watched that to the end

>> No.9972364

They probably do it off camera.

>> No.9972387

i want to kms.
how is it possible to sprinkle salt so unevenly?
do redditors really find this stuff funny?

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>> No.9972390

This is the sissy hypno of cooking.
It's all fucking shit.

>> No.9972393

I left the big reveal at the end to be cheeky. Maybe I should move it to the beginning.

>> No.9972399

even if it wasnt related the whole thing just looks satire

>> No.9972410

don't do this, it makes mustard gas

>> No.9972441

... Why was the neighbor spying on the pizza delivery? ...

>> No.9972443

i kinda want to see the finished result

>> No.9972447

Oh geez, c’mon

>> No.9972457
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>The fucking chocolate

>> No.9972493

Was anyone else aroused when she put the canned hotdog in her mouth?

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>> No.9972708

more with sauces please

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They make for quite the perfect meal!

>> No.9972818

I clicked your webm. How long do I have to wait for him to do something?

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>> No.9972947

>this actually happened


>> No.9973027

I'd let her chop my nuts, if you know what I mean.

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>> No.9973045

Just throw it in the microwave if the pinks bothers you he says.

>> No.9973047

I remember a similar (American) video, where an equally obese woman was cooking a giant stew in a 2-ft tall pot by adding tons of weird stuff in gigantic proportions; sadly I can't find it anymore

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>> No.9973343

What infomercial is this from?

>> No.9973395

Why am I hungry?

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>> No.9973450

not educational or entertaining.

>> No.9973469

stop jackposting you fucking retards, i gag just from seeing that fat fuck

>> No.9973477

As a German I can confirm this is not real. The show Pures Leben is staged as fuck.

>> No.9973488

It's not an infomercial. It's from a German comedy TV show. The woman on the left is Martina Hill.

>> No.9973505

>giant canned sausages
>giant wonka bars.

>> No.9973530

i want to kick all those faggot's teeth in

>> No.9973535

Sure you do bud.

>> No.9973555

>too much cheese in a fucking cheese sauce

>> No.9973829
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>not liking well done tendons

>> No.9973872

>one brat
say sausage you yank cunt

>> No.9973888
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reminds me of sara's macaroni salad

>> No.9973929

Amazing, there's actually a human that has Peter Griffin's head.

>> No.9973946

The pink is the flavor.

>> No.9973949

digits of quality

>> No.9973964

>the kitchen aid is reminiscent of a minion

I don't think this a coincidence.

>> No.9974029

>carefully prepare complementary candy food
>just throw it and splash beer everywhere
>don't even eat it at the end

>> No.9974041

what hippy shit, Mr. Hitler?

>> No.9974075

Oh man, as a huge weeb, I would unironically buy a bento box delivery service.

>> No.9974113

everytime i see this webm it gets me really hard and i imagine fucking a girl made out of those

>> No.9974117

>pre-digesting your food

>> No.9974133

Sounds like someone has a request to make

>> No.9974162

I need this, I have decided to eat nothing but fruit today and I was hungry until i saw this video.

>> No.9974166
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>even saved my dumb filename
Makes me feel warm

>> No.9974175
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>> No.9974180

That's really clever and I want one, but I also acknowledge it has literally 0 use to me.

>> No.9974186

Unless you're a professional barista or host dinner parties every week it's pretty useless. Or if you do coke, that could be fun.

>> No.9974191

cocaine is literally the only use for this stupid device

>> No.9974222

that'll be $99.99 plus tip please

>> No.9974250 [DELETED] 


>> No.9974277
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Is that a fucking fly?

>> No.9974329
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>> No.9974365

Why is the neighbor below not spying to steal the pizza mid flight.

>> No.9974366

>t. someone who's never had a run-in with the pizza police

>> No.9974373

he's teaching us how to eat out a hot slice
you'll understand when you're older

>> No.9974394
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imagine being this autistic
>pic related;its you

>> No.9974418
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>> No.9974431
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>> No.9974444

>they act like robots
>german comedy
Checks out

>> No.9974570

>suddenly chocolate

i dunno about this man....

>> No.9974572
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>> No.9974584

>not wearing gloves
wouldnt eat desu

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>> No.9974594

does someone have the "that has 4000 calories" one

>> No.9974619

tastes stingie

>> No.9974664


>> No.9974666

This is whats known as https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velveting

>> No.9974713


>> No.9974730

that is fucking lame

>> No.9974737

Ever eaten a fucking starburst? Made with animal hooves.

>> No.9974775


Opal Fruits

>> No.9974794

>ck gets this triggered over an ad for children

Never change you autists

>> No.9974813

Did he have to make it so fucking gay? Jesus.

>> No.9974823

check you out

>> No.9974824

Can you think of a way to make that not gay?

>> No.9974829 [DELETED] 

Gays are mentally ill and think their sexual perversions are endearing because that's what (((the television)) says.

>> No.9974835

You know, a pizza man would be a great cover for a drug dealer.

>> No.9974838

Keep shoving the egg back in.

>> No.9974843

Didn't you see the Muslim driver?

>> No.9974853

As long as they're white and it isn't a cheap establishment I don't care if they wear gloves.

>> No.9974864

Take it out and cut the egg into pieces.

>> No.9974870
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Defeats the purpose of making it a log on a stick at that point

>> No.9974906

This is how they make swords too

>> No.9974920

>non-Americans are so obsessed they can't wait to verify anything before shitposting

>> No.9974935

He's such a savage cunt he ate his own arm.

>> No.9974971

Very astute observation young tadpole

>> No.9974972
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>> No.9975183 [DELETED] 

Just what the fuck, how do you even come up with that

>> No.9975212
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Why wouldn't they just show the girl the whole time? No one wants to see faggots.

>> No.9975241
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the fuck

>> No.9975250


I thought from the thumbnail that that was like a red velvet cake shake with cake crumbs on it and I thought "That looks good" then I opened it and wanted to vomit.

>> No.9975256

>heat too high
>non stick pan, metal spatula
>real steak


>> No.9975293

>superior japanese omelette folded a thousand times

>> No.9975392

Europe doesn't, though. Europeans will shit on the USDA for being overly cautious or Nazi authoritarian if we have stricter standards than them, and claim we're dirty and uncouth if we're more lax on other things.
It's just Yuros and trolls, mainly trolls pretending to be European.

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>> No.9975465

death cramps I assume

>> No.9975481

here's your (You)

>> No.9975498
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>> No.9975797


this makes me feel better about my drinking...

>> No.9975872
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Thank floens over in /g/

>> No.9975937

>soy sauce
hahahahahaha no thx

>> No.9975956


>> No.9975968

Europe does have a different meat culture than the US. I wouldn't say it's better, just different enough to notice.

>> No.9975981

Her face actually looks exactly like Kevin from the Office

>> No.9976093

This is like his thing now, he goes on shows and chops an onion really fine, and everyone tells him how good he is at chopping onions.

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>> No.9976140

they got the weirdest looking guy for that

>> No.9976152

to be fair you don't sell egg dickers to straights

>> No.9976176
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good point

>> No.9976179

Considering what they were working with, they made it look pretty good.


>> No.9976219

ur mum hoovered my dick until it starburst all over her face

If anyone is interested I found sauce on that film.

>> No.9976269

If you cook at fucking all you see whats going on here.

#1 - If you can't notice, the pan temperature is different on both, the "industrial" one's pan is obviously hotter
#2 - The meat on the first version, appears to be at room temperature, if maybe a tad cool, could be because the meat came from a fridge or because the fucking pan isn't hot enough. On version two, the meat is fucking frozen and it went onto a hot teflon pan with no grease.

jesus christ, its like a neanderthal cooking, by the way the meat here >>9968450 you wouldn't eat beef if it wasn't fatty beef, why do you think it tastes the way it tastes? lean beef is dry and flavorless as fuck.

>> No.9976280

>dirty equipment
looks like any chinese and mexican restaurants kitchens ive been into (worked for bev distributor)
>no gloves
literally not an issue if you washed your hands prior to handling.

>> No.9976338

What a pussy you are.

>> No.9976379

I laughed but poor pepe imagine being cut in half and eaten alive.

>> No.9976384

Laugh all you want I'd get split roasted by heath and Jake.

>> No.9976394

Now post the Simpsons wemb.

>> No.9976404

American home of the proud.

>> No.9976416

Post the chinks making dumplings in cramped apartments "maison ravioli"

>> No.9976459

>mom will you make me a snadwich
>sure should be ready by next tuesday

>> No.9976462
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>> No.9976464

>intense breathing in the background
Either her husband or her kid holding the camera in the background is drowning in lard.

>> No.9976471

>pures leben
Was für ein Idiot glaubt Amerikaner können Deutsch?

>> No.9976479
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It's her homosexual husband

>> No.9976488

ever heard of the amish köksuger?

>> No.9976493

Yeah, but the German they speak is pretty függed up.

>> No.9976533

Relax that's practically the filling of Oreos substituting palm oil for butter (which Oreos really so they can be vegan) it doesn't look like they load up the cookies with a fuck load of the filling like half an oz. per which isn't awful for desserts

>> No.9976537

It really is for the best that such a barbaric race should live under the thumb of the western world

>> No.9976546

>Not calling the chicken breast a 'bird tittie'

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>> No.9976562

>gloriously messy
These guys would absolutely love the public toilets in the park.

>> No.9976610

Oddly enough if you have a good part of the cow to make meatloaf or a burger it tastes like steak just ground up. And you wouldn't want to use the better parts of the animal for a burger since you would have to add fat to it anyway ruining it to reduce it's value.

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>> No.9976706

Driving me nuts?

>> No.9976724

>do not try this at home

Cute bear though

>> No.9976728

Okay I had my doubts, but they brought in the bear.

Fucking SOLD!

>> No.9976756


>> No.9976765

>pouring mayonnaise all over a burger
That looks delicious. I'm gonna try that.

>> No.9976766

How does an open container protect from food allergies?

>> No.9976768

It keeps retards and children away from food they shouldn't be eating.

>> No.9976818

Lol that's how retarded that Asians are at cooking they can't even make an omelette properly

>> No.9976825

>nectar de sugar
>jugo de sugar
>straw de sugar
>candy de sugar
>here have a beer
The fact that mexican people still exist is impressive.

>> No.9976834
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They are a strange people.

>> No.9976875

Does he put chocolate cookies in there?

>> No.9976880

I think they are tamarind candies.

>> No.9976884

What the hell is that shit? Why would anyone eat that?

>> No.9976886
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It is authentico mexican cuisine, be respectful.

>> No.9976895

I don't see how this could turn out as anything but a disgusting soggy mess.

And what are those things that look like kibble that he puts on after the onion?

>> No.9976899

Japanese peanuts.

>> No.9976905

A strange people indeed.

>> No.9976933

mmmmmm... let's put some things on some other things. wypipo btfo!
>if you listen you can hear all the french people turning over in their graves

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>> No.9976954
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>> No.9976980

I've worked with several mexicans and I've never seen anything like this. We've had several potluck type events and I've never seen such blasphemies from them. Where does this "food" come from?

>> No.9976982
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Actual Mexicans, not mexican americans.

>> No.9977000

I worked with migrant mexicans and they kept singing the praises of mayonnaise corn

unskilled labor... never again

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>> No.9977043

if you paid her more, I bet she's crush the chips under her bare feet instead of crushing them with her gloved hands

>> No.9977075


>> No.9977080

maybe she'd squeeze the lemon between her tits into your chips

>> No.9977091

Todd Wilbur did it better desu

>> No.9977098

So these abominations come from actual mexicans? Because these seem like things that should happen in places where you can trick gringos out of money (i.e. the yuppie parts of san diego).

>> No.9977142

>jap creepy mcdonald.webm

>> No.9977149

its not onion

could be jicama or cucumber (or pickled pork)

>> No.9977344

Sautee some bell peppers and mushrooms then throw em in it

>> No.9977350

>using bud for anything but beerpong.
Stopped right there

>> No.9977371

Lmao. Same here....kinda

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>> No.9977755

>'gourmet' burger
>on a fucking board
>chips in a bucket
>mason jar full of 'cheese'
>metropolitan luvvie editing
I hate this.

>> No.9977982

brats is just short for bratwurst, a german style grill sausage you twat

>> No.9978128

>ellipses on both ends of the post

>> No.9978390

Lord have mercy

>> No.9978465

No shit. Most of them are drug dealers

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>> No.9978490

hey man fuck off, elotes fucking kick ass.

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