/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>No, I didn't make Gordon Ramsey cry, he made himself cry
what a pretentious fucking asshole. you made him cry. you were the reason that he broke himself into little sissy scottish tears. your shouting and bullying broke him. not that there's anything wrong with that, a chef's gotta do what a chef's gotta do, but man, don't make excuse, be proud of yourself for doing your job right.
faggot.

>“At the end of the day, it’s just food, isn’t it? Just food.” ~~Marco Pierre White~~
UwU

More based motivational quotes from famous chiefs??

>>15986832
Yes

> Coffee is for wagies, incels and people with bad breath
>Tea is for patricians, chads and people of noble lineage
Well, was he right /ck/?

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>>15849739
He's compensating for being Marco's bitch for many years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNJ5gnFXmhs

It was his choice, really.

>>15819285
I could write a book about it. Long story short: I make terrible decisions and when I sort my life again and again, I make some mistake that renders all my progress useless, it's due to childhood traumas, abusive family and so on. I also witnessed some terrible shit, that would make the average person literally insane. - The saddest thing is that I've become exactly the same evil as my opressors. And I don't want to live like that.
This story leads to a suicide, sooner or later. I'm not attention-whoring nor I am begging anyone for anything. I've been actually sober for 4 days and have no desire to drink further, it won't fix my issue. I bought a gun though. So there is that.

What I would advise for others is to try to be the best person you can possibly be to your loved and special ones. Fight your demons as hard as you can. Because if not, you will wake up with your hand in a pile of steeming shit, completely alone and with your head full of "what if" thoughts that will annihilate you.

Take advice or not, it's your choice.

>>15724732
he just mimics that man who taught him, Marco Peirre White, who taught all the big Celebrity chefs, while Gordon is fun angry calling people donuts, Marco was an actual sociopath, both are good cooks though

Confess your sins, my child.

Which celebrity chef do you like to emulate while you're at work? Me, I like to pretend I'm the Marco Pierre White of my kitchen, often hurling constructive insults at co-workers and acting like a snob towards most customers, I tried smoking in the store but the health inspector kept showing up every time so I decided to lay off on that for now. I also fuck all of the female co workers in the managers office whenever my other co-workers are on break.

Food for fat slags.

Confess

>>15498819
I mean, pic related have the same "you do you" energy and can get away with it

what's the best simple shit by this little nigga to watch /ck/?

What is /ck/'s opinion on Marco?

>>15088272
> Ramsay

No, I don't think so, no.

MPW mogged him then and mogs him still

>>14916704
There's no real recipe

Why does he hate recipes so much?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-xCIstDBaI

i can't stop watching mpw videos

If you want to eat shit its your choice. There doesnt need to be a recipe.

Is he our guy, /ck/?