/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11741832
If you came into a restaurant with a squirrel, ordered, and then left, would the squirrel be expected to pay the bill? Of course not. Ghouls are treated in the same respect, as non-human entities. Your entire post reeks of necrosis of the brain, probably brought on by your undead apotheosis.

>tfw french onion
It's fat as heck but so tasty

>>11738442
>go to five guys
>grab a handful of their free peanuts
>walk out

>>11740403
Don't even care if you're alive or dead, we love you unconditionally mang.

>>11741674
>yeah, I'm going to act on my barbarous instincts even more than I usually do, that'll show that tripfag
You're sacrificing lives so that you can further debase yourself? Wtf you doing man. Get your head straight you fool.

Anyway, I am a bit worried about you so seriously, try really hard not to eat them. I know you can't help it but wild animals can carry tons of parasites and diseases.

>>11741664
Based living poster

Hot fries are based

There's a legal workaround. Technically, if she ate any flesh, she's not actually a human, and not subject to human laws; instead she is a supernatural "life"form (known as a ghoul), and could be submitted to any government agency for medical experimentation. You could have used this to blackmail her into paying the bill herself (if you could even call her a "her" and not an it, at this point), but you probably fell for her feminine wiles.

>>11724864
I saw people eating literal flesh once.
Weirdos.

>>11741612
That's positively ghoulish

>>11741607
Yeah well don't be TOO tempted by my corpse, I've already riddled it with every anti-ghoul remedy I could find on wikipedia and the various magical spellbooks available through google's top ten searches. Come at me bro, I'm fukkin ready.
*loads holy water gun*

>>11736164
Take it to the graveyard and make new friends :^)

>>11741571
May one of your undead brethren mistake you for a member the living and devour you alive, you zombified poser.

>>11741516
I'd go for about ten years tbqh. No such thing as too long, ghouls have iron stomachs.

>>11720343
Still less awkward than opening your friend's fridge and finding out he's a fucking ghoul.
>tfw you can never be sure if he'll eat you when he's hungry enough

>>11741489
Not true at all. Most animals choose not to eat other animals when they're already satiated (although I understand that as a member of the unliving, you are unable to suppress your instincts), and the undead feeding industry is mostly based around eating the corpses of herbivores who would never eat you even when given the chance.

You've just outed yourself as a ghoul, my friend.

>>11739119
Taco bell or BK, even though you're technically still supporting the undead feeding industry. They still have options for the living, at least, but it's a deal with the devil that you're making all the same.

>>11741404
Says the person who would be completely willing to eat the MALE PENISES of innocent water-based molluscs

Your mom's vagina, ON MEAT.

>>11741384
Okay okay, I'll be serious, "sorry". It seemed like you were basing the premise of your "argument" (you never made one, though I assume you intended to) on the fact that, throughout history, people have always been anthropocentric and therefore it has never been "out", and only ever been "in". My retort was that it's funny that you actually took my observation that meat eating is fashionable seriously and confirmed that observation by trying to refute my implied (but not explicitly stated) position that at some point, it has not been.

It just makes you look very silly, the fact that my silliness baited out your own and really exposed the "flesh" (if I may use one of your favorite words) of your carnivorous fetish.

>>11741329
>t. undead high priest

>>11741359
But you are the one who thinks whether or not it's cool to eat cute molluscs matters, otherwise we wouldn't be having this conversation. And that makes you a gigantic bitch as well as a standard G H O U L

>>11741348
Spoken like a true airhead

>>11741280
Alright that sounds cool but please try to AVOID slaughtering as many as you can while doing so, mmkay? You're a very bad boy otherwise ):