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An eyeball, or the coming of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse.

Wedges?

No pictures and no definition edition

>>10596905
Holy shit. Sounds like a good night out, apart from the free shot of blood of course. Have to be careful with that stuff lad, as you already know he could have had aids or anything.
>>10596913
Isn't is, whose a pretty boy then? But yeah it definitely wasn't me before this so I couldn't care less what I look like after.

>>10596860
Was something to do with it been disrespectful to sit on the phone all night.
>>10596861
God knows lad, I usually pay 80 a gram for this kind of night out.
>>10596882
Did you get caught? If so what was the outcome of the court case?

>>10596817
Rooting for me and slapping me are 2 different things.
>>10596827
And no, just took a glass to the head as I walked back in. Found out later what made him do it was the fact that i went to the toilet to talk to a friend on the phone, he'd said "no phones later" so me going on the phone wound him up.

>>10596777
My brother struck me, anon, not the other way round.

Ended up in a drunken argument with my own brother and took a champagne glass to the head. Stitched up to all High heaven and still can't stop the sauce. In fact I'm using the pain as an excuse to drink for pain relief. Failure as a human lads.

>>10568692
When you say today it's got way worse, how as it got worse exactly? I wouldn't worry though, you'll be fine.

>>10568427
Hahaha hahahaha fucking hell I'm creasing.
Shit on the condom AND couch? That's fucking gold lad. I went in without a condom on one ex and had to wash shit from under me bellend, but didn't get any on the bed.
I don't know why they hate weed so much, I'm lucky in the sense that housemates all smoke it, so they won't be reporting me or anything. Just hint that smoking weed will help you fight off the booze. And fuck the neighbours! I'm going to give an autoflowering strain a try on the windowsill and see what happens.

>>10568387
Cheers anon, you sound cool as fuck too, plus you've already said you want to stop. Does your missis not like weed then? Should drop a few red pills on her, you can grow it yourself, it doesn't kill you, it helps with pain, depression, isn't addictive etc.

But I know them feels, it's either the government saying reeeee it causes mental health or people just don't like the smell. They'd rather your liver packed up and you died a slow painful death than smell a bit of weed.

>>10568322
25 this month mate. That's pretty much the reason I drink, no friends, no prospects, drink takes it all away, but I know I can't keep it up. I first got blackout drunk aged 12, had an alcoholic dad and 2 alcoholic brothers so they didn't care, I just carried it on since then.
I can go without, but that's after I've spent all my money on a binge, when I get paid I binge again.

What are you like with cannabis? I'm hoping to get some next payday, and try to use that to get off the booze. Much healthier and I've never found it addictive. Maybe you should try it anon if you haven't already.

But don't put yourself down lad, we're all on an alcoholic thread on 4chan for a reason.

>>10568286
Britbong here lad.
Is there no chance of talking her round? Explain it'll save the money. And if you're a happy drunk, what's her problem? My ex always said if I was a happy drunk she wouldn't mind how much I drank, but I was always a cunt on it back then.
You can make 40 pints for like, 13 bongs, not sure what that equates to in aussy, but it's sure cheaper than buying cans.

>>10568264
The coopers one is coopers stout, yes.
>>10568270
Stouts are godly on tap, but for Guinness I won't pay the prices in pub daily, can't afford to, so i just drink Guinness draught, always poured. Good enough for me. Kilkenny is bottle and cans, but expensive as fuck and available online only I believe.

Can't you do it in a room no one goes in? I get the ingredients delivered, and desu it looks better for me because I'm walking to the shop less so people think I've slowed the drinking, and it saves hell of a lot of money. Which country you from?

>>10568232
I haven't no, but I know I can get some so I might have to give it a try. I sometimes home brew things like pic related, even though it's expensive and there's a cheaper one called coopers I also like.

Like I say though, towards the end of my binge it's usually 3L of cheap cider, costs about 4.60 bongs just tastes like shite.

>>10568178
I usually start my binge with whisky, then continue the rest of the days with Guinness. Or cheap cider if funds are low.

Funnily enough I went to aa for 2 years, and didn't drink the entire time, went to my first one hammered off a bottle of jd, they didn't mind and welcomed me back.

As for the jesus thing, they never actually ever said to me it had to be jesus. I'm not religious at all, they just told me I had to believe in a power higher than myself, didn't have to be God or jesus or anything. Most of the time it was reading from the big book, or the 12 steps, but most importantly it was sitting in a room full of other alkies who were also recovering, and at a time when for me boredom was at its highest, meaning more chance of drinking.

I'd go along to a few sessions and give it a go, it's useless if you don't really want to stop, but you can use it well if you do want to.

>>10568150
Night terrors are the worst for me too. When I shut my eyes I feel like I've stopped breathing, when I eventually fall to sleep i have nightmares of people trying to kill me, or my dead mum having a go at me, wake up drenched in sweat at like 5am.
>>10568151
At least it's red wine lad, easily the best of all wines.

>>10568139
Nice one lad. What bottles did you get?

>>10568121
Had to make myself vomit yesterday, but all the other things are true. Never heard of bottle flu before, fancy enlightening me?
>>10568127
Doubt many of us will truly see old age anyway lad.

>>10568094
Yeah, just sticking to water and greasy food atm, it works for me. Wish I could get some benzos, my gp hates giving me meds for some reason.

>>10568080
Yeah, when i did a 10 day binge I ended up in hospital. The sweating and tremors I already have, not looking forward to the hallucinations like. Appetite has come back though. I stopped for 2 years and still had shaky as fuck hands though, but doctor won't give me beta blockers.

>>10568057
Yeah, finished a 6 day binge yesterday, need to get off this crazy ride. Can't keep binging like this.
>>10568061
Can't you get another bottle in before everything closes? I couldn't imagine running out before it knocked me out. I'd be rattling up and down the walls.

Was a stupid idea to take a break during this warm weather. Usually have the nightmares and wake up drenched the first night, but holy shit last night was the worst.

>>10564041
This is far superior.