/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10986546
On to Henderson we go. The food monster is gonna come a knockin'.

>>10157652
>they only come in plastic bottles now
Let's play spot the shitty, hypocrite, hipster fag.

Long story short, girlfriend's cunt mom who is a cunt has been sick so girlfriend wanted me to make her something to feel better. I was going to make a mushroom stew I knew the recipe for, but we were out of mushrooms. Girlfriend wasn't home and I didn't feel like going out to buy stuff on top of already making this bitch something. I had an idea, which was to blend some shit into the broth. It helped color it and thicken it. I took it to this old bitch and told her I used dehydrated mushroom powder in the broth as a substitute. Dumb bitch said she loved the rich earthy flavor! I barely kept my shit together and acted nice. Went home, threw out that cooking pot and cracked open a brew. Fucking hell.

>>10112378
>>10113210
>t. irl nogs spotted
Blacks enslaved blacks and sold them, and reddit spacing shitbag who thinks we wuz kangz. You mean to say they fed them food they had around the house? Whaaaaaaat? Shieeeeet.

Soul food is country comfort food rebranded as nigger food since they started stealing culture as soon as they got out from the chains.

>>9883897
>t. illiterate ape who can't condescend properly for being an ignorant and stupid raging turd monster
Calm thine man tits, it's Christmas.

>>9883460
A better one than you, apparently.

>>9883454
Not when you're retarded, which could have been prevented before your ancestry ever reached you.

>>9883440
If it started in the 30s, your parents wouldn't be here to have aborted you.

Dubs decide each instruction
Trips end it
I'll cook it when we're done

>>8791973
I live in PA too. Wan fug?

>>8791582
oxtail is fucking disgusting and i'm ok with everything else on that list. it's literally just bone and meat that shouldnt be eaten

>>8793371
>>8793387
>>8793501
is weird

>>8793166
>>8793139
>>8793120
is just obscure because we think it is

>>8793243
you sound like the type of guy that would deep fry something in oil then throw it out because it's "too oily"

>>8793458
Which part of the chicken is shaped like a black man's curved dick again?

>>8793493
you've obviously never had the toast

>>8793220
the tenders arent that oily, they liberally butter it and it soaks up some oil

>>8785820
if anything's gonna kill them, it's gonna be the cucumber and mayonaise

>>8793176
>tfw i have

>>8790611
>Everybody L O V E S Oxygen, this is correct yes?
>Some people call it Hydrogen, but they're the same thing

>>8793124
i have a tripfag because im in the monthly /ck/ challenge fag

>>8793106
>describes literally any fast food place
>do americanz rly eat dis xD

>>8793074
thats a very lucky dog