/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5687084

Ah. I gotcha.

Like, even if you placed a 200+ buck order, you'd still get charged the same lame ass delieivery fee of $1.95

That isn't fair.

In my experience, the drivers are usually dickheads. Only once have I met a cool driver.

>>5686811

How is that relevant to anything at hand?

>>5687061
>. Enjoy not having delivery ever again

Just trying to defuse the situation here.

But once while drunk, I apparently orderd 20 pizzas and topperstix.

I passed out shortly thereaftere.

My phone had like 100+ missed messages and apparently I was "blacklisted" (top lel) from Toppers.

Funny because they sent me a few coupon and such a week later.

Well I wouldn't order from them again, regardless because they actually double charge people and fuck with orders. The specific franchise has failed to pay employees. I wonder how they still exist?

I guess living in a college town means that exact much.

>>5687022
>eating Subway

>>5686923
Hamburgers > pork chops > steak

>>5686981
> even have pictures of him with my friend

Post them, then.

>but I really don't want to post them here because it makes me depressed

Wjat? No literally what? That makes no sense? Why would seeing pictures and photos of you and your friend and your heralded hero make you feel more depressed?

Apparently he was a great kinda guy, You'd want to kinda relish those memories.

>2003 and I think 2010
>2003 is now "early stand up"

Wry.

>>5687014

Oh nevermind you were talking about PIzza specifically.

>>5687014

Is that Jimmy John's, OP? Pic looks really familiar.

>>5686946

Fuckin' Cap'n Crunch

>>5686493
[citation needed]

Also you can't compare his early stand up work to his later career. And even in the days of self-deprecation, Williams never was the kind of comic to make jokes about suicide and self-hatred.

>>5686797
>My boss bought some and had me try them.

What so he held you down and shoved them down your gullet?

Stop making exceptions for being such a fat lard ass.

I "exercise" "self-control".

Fatass loser.

>>5682028
>eat as fast as we can because we'll get full if we stop eating

>>5473385
>go to the condiment stand to put some half and half in

Well this is where you fail.

>2018-4
>not drinking coffee black

>>5473387

No. I originally did try to parody him, and thus the similar names. Since then I don't really parody him, and rarely post at all.

And now for something different.

Post pics of the outside of your fridge, your magnets, etc.

>tfw I just got that Lil' Redi removable Tatoo in the mail today after I sent an email inquiring as to what happened to On-Cor's anthropomorphic nugget.

Also got the notepad paper of him, but accidentally ripped it. And an On-Cor pen.

Post away, bros! And sorry for shit quality, all I have is a cellphone camera.

Garlic salt and ketchup.

>>5466897

I learned from the best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8PAtGSaaXs&feature=kp

>>5460419

Fuck off, Danny. Salt kicks ass.

>>5466844
>Plochman's

Speaking of, this is a personal favorite of mine. Probably just because I have nostalgic memories tied to it.

This version is pretty good.

Choose wisely.

>>5465830

Mah nigga. I once happened upon a packet of Heinz Mayo at a Culver's of all places, and since then it's the only Mayo I buy. Luckily my local grocery store has it i bottles. Not that I have anything against Wall 2 Wall Mart, but the local store is within walking distance.

Heinz Mayo is just so much more creamy and delicious. Hard to explain, but it's just better.

Add copious amounts of ketchup and garlic salt.

Also I worked at an Arby's for about a month. Regret leaving, tbqh. Boss was laidback as fuck, lax rules, shit was pretty easy to be honest.