/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10762331
I know all that anon, I'm not a newfag. It's just that I have a "default post name" on the clover app because this trip is meant for /int/ where I mostly post and im too lazy to delete it every time I post on different boards z

>>10762303
Ok

>>10762300
The Huh? Isnt me, but the rest is. Why does /ck/ hate individuality? Are you all commies here?

>>10762267
I promise it's not one person. I think he misunderstood me but I'm not gay

>>10762256
I'm sorry friend, I'm not gY

>Hi there!
>You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
>Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

>>10762238
I'm sorry my English isn't very good because it's not my first language. I mean to say the things in a better but can't..

>I'm a smoker and a chef

>>10762212
I do care about you but I knew you wouldn't believe me :)

>>10762183
That's true but I smoked for 12 years and know how incredible it is to break free.

>>10762166
That's because you're supposed to chew it once and then press it against your gum line. It's not meant to be chewed as normal gum, didnt the pharmacist tell you that?

Anyway I'm happy that you kicked the tobacco Jew which is what really matters.

>>10762130
>killing your taste buds and paying through the nose for the privilege
>thinking your deficient taste buds and respiratory system is a good judge of how anything tastes

As a proud ex-smoker I truly pity you. stopping is really easy btw

>>10762115
>being an agent of the underworld

Enjoy your chaos, friend

>>10760729

My grandmother (rip) had many qualities but good cooking wasn't one of them, once she made zucchinis with rice and minced meat and I threw up for 3 days straight upon ingesting them.

Friendly reminder that all whisky is horrid hell-water made for alcoholics and people with nothing to live for.

drink wine instead, it's the way god intended.

>>10762074
Port unfortunately is one of those things on which you have to shell out the big bucks to properly enjoy. Anything cheaper than £30 will taste like shit basically (unless you live in Portugal). if you can get your hands on a Taylor's 2000 you can thank me later.

PS. Port is a dessert wine and is meant to be enjoyed right after a big meal (in lieu of cake or smth) - you can't expect it to taste good without food because of its sweetness.

>>10762019

Absolutely patrician. Had some Taylor's 2000 round new years. Tasted absolutely incredible. Good thread op

>cucumbers
>jalapenos

Unironcially end your existence, mate

>>10754811
>liking women with tits, thighs and ass is a result of propaganda

Well consider me propagandized

>>10756851
Yes but we don't live in feudal China so no one has to subject themselves to chicken liver anymore.

>>10761787
Are you an American? This is just abslotely horrid

>>10758908
>act like he's supposed to be out on the date
>immediately brings out the headphones and book after the date "cancels"

They fucking know mate. Also you shouldnt work so hard, I don't understand why you care if they think of you in a good or bad way? Keep in mind that in 50 years time everyone in that restaurant will be dead and burried. You can also eat at home or in your car if you're THAT bothered about it.

Finally, wait staff are generally nicer to you if you're alone (not ruder)

>>10752224
I smoked for 12 years son and finally kicked the habit. Just trying to make people see that the nicotine Jew doesn't really do anything for you. The cigarette creates the demand for the next one. Just like heroin.

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>>10751882

>all these drug addicts in denial

Yes I'm sure you enjoy the taste of your specific poison. I'm sure if your brand wasn't available you wouldn't smoke literally anything you can get your hands on to scratch your itch. Fucking idiots falling for the nicotine Jew and shilling for it, let's see you have the same attitude in 20-30 years. Oh what's that? Oh yeah I'm SURE you can stop any time you want...

>>10751559
Pipes are absolutely disgusting. You literally get a cesspit of yellow swamp water at the base and any wrong move will have you swallow that shit. No form of tobacco is any way truly enjoyable, it's like wearing a really tight shoe all day just to enjoy the feeling of taking them off at the end of the day, or during your smoke breaks.