/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6078505
GODDAMIT TYRONE, YOU OWE ME 11 DOLLAHS YOU NIGLET

>>6083869
Arguable. Opinions. Tastes.

>>6049507
Engineering officer detected

>>6048676
I'll take 1 to go

>>6049847
>WA LA

>>6049757
>Aussie lamb
I would rather kill myself than eat Australian and New Zealand lamb than glorious superior Quebec lamb. Stay inferior you folks, it's better business for us.

Poutine
I have yet to find a good place that makes poutine worth being eaten, and I'm in fucking Montreal! BROWN SAUCE IS NOT POUTINE SAUCE, GOD DAMN!
>>6049132
I kek'd

>>6049808
I understand, and I knew that. No need to be autistic about it. If you think I was trying to be weeb about this, I wasn't, that's how I was taught to say it since saying taste of Savoury can tend to confuse people who don't know so using the Japanese word fits better. Had the scientists been German, I would have said it in its German form, same for Italian or Spanish. I simy wanted to use the word in the language of the scientist who managed to prove the existence of the taste

You made a big fukken deal of that, you didnt beed to blow a fuse. Just don't get anal.

>>6048864
Is this nigga for real?

>>6049475
>name a worse cheese
For you
Eat it with toast. Standalone, it's nothing special, bland even. Mix it with something and it will make what you mixed it with amazing. You know why? Taste of UMAMI.

>the flying fucking weeb shit is umami
The fifth taste. Look it up. Umami enhances the taste of saltiness, sweetness and dims bitterness and makes acid tastes tamer.

>>6045189
>potato
>not pizza
Yes, I'm pulling fun at your congress for this fucking stupid idea

>>6041227
>>6041231
>>6040347
>>6041236
My sides!!!

>>6046917

>>6041444
Not everyone is like you anon, also, there's the whole Hospitality thing. Trained professional waiters and Maitre D wouldn't do this kind of shit to you or anyone, but not everyone is trained with proper etiquette.

>>6041106
>>6041108
Hiveminding anons

>>6039487
YOU SON OF A WHORE!!!
SACRILEGE!
YOU ARE THE REASON WHY RESTAURANTS CLOSE!

>>6046002
Hey, as long as you eat the pie, you ok in my books. I mean, it's still pie crust. Put some Creme chantilly on that.

>>6046825
True, but rules are rules and you're gonna get banned if you don't follow them

>>6046704
Agreed it looks like shit and would taste like shit, BUT DON'T YOU FUCKING INSULT FRENCH CUISINE!

Your knives are dull, your shoes are filthy, your cutting boards and unsanitised, your oven doesn't work properly, YOUR HAIR IS ALL OVER THE FOOD AND YOU DON'T WASH YOUR HANDS!

Get the fuck out of my kitchen you rancid contaminated ape!

>>6036782
Anon, brine, THEN marinate. The brine will have increased the moisture of the chicken breast and opened up the pores. With that, you marinate the chicken and the meat will be taking in lots of the marinade. Then you grill it, or make Scallopinis as you suggested and pan fry them. Now all you need are side dishes.

>this thread

>>6042997
Fukken this

>>6043860
Ok, now you lost me... Gonna have to research what a nightshade is

No, OP is not a fruit, that'd be insulting to fruits world wide, I think he's some form of negroid of somekind, maybe a Maximus Negrus

None of you in my area... damn... Heh, not like I'd get there anyways, being a socially inept fatass with aspergers a bunch of other social/mental disorders make me utterly shitty, also, schizophrenic paranoia and crippling anxiety turn me really fucking unapproachable.

I hate my faulty genetics and my bloodline for it, as well as all the recessive genetic illnesses