/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18937337
your an poet

>>18931073
that's just what we tell the youngins so they stay the fuck outta our prunes.

people who are dehydrated.

>>18934848
PBR

>>14298211
Only missing ketchup now

>>14293240
Basically every part of the english kitchen except gravy

>>14293272
Fried cheese is really good, mozzarella sticks ain't. Mozzarella is a bad cheese to fry, but Camembert, Blue cheese or just basic Eidam are all great when breaded and fried.

SHE'S NOT THAT PURE GUYS
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>>14298684
Any Radegast, Pilsner Urquell or Kozel? God Czech stuff, Kozel and Radegast are about that price point that I mentioned here. You can get the Kozel for about the price I mentioned if you buy it in plastic 2 liters.

>>14298634
you might as well just dilute cheap vodka.
Also, if that's 0.3l per bottle, it's 9 liters of beer for 8€, you can get around 8 liters of good stuff for 10€ here so I dunno why you would not pay a few € more to get something drinkable.

>>14298414
>Belgian beers
Belgian beers is a consooomer shit staple that means nothing.
Czech stuff is where it's at.

>No Czech beer
What has /ck/ come to?

>>14187801
Tis lookin a little too fatty for my taste but if it tastes great to you that's ebic :}

>>14187792
Obligatory Cross-section

/ck/ rate my second ever omelet

So, I kind of need some recipes to prepare with for a week long hike. They need to be made out of dried foods and preparable with a single cooking pot.
I can use most lasting ingredients that can be stored relatively in outside temperatures.
Best if they are cheapest, they can be able to utilize the whole backyard and kitchen so making my own beef jerky isn't a problem at all.
Water shouldn't be a problem.

My contribution to anyone who seeks the same thing:
>cook rice
>cook beans
>steam the jerky above the two cooking to rehydrate it and warm it up
>fry the jerky in a little oil (I can bring some), season it with garlic powder, paprika and onion powder half a minute before taking it off the heat
>Serve the beans and rice mixed, topped with spiced jerky.
You can get all those ingredients locally and it's easy to not fuck up.

>>12865291
Warmshowers.org allows you to house bicyclists on trail (weird but works) so you could cook for them. Maybe there is something similar you could do if you don't want to do exactly that, like feeding the homeless with the food

>>12755420
Best sick food is rice with cacao powder mixed in. Works for almost any sickness and isn't half bad.

>>12491344
Nigga I was in no drive thru, I was at the counter and I asked that bitch to specifically give me barbecue sauce and she even asked me again because she didn't understand me the first time, how the fuck she managed to do that I don't know, I'm fucking flabbergasted

>>12491194
I did

They messed up my order at KFC, right?
But it wasn't a normal mess up like with a drink or getting small instead of big fries
I ordered a boneless chicken banquette with BBQ sauce and a pepsi because pepsi is the best
And I got FUCKING BEANS instead of the BBQ
Like straight up Baked fucking Beans
I don't know why I should be angry, because of the fact that they ended up messing my order that fucking much or because they even have fucking beans
And the worst part is I didn't even open the box up until I was in the bus going back home, I ordered it to have something to eat on the way and to my surprise I get fucking baked beans
Like what the fuck are you supposed to do in that situation? Dip your french fries in fucking beans?
Who the fuck even eats beans like that? What ordinary Bob McFuckingCuntFace just decides they'll dip they're chicken strips in fucking beans that day
It wasn't even like a normal food portion
It was a bit bigger than a normal sauce container, but still pretty small
You couldn't even fit a spoon in there
But as you can imagine, beans aren't very flavourful, or at least the sauce part isn't
And I tried dipping my fries, but the shit just doesn't budge
It's just wet fucking fries
No flavour
I ended up just slurping them up and they're not even good
Talk about adding insult to injury
Fucking KFC

I add a little cinnamon and vanilla, maybe some fruit or berries if I'm feeling adventurous. People who also do this, what do you add when brewing your cold brew?

>>12395892
https://www.deathwishcoffee.com/blogs/news/store-cold-brew-in-fridge

>>12395951
https://jbs.camden.rutgers.edu/Gaula_Donegan_caffeine
https://healthfully.com/545173-does-caffeine-affect-bacteria.html
>doesn't do research before trying to mock someone
Go back to /Pol/ you fucking retard

>>12395892
The caffeine kills bacteria you bitter burnt pretzel of a human being