/ck/ - Food & Cooking

It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. They've done studies, you know. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

It's double authentic Mexican, now with 30% more chopped heads.

>>6065198
/b faggots having a go at us?

bye!

>>6065805
Yeah right, you got fucked in the ass, it was just a one time thing so you're not a total homo, you're just a partial homo?

>>6065803
Oh you got your fill tool, right up your buttholio!

breeth in the air||

You dumb fucking twat

>>6065757
Not really, they claim them as good in NYC but they're really shit. They're pretty disgusting, I have no reason to be in those shitholes.

I don't want to eat stuff that looks like poo and deal with a bunch of bobble headed types... it's not worth my time.

>>6065744
Ignorant you say?
indians write shit code and shit in the ganges where they drink from then come here to the USA.

Oh yeah but I'm the ignorant one?
GTFO chump!

>>6065722
fuck that, I'm not buying anything associated with indians, thats nasty shit.

I wont eat that shit so it leeves more for you... good times for you and that shit india smell.

>>6065720
Live and learn like my first try at Creme Brulee.

It tasted good but was really fucked up.
My GF at the time just gave me this look,
that was hilarious.

>>6065698
That's pretty funny when one thinks of it... there's always someone cunt with a marketing degree, what's worse?

Those faggots or ambulance chasing lawyers? There's not much of a choice to the twat generation.

>>6065653
my gf's butthole's chocolate

>>6065646
lentils suck dick.

I bought some to try them out and they suck,I most certainly will NOT make indian poopy food with them.

I might throw the rest of the rest of them away, they might be worthy of being thrown on ramen noodles.

>>6065597
hahahaha!

>>6062895
Nothing spectacular, I heated up some leftover freedom freedom fries and went to town on them.

It's just a monday night.

Bu bu BLT!!!

>>6058694
Speak with some Hawaiians, Spam is the state dish of Hawaii.

That came from history, from after the nips bombed Pearl Harbor and they couldn't get much food there, they had to make due, and spam was easy to get to them.

Fuck nips and their imperial bullshit!

>>6065302
In nk prison camps they'll eat anything.
No joke.

If it was jews they'd be freaking out all over the media.

>>6065283
I see m00n runes and I'm like fuck this shit!\\\

>>6065211
WARHeads will do that, also after brushiNg your teeth some orange juice.

bad ttimes!

OK OK it was 1600 back then, it's just that most of us got close to 1400 and that dude I wrote did get a perfect score, it's been a few years and SAT scores are something that I've long since forgotten.

Once you get into the real world you'll understand.

>>6053031
I only had some ketchup and some white bread once so that's what I ate.

Ketchup on white bread. Shit happens.

>>6056059
Clearly you enjoy what I write but don't understand English. Also you should have seen my ex, she was a professional model and really damn hot.

I never cheated on her and I suspect that she never cheated on me, but one never really knows and I'm not spy on some chick, that would be creepy.

>>6056036
The management of large companies likes not being called at 3 to 4 AM in the morning when some shit program that some indian wrote failed.

>>6056035
If you had any reading comprehension you'd have understood from what I wrote that I can work from home and I like fucking around on websites between having to produce anything.

I don't bill for time that I'm not actually working which is another reason to be on site, I don't have to deal with time workng v time not working. If I have to do some shit at 3am in the morning it's no big deal, it all aggregates to the same 7 or 8 hours a day depending on the contract, I'm honest and stick to the spirit and not necessarily the letter of it, most companies are pretty cool about that too.

If you're honest with them, they'll be honest with you. It also helps to speak English and not be a stinking bobble headed Indian.