/ck/ - Food & Cooking

canned tuna? ew..

ahi steak or atleast in a pouch, op. canned tuna contqins mercury.

>yucky

>>4888749
>>4888750
goodnight :)

>>4888737
i am honest. fits nicely in the anus, right?

>>4888729
let u do it too

>>4888734
i love my doge. her name is sol`e and shes awsome

>>4888724
thank you?

>>4888704
here i am

>>4888703
i am not.
>>4888704
just one sec sir

>>4888583
and yes sir, they are.

>>4888695
i cried

>>4888693

see here


>>4888649

>>4888689
if only i had, my fine homosexual friend,
are you hitting on me without knowing what i look like? ;)

>>4888691
i sure do ;)

>>4888686
nope, im pretty built though.
i may post that pic here soon.

>>4888669
ugh, my wife is the vain of my existence. started out just fuckin some chick and ended up getting her preggers. wrap your willy anon! best advice i can give you.

>>4888670
not at all, i love uncommon names. my son's name is Othello

>>4888651
seriously? you want to go out of your way to ruin someones life? this isn't /b/. you have nothing to prove and i believe you can do it. why you want to be a dick?

>>4888654
it curves up. not left or right.

>>4888655
i might just fap to this later...
our driver did not make it like this. the owner did. the cocacola delivery person was late and stupid and constantly dropping off the wrong order.

no salami, everything else yes.

our veggie pizza has:
>roma tomatoes
>black olives
>mushies
>red onions
>artichoke hearts
>and feta
its very good with jalapenos and sausage.

>>4888656
not too big, about 5 inches and 3 and a half in girth. pics later, but im at home with no pizza here.

>>4888643
a group comming and and they said we screwed their order up, we remade their pizza to their request. they said we did it agian. we told them to leave and he tried to swing on me.

I THREW HIM ON THE GROUND!

>>4888648
shes remarried and seems very happy now.

i myself am not.

>>4888634
and the craziest thing people ask for is everything on it. thats alot of shit. and alot of shit that does not belong together like pineapple;e and anchovies and feta ricotta and bbq sauce; all kinds of shit.

>>4888632
dude, please dont. i prithee, whatever you are planning on doing, please stop. we have a good thing going.

>>4888628
cought her changing into her sports uniform in the bathroom. i was attempting to take out the trash and she forgott to lock the door.

>>4888634
well thank you :^)

>>4888638
up

>>4888611
no, her fine ass sister did.

>>4888613
ill post a thread tomorow then about same time with th same pic just so you, sir, can know what the record is.
no novelty pizzas like taco, fruit salad, or breakfast pizzas.

we used to have coca cola, but the delivery driver was a moron so we switched to pepsi (made me sad), plus pepsi is cheaper

>>4888616
no karo syrup or flaxseed.
wee keep bbq and buff sauce up there for our wings.

>>4888608
hand tossed newyork style.
we used to do a pan sicilian, but some of the employees could not grasp the concept of backing pan pizza on a brick style oven.
it apears new england becuse we started tucking the edge of the dough under around the edges cuz it "looks prettier."

>>4888609
i'm sure im about to ignite a shitstorm by asking this...
but what the hell is a fleen?

>>4888606
one day.

she bumped into me the other day with a pot and said:
"sorry for banging you."

to which i replied:

"was it that bad that you had to apoligize?"

i have seen her naked though.

top shelf.

>>4888602
it is cooled to 35 degrees...

lel...

>>4888595
yeah, i beleive media is killing the economy. free music depleted cd sales. online news is killing newspapers sales. kindle is killing publishing companys. bitcoin is killing the USD. it's just a mattr of time.

>>4888596
me too. it is really a brilliant shot and shes a brilliant woman (funny how those beasts do exist), but alas, i am married and she so is she.

>>4888589
oh i fuckin wish man.
sorry nothing i can do.

>>4888590
we make our own ranch.

>>4888586
there are two other pizza places in our town and a pizza hut. we do great and are preferred by all the locals and hotels.
i live in a smaller ski town where we thrive on tourism. the job market belongs to food service and we are rated at number 3 behind a mexican and a chinese restaurant(s)

bumpity bumpity bump bump bump