/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16184419
That's a tripfag, you dummy.

>>15559148
All tripfigs must hang

>>15362651
Hush up.

And make some bangers.

>>14671370
My mother bought me one.
I use it for popcorn and heating leftovers which means it's used maybe a dozen times a year total.
I'm told it's pretty good for melting chocolate but I'm not much of a dessert guy.

Good book, by the way. I should read it again. Amazing how spot on it is in describing a /b/tard decades before those existed.

>>14671333
Yes.
Or you can just buy those one-use foil ones (which can be used more than once, by the way)

>>14662435
>uncle Paul
57 years young

>>14660667
I hate having to agree with a tripfig but he's not wrong on this one.
At least make the damn filling yourself

tripfigs will be first against the wall
Who will be second? You guessed it; Frank Stallone

>>13825718
I almost never have ramens but when I do it's the Korean one with the firebreathing chicken on the packet. Not just because they're spicy but also because the noodles themselves appear to be of a better quality.

Hah, nice try.
I simply kill myself.
Been looking for an excuse anyway.

Did I ever tell you the difference between a bean and a chick pea?

I wouldn't pay 50 bucks to have a bean in my mouth

Also, those peas look overcooked to me. I don't like it when they get wrinkly. Just warm them up for a minute in the water you used to boil the rice or whatever.
Or thaw them and feed them raw to the ducks at the local pond. It's much better for them than white bread.

I'm more of a flour man myself. On account of the softness.

>>12310048

>>12125386
tripfigs are the worst

I trust you know why the mushroom got invited to all the parties?

>>11983997
>ywn have to curl up inside a horse carcass for warmth with a cute girl and maybe your penis slips, by accident, into her vagoo and gets stuck there as the horseblood dries overnight

I haven't really been to many places there. I've been to the Bachelor Inn just North of the river and I'd definitely tell you to avoid that.
Driest burger I ever had and a 45 minute wait for fucking fish and chips.
If you do go there, though, see if they still have "artisanal water" on the menu and take a pic of it. I don't remember how much they were charging but it was something retarded like 5 Euro for a bottle. Of water.

Le Bon Crubeen, quite closeby, is excellent, though.
Madison's on Earl Street is pretty nice, but rather touristy. Usually have a nice cheap soup for lunch which works nicely if you don't want to waste a lot of time there. And the locals come out of the woodwork at night. Great service too. I think Madigan's might be a chain of pubs, but I haven't been to any of the others.
I mostly just pop into whichever pub is there when I feel hungry and/or thirsty, so I don't really remember a lot of place names or even what I ate there, sorry.

And swing by this place if it's still open just to piss on these vegan retards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnDV7IsRM34

>>11970361
Are you really that stupid or do you just hope everybody else is?
Any asshole can impersonate a namefig. I'm doing it right now.

>>11942238
>when you misunderstand the Scott McKenzie lyrics

>>11639022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fku7hi5kI-c

>>11505332
Are you calling that other guy poor just because you can afford a BMW in the US? Cars are dirt cheap there.
Besides, in my experience, the only kind of man who names his car and refers to it as female is one who couldn't afford to buy a second one. You blew everything you had on that thing, didn't you, buddy?

>>11505343
Wanting to fuck a deer is a meme, retard. Go look at /an/ sometime.

God, why are namefigs ALWAYS so cringy?

>>11502228
You can start by buying me a drink

>>11495672
The computer's fine, though.
Use your own peripherals and you'll practically never have to physically touch the thing anyway.

>>11484112
Was it ever confirmed that she does all her tasting with a Fork of Horripilation?

>>11464287
Oh man. Dolores O'riordan died?
What of?