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I'm try dig a snow tunnel, I want it to be 500 feet deep and straight into the snow, what tools am I going to need to dig such a tunnel?

>> No.1730357

is it for your step son? This is important

>> No.1730360

you need lots of snow

>> No.1730521

>>1730319
keke

>> No.1730794

Get a shipping container them fill it with wood or garbage whatever you like to burn light it on fire and let it get a glowing hot. It will welt the snow beneth it and do all the work for you. Don't forget to set the shipping container long ways up

>> No.1730800

>>1730319
5000 pounds of imitation crab meat and a blow torch.

>> No.1730816

>>1730794
add a shot of black and that's it

>> No.1730840

Hand tools should do it

>> No.1730895
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1730895

>>1730319
Oughtta do'er

>> No.1730904

>>1730319
Unironically commit suicide.

>> No.1730979

do a big wee wee

>> No.1731003

>>1730904
If he digs a 500 deep foot hole straight down into snow he'll probably end up dead one way or the other.

>> No.1731110

>>1730794
fire goes out as container is submerged in meltwater

>> No.1731276

>>1730319
vents for oxygen

>> No.1731393

>>1731110
No it steams the air out the water and turns it onto air mist.

>> No.1731396

>>1730319
Is this for your wife's boyfriend's stepson's science fair project?

>>1730794
This

>> No.1731399

Build a large wooden log in the shape of the tunnel you want it to be during autumn. Then when snow settles burn the wood and you'll have your tunnel

>> No.1731403

>>1730319
Hook an AUX input to a Cobra CB radio and just yell at the snow until it parts for you

>> No.1731425

>>1731393
Sure do love me some good air mist

>> No.1731582

>>1730319
45 guys and 45x12 beers. Have everyone peeing into the same spot.

>> No.1731607

I guess I'm bragging, but one of my finest accomplishments in life was giving birth to two half-decent /diy/ memes. When I posted the shot of black advice I was being sincere, so I can't really take any credit for that, but when I hijacked a normal thread to dig a hole for my wife's son's science project I was actually trying.

No matter what other failures I rack up in the game of life, I'll die with a smile on my face.

>> No.1731618

>>1730319
How did an arctic fox get on this site?

>> No.1731673

>>1730319
Take Plutonium core out of a radioisotope thermoelectric generator. Set it on the snow and come back in a week.

>> No.1731847

>>1730800
the snow will keep it fresh. we just have so much!

>> No.1732252

>>1731673

>and come back in a week.

Dressed in STALKER gear.

>> No.1732336

>>1730904
>Unironically
Sardonically have a great life.
>no fun allowed

>> No.1732510

>>1731582
perkele

>> No.1732538

>>1730319
The thumbnail for this image looks like a gaped snowmans asshole

>> No.1732554
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1732554

Hold on, I got this.

>> No.1732792

>>1732336
>same stupid joke for the 1000th time
>fun

>> No.1733031

>>1730319
A cannon.

>> No.1733033

a