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/diy/ - Do It Yourself

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1003759 No.1003759[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Hey \dIY/ I have not tools and a bunch of old circuit boards in my bunker, I want to build a robot bong that runs off of the universe, some people are conspiring to stop me and ghost interfere. I want to patent my super secret design. does anyone know how to use a rapsberry pi? I will be connecting my headphones to it but they do not work. I have no money, and your country sucks. Can I 3d print this? what should I buy? Don't try to tell me it won't work! I have never soldered before but I have a wood burning kit with a frayed power cord. how much will this cost me?

>> No.1003761

>>1003759
bump

>> No.1003765

COME ON I NEED THIS BY TOMORROW!

>> No.1003767

You forgot that you want to sound proof it so that nobody in your miles of woods can hear you masturbate

>> No.1003769

>>1003767
good idea, how do i do that?

>> No.1003772

>>1003769
Easy, just coat the whole thing in mayonnaise. Mayonnaise due to the fact it is a colloid is a perfect sound insulator.

>> No.1003773

>>1003772
Mayonnaise? got it. I'm going to need a lot.

>> No.1003776

can someone draw a sirkit?

>> No.1003784

bump

>> No.1003813

Do what this fucking retard did!
https://imgur.com/gallery/OLK3o#aSKqQWg
Courtesy of some guy from /cow/

>> No.1003816

>>1003813
I dont know what /cow/ is and it makes me hate you. Luckily for you, that guys lack of common sense makes me hate him more.

I hope he invested a few of his unemployment checks in some decent guns, he'll need them for Africa.