/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.10203890]

How /fa/ is your life?

>woke up
>smoked weed
>made eggs

[Anonymous No.10203905]

>>10203890
thats degenerate

[Anonymous No.10203908]

DUDE

[Anonymous No.10203935]

WEED

[Anonymous No.10203954]

Lost 20 bucks after losing 10 just a couple days ago, pretty annoyed, thinking about if I should message a pic of my outfit (because looks pretty different) to my almost-gf and ask if she likes it, that's why I came to /fa/ honestly.

You think I should?

[Anonymous No.10203957]

>>10203890
Camus is dope.

[Anonymous No.10203960]

>>10203890
>waking up
Not effay at all, even worse you smoke the devils lettuce

[Anonymous No.10203961]

>>10203954
No.

[Anonymous No.10203966]

>>10203961
Aite.

[Anonymous No.10203969]

Super effay life
>woke up
>ate a chocolate chip muffin and glass of milk
>played pikmin 2
>went on here

[Anonymous No.10203971]

>>10203890
>Woke up
>Got dressed
>Drove halfway across the state
>Had a coffee
>Drove back home
>Coffee again
>Made dinner
>Played some AoE2 with some friends
>Post on effay

[Anonymous No.10204208]

>woke up
>glass of water
>shower
>gym
>run
>rice with chilli, water
>run
>shower
>see friends

this is today, an average day. Rate?

[Anonymous No.10204220]

>>10203905
degenaracy is effay

[Anonymous No.10204229]

>woke up at noon
>coffee
>4chan
>gonna eat some leftover past soon
>might go to the gym or for a run, one or the other
>gonna hang out and get high with my friends later

eh, boring day

[Anonymous No.10204230]

>>10204229
>leftover past
accidentally profound

[Anonymous No.10204232]

Is my life /fa/ if I don't get up until 1pm and then hopefully gain enough courage to supress ny crippling anxiety and go outside to purchase a coffee before i have to go to work?

[Anonymous No.10204234]

>woke
>cliff bar
>read IJ
>programming intern
>take off early to meet with qt

[Anonymous No.10204239]

>woke up at 900
>spanked it to random /h/ stuff
>put on Soundtracks for the Blind
>slept until 1300
>put some chimichangas in the microwave
>came to /fa/

And I will probably stay in my room until 1300 tomorrow. Effay?

[Anonymous No.10204246]

>>10203890
>woke up
>did some stretces
>pounded a shitload of water
>worked out for about 30 minutes
>healthy beckfurst
>shower and brush teeth
>currently on 4chan getting my daily dose of degeneracy

[Anonymous No.10204365]

>woke up
>fell a little further down
>opened up my wallet
>it was full of blood

[Anonymous No.10204376]

>woke up 2 hours later than i would've liked
>made eggs and coffee
>emailed a prof to do research with him next year
>take ground beef out to thaw
>downloaded la notte to watch tonight
>downloaded ~15 memphis rap albums
>discuss true detective on /tv/ for a bit
>dodge questions from a guy i knew in highschool about my summer, on facebook

TO BE DECIDED
>play soccer or skateboard for the afternoon
>make tacos or pasta sauce
>go drinking or stay in

[Anonymous No.10204379]

so is this a fuccboi general or what, because it sure seems like it

[Anonymous No.10204414]

>woke up at 10:30am
>lay in bed until 1:30pm
>had a wank in between and watched YouTube
>got up and made eggs
>napped with my dog for an hour
>made a t-shirt for school
>sitting in toilet posting to /fa/

Is this effay?

[Anonymous No.10204416]

>After several snooze/wake-up moments sit up in bed, light a fag and look at the slag that I porked whilst contemplating life.
>Take a line of cocaine from the Kartell Ghost Buster bedstand.
>Walk nakedly towards kitchen, admire form in every mirror that I pass.
>Put 80's British music on the antiquated B&O Beocenter 8000
>Open a new bag of beans from the local roaster down the street, grind them up in the Mazzer Robur before pulling a shot on my La Marzocco GS3, admire face in reflection of said overpriced coffeedevice.
>Put on the robe I stole from Plaza Athénée,
>Drink several cups of espresso and smoke several fags on the balcony overlooking the people walking their dogs in the park and the cars in the streets going by and contemplate life.
>Go to library to sit on my Corbusier LC4
>Have a nice tug thinking about the fit gash that I plastered last night.
>Have maid make breakfast for said clunge.
>Go to shower.
>Piss in shower.
>Apply products, Aesop and Clinique mostly.
>Stare at wardrobe in the walk-in-closet for 30min. contemplating different fits but always going for the full SLP uniform every time.
>Go outside, step in the red Porsche 930 Turbo my dad left me and drive to restaurant 400m away.
>Order brunch, don't eat anything, just drink wine, whilst starring intensely at other people till they look away and contemplate life.
>Drive back home.
>Browse /fa/

Such is life, I need to do something constructive with it though.

[Anonymous No.10204418]

>wake up
>go on /fa/, fuel my hatred for you faggots
>go on reddit, fuel my hatred for those faggots
>make coffee

[Anonymous No.10204433]

>>10203890
>1pm
>woke up
>took dexamphetamine
>drank coffee
>smoked a B&H
>slid into some comfy Rick
>Read a couple chapters from WOOL
>ate a hardboiled egg and a protein bar

[Anonymous No.10204437]

>didn't go to bed last night because was on drugs and couldn't sleep
>woke up
>did a 360
>walked away

[Anonymous No.10204441]

>Wake up at 9:00 pm
>Drink Milk and water, planning on sleeping again soon
>Stay up all night playing League
>At 9:00 am I take an adderall to stay up and fix my sleep schedule
>Play more League and get my Reigning Champ hoodie in the mail
>Pay my college tuition while calling my bank to let them know it's not fraud ( banks suck)
>Drink black coffee and post in this thread

[Anonymous No.10205298]

>woke up at 7 AM
>teased my cock a bit while working up the energy to get out of bed
>meditated, threw on a white henley/black jeans/boots, left home for a work meeting
>sipped on some iced coffee, turned down some fresh-ass donuts at the meeting, went home and ran for an hour
>showered, shaved, trimmed beard, pubes, etc.
>ate two eggs, a bagel, drank a Red Bull
>visited my mother at work, mailed a letter to Financial Aid, ate some egg drop soup
>got back in bed, teased my cock a bit more, listened to St. Vincent and Ghost Face Killah, cried, went to work

D-did I do good?

[Anonymous No.10205302]

>>10205298
teasing your cock is not fa but you make for up with GFK

[Anonymous No.10205303]

>>10205298
that sounds like an awful day

[Anonymous No.10205305]

>>10204208
really nice that you hit the gym, respect!

[Anonymous No.10205315]

>>10203971
based aoe2 player

[Anonymous No.10205327]

>>10204376
Most effay so far.

[None !HATEDjgkJA No.10205341]

>woke up at 6:30 being wanked by my girl
>came
>showered
>went to college but bitch forgot her phone in my flat
>went back, we said fuck it and went to sleep till midday
>woke and and she left
>went to sleep some more cause of tired (too much fucking)
>woke up at 3pm went to buy something to eat and some smokes
>saw a friend in the street so we came back to place to chat a bit
>he left and now im here just doing nothing
>going to a place with my friend in a couple of hours to watch a screening of Akira

[Anonymous No.10205342]

>wake up
>decide not to go to work today, again
>do a line of ketamine
>I can't feel my face
>order food online
>go on /fa/

[Anonymous No.10205346]

>>10204416
did you actually do these things?

[None !HATEDjgkJA No.10205352]

>>10205342

sounds cool

[Anonymous No.10205365]

>wake up at 4 am
>cold shower
>eat a light breakfast
>grab bag and head out door
>jog around the city for an hour
>arrive as 1st customer before coffee shop opens
>6 am now
>sky is going from indigo to navy
>talk with barista friend while she makes a cup
>she gives me a blowjob in the pastry room
>pay
>drink
>leave
>jog to train station
>take train to uni
>morning now, everyone is up
>head to class
>classes end
>head back home on metro train
>smoke a cig on the balcony
>shower
>read
>eat some mashed potatoes with bread and soup
>watch 2 or 3 Things I Know About Her for the second time while taking notes
>shitpost on /fa/ while trading stocks
>practice playing piano
>hours pass
>skip dinner and eat some cantaloupe
>shitpost on /fa/ some more
>jack off
>go to bed

[Anonymous No.10205373]

>>10205365
effay as fuck

[Anonymous No.10205377]

>wake up
>contemplate how much depression destroyed my life while laying in bed
>in going to eat something and sleep

I think I might kill myself any day now.

[Anonymous No.10205378]

>>10204416
the dream...

[Anonymous No.10205390]

>>10204365
Based

[Anonymous No.10205401]

>woke up at 10
>had a handful of almonds and some water
>played Psychonauts for a few hours
>fapped
>made a salad
>made plans to go tubing down a river with friends later this week
>going to work 5-10 then smoke a bowl and pass out
I ate so little because I pigged out yesterday on a pint of gelato. Worth it.

[Anonymous No.10205406]

> wake up
> dry hump bed while browsing porn gifs for half an hour
> masturbate in shower
> dress grayscale
> feed kitty
> kiss kitty on forehead and I'm outie

[Anonymous No.10205407]

>>10205346

yes, day in day out.

[Anonymous No.10205425]

>woke
>showered
>espresso with cutie
>shakshuka for breakfast
>read a book
>lunch with friend
>coffee shop to plan for meeting with boss later
>work

[Anonymous No.10205433]

>>10204416
mildly entertaining read
post here again if you actually attain that life

[Anonymous No.10205451]

>woke up at 3
>went to work at 430
>sweat my balls off in black slacks and a blue polo at Ross
>come back home at 9
>applied to a local community college, got accepted the same hour
>browse 4chan
>eat cold pizza
>go for a swim and get tired after a few minutes
>jack off
>browse 4chan

eh

[Scooby doo No.10205454]

>>10203890
This is me minus smoke weed. I thought about it but practiced piano instead.

[Anonymous No.10205464]

>>10203908
>>10203935
You, you, I like you. WEED BRO! XD

[Anonymous No.10205469]

>weed
aHA AH AAH HAA HAHAH HHA AHA

[Anonymous No.10205476]

>>10203890
>wake up 7am
>bathroom
>whip up some eggs and toast.
>get dressed for work. Brown aldens, navy trousers, white shirt.
> drive my 2014 535ix bmw to work like ussual.
>30 min drive
> walk in workplace. Say hi to the receptionist swipe in to the elevator.
> get to my floor talk to the boss for a couple min about the project.
>work on the project
> Work
>leave, go home
> eat chicken with brown rice
> make plans with college friends
The corporate life

[Anonymous No.10205479]

>woke up with a nasty ass hangover from the other night
>made some double espresso and drink water
>got ready for the work
>went to work did a casting for a shitty commercial with models
>at home drinking more

[Anonymous No.10205480]

>>10205341
>>10205352
thanks m8 ur day too

>my food arrived
>ate some of it, saved rest for later
>time for more ketamine
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqt8Z1k0oWQ

[Anonymous No.10205481]

>>10205476
Forgot to say played violin for an hour when i got home. Just some bach.

[Anonymous No.10205482]

AHA HAH AHHA AAH AAH AAH BACH

[Anonymous No.10205488]

>wake up early
>work as a traveling therapist
>drive from place to place with my photography gear, ocassionally taking pictures of shit I find interesting.
>4 pm patient cancels visit so I head to shoe store and buy some clarks
>heading to downtown to take more photographs and break new shoes in

[Anonymous No.10205501]

>>10205479
this is not how you become a true detective m8

[Anonymous No.10205545]

>Wake up
>Run
>Shave and shower
>Eat breakfast of whole-grain toast and half a grapefruit
>Crave cigarette
>Chew on disgusting quitting gum while working for net six hours
>Eat lunch of chicken salad
>Drink several glasses of coffee while absentmindedly watching friends
>Masturbate
>Skype girlfriend who's in Calgary right now
>Go to gym
>Read some shitty poetry anthology before going to sleep at 11 pm

[Anonymous No.10205571]

>>10205545
>>Skype girlfriend who's in Calgary right now
hope you are fucking some other chick cuz she is getting pounded ova there

[huckleberry !0FTILDoI8. No.10205638]

Wake up to my loving family. Have coffee and discuss fox news with my grandmother, tell her it's all Jewish propaganda. Pray before I eat the meal she so made for. Pray for protection, patience and strength. Wash my plate and thank my grandmother. Wish my parents a good day at work. May God bless them. Play guitar for a bit. Take my fit pic. Shower. Head to work. Text dirty things to my girlfriend. Check fit responses. Work. Come home. Go to the gym with my dad. Play with my brother. Read. And fall asleep.

What a good life

[Anonymous No.10205673]

>wake up
>work
>about to sleep
Please just end it all

[Anonymous No.10205674]

>woke up at 6 P.M.
>watched youtube videos
>ate some ice cream
>stared at the ceiling for a while
>checked snapchat
>now im here

[Anonymous No.10205689]

>>10205571
We're engaged after being together for six years, we went to university together, and we met each other in high school. She's leaving to see her grandparents that live there. Believe it or not, we have a loving and beautiful relationship where infidelity isn't a pressing issue. If you're always preoccupied with the thought of your girlfriend fucking strangers, you should either leave the relationship or grow up.

[Anonymous No.10205700]

>>10205689
> we have a loving and beautiful relationship where infidelity isn't a pressing issue.

probably fucked a nigger couple of times bro sorry

[Anonymous No.10205730]

>get up at 2pm
>hour long shower, shave, etc
>eat my breakfast at 3.30pm
>study linear algebra from 4 until 7
>eat
>shitpost on 4 chan
>go outside in my backyard for a while, stand around just to get some fresh air
>watch true detective

I'll probably be awake until 4 or 5 am

[Anonymous No.10205734]

>woke up 11am
>drank green tea
>vomited from green tea
>went on treadmill
>took a bath
>ate two handfuls of cereal and a cup of soup
>chilled in bed

gonna go practice drawing or some shit soon

[Anonymous No.10205740]

>>10205545
>mfw I live in Calgary

Tell her to hit up Kawa on 8th street, it's p good

[Anonymous No.10205767]

>>10205689
Not trying to be a dick just telling you how life is sometimes. But I met a girl from a workshop I ran and she kinda forced friendship on to me. Didnt think anything of it since shes got 10 years on me and just seemed to be friendly also she was in a long distance relationship for 8 years. Shed always try to invite me over. Finally went one time (im way less of a pushover now) and she kept trying to advance on me with sexual inuedo and touching. Never expected it since she always talked about how much she loved her boyfriend and how he said he was going to marry her when he comes back from whereever the fuck he was. Just becareful man. I guess women have needs or something

[Anonymous No.10205773]

>woke up at half 8
>fell asleep again and woke up at 11
>try to have a wank in shower but doesn't work
>wank after getting out of shower
>play video for the first time in years
>get pissed off and throw controller at TV, decimating the screen
>buy a tenner bag and smoke it
>come home and browse replacement TVs
>stare at my ceiling listening to Raekwon
>daily excersize- 1 hour
>decide to have another wank
>go on /fa/ and post this shitty boring story

[Anonymous No.10205808]

>Wake up at 4:30
>Sleep in Shower
>Get to job by 6
>Work until 3
>Come home
>Eat
>Mess around with music production
>Realise I'm not very good at music production
>Eat
>Play video games
>Sleep
>Rinse, repeat

[Rumple Stivens No.10205814]

>>57855125
>the bible

[Anonymous No.10205836]

>>10205377
please dont
there is a qt somewhere out there trying to find you
hold on ;-)

[Anonymous No.10205838]

>>10203890
>woke up
>smoked eggs
>made weed

[Anonymous No.10205839]

Right now

>wake up at 0630
>splash scolding hot water on face
>put water in hair to get bed head out
>brush teeth
>shave face
>go to work at 0700
>eat breakfast 0730 Omelet with onions peppers
>go back to my room, browse 4chan, download new music, look for apartments
>1100 go to lunch, eat grilled chicken with salad
>1400 get off work
>go to store to buy alcohol, card machines are down, no cash
>scramble to room to find quarters
>enough money to buy malt liquor and pizza rolls
>start drinking early 1600
>probably pass out at 2100
>wake up at 0200
>browse 4chan until pass back out


Tomorrow
>wake up 0700 hung over
>decide im not showing up for work fuck it
>go back to sleep
>show up to work at 1100
>eat lunch
cont.
I also live where I work. (job includes housing), basically live in a studio shared with a room mate. So thats how I can "go to work" and then just go to my room.

[Anonymous No.10205873]

>>10205839
You are supposed to splash cold water on your face dumbass

[Anonymous No.10205888]

>>10205873
Yeah i forgot to add that I THOUGHT it was gonna be cold water, but my cold water doesnt work i guess so its just all scolding hot water. So yeah I wasnt planning on that. It was working yesterday but not this morning i guess

[Anonymous No.10205892]

>>10205838
top kek

[Anonymous No.10205895]

>woke up
>breakfast and cigarette on the balcony
>read for a few hour
>go for a drive listening to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihITE66dDpU

>come back
>invite a friend over and hang out for a few hours
>he leaves
>goof off on the internet

[Anonymous No.10205963]

>>10204441

swag

[Anonymous No.10205968]

>wake up
>be depressed
>go to bed

am I /fa/ yet?

[Anonymous No.10205981]

>>10203890
>wake up
>shower, drink a cup of coffee
>go to my uni's campus for a TEDx conference meeting
>grab lunch
>head home after, work on my undergrad thesis
>going to the state school campus (kek) later tonight for dollar beers
>will probably fuck some state school sorority sloot tonight
>might kick her out after so I can do more work on my thesis

Doing alright imo

[Anonymous No.10206000]

>>10205981

>TEDx

Absolutely vile.

[Anonymous No.10206003]

>woke up
>went to my parents house in the country
>smoked weed in bath while watching monty python
>working on a novel

no cool holidays and overall boring time

[Anonymous No.10206042]

>wake up
>be sad
>now im here

;_;

[Anonymous No.10206144]

>>10206003
>country house
>writing novels
>weed in bath

man that's cool as fuck

[Anonymous No.10206181]

>>10206003
>weed in tub

are you lebowski?

[Anonymous No.10206213]

>wake up
>underage girlfriend is sitting on my face, again
>tease her for a few minutes, then get up to brush teeth and wash face
>garb self in male version of image related
>make her breakfast, pack a lunch for her
>drive her to school
>go home and plan vacation for us
>play video games for a little bit
>pick her up from school
>get ice cream and hang around in park
>take her to a store to buy some cute but /fa/ clothes
>go home and watch anime with her
>tell her about planned vacation
>shes excited and dominates me as a reward
>slide into bed in each others embrace
>actually wake up
>cry that i didnt die in my sleep

[Anonymous No.10206218]

>>10203954
"almost gf"

[Anonymous No.10206241]

>>10206213
topkek

[Anonymous No.10206270]

>woke up around 2 with hangover
>showered
>drank yesterdays coffee
>put pants on and sat outsde for a bit looking at sky
>depression
>listened to connan mockasin

ill let u know more l8r princess

[Anonymous No.10206341]

>>10205638
kek

[Anonymous No.10206342]

>>10204416
Patrick Bateman core?

[Anonymous No.10206368]

>>10203890
Is philosophy effay?

[Anonymous No.10206376]

>>10203890
>Woke up
>Showered
>Went to work
>Left at 5
>Jacked off
>Trying to be effay

My life is so boring

[Anonymous No.10206454]

>>10203969
i like you

[Anonymous No.10206552]

>>10204416
Elliot Rodger-core

[Anonymous No.10206772]

>no one on fa is smoking dokha

>muh weed
>muh shit cigarettes with no nicotine
you people are phonies

[Anonymous No.10206789]

>>10206772

>Le classy gentleman who does classier things than his imaginary enemies

Tippin my fedora so hard right now

[Anonymous No.10206831]

>Woke up quick
>Around Noon
>Just thought i had to be in Compton soon

[Anonymous No.10206886]

>>10206772

Dokha is a fucking dirty fake legal high drug. Smoke shop near me used to sell that and this fake drug called mullein that got you really fucking high. It was like weed but didn't last as long, hit you instantly, and got you hyped up. We got so many kids to smoke it at parties and shows and they liked it. The store owner would smoke you out with it too when you walked in. I still don't know what was in it though.

[Anonymous No.10206911]

only way to smoke weed fashionably. End of the night away from human contact and food, ideally just to take the edge of the adderall and fall asleep.

[Anonymous No.10207112]

>wake up
>go to work
>don't try and impress people on the internet

[Anonymous No.10207157]

>>10203890
>wake up at 1pm
>eat a waffle
>read
>go for a walk around the city or a bike ride if I have time
>leave for work at 4pm or so
>teach guitar for a couple hours
>come home around 7pm
>eat some dinner
>watch tv or play some /v/
>go for another walk
>hangout with GF
>at around 1am, do 1000 crunches while watching standup comedy
>begin having horrible panic attack
>write from 1:30am to 3am or so
>sometimes panic attack goes away, sometimes it lingers
>read until 4 or 5 am
>fall asleep.
>repeat

[Anonymous No.10207514]

>Wake up at 8
>Go back to sleep
>Wake up at 9
>Go back to sleep
>Wake up at 10
>Get up, eat an apple
>Go to the gym
>Come back home
>Smoke a bowl, play Diablo 3 all day with Spotify on
>Post in this thread

[Anonymous No.10207674]

>>10206789
>autist detected

have fun banging your shitty white women bro, i bring out my medwakh at a party and them richpersian international students end up in my bed
>>10206886
its tobacco, wtf are you on? i never knew people smoked it to "get high"