/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.12810233]

wtc qt gf

[Anonymous No.12810253]

>>12810233
ït's easy iff you are handsome, tall, fit, have a great personality and most importantly, have a lot of money.
But seriously, go to clubs and actually approach women and if you get shot down, who cares. keep trying till you get women.
the more you do, the better you'll be at talking to them and gettting pussy and whatnot

[Anonymous No.12810260]

>>12810253
What if I don't want to be with someone who enjoys going to clubs?

[Anonymous No.12810261]

>>12810253
>go to clubs
don't do this, you'll find the worst type of women there :)

[Anonymous No.12810315]

>>12810261

You have to make friends with women and meet thier female friends. Going to a club is a good foot in the door.

[Anonymous No.12810381]

Same issue, although my biggest problem is actually encountering attractive girls, i swear that i don't find 99.5% of females attractive where i live.

https://youtu.be/6xQqR0vsUV8

[Anonymous No.12810494]

>>12810253
Dont approach woman, unless introduced, or if u just wanna be friends with them

[Anonymous No.12810497]

>>12810381
jesus, shes damn ugly

[Anonymous No.12810599]

>>12810233
idk cultivate an earnest relationship with a girl that happens to have mutual interests and similar sense of humor as you and see where it goes

[Anonymous No.12810619]

>>12810599
yeah but what do you wear to cultivate an earnest relationship and what is an effay approved sense of humor??

i swear i'm never gonna get the woman i deserve

[Anonymous No.12810620]

>>12810599
Where do I meet such girl?

[Anonymous No.12810689]

>>12810381
You should come to Croatia man. Seriously, walking the street at noon in town is just a haven for hot girls.

[Anonymous No.12810696]

>>12810619
Not with that attitude buddy
You're great and could pull any one of these bitches

[Anonymous No.12810698]

>>12810620
some place people normally commune (maybe recreation) that you find interesting or relates to a particular hobby that you have or something idk

[Anonymous No.12810897]

>>12810233
I'm right here

[Anonymous No.12811081]

>>12810897
London?

[Anonymous No.12811125]

>>12810253
>fit : finally yes
>handsome : yes
>tall : yes (6'3)
>great personality : yes
>money : can do better
>cuck by the only girl I'm in love and want : yes

just fuck my shit up desu

[Anonymous No.12811133]

>>12810233
https://www.instagram.com/fernannalise/

not her, she's been POO'D

[Anonymous No.12811150]

make a sigil.

[Anonymous No.12811195]

>>12811150
Is being way too into chaos magic effay?

[Anonymous No.12811203]

I just accepted that i'll always end up pleasuring myself with prostitutes and never find a gf that will accept me for what i am

[Anonymous No.12811238]

>>12811081
Nah sorry

[Anonymous No.12811252]

>>12811125
Feels bad man

[Anonymous No.12811274]

>>12811125
you are probably conceited and unbearable to be around

[Anonymous No.12811434]

Any country where I can legally castrate myself and do away with these feeling i know will never be reciprocated?

[Anonymous No.12811624]

>>12811125
You sound repulsive

[Anonymous No.12811640]

https://youtu.be/0zL2akvpWJc

[Anonymous No.12811647]

>>12810689
Haj ne lazi.

[Anonymous No.12811842]

>>12811252
>>12811274
probably shy as fuck

>>12811624
maybe lad

[Anonymous No.12811985]

>>12810233
I should just kill my self right?

[Anonymous No.12811989]

>>12810233
>wtc qt gf

World Trade Center Quentin Tarantino Good Flick?

[Anonymous No.12811995]

>>12811985
>been watching cute girls play guitar on youtube all day pretending that they're singing to me
Wondering this as well.

[Anonymous No.12812000]

>>12810689
This I've only seen in Šibenik

[Anonymous No.12812016]

>>12810599
this

>>12810619
i understand that you want to outwardly communicate who you are with your clothing choices, to increase your chances of meeting people with mutual interests.

and as much as i agree with that, anon i gotta implore you––never assume someone's personality from their "clique" or how they dress. i think this happens less and less the older i get, but i gotta stress it anon. let people in. get to know everyone.

>tfw falling for girl in my songwriting class for at-risk youths
>tfw she became homeless last week
>tfw we had to write an AABA song structure last week
>i write a song about her - https://streamable.com/sqlph
>while we show our writing to the class, i jokingly click at another girl's song because she does spoken word and poetry slams and they click instead of clapping there
>go play my song in front of the class and homeless qt
>knees_weak_arms_are_heavy.tiff
>look up at homeless qt after performance
>she's clicking

still 95% sure i'm getting rejected here but anon none of it would have happened if i dismissed her for wearing a nautica beanie. i don't know if that helps

[Anonymous No.12812021]

>>12811989
>World Trade Center Quentin Tarantino Good Flick?

ok 1 qt gf 4 u bc u made me laf m8

[Anonymous No.12812039]

Somehow through browsing the internet so much and rarely interacting with people in real life, never with people my age, I developed incredibly high and specific standards. Even if I was a model looking guy they would be ridiculous. But in my situation they are 100x more ridiculous. Getting even an average gf would be quite the achievement for me. But now I am only attracted to fashion model tier girls and even then only a few.

Am I the only person with this problem? Average attractive girls just do nothing to me anymore.

[Anonymous No.12812072]

>>12812039
No you're not I got the same thing. I find avoiding looking at hot girls online (in porn or otherwise) lowers the standard but only temporarily. A few tumblr or porn relapses later and I'm reset to bizarelly high. To think I used to nearly pass out from mediocre girls in bikinis.

[Anonymous No.12812177]

>>12810233
they're all over

[Anonymous No.12812192]

>>12812039
>>12812072
sounds like you guys just haven't been interacting with girls enough. once you get close to them you'll feel things

[Anonymous No.12812246]

depression is taking me away all the best occasions I get from life. But anyway, I had cute gfs when I wasn't depressed and except for sex it's not a big deal, more of an annoyance

[Anonymous No.12812271]

>>12812039
I'm going in the opposite direction
As I'm getting /fa/ and /fit/ and more confident, I'm simultaneously finding more things attractive, which effectively lowers my standards because I start to see beauty in 5/10s and stuff

not fatties tho

[Anonymous No.12812274]

>>12812246
>the fox and the grapes

[Anonymous No.12812281]

>>12812274
I'm talking about my past experiences.
of course I miss the intimacy, but to mantain a hot gf is a fucking nightmare because they expect you to be always on point and you have to listen to all her shit because God gave her a cute face so her opinions must be important. something with the mental condition I'm in which I cannot manage

[Anonymous No.12812289]

>

[Anonymous No.12812291]

[Anonymous No.12812294]

[Anonymous No.12812296]

[Anonymous No.12812300]

>>12810494
May I ask why not?

[Anonymous No.12812398]

>>12812271
same here lmao, it's a weird feeling but i'm not complaining

[Anonymous No.12812414]

>>12812021
>she said my penis was small and broke up with me

h-hold me

[Anonymous No.12812484]

>>12810698
This how we do it back in the days but don't pick too esoteric an interest, like trainspotting

[Anonymous No.12812705]

kiss a frog, maybe it's a qt princess?

[Anonymous No.12812719]

>>12810233

at hoe depot

[Anonymous No.12812781]

>>12811195
so many fashion designers are into the occult and probably do magic to increase their chances of success. Alexander McQueen, guy who's designing for Givenchy, Ann Demeulemeester, Wendy Nichol, Saint Laurent etc etc

[Anonymous No.12812879]

>>12810897
california?

[Anonymous No.12812885]

>>12810315
This
I met a girl in a party (not really a club but anyway) when I was 16, dumped her but became friend with one of her friend, 13 years later I’m with another girl that the friend of the friend introduced me to,
Point is that the number one thing that put people together is by a mutual friend
Just make friends

[Anonymous No.12812912]

>>12812016
throw that shirt away

[Anonymous No.12812918]

>>12811125
Imagine yourself in 20 years with kids and a dog and a stable, loving, kind wife - you probably won't be as attracted to her as you were, but she should be your companion, your ward and your friend and she should allow you to be the leader and the man in the relationship, instead of undermining you and making you feel nervous that she'll leave for something better. Does your current oneitis meet those basic standards for a wife?

[Anonymous No.12813105]

>tfw found a beautiful older woman to have sex with who who accepts my quirks, plus a bunch of great female friends who i love spending time with
We're all going to get there friends

[Anonymous No.12813107]

I just want a girlfriend with blue/green eyes

[Anonymous No.12813126]

>>12812192
You from the faroe islands?

[Anonymous No.12813156]

>>12812300
because real men respect women and would never approach them :))

[Anonymous No.12813159]

>>12813107
wow dude racist, if u dont want to breed some paki and have 4 mixed race mudbabies that look nothing like you then ur a fuckin nazi

[Anonymous No.12813168]

>>12812016
i'm not even the anon you replied to but this is legitimately good advice. i wish you the best in your endeavors, man.

[Numen !!GgBWHLRiayD No.12813178]

>>12810253
>>12810315
These guys get it

[Numen !!GgBWHLRiayD No.12813225]

>>12813178
Meant
>>12810253
>>12812885
I mean, this is good advice for any person that wants to get to know or befriend someone in general. Chances are nobody is going to approach you of their own free will since people have their own concerns in day-to-day life and engaging with strangers out of the blue is usually not one of them. Taking a reactive stance will not get you far in any area of life

[Anonymous No.12813315]

>>12812192
me on the left

[Anonymous No.12813380]

>>12812912
she's good man, even pitchfork agrees now

plus people seem to dig the shirt

plus i had it printed myself so it's sorta one of a kind

[Anonymous No.12813393]

>>12813380
she's good but she's the type of artist u don't tell people you listen to because most people don't go through her discography and probably only know 2 songs and have the idea it's only for teen girls w daddy issues. Don't buy the shirt

[Anonymous No.12813491]

>>12813380
It's only for teen girls w daddy issues. Throw it out.

[Anonymous No.12813503]

>>12813491
But aren't daddy issues effay?

[Anonymous No.12813522]

>>12813503
no

[Anonymous No.12813798]

>>12812414
how big?

[Anonymous No.12813833]

where can I get a gf like helena hauff

[Anonymous No.12814105]

>>12811203
true

[Anonymous No.12814107]

How should I dress to get a gf that will sit on my face

[Anonymous No.12814194]

>>12814107
Dress like a chair or, in other words, FULL RICK

[Anonymous No.12814205]

>>12811125
>oneitis

[Anonymous No.12814208]

>>12812039
I've been there but transcended even that, and now only find interesting people attractive. It did insane things to my confidence, which is now useless to me when it comes to 99% of women, which do nothing for me.

[Anonymous No.12814634]

>>12813393
that's a fair point anon, completely get that perception. i still like how it looks and i'll wear it though. same with this other shirt i semi-designed, cos i really like daniel johnston

the people that want to virtue signal with the advertising space on their chest grind my gears sometimes too. is that opinion ironic?

>>12813491
if you listen to her song Ride, and then imagine the melody done an octave lower by johnny cash... if it was done that way, and not presented the way lana del rey is, then the song itself would be considered one of the GOATs

don't meet many female lana fans though so i can't really comment on them

>>12812918
god i looked at current meg foster, that image you used couldn't be more relevant

[Anonymous No.12814647]

>>12810233
>>12812177
>>12812274
>>12812281
What makes these girls cute? Please explain, because they have various aesthetics and I am trying to understand cuteness scientifically.

[Anonymous No.12814691]

>>12814647
i think it's because they look "obtainable"

[Anonymous No.12815026]

>>12814691
Could you elaborate

[Anonymous No.12815044]

>>12814634
>if it was done that way, and not presented the way lana del rey is, then the song itself would be considered one of the GOATs

if it was done that way it would still have been done 30 years too late, so what you would have then instead of a song for teenage girls with daddy issues is a song for dads of teenage girls

[Anonymous No.12815054]

>>12814691
The hell you mean by that?

[Anonymous No.12815062]

>>12811985


>>12811995
Calm down drama queens, it will all happen for us eventually. Just keep yuh chin up homies.

[Anonymous No.12815097]

in my living room

[Anonymous No.12815117]

>>12814647
Are you on the spectrum or something?

In general, indicators of good health, genetic quality, and fertility are what people find attractive. These indicators include:
-bilateral symmetry in the face and body
-good proportions of facial features (you can find more detail about what constitutes "good" if you search for various terms relating to facial features and attractiveness)
The above indicate things proper like prenatal and childhood development and hormonal balance

-clear skin, shiny hair (indicates good health/lack of disease, adequate nutrition)
-full lips (youth/fertility)

[Anonymous No.12815143]

>>12815026
>>12815054
I guess he was saying that they don’t look perfect so it is possible for the viewer to imagine himself with them, it’d be a possible scenario, the scenario itself is pleasing, and you wouldn’t believe it with some type of girls

[Anonymous No.12815159]

>>12814691
for me, no

[Anonymous No.12815970]

how do I get a shy girl?
I have one in my net, but my one usual in, subtle hinting, isn't working
do I have to go full chad?

[Anonymous No.12815982]

>>12815970
ya tell us more

[Anonymous No.12816000]

>>12814691
>>12815117
Thank you. So the difference between "beautiful" and "cute" is that "cute" is realistic and down-to-earth enough to be at least hypothetically obtainable, whereas "beautiful" has a more high-class and ethereal quality?
>Are you on the spectrum or something?
Yes.

[Anonymous No.12816028]

>>12810381
Why does she have a Florida license plate?

[Anonymous No.12816043]

>>12815982
idk what details to share. First met her in class, been hanging out outside of class. She doesn't do clubbing or whatever, I think she has less friends than me.
Subtle hints aren't working, and chatting/snapchat only seems to amplify her shyness, so I can only really use that to send innocuous things and invite her to do stuff.

I'm not a believer of the friendzone, but it almost feels like I'm friendzoning her, as flirting is starting to feel like everyday shit.

[Anonymous No.12816056]

>>12816043
just fuckin go for it dude. be like "i'm gonna kiss you" and do it

[Anonymous No.12816099]

are dating apps and shit a bad idea?

[Anonymous No.12816101]

>>12816099
apps like tinder and bumbl aren't really dating apps. They are fucking apps.

[Anonymous No.12816108]

>>12816101
how the fuck am I supposed to meet somebody with similar interests then?
my last relationship ended because we just didn't have anything to hold us together anymore.

[Anonymous No.12816261]

>>12816108
What interests are you talking about?
Many will be easier to just get the person into after meeting them.

[Anonymous No.12816408]

>>12816261
Urban cycling, like fixie crits and alley cats.
Hard sci-fi, and edgy teenager music like post punk and shoegaze

[Anonymous No.12816480]

>>12816408
>edgy teenager music like post punk and shoegaze

going to a fucking concert obviously

[Anonymous No.12816516]

>>12816043
Just be really blunt. If what you're saying can be construed any other way or come across like there may be any hint of a joke a shy girl won't act on it.

If you're just straight blunt with her you'll get an answer one way other another.

[Anonymous No.12817498]

>>12816480
Not that Anon, but how do people meet people at concerts? I'm always just getting into the music, not talking to randoms

[Anonymous No.12817514]

>>12813107
racist!

black people die everyday because of you personal taste

[Anonymous No.12817607]

>>12816408
>edgy teenager music
You're an idiot

[Anonymous No.12817625]

Can anyone post examples of genuinly /fa/ asian girls? I see a lot posted but they just look like average asian students. not to say that they don't dress better than the average american girl, but I mean truly /fa/

the only one i can find is this one

[Anonymous No.12818254]

>>12817607
huh? how come

[execrator of florid prose No.12818262]

>>12817625
you sorta white lookin ones?

[Anonymous No.12818408]

>>12817625
ayysian girl

[Anonymous No.12818418]

>>12817625
they do the comfy oversized fits OK but yeah, they mostly don't know how to translate male fits

>>12818262
no, i don't think that's what he said

[Anonymous No.12818449]

>>12814205
this

[execrator of florid prose No.12818490]

>>12818418
oh i know he said something else, i just think that most dudes I know think a foreigner is "hot" or "QT" or whatever you faggots say now is really just holding up the fruits of another culture and history and comparing them to like, euro and murrican shit.

Look at beyonce. She wanna be a white woman real bad, she got a weave - glued in strands of human hair attached to her scalp - and that weave is sourced entirely from white bitches. And I hear motherfuckers go off on that shit about oh she so perfect oh look at her hair, and all I can say is "Just get it over with and fuck any number of white bitches that happen to fit that little honky beauty standard/spectrum you find appealing up in your brains, do that, forget the foreigners, and SHUT UP."

You KNOW you know some cats like this. They just want different FLAVORS of white girl. Lucky for them all the women from other continents ALSO seem really into looking vaguely white, so it's good, win win, I guess.

[Anonymous No.12818561]

>>12810315
>>12810253
>clubs

>have no friends
>afraid of going to a club by myself, waiting in line to not be let in because i'm alone and ugly
>afraid girls will ignore me or ask where my friends are

>tried going to bars alone before
>people, including girls, are already in conversations
>usually talking to a better looking, more charismatic guy
>usually people are sitting down at tables, while i'm alone at the bar
how do i interject their fun, when i'm autistic?

[execrator of florid prose No.12818564]

>>12818561
No try, only do. JUST DO SHIT. FUCK UP UNTIL YOU GET IT RIGHT. THIS KNOWN AS LIFE.

[Anonymous No.12818570]

>>12818561
Watch Crazy, Stupid, Love.

https://youtu.be/HLZqsx9wua8

[Anonymous No.12818577]

>>12818561
It's kind of difficult to give you advice, because I know I would hate to go to clubs/bars alone. Going with one or two friends really improves the experience.
All autists need to find a social butterfly friend.

[execrator of florid prose No.12818583]

>>12818577
They needs BALLS. And maybe drugs? I dunno. The point is you just gotta try hard and fail hard a lot, and then it's easy AF! I swear!

[Anonymous No.12818640]

>>12810253
>clubs
lmfao sad

[execrator of florid prose No.12818652]

>>12818640
SECOND

In all seriousness, use clubs as a tool. I first picked up some breaking and footwork, and then I was easily owning dance floors and girls were coming over to ME. I slowly learned the ropes of this game, and along the way I threw out EVER FUCKING # I EVER GOT beause fuck those club thots.

[Anonymous No.12818747]

>>12810233
wtc qt bf

[execrator of florid prose No.12818756]

>>12818747
Asking the wrong person, you know

[Anonymous No.12818765]

>>12816480
Going to the concert alone seems pretty awkward

[Anonymous No.12818873]

>>12818652
>I first picked up some breaking and footwork
how did you pick it up? any youtube videos?

what if i can't even dance to the beat?

[execrator of florid prose No.12818877]

>>12818873
youtube videos. about 5 lessons. one year practicing in secret and exercising my core for balance. and when I go out to dance, I don't drink at all - that fucks your balance BAD.

[Anonymous No.12818924]

>>12818873
Just be yourself.

https://youtu.be/gGmfOsdla2Y

[Anonymous No.12819032]

>>12812289
garbage

[Anonymous No.12819046]

>>12818490
i can't be bothered

[execrator of florid prose No.12819052]

>>12819046
I know. No dis or any shit

But fuck this planet

[Anonymous No.12819083]

i miss her...

[Anonymous No.12819146]

[Anonymous No.12819173]

>>12810233

[Anonymous No.12819548]

>>12818561
be yourself

[Anonymous No.12819630]

w2c qt little bitch boi and make him my gf?

[Anonymous No.12819964]

>>12819146
Why are her walls covered with hentai

[Anonymous No.12819971]

>>12819964
>her

[Anonymous No.12820036]

>>12819971
wait, this isn't a chick?

[Anonymous No.12820080]

Im tall fit and dress relatively well, women try to initiate conversation with me a lot but I can't fucking hold them for shit, and I'm hardly even attracted to standard "attractive" girls because of how different their personalities are from mine

How do I find girls that also have social anxiety. I don't care about "hot" anymore I just want them to be somewhat cute even if it's in a weird way

[Anonymous No.12820432]

>>12810260
this. I've tried the method of going out to clubs (which I personally don't enjoy) and the chicks there are the lowest common denominator.

[Anonymous No.12820448]

>>12812192
in love

[Anonymous No.12820451]

>>12812294
>>12812291
>>12812289
shit tier

[execrator of florid prose No.12820453]

>>12812281
I dated a 9 for like a year, total fucking nightmare. Ruined my return to nyc, I gotta say. But you know, once bitten.... Twice "GTFO, bitch, sandwiches are made over there"

Honestly tho looks aint everything past a certain point. Take it from a bald faggot on a chinese cartoon website, you'll get realistic yet aspirationally good lovin' once you slow the fuck down, turn all porn off forever and work on yourself.

In our society, beauty is POWER.

In our world, power CORRUPTS.

So some bish who been floating through life on account of her face and body gonna hit a wall in her late thirties or earlier and experience a protracted and profound disaffection with existence itself.

UNLESS.... she had an ugly phase in HS. I'm really being 100 with you guise here.

[Anonymous No.12820516]

>>12810260
>>12820432
I think that every type of female and male goes to clubs, they are just in the same situation as you are and nowadays the most common and acceptable place to meet people if you're not in school anymore is clubs and bars.

[Anonymous No.12820659]

>>12812289
>that big ass jew nose

[Anonymous No.12820910]

>>12813107

[Anonymous No.12820933]

>>12820453
God bless the high school ugly ducklings. Without them the world wouldn't have hot chicks that are actually cool.

I find tall chicks are like this too, because they get made fun of during the few years where they're taller than every guy in class. Sad, but makes them more empathetic and less likely to count on their looks completely.

[Anonymous No.12820979]

[Anonymous No.12820980]

[Anonymous No.12821126]

>>12814194
:)

[Anonymous No.12821307]

>>12813798
only 9 inches :(

[Anonymous No.12821326]

>>12810233
Be a dealer.

[Anonymous No.12821799]

Relationships are not /fa/. Why should I choose someone else over my own independence?

[Anonymous No.12821814]

>>12821799
Owie i just cut myself

[Anonymous No.12821979]

I'll tell you where you can't cop one, Excuseville!

[Anonymous No.12821986]

>>12810381

[Anonymous No.12822919]

>>12820659
I'd like to blow a load on that nose.

[Anonymous No.12823010]

>>12812039
>Am I the only person with this problem? Average attractive girls just do nothing to me anymore.

I think you've got two options.

1. Quit looking at porn, quit looking at any pics of girls online even non-pornographic. Try to stop masturbating or cut down. Then go out drinking and look for the fattest bitch you can find, go HOGGIN'.

2. Become a drug dealer and market your drugs to models at a cut rate.

[Anonymous No.12823069]

>>12811133
how can white bois even compete

[Anonymous No.12823088]

>>12823069
with a fun

[Anonymous No.12824193]

bump

[Anonymous No.12824246]

>>12818570

>Just be Ryan Gosling dude, it works for him

[Anonymous No.12824447]

>>12812294
reminds me a lot of my ex. you could tell this girl wasn't the most popular girl in school but then when she went college/uni she realised that she could get attention from men from being a complete hoe.

[Anonymous No.12824597]

>>12823069
they cant

[Anonymous No.12824623]

>>12823069
mmm yes one day she will gorgeous little mudbabies that look nothing like her while she still tries to go out partying at 29 years of age

[Anonymous No.12824626]

>>12824447
an all too common fate

[Anonymous No.12824676]

>>12810381
>i swear that i don't find 99.5% of females attractive
That's what I tell my grandparents too.

[Anonymous No.12825621]

>>12824447
good lad

[Anonymous No.12825905]

>>12811125
>6'3
>tall
WHEN

[Anonymous No.12826006]

>>12812719

[Anonymous No.12826526]

>>12824623
so basically your average Amerimutt