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What does a mid twenties & older male wear to attract / fuck art hoes w/o looking like a try hard

>> No.12854964

>>12854948
stoptrying then

>> No.12854974

It's less about what you wear, but what you do.

If you want to peacock, go for the following:
Artist t-shirts/ obscure band t-shirts/ not so obscure band t-shirts such as The Smiths
Denim jacket (preferably with the borg collars) with musician/art pins, patches, etc., bonus points if you've got the back embroidered or some shit
Weird socks
Anything Keith Haring

>> No.12854981

go to an art show or weird music show whatever, see what other people are wearing, take the parts you like and tailor it to yourself. then go to another and talk to some girls there. easy

>>12854974
threw up in my mouth a bit

>> No.12854997

>>12854974
are borg collars in? I see them in stores a lot more now.

>> No.12855031

>>12854948
>how does a daddy age man attract girls with daddy issues
DON'T DO A FUCKING THING JESUS CHRIST HOW DENSE CAN YOU GET FAGBERG LITERALLY JUST B URSELF FOGEY

>> No.12855056

Jokes aside who do art girls actually fuck? I know a lot of you small child narcissist personality disorder fucks keep spamming "be an art boy" but let's make it clear ART GIRLS DO NOT FUCK ART BOYS AT ALL. Okay?

Who do they fuck though?

>> No.12855062

>>12855056
Chad

>> No.12855323

>>12855056
Well Idk just be yourself.

I'm being myself and got a strange success with art hoes.

>> No.12855333

>>12854948
WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU FIND THESE GIRLS

>> No.12855354
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>>12855056
My girlfriend is an art hoe, so I have a pretty nice insight into how her other art hoe girlfriends "work:

>And the answer is:

Most of her art hoe girlfriends are either virgins or havent been fucked for monhts. Because they have such huge egos and requirements towards men, NOTHING is good enough for them, and no matter how good looking the guys are who hit on them, they will just lead them on, and drop them as soon as any action could happen.

If by any chance, they finally decide to hook up with someone, it's solely for status, and instagram pics. To "flex" on the rest of the girls in their group.

They are all in the 21-25 age range by the way.

>> No.12855359

>>12855354
This is pretty accurate.

>> No.12855364
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>>12855333

i went to uni with loads of "art girls" as i studied art

>>12855056

basically it's usually chad posing as an artist / punk / something rebelious (almost always talentless)

not bitter, just my observation, us art student boys just picked up the scraps (usually the asian girls)


>>12855354

also this

most of them care much much more about how they appear than any kind of substance, hence the poser boyfriends

>> No.12855368

>>12855364
I am in finance how do I get art girls?

>> No.12855370

>>12855056
Musicians. Duh. Are you fucking moron? Like back away from the computer retard. Go back to stupid school on the short bus you fuckin mental midget.

>> No.12855373

>>12855368
flaunt your money and dress in hypebeast/instagram-core clothes

>> No.12855374

>>12855368
Don't let them know you're in finance

>> No.12855375

>>12855368
ya don't

>> No.12855376

>>12855368

you don't

fuck bimbos who want your money like all the other sellouts

>> No.12855380

>>12855373
>>12855374
>>12855375
>>12855376
but I like slowdive and radiohead

>> No.12855385
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>>12855380

i guess maybe spend some time getting into the scene, go to some openings, don't dress like a sperg, talk shit and drink some free wine... see what happens.

>really though, probably not going to happen.

>> No.12855388

>>12855373
>shit tier advice
>>12855375
>Angry virgin projection
>>12855380
Be yourself. Dress well, dont stress out because then chicks will think your a fuckin weirdo. As for the job who cares
/fa/ just mad because some of these niggas literally work at target

>> No.12855391

>>12855376
>implying art hos aren't the most materialistic of the bimbos

>> No.12855394

>>12855391
>implying that you know anything about women

>> No.12855400

>>12855354
You could delete the words "art hoe" from this post and it would still be accurate. That's how correct this man is.

>> No.12855402

>>12855391

oh they're shallow, don't get me wrong, but they want to appear to not be shallow, going after guys for their money isn't their MO, social status is where it's at.

>> No.12855415

>>12855354
So what should I wear to in Instagram flex for them?

>> No.12855464

>>12854981
>see what other people are wearing, take the parts you like

b-but isn't that robbery?

>> No.12855508

>>12855464
yeah s o w h at. dude valium is weak as shit wtf.

>> No.12855545

>>12854948
pretend you want to fuck their friends

>> No.12855563

>>12855354
your girlfirend lokks like a goodnes bitches in the steratt bruth you know the musicions on ythe conomy is patheid of medieval sociaty to bakc mnhonestly

>> No.12855582

I wear mostly thrifted clothes, and art hoes are attracted to me like flies. most of them are fat too. hearing them speak just makes me vomit at this point, why would you want this

>> No.12855589

>>12855388
No completely wrong. Go to any art hoe's following on instagram. It's filled with unif and gosha. Go wear cdg converse, get a small tattoo and have 10k followers and youre good to go

>> No.12855620

>>12855563
wow what a weird fucking text. wtf?

>> No.12855652

>>12855582
>implying your outfits and clothes are shit xDDDDDD

>> No.12855659

>>12855652
I dress well, faggot, I was implying that they probably like the "vintage" stuff and also the concept of thrifting in general

>> No.12855693

art hos don't fuck art bois. chad is the correct answer. just go for a more masculine low key look and don't talk a lot

art hos are fickle and go for guys they later claim to despise or find repulsive. it all ties in to their desire to appear troubled and self hating

>> No.12855740

>>12855693
>tfw art boy

>> No.12855948

just fucking kill me now senpai

>> No.12856269

>>12854997
They were in months ago dude... Wherever you're at must be slow on the trend. I'd almost say that fad has passed.

>>12854981
>implying you're taking this asshole seriously
he obviously wants to fuck those lifeless obnoxious tumblr art hoes so with my advice he'll get what he wants.

>> No.12856808

>>12855354
Your gf face looks like a mix of Michael Jackson and John Cena.

>> No.12856823

>>12855740
I love art boys don't believe his lies

Though I guess I'm not really an art hoe

>> No.12856847

Ask them if they're on fetlife and tell them you're looking for a "little."

>> No.12856855

>>12855563
this

>> No.12856882

>>12855563
i'm glad someone said it

>> No.12856907

>>12854948

Be tall and looking and not autistic.

not that hard really.

>> No.12856910

>>12854948
I am an art professor at uni. I see tons of girls like these everyday. AMA.

>> No.12856912

>>12856910
When will you be fired?

>> No.12856922

>>12856912
Not unless I screw up horribly. I actually don't hit on the young ovaries at all and try to instill a sense of repsonsibility in them. Most are horrible at time management and aren't really going to art school to actually find a career in the field.

>> No.12856926

>>12855056
Idk i went to art school and the girls there seemed to only fuck art boys or other huge hipster faggots who studied "urban studies" or something like that. They dont usually fuck "chad"

Not saying you actually need to do art to fuck them but you just need to get them to think youre part of their subculture, its not that complicated

>> No.12856928

>>12856922
do art hoes have the hots for art professors? I bet they do.

>> No.12856944

>>12855354

oh god this shit is accurate

no to mention

>hates her dad

>> No.12856945

>>12856928
Yes. I am one of the younger ones and they are easily impressionable. In other departments like fine arts, one or two professors were caught fucking their students.

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>>12855563

>> No.12856988

>>12855563
this.

>> No.12857107

>>12855563
hitting him where it hurts

>> No.12857132

>>12855563
Fucking nailed it. By far the most accurate post in the thread.

>> No.12857136

>>12856823
>Though I guess I'm not really an art hoe
Found the art hoe.

>> No.12857142

>>12855056
I've fucked a ton of art hoes, and believe me, they suck. I play in punk/hardcore bands and I'm well read, I think that's what does it.

I dress sorta punk rock/ budget slp, tight black jeans, denim or biker jacket, old skools or boots usually.
You've gotta at least fake being a feminist, but don't actually be a total pussy. They want their male colleagues to be beta pussies so they can walk all over them, they want their partner to have some semblance of masculinity.

There you go, that's what has worked for me.

>> No.12857209

man.. i just love getting my dick sucked by bitches boys..

>> No.12857277

>>12855563
/thread

>> No.12857291

>>12857142
>You've gotta at least fake being a feminist

It's amazing how many grills think that is an adequate personality substitute.
>i won't date anyone that's homophobic, transphobic etc.
Really? Why? Do you have a girlcock to show me?

>> No.12857357

>>12855563
absolutely

>> No.12857370

Pink long sleeve shirts
Beanies
Timbs
Denim jackets
Communist/socialist/anti capitalist themed clothes

>> No.12857371

>>12855056
Niggers, and each other

>> No.12857421

>>12854948
I've been with an art hoe, leached on her for months, lived in her shity apartment, she fed me bought me clothes, yes I am a leach king. Point is they fuck talentless chad artists, alternative semi intelligent fit fags, and people who remind them of the person who's love they crave. Will cheat, will also respect you more if you chet on her. Basically be a cat person. Be skinny. Take drugs ocasionaly or pretend to do drugs.

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>>12855563
You ok anon?

>> No.12858408

>>12855563
same

>> No.12858455
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>>12854948
>Trying

ya fucked up. they are the easiest lays in modern american society

They usually fuck with musicians but I literally picked up one at the local art school by quoting trump like an autist using a trump voice impersonation. Just act like a bombastic chad and touch her and they will do anything, because they're so used to pathetic, leg-shaving, "indie music fan", skinny boys who feel the need to "open up and be sensitive" around them.

>>12855693 they go for guys they later claim to despise or find repulsive.

This also, they are basically just looking for the love and attention that feminism has made impossible for them to have (or enjoy, if they did have it). I hooked up with the one for like 4 months but I just couldn't see a future with someone that mentally unfit

>> No.12858470

>>12857421
>be a cat person

I lol'd hard

This actually is a good way to get through a semester of college. Except some of them are literally or ironically anorexic and only have one box of pasta (no pots, of course), some lettuce, cider, coffee, and cigs as their entire pantry which is not conducive to gainz.

>> No.12858478

>>12858455
Trump looks like humpty dumpty in that pic

>> No.12858479

>>12855354
>25 yr old woman
>hooking up

Red flag. cat lady lol

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>>12858478

R8 my fit

>> No.12858486
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>>12855563

In my mind's eye I'm picturing Spud Boy browsing /fa/ after injecting a healthy dose of psychoactive bath salts.

>> No.12858649

>>12855464
i fucking gagged laughing, thanks anon

>> No.12858700

>>12858455
who the fuck is the guy on left

>> No.12858705

>>12854948
advice: arthoes are usually crazy
stay away from borderline chicks, you dont want that problem in your life

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12858735

lmao why you wanna meet art hoes? they gonna hook you with drugs and don't even fuck you haha but atleast you listened to LaMonte Young while making out that's kinda worth it, r-right?

>> No.12858765

>>12858735
nah, what you do is get HER hooked on drugs man

>> No.12858770

>>12858765
she's probably already on and looks for insecure guys for drug money.

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pic related

>> No.12858870

>>12858785
drop the shitty hat and tattoos, switch vhs with books and that's me lol

>> No.12858897

very funny to see /fa/ try to calculate ways to receive sexual favors from women

none of this is going to work

>> No.12858903

>>12858897
no problem, rape is always an option

>> No.12859147

>>12855062
this goes for all girls by the way

>> No.12859194

>>12855563
This might be the only decent post I've seen on 4chan.

>> No.12859210

>>12858735
Who’s this?

>> No.12859850
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>>12855563
¿> ... ?

>> No.12859905
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>>12855563
what the fuck am I reading?

>> No.12859922

>>12858700
Do you live under a fucking rock dude

>> No.12860073

>>12858735
Wouldn't mind making out while listening to La Monte Young tbqh senpai

>> No.12860083

>>12859922
yes who is he lol

>> No.12860120

>>12860083
its Harvey Weinstein you fucking imbecile retard!!! do you not read the news?? or is the only language u understand 4chanistan-shitpostense?

>> No.12860123

>>12855563
u okay bruh?

>> No.12860142

>>12855364
You post cartoon reaction pictures and sound like a twat, thats why only asians

>> No.12860158

>>12860120
why do people care about harvey?

>> No.12860169

>>12860158
just take LITERALLY 5 seconds of your precious time to Google this jerk and the elusive answer you seek will be unveiled, morono.

>> No.12860174

>>12860169
okay sheesh im sorry im not a sheep who follows the news closely

>> No.12860190
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fuck

>> No.12860239

become a master painter and do double demin

>> No.12860270
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are these art hoes

>> No.12860294

>>12860270
gucci gang

>> No.12860302

>>12860174
He's a hollywood producer who a lot of women slept with to get ahead, now a lot are coming out one at a time via instagram and twitter.

>> No.12860306

>>12860302
are they an art hoe why are u talking about them

>> No.12860310

>>12860306
it's just a meme image mate, it has nothing to do with art hoes.

>> No.12860398

>>12856808
that's Freja Erichsen you fucking retard

>> No.12860585

>>12856808
holy shit
LMAOOOo

>> No.12860691

idk around here i always see them with "punk" dudes

the guys are usually a bit less attractive than such a girl would get if she didn't have obvious mental issues, so im assuming the bar is pretty low

shouldn't be too hard - enjoy!

>> No.12860710

ya it seems like these girls really wanna go for a classic daddy-issues finance chad or something except their in a rebellious phase rn so it wouldn't fit their aesthetic

id say pretty much just look "alternative" in some way while not being total skinnyfat slob trash adn your golden

just be sure to really treat her like shit once you've got her to assuage the aforementioned daddy issues and delay her seeking the chad she secretly craves

>> No.12860800

>>12858785

I have that exact hat in white. Didnt know RBW was popular enough to make it into a starter pack

>> No.12860812

>>12860174
>not a sheep
>doesnt recogize leading jewish media overlord

>> No.12860859

>>12855354
boy who's dated art hoes here

this man is on the nose

>> No.12860892

>>12860812
what?

>> No.12860917

>>12855354
I think there are different kind of art-hoes. The ones I know are all sex addicted and fucked up in the head. They all want to be abused and don't like relationships.
I dont know who they fuck though, but not artboys for sure.

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>>12855563
u ok anon

>> No.12860938

fwb my neighbor that i turned into an art hoe over a year and a half. She was into me for 4 years, she was overweight. Got her to lose weight, then proceeded to fuck her. Her art friends that she introduced me all loved my looks, so now i'll get to bang them now that my neighbor is in a relationship.
I'm 6'0, 190, decently fit, med school and right leaning. The guys art hoes are surrounded by are faggy painters that're just weird, be a normal joe and you'll be able to hook em ez

>> No.12861103

>>12855354
Get a good job or become low life. Every girl likes money and bad boys.

>> No.12861106

>>12855056
>>12861103
To this

>> No.12861111

>>12855364
>almost always talentless
>not bitter, just my observation
okay champ

>> No.12861119

>>12854948
I feel like I'm an authority because my girlfriends an art hoe and all of my life i've only ever got attention from art ho's. And desu i just wear dickies and hardcore band tees plus a fisherman beanie. Bit of a sk8er boi aesthetic. Bit of bling too homes. Otherwise just appreciate vaguely art hoe things and be aesthetic nd an alright chap and you'd be fine

>> No.12861137

>>12854948
rick owens. guaranteed to slay art hoes

>> No.12862015

>>12855545
Underrated post

>> No.12862281

art hoe bump

>> No.12862305

>>12855563
Couldn't have put it better myself.

>> No.12862632

>>12858785
ohhhhh shit nigger its basically me, without the shit music taste......I listen to death metal and meme rap............ohhhhh shit nigga!!! Haven't fucked any art hoes thou!!!

>> No.12862677

>>12855563
Indeed.

>> No.12862693

>>12855563
Don’t go too hard on dph, it’s not good for the brain.

>> No.12863782

>>12855056
Literally edgy fucks that don't give a shit

>> No.12863802

>>12854974
>Denim jacket (preferably with the borg collars) with musician/art pins, patches, etc., bonus points if you've got the back embroidered or some shit

LOL THE FUCKING SMITHS. the smiths was blaring from my headphones in the library and this qt art/indie chick was staring at me the whole time lol

>> No.12863809

>>12858485
presidential/10

>> No.12863811

This 5 foot cute art hoe was with this 6 foot /fit/ dude with great jaw aesthetics

proof u need to have psuedo chad aesthetics to bang art hoes

>> No.12863831

>>12863802
yeah cause you were blaring music in a library you fucking idiot

>> No.12863933

>>12855056
My drug dealer

>> No.12864721

>>12855563
thanks

>> No.12864752

I was at a design/fashion show and this cutie gave me the most heartwarming smile after she gave me a free beer (she was one of the art students that were organizing).
She did that to everyone right.

>> No.12864770

>>12855056
Competent artists and drug dealers, Whatever, They're so rarely talented it's like... a fancy new category for the vaguely cute HS rejects

>> No.12864825

V neck T under a blazer

>> No.12864852

>>12854948
kys