Tinder Fits

[Anonymous No.15025609]

Got my first tinder date tomorrow. Invited girl over to my place to hangout, listen to music, and watch a movie. She seems really dtf but I’m nervous because I’m a virgin. Also wtf do I wear since I’ll just be at my place?

[Anonymous No.15025616]

>>15025609
just wear the best outfit you already have dont try to be something your not or it will be weird

[Anonymous No.15025621]

>>15025609
a ribbed condom, but god knows whyd youd lose your virginity to a skank and start your sex life by getting an std ...

[Anonymous No.15025622]

>>15025609
how many times are we going to see this thread you dumb fucking serf

[Anonymous No.15025859]

>>15025609
Tell her you're a virgin when things start to get awkward, she'l probably enjoy taking it from you and showing you the ropes

[Anonymous No.15025860]

>>15025609
fuck off

[Anonymous No.15025863]

>>15025609
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.15025878]

Position your couch so it's not against a wall and while you're watching the movie you creep up behind her with your cock out and cum in her hair. Tell her she's a whore and you'd never put your dick in a whore and then tell her the twist ending of whatever movie you're only like 15 minutes into.

[Anonymous No.15025895]

Remember that your outfit should include protection.

[Anonymous No.15026273]

>>15025621
That’s what I’ve been thinking but I also need to lose it

[Anonymous No.15026299]

no condom. u want to feel it first time and tinder ho never ask

[Anonymous No.15026663]

>>15025616
So I should wear jeans? I never wear jeans around my house

[Anonymous No.15026775]

I pump and dump a few girls a week. Ask me anything

[Anonymous No.15026779]

6”1 150lbs

>I only match with BIG girls and I’m not into
>Convince myself it’s a good idea to on the date for practice
>plow out
>feel awful

I don’t think dating apps are for me guys

[Anonymous No.15026782]

>>15026775
U look ridiculous

[Anonymous No.15026801]

>>15026782
I agree to some extent but I haven’t seen anyone else on here getting as much pussy as me. Just trying to help some fellow anons out and show that most girls just want your average Joe Schmo to hook up with.

[Anonymous No.15027001]

>>15026775
How? You’re not very good looking and your smug smirk is disgusting

[Anonymous No.15027017]

>>15026775
Obvious bait. That's a hot dude tho.

[Anonymous No.15027046]

>>15025878

[Anonymous No.15027110]

>>15027001
Id say I’m average however I take care of myself/present myself nicely. Girls always dm me first saying hey handsome or some shit like that

[Anonymous No.15027116]

>>15026775
Have you ever loved? Have you ever been loved?

[Anonymous No.15027117]

>>15026775
8head

[Anonymous No.15027122]

>>15027110
Yeah I’d put you average. I don’t mean any offense, besides your stupid smug smiling mug. The smug smirk usually rubs people the wrong way so it’s strange. I had plenty girls message me on tinder, but I just trolled them cause im bordering on autisitc. Good for you though. You remind me of a manwhore I know who is average but fucked my sister and aunt.

[Anonymous No.15027135]

>>15026775
Trinity wanker

[Anonymous No.15027686]

>>15027122
No offense taken. I’m pretty straight forward when talking to girls depending on the type of pics they use. If the girl posts sluttier pics showing off their body I’ll straight up ask if they want to hook up sometime/bd friends with benefits. More conservative girls I’ll talk too for a week or so and then take out for food then convince them to sleep with me after showing how sweet I am. All depends on the girl really. You just have to know how to read the situation

[Anonymous No.15027742]

UPDATE Op here. She stood me up and didn’t come :(

[Anonymous No.15027748]

>>15027742
you're supposed to meet somewhere first like a coffee shop or something frist and then smash or even schedule fucking for the next date.

[Anonymous No.15027861]

>>15027686
nah you're above average for sure, you dress like shit though. its clearly working for you though

[Anonymous No.15027963]

>>15027742
Don't take it personally anon. Lots of people are scum now because technology makes the cost of being flaky and ghosting someone literally zero

[Anonymous No.15027987]

>>15027110
>however I take care of myself/present myself nicely
Delusional lmao. Between your photos all conveying obvious daddy's money and the "status" of being in a frat (not sure if it's a top one at your college) that's enough for some hoes on tinder.

[Anonymous No.15027992]

>>15027686
>convince them to sleep with me
how doyo do this?
i need help.
i can't close the deal.

[Anonymous No.15027994]

>>15027742
probably an old man wankin to your nudes

[Anonymous No.15028072]

>>15026775
Yeah he looks like a rich smug cunt but I bet photo 2 is what does it. Ladies like men in suits, they also like funny guys and alcohol. He's nailing it based on that second pic. It's carrying his profile pretty good (if his claims are true) cause god knows how girls look past photos 6-8.

[Anonymous No.15028084]

>>15026775
LOL not even that good looking, but i guess with good game id believe it
also how many dicks u suck to get into ur frat

[Anonymous No.15028091]

to all the guys here that get a decent amount of matches:
where do you live?
because good god if you live here in SoCal and you're not an 8+/10 and/or white and tall, you will get NOTHING

I went to visit my grandparents in Mexico city in December and i was getting like 5 matches a day, and i was being rather picky. And i look like any average lightskinned mexican

[Anonymous No.15028172]

>>15028091
norcal

[Anonymous No.15028224]

>>15026775
>I pump and dump a few girls a week

My tinder must be broken then

[Anonymous No.15028230]

>>15028091
I'm a white Australian.
I struggle to get matches here but when I went to Mexico City a couple weeks ago my tinder and bumble were going off.
Crazzyy matches and girls were straight up asking me to hang out with no effort on my part. Hot ones too.

Over here I'll ask a 5 or 6/10 to hang out just cause I'm horny and will get excuses or no response.

[Anonymous No.15028239]

>>15028230
Pic relate

This was only after a few hours of being there, theres like 50+ matches off screen.
Back in Australia for a few days now and ive matched with like 4 average girls

[Anonymous No.15028249]

>>15028172
>posting the same pathetic conversation thread with a fat whale on the third straight tinder thread

[Anonymous No.15028258]

>>15028091
>Mexico city
>>15028230
>Mexico City


Those are fake accounts that rob and sometimes rape you

[Anonymous No.15028266]

>>15028258
Fake accounts are obvious and they always use models.

[Anonymous No.15028289]

>>15028258
They seemed legit enough i guess. most of them had IGs too. i met up with 2 of them while i stayed there.

>>15028230
>>15028239
you also have the advantage of being a white foreigner so there is that. i meant more speaking as a local from where you are. for example say someone that is from Canada and is average looking has a decent pull from his local area

[Anonymous No.15028329]

>>15025609
>worry that much over a tinder date

jesus... enjoy your first and last date with that whore

[Anonymous No.15028589]

>>15028249
>18 year old DD/LG chick
>fat whale
cope

[Anonymous No.15028617]

Who cares? Why do you want to impress a woman that's pretty much a prostitute?

[Anonymous No.15028639]

>>15028617
all women are prostitutes.
trying to impress them is what men do.
sex isn't logical

[Anonymous No.15028662]

>>15027742
Yeah that's happened to me every time I've had a tinder girl agree to a date.

Women just use tinder for validation
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0191886918302113

[Anonymous No.15028668]

>>15028662
>Women
haha
you know those are all fake accounts, right?

[Anonymous No.15029632]

>>15028668
She was real, I added her on Snapchat. She posted herself going out when she was supposed to be coming to my place. I ended up going to the bar

[Anonymous No.15029826]

>>15027135
big fat trinity head on him

[Anonymous No.15030414]

>>15026775
I would happily punch you in the face

[Anonymous No.15030501]

yah, OP got stood up. tinder is shit. i am fucking a 7/10 rn from tinder though. i live in a smaller city so it's harder to find matches.

i find that the fuckboy strategy doesn't work. talk to her for a bit, get her number/snap. go out to a safe first date. women are horny and if you can be decent she'll fuck you after.

realistically though, unless you a 10/10 or have alot of patience, tinder will be frsutrating and you won't get much.

[Anonymous No.15030516]

>>15026775
unironically mogs me to hell and back

[Anonymous No.15030787]

>>15026775
Social value expressed in every picture, is it that hard?

If you're a man, you're looking for sex. You don't care if she sits at home and watches tv all day. Even if shes ugly, fat and a fucking slob you don't give a shit if you can fuck her ass and leave. If she's fun and catches your attention, you may stick around longer.

If you're a woman, you can have this at any point. So you want a hot guy who seems like he'll be a good lay to feel good about yourself for bagging, or you want prince charming/marriage material. Homeboy took the prince charming route. Frat letters, suits, haircuts, hotelrooms and blurry campus photos = "I have worth". Good on him, survival of the chaddest.

[Anonymous No.15030793]

>>15026779
The BIG girls will generally let you go straight to the ass, ATM, golden shower, whatever. Don't feel bad unless you straight up lie about wanting to date them or something.

[Anonymous No.15030798]

>>15028239
I hate how chicks think "hi" "hey" and "how are you" are openers. They see the effort and shit that guys put in, why do they think it's gonna work for them?

[Anonymous No.15030896]

>>15026775
delete 3 and 7

[Anonymous No.15030907]

>>15026775
i would be friends with you and secretly lust after you in my weakest moments

[Anonymous No.15031132]

Need more tinder fits

[Anonymous No.15031160]

>>15028239
fuck her throat after serving her your beef bolognese

[Anonymous No.15031395]

Bumble is better

[Anonymous No.15031807]

>>15030798
Because it does work, women get many times the matches you do. Why do you think guys always have to put in all the effort?

[Anonymous No.15031900]

>>15026775
Average/10
Your photo's are good aside from top right, bottom middle and bottom left.

[Anonymous No.15032548]

>>15028072
I agree with this

[Anonymous No.15032560]

>>15026273
It's a stupid incelish way of thinking. Do you want women to fuck you or not? They're hardly throwing themselves at you in droves. The first time one does, are you really going to judge her for being "a skank"?

[Anonymous No.15032565]

>>15028091
In the States, you have to “make up” for being non-white with being /fit/ or demonstrating obscenely high value (travel pics, foreign car, active social life, cute dog, preselection, etc.)

[Anonymous No.15032567]

>>15028289
>women who set guys up don’t have instagrams
is it summer already?

[Anonymous No.15033501]

Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.15033547]

>>15032560
t.woman

[Anonymous No.15033553]

>>15026775
definition of a try hard.
Dude you're performing for women so much you might as well be one.

[Anonymous No.15033559]

>>15033501
this is pretty bad man, why the fuck do you have the literal drive jacket? also the standing in front of mustang pic is a bad outfit and seems a little childish

[Anonymous No.15033560]

>>15033553
Can you really call him a try hard though if it’s working for him. I’m trying to take pics like him over the next few days

[Anonymous No.15033562]

>>15032565
god this is so fucking queer

[Anonymous No.15033564]

>>15033559
In really into cars and drive is my favorite movie

[Anonymous No.15033569]

>>15033560
you don't get it, if you're making yourself a CV for women like that, it's over, no pussy is worth spending that much time working on. Guys like that are pure actors, ATM machines, no soul.
You should be doing what YOU want to do at all times.

[Anonymous No.15033570]

>>15033564
i mean thats cool but you have to portray that better

[Anonymous No.15033591]

>>15033569
I’m not really getting any matches though because my pics suck. I’m okay looking.

[Anonymous No.15033596]

>>15025609
If i unironically dressed like this would i collect loads of pussy or would i look like a complete faggot?

[Anonymous No.15033729]

>>15025878
This

[Anonymous No.15033735]

>>15026775
>posting yourself on 4chan
damn you newfags are complete tards

[Anonymous No.15033890]

>>15026775
Is there anything less effay than paying for friends?

[Anonymous No.15033931]

>>15033501
ARE YOU THE SAME KOREAN SHELBY OWNER FROM /OSG?
Also great car, have an s550 in that color but too broke for a cobra

[Anonymous No.15033934]

>>15025609
uhhhh khaki's?

[Anonymous No.15033942]

>>15033735
>that pic is really you
newfag detected

[Anonymous No.15034002]

>>15033564
don't trust guys to give you good advice
i think chicks dig cars

[Anonymous No.15034023]

>>15032567
why is it so hard for you to believe that women in other places are less picky?

[Anonymous No.15034029]

>>15033942
no u

[Anonymous No.15034438]

>>15026775
>it’s really this easy for white guys
yes I’m mad