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requisites for not looking like a retard with a long coat?

>> No.15886128

Step 1 not be OP

>> No.15886133

>>15886128
got em

>> No.15886135

>>15886121
be tall, have shoulders.

>> No.15886141

>>15886121
Be tall

You will always, always look like a little kid in daddy's clothing if you arent tall while wearing a long coat

>> No.15886152

Make sure it fits, unlike OP

>> No.15886478

>>15886121
1. Obtain long coat
2. Wear it
3. Don't be a retard

>> No.15886601

>>15886121
Do not wear it with workwear (jeans etc) or sportswear (sneakers, sweatpants etc)
Obviously it should fit

>> No.15886892

>>15886601
This. Long coats are by their nature more dressy / formal, so outfit underneath and shoes should go accordingly. Strong frame and height are advantage.

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>>15886892
>Long coats are by their nature more dressy / formal
>The length of a coat determines its dressiness/formality

>> No.15886909 [DELETED] 

be smoking a cigarette at all times don’t stop for 1 second or they’ll know

>> No.15887056

>>15886121
jackboots

>> No.15887060

>>15886121
1) Don't be short.
2) Don't be a retard.

>> No.15887486

>>15886905
Did someone zandatsu his legs?

>> No.15887514

>>15886121

idk its something I want to try but don't know if I can pull it off.

you definitely need to wear a suit and tie for it to look right.

>> No.15887516

>>15886121
If you aren't over 5'10, you shouldn't wear long coats.

>> No.15887525

>>15887514

another thing to add, it needs to be properly long. ive seen some men get "long coats" that are around or above knee level; looks AWFUL

>> No.15887804

>>15886121
buy ones that fit???

>> No.15888953

>>15886121
w2c hat and coat? or sth similar
i desperately need a new long coat and i can't justify dropping 1k+ on yohji rn

>> No.15888963

>>15888953
just cop and keep it forever

>> No.15888978

>>15888963
damn you anon you're tempting me
i gotta buy a car first....

>> No.15888987

>>15886905
man, that taste, prettty sad for him desu

>> No.15889023

>>15888978
if a car can help you generate more funds for clothes and whatever else in the future, then it's a pretty clear choice.

>> No.15889034

Make sure it fits

>> No.15889054

>>15886121
Don't copy the retard in OP pic would be a start.

>> No.15889056

>>15886121
Height
/thread

>> No.15889066

>>15886121
tall, broad shoulders, well-maintained hair and facial hair, try a color other than black or grey

>> No.15890214

>>15886905
> not looking like a retard
>looking like a retard

>> No.15891052

>>15886905
Why do all asperger's people have the same facial features? I thought it wasn't supposed to present physically like with downies, but I know a couple of severe aspies and they both have the exact same face as this guy.

>> No.15891233

>>15886892
Retarded advice. Dressing down more formal pieces by pairing them with workwear often works well

>> No.15891247

>all this trash tier normie """"advice""""

>> No.15892004
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>>15886121
There's nothing wrong with a long coat. Just keep it normal.
>>15886121
This shit looks way too fucking big
>>15886905
This coat has no form what so ever.

Get something like in my pic

>> No.15892005

>>15891052
I have a unique face like you.

>> No.15892045

>>15886121
If you're going out, wear it over a suit/sportcoat/blazer. Anything else looks like shit. Make the fabric heavy. Anything else looks like shit. If it's a trench coat, make sure it's KHAKI heavy cotton gabardine, double breasted, and shrug slightly when you tie the belt.

>> No.15892226

>>15892004
this looks pretty good
nice casual application of an overcoat
don't overcoat if you can't do this
and more formal is ok too
imo

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>> No.15892344

>>15892004
>>15892045
so basically all overcoats are bad and never wear one
nobody has a job that requires this dresscode anymore

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>> No.15892474

>>15892344
Wearing a blazer? A sport coat? What are you, retarded? It's not morning dress, anon, you don't need to be a 1920s valet to wear a jacket

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I just came here to post this.
Have a nice day.

>> No.15894067

>>15888987
>>15886905
The average trad/prep poster

>> No.15894551

>>15891052
holy fuck I see that
you activated my aspieradar

>> No.15894557

>>15892004
boring pseudo-formal sexcore
don't do this

>>15892333
this anons pics are good

>> No.15894561

>>15894067
This boy does not represent us.

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>>15894557
gonna post a few I have saved

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>>15894067
sad but true
this is what tradcucks should strive for

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>> No.15894780

>>15894568
holy shit he is a titan god over that canada goose fucking faggot lmao

>> No.15894790

>>15894568
Goddamn how can I be fathered by this man

>> No.15894931

>>15894568
What the young man in the image is lacking compared this man. Is confidence, posture, being one with the outfit so it becomes less larp. Hard agree

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>>15886121
>how to ware bag w/out stupeh?
killing zee sef

>> No.15894990

>>15894931
what a roundabout way of saying you like beards and old people

>> No.15895011

>>15894931
>being one with the outfit
when is covid going to start killing the elderly!?

>> No.15895268

>>15886121
This is a waste of a perfectly good coat.
Tossing a couple of clothes together does not make you an aesthetic/fashion visionary. This is crap.

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>>15894990
Yes.

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>>15886121
Pay attention to shoulders and silhouette. the jacket in op is more like an "enlarged" jacket with very wide shoulders and long set-in sleeves in a heavy/stuff wool blend which makes him look like a child wearing an adults jacket. Wide-and-long jackets can be more difficult to pull off than fitted-and-long jackets. A raglan sleeve or a dropped armhole in a softer, more unstructured fabric is usually more forgiving if you are going for a more japanese/popeye-style oversized look. Cuff your sleeves if they look too long, I personally think the Vetements-style too-long sleeve trend is difficult to pull off well and ends up sloppy and childish on most people.

>>15892004
Example of a jacket that is long but still has fitted shoulders, which better suits a dressy/traditional menswear look.

Pic rel are long jackets with unstructured shoulders that can work well with a casual look

>> No.15895677

>>15892367

does this length look ridiculous in real life?

>> No.15895678

>>15886121
>not looking like a retard with a long coat
Impossible

>> No.15896137

>>15895011
No idea, i really hoped the Vaccine had some complications that kills them all

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Don't mind us with our dusters, the superior long coat breaking all your gay tradwear rules.

>> No.15896627

>>15886905
How could any self reposting dude wear something like this unless they’re a guzzling faggot

>> No.15897486

>>15894576
id on coat?

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>>15896604
This is what all the Californians look like when they first move to Arizona.

>> No.15897751

>>15894589
Dalí was absolutely /fa/

>> No.15897972

have shoulders.
stand up straight.
dont go above the knees.
dont go below the middle of calves.
Black leather is social suicide in many areas, proceed with care.
always try it on before you buy, if it feels LARPy, dont buy it, find another and try again.

an easy starter is a shearling longcoat.

>> No.15898045

be tall

>> No.15898248

>>15886121
get a midlength coat instead

>> No.15898251

>>15886141
Wouldn't you solve this problem by wearing a coat that fits?

>> No.15898336

>>15886121
Just look good facially. If you're average looking or ugly you'll just look like an autistic school shooter.

>> No.15898433

>>15892340
how are his legs so thin

>> No.15898505

>>15886121
don't have your arms in the sleeves and use it like a cape

nothing else will make that shit look good

>> No.15898518

>>15891052
I'm aspie and have been told I have an autistic face, I don't really look like my parents either...

>> No.15898641

>>15898433
probably severely underweight

>> No.15899832

>>15898433
It's a she

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Bought this a year ago but I never wear it
Any idea how to style it?

>> No.15901609

>>15900031
Not with sweatpants, that's for damn sure.
Try something like gray or brown straight cut jeans. Also shirts with at least somewhat structured collars really help with longer coats.

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>>15886121
1. Neckpill
2. Shoulders
3. Neckpill
4. Traps
5. Neckpill