/ic/ - Artwork/Critique

>make a new comic and art tutorials
>want to advertise on /ic/
>but dont want to get on the peripheral of all the d/ic/ks i burnt bridges with, about like 30 people

people who i burnt bridges with, just turn off the computer. just close your eyes.

>hear that MFAs are programs where you can be really focused and challenged as an artist
>have a GI bill to burn
>apply to a program at a university
>director: "Welcome to Schmuckatelli University, I will give you a tour of the campus"
>show up to campus/appointment/interview because, well, why not?
>introduced to a bunch of random places on the university that I will probably never visit or come back to
>director: "I recall you said you were working on graphic novels online? Can you share the website?"
>oh shit I didnt actually prepare for this part
>why did I tell her that?
>give her the link to my webcomic just to not be emptyhanded
>its full of muscular sweaty shirtless guys beating each other up
>someone left a comment saying its homoerotic
>director scrolling on her phone with pursed lips, "nice lines and anatomy, so uh what's this about?"
>me: "u-uh it's about c-c-capitalism... and uh... PTSD."

How do I redeem myself? I am doing it for my art... and also that GI bill housing stipend.

>finish the plot for the first chapter of my debut comic
>make rough draft for the comic panels
>yes, finally ready to start my first chapter!
>start drawing
>it's shit and realize idk how to draw

any copes or advice for this?

>applying for dream dayjob
>it's a managerial position
>company recruiter: "So write us a curriculum vitae listing your achievements including examples of leadership and managerial skills"
>be me
>unemployed for a whole year
>spent time drawing and doing odd jobs here and there
>started a website for my webcomic that I barely work on because procrastination and depression, sometimes have friends collab with me over discord
>understands that saying I "freelance" is just euphenism for "I am unemployed"
>me: "u-uh I run my own b-business! I am the director and manager, and I occasionally contract people to work as a t-team... every so often"
>recruiter: "That's great! List it on your curriculum vitae so you can get to the next stage of interview in a few months"

I am screwed. Now I really gotta work on my comic and hire other artists to help me with it so I can pretend I am a "manager" and "CEO". Might even pretend to be 3 separate people who got hired by me.

How do I pump out a full fledged webcomic in 3 months?

>>5105035
>>5105038

>>4371616
no sir, i don't like it.

>>3775893
The local eye clinic in my city is offering free exams btw.
You should book an appointment...
Hell, book one for a mental health hospital as well.

>>3671767

How are we supposed to know? Creativity isn't something that can be taught, like riding a bike. Its just something you intuitively already have to know, and figure out.

>>3668661
>consent
Its a fucking drawing.

>>3620176
>this entire post
good lord

>>3571546
Im getting real sick of these drawings of anime gamer girls in cushy settings that have been popping up all over the damn place.

>>3551934
good lord
you made it worse

>>3551545

>>3524765
kys