/ic/ - Artwork/Critique

>>3367774
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at CalArts, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Proko, and I have over 300 consecutive LAS submissions. I am trained in Loomis and I’ve got the best flow in the entire gesture thread. You are nothing to me but just another animeposter. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision linework the likes of which has never been seen before on this board, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, crab. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of successful freelancers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that whips out the pathetic little thing you call your likeness. You’re fucking drawn, kid. I can sketch anywhere, anytime, and I can depict you in over seven hundred poses, and that’s just with my imagination. Not only am I extensively trained in feeling the form, but I have access to the entire library of the New Masters Academy and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass onto the face of this clipboard, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy illustration your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit redline all over you and you will drown in it. You're never gonna fucking make it, kiddo.