Itt: post any embarrasing stories you have related to art

[Anonymous No.4704903]

>Be me, 12 years old
>Be in what Americans call middle school
>I was into a 8/10 girl of another class
>I was very into Madness Combat at the time
>Around the time Madness Combat: Depredation came out
>Fill pages of comics drawing Mr.Hank killing the shit out of the agents
>lots of stories just about killing shit, just with a gun
>Autistically give all of them to her
>Uhhh... here is a comic I've made... *stutter like a fag*
>H-hope you like it
>Uh... thanks
>She looks visibly confused and a bit grossed out looking at the gore in it
>I was with a classmate and he convinced me into doing this
>Needless to say he laughed his ass off on the way back home
>Next day everybody knew that I did that
>Every time I see her she awkwardly avoids me
>Know I fucked up so I avoid her completely the rest of high school until I drop out
>Decide to never share any drawings I make again
>Although this connects to the Fairly OddParents arc and me getting another classmate expelled and him eventually dropping out too

[Anonymous No.4704908]

>>4704903

[Anonymous No.4704986]

>>4704908
Here’s a better screen cap

[Anonymous No.4705019]

>>4704986
Great, thank you

[Anonymous No.4705033]

>>4704986
>>4704908
based anon
Those lolis are fucking CUTE
>t-they're a little young aren't day
Anon should have just said "Yes." like the Chad meme.

SAD!

[Anonymous No.4705048]

>>4705033
Why do I keep coming to this shithole

[Anonymous No.4705072]

>>4705033
Gas all pedos

[Anonymous No.4705129]

>>4704903
why do women obsess over child murderers and rapists?

[Anonymous No.4705142]

>>4705129
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hybristophilia
More common than you’d expect, it’s why negative IQ tyrones get laid so often

[Anonymous No.4705148]

>>4705129
>>4705142
https://youtu.be/KHuceF1qDzo
https://youtu.be/jF6NGDJ3ANE
https://youtu.be/Tn59vBiOt3o
https://youtu.be/Y_Sn0S7jiis
https://youtu.be/Rrc2ejs43RI
https://youtu.be/YPxILx98Ub0

[Anonymous No.4705154]

>>4705129
They aren't human so they naturally gravitate toward the most animalistic primitive men.

[Anonymous No.4705217]

>>4704903
lmaoing@ that Adam Lanza fetish.

There was a scaly furry girl on Deviantart who was obsessed with dinosaurs AND the Columbine shooters, they were the only humans she ever drew.
And she also made them into dinosaur side-characters for an animated show she was planning.

Based if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.4706170]

>>4705129
They think they can "tame the beast"

[Anonymous No.4706296]

>>4704908
I remember this one. It fucking brightened up my day

[Anonymous No.4706329]

>>4706170
This is a fallacy. Speaking as a woman who has openly wanted to fuck sadistic, violent sons of bitches, the idea of "taming" or changing them is the most unappealing thing in the world. They're beautiful in the most unrestrained way. Passionate, in depravity. Utterly irresistible in their violent tendencies. Who would want to tame something so perfect? It's like throwing a bucket of water on a blazing hearth fire from which all warmth and light spread. It's pointless, idiots. "muh women just want to tame their man" fallacy is cancer. Why would you be attracted to someone and then change the very reason you're attracted to them? Do you even think for one second when you ascribe reasons to a common behavior?

[Anonymous No.4706343]

>>4704986
Oh fuck, that reminds me a lot of this, I had to go find it again.

[Anonymous No.4706347]

>>4706343
>kitty-tan
>mouth-mating
>deviantart-tier bad anime catgirl slave
i'm going to fucking die

[Anonymous No.4706384]

>>4706343
lmao

[Anonymous No.4706396]

>>4706329
Maybe because of self-preservation? Not that anon, but it seems hard to believe you would openly want to be with someone that could abuse you psychologically and physically just to witness his "utterly irresistible" violent tendencies. Things will never play out in your favor unless you tame the relationship to this level, so, what gives?

[Anonymous No.4706406]

>>4705033
leave this website and never return

[Anonymous No.4706440]

>>4706329
As another woman I agree, except I don't have a mental illness so I project it on fantasy (and therefore safe) creatures/men and not real life people.

Go to a therapist nigga before you literally get yourself killed. Just schlick to anime villains like a normal person

[Anonymous No.4706852]

>>4705033
absolutely BASED

[Anonymous No.4706956]

i think this is why i don't draw coomer art. im too afraid someone would see it. im very shame based. i have never shown anyone my porn or told a girl about my fetishes or anything like that. everything has to stay 100% secret from everyone forever. i'll talk about it anonymously on the internet but not with anyone who can see my face. so my drawings are all sfw, no lolis, nothing even borderline creepy. i upload to ig every day but its mostly vehicles and adult clothed people.

[Anonymous No.4706986]

>>4706329
I will never forgive my ancestors for allowing women to vote

[Anonymous No.4706991]

>>4706440
>>4706329
I'm going to fucking rape the both of you.
Worthless fucking SLUTS. I BET YOU BOTH SMELL LIKE SHIT. BUT I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT WHORES REGARDLESS

SKANKS

[Anonymous No.4706996]

>>4706991
BASED

[Anonymous No.4707000]

>make painting of random picture in reference folder
>wanna post to twitter, reverse image search to find model/photographer for credit
>get name, twitter handle immediately
>don't look too far into it, post
>hour passes
>click through handle
>it's a grieving mother
>posting sad shit
>daughter with facial deformity, dead exactly one year before
>last post about how it's one of the hardest weeks of her life
>it's the wrong person

[Anonymous No.4707017]

>>4707000
>posting your shitty "studies"
>crediting "models"
>crediting "photographers"
You brought this upon yourself.

[Anonymous No.4707021]

>>4707000
POSE CREDITIN’

[Anonymous No.4707032]

>>4706170
"Women love bad boys because they want to play the hero and save/change them"

This is male fantasy. It's male projection. Males see downtrodden, tragic female characters and want to help them. Men then erroneously assume women are just as magnanimous and noble as they are. The female is not noble, far from it. The reality of female sexuality is that she is depraved beyond measure and if the average male understood just how deprave his female peers are he would succumb to madness and gnash his teeth on the pavement. There's a very good reason why every civilization, civilizations that deduced the atom, that built aqueducts, that designed steam engines and mastered irrigation and medicine. Very wise men for thousands of years saw fit to refuse them rights.

Why do you think so many women spend hundreds of hours reading about serial killers, reading court documents or poring through vivid witness accounts? Women are reading wikipedia artcles about child murderers and they're masturbating furiously. These men sexually excite and stimulate them like catnip to felines; because women are absolutely depraved and have complete antipathy towards civilization and the kind of gentle, loving, intelligent men who enable civilization to function.

Women are entropy manifested in human form. Why was Eve a woman? Why was Pandora a woman? The Ancients told you their parables, don't refuse their wisdom. I can't wait to start a family by myself thank God we have the option of surrogacy in the modern age.

[Anonymous No.4707042]

>>4707032
Straight men are so mystified by pussy, you honestly say the dumbest shit.

[Anonymous No.4707052]

>>4706329
based incel larping as a woman poster

[Anonymous No.4707057]

>>4707032
anon ur kid needs a strong feminine role model to raise them as well. if you love god respect his design for the family unit

[Anonymous No.4707068]

>>4707032
Hullo, is this this the based department? We’ve acquired another chap

[Anonymous No.4707070]

>>4707032
Hullo, is this the based department? We’ve acquired another chap

[Anonymous No.4707095]

>>4707057
Statistically mothers are bad parents. Single mothers are failing compared to single fathers. Don't let a woman raise your children if you want them to be successful. That's right: women can't clean after themselves, they cannot cook and they are bad at raising children. They are completely unneeded in a family structure. What sort of rolemodel is she supposed to represent? A strong father is enough.

[Anonymous No.4707109]

>>4707057
>modern female
>feminine role model
Does not compute

[Anonymous No.4707120]

>>4707032
anon, who hurt you this way

[Anonymous No.4707129]

>>4707032
bro all i want to do is get a cute himbo bf then eat hot chip and lie. I don't give a fuck about this gay murderer shit, that bitch is gonna stab me like fuck that

[Anonymous No.4707131]

>>4706440
>As another woman I agree, except I don't have a mental illness so I project it on fantasy
Not how that works lol

[Anonymous No.4707135]

>>4707095
Single fathers raises stinky lesbians so no.

[Anonymous No.4707158]

>>4707095
Please greentext the story about your mother touching you pp

[Anonymous No.4707178]

>>4707158
>Why did the civilizations that invented law, philosophy, and democracy specifically exclude women from these institutions?
>I bet your mom molested you!
Its like poetry. It rhymes.

[Anonymous No.4707298]

I have a bunch of bondage books prominently shelved in my room. They're right next to my premium Philip K. Dick collection.
Nobody ever bothered reading the spines on that shelf. It's disappointing how little attention people pay to one's library, baka

[Anonymous No.4707333]

>>4706329
Wow, you wrote all that, but I'm just going to discard your opinion. Funny how these things work huh?

[Anonymous No.4707335]

>>4705217
Extremely based

[Anonymous No.4708552]

>>4707178
who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.4708634]

>>4706343
fucking classic

[Anonymous No.4708652]

>>4706343
>Just say she's 12 years old in cat years
Gotta love that ingenuity.

[Anonymous No.4709144]

>>4706343
Jesus, why are parents like that? I am almost 30 and even know whenever I invite my parents over (or they invite themselves over), they are searching through my stuff. At least mom does it secretly, dad simply grabs my letters, bank accounts and reads them. Once when I was over at their place I took my Laptop etc with me and my "logbook" where I note down my activities, dreams, timetables, things to do- they grabbed it out of my bag and read through it while I was asleep.

What's wrong with them?

Anyway they are banned from visiting me now, because last time they went a bit too far.

A girlfriend I had also searched through my stuff and computer while I was in the toilet.

People have no shame.

[Anonymous No.4709323]

>>4704986
this is why the first crappy picture I ever drew and showed to my parents was kiryu from yakuza 0

[Anonymous No.4709347]

>>4709144
Why you such a walk over? Man the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.4709356]

>>4709144
That's better than your family taking absolutely zero interest in your life and activities, trust me.

[Anonymous No.4709684]

>>4709144
you're too selfish and self centered anon

[Anonymous No.4709721]

>thread for embarrassing art stories
>half the posts are just incel garbage
>AGAIN
can we please abolish this board?

[Anonymous No.4709772]

>>4709347
>Why you such a walk over? Man the fuck up.
Long story. I was basically tricked into thinking this is ok. I manned up by banning them from my property. It's a bit extreme, but I didn't want to talk... there really is nothing to debate.

[Anonymous No.4710076]

>>4709144
they're looking for evidence that you aren't a psychopath, talk to them more.

[Anonymous No.4710095]

>>4710076
>talk to them more
And confirm him as a psychopath? Good plan.

[Anonymous No.4710282]

>>4706329
ok tranny

[Anonymous No.4710289]

>>4707129
BASED REDPILLED HIMBOPILLED

[Anonymous No.4710302]

>>4704903
my story is similar. drew a shitty pic of a girl i thought was pretty and gave it to her on her birthday at her lockers then ran away, there were several male/female classmates present
i was already one of the loners in class so nothing changed after that but the moment haunts me

[Anonymous No.4710480]

Sightly related.

[Anonymous No.4710494]

>>4709144
Most people live snooping through family/friends belongings.

[Anonymous No.4710497]

>>4710480
I hope he's alright

[Anonymous No.4710509]

>>4710480
This is agdg yeah? Everyone i have known who used that board was homeless

[Anonymous No.4710523]

>>4706329
> Why would you be attracted to someone and then change the very reason you're attracted to them?
>woman
checks out

[Anonymous No.4710640]

>>4710480
Damn, that got sad really quickly

[Anonymous No.4710816]

>>4710302
How many hours did you shade her upper lip. Probably close to three.

[Anonymous No.4710828]

>>4704986
>>4704908
>come play with me
fucking lul

[Anonymous No.4712458]

>>4707032
For centuries MEN were refused rights. Not just women, all men were.
For much of human history, Might makes Right. Giving weak men rights is a modern concept

Trying to understand women through ancient stories and saying women like Eve and Pandora is ignoring the amount of male villains in them. Judas. The Ancients tell stories using characters like metaphors. They were stand-ins for more complex ideas that they don't have words for and don't have other references to. Parables can't be understood with your modern view of objective characterizing.

[Anonymous No.4712474]

>>4710480
that is a grind if i've ever seen one, i hope he's made it

[Anonymous No.4712475]

>>4710480
Aons here can't even get A4 paper, a pencil and draw. Mad respect for that dude.

[Anonymous No.4712476]

>>4710480
this is fucking nuts
he's got my respect

[Anonymous No.4712477]

>>4706343
Ahhh my sides hurt

[Anonymous No.4712483]

>>4704986
>>4704908
Heck yeah I'm in the screen cap!

[Anonymous No.4712486]

>>4710509
I used to go there a lot and I was never homeless