/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Then, with a strange haziness, a massive mansion appeared out of nowhere. It also sent a sharp pain lancing through my brain and I had to shut my eyes tight. "This is my home. Do not enter it without my permission or I will tear you limb from limb." She smiled, thought I found it mostly terrifying. I'm starting to wonder if I should have just let Miss Hakurei stalk me instead of...this. While I stood massaging my temples and cracking my eyes open slightly, I saw Miss Yuuka head for what could only be an equipment shed off of the main mansion. I decided to simply wait to avoid any potential limb-tearing. Miss Yuuka returned with some gardening tools, which she shoved into my arms. "Follow me." She muttered, stalking further toward the mansion. I slowly followed. When I reached her, Miss Yuuka stood with her arms behind her back. "Dig." She said, sweeping her hand and indicating the ground before me. "The pit will need more than the usual amount of soil, so dig it a little deeper." I started while she stared down at me as if I was digging my own grave. "It's rare that I find a human who takes an interest in the 'why' of soil mechanics. Perhaps I shall have to teach you more in the future. Especially if your Peach tree bears fruit." After a few minutes, Miss Yuuka deemed my digging sufficient. Crouching down, she gently placed the pit in the hole and rose to her feet. With one hand behind her back, she swept her hand across the ground and the soil, perhaps through some strange youkai powers, begin to shift back into the hole I had dug.
Miss Yuuka nodded satisfactorily after the job was done. "You may approach me if you see me in the village. I will take care of this tree for you. If you wish to see it, ask me." Miss Yuuka didn't broker any arguments. I thanked her for her generosity and expertise. "I had better return you before an angry Shrine Maiden comes after me." Miss Yuuka murmured. Then, without any warning, she took hold of my wrist again and lifted us both into the air. As it receded into the distance, I saw the mansion shimmer back into nothingness.
When Miss Yuuka dropped me back in front of my home, I found that it was must have been starting to get late, because the streets were empty. I felt Miss Yuuka let go of my wrist and I turned to thank her for transporting me back.
Miss Yuuka was staring at me thoughtfully. She raised her arms, gesturing to the empty street around her. "Did you know, human, that there were no less than four youkai besides myself in the immediate vicinity of your house when you came across me? There is something about you. You appear to draw youkai to you like a moth to a flame. It's no wonder that our dear Shrine Maiden is keeping her eye on you."

Let's be honest.
She can't orgasm unless she is murdering you.

I like yuuka