/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42711687
so red and blue

>>42691841

>>40466090
What would motivate a wurmie to fight in the first place?

>>39684857
DOUBLE WURM
WURM BATTLE

>>39123157
Imagine raising not one, but TWO unstoppable biological boring machines

>>38030398

>>37558300

Your daughters are fighting! What will you do?

>>33879642
Goddamn she's BIG

>>33509521
But what about fully grown wurm twins?

>>30663702
Ah damn. I went full Wurm there.

>>26179295
How about not shiro's?

>Wurm reads some Silver Age Superman comics
>sees Superman's miniature clone
>suddenly she develops the ability to shrink
>Tiny Wurm reads more Superman comics
>Superman splits into Red Superman and Blue Superman
>Wurm splits into Red Wurm and Blue Wurm
Comics are the root of all evil, my friends.

>>22549081
Nice things are nice!

>>21436029
No No I mean a Lich wouldn't store their soul in the cross that floats behind them all the time.

I mean what happens if a Wurm bumps into her in a high speed man rape chase while she's on her way to pickup apothecary supplies? It could break and then she'd be in trouble.

Well I mean her husband's dick would be in trouble but you know what I mean.

Is Echidna having superior versions of normal monster girl children lame?

It's not like there's a bunch of them in existence and it's all RNG what kids they have anyway. Nightmare Lord, Arch Arch Imp, DireWerewolf, ect

>>20234526
>The doorbell rang at exactly noon, the real bronze bells in the small entrance tower announcing the arrivals over the entire block.

>Ned looked over himself one last time in the silver vanity. He wore a black velvet cape over his embroidered double-breasted jacket and pleated breeches in the old style of the realm.
>It still felt like a costume. No, the quality was there. It was the real thing. He was the imposter.
>"So what?" He puffed out his chest. If he was a fake, then he'd be such a good fake nobody could tell the difference. He would be better, not for them, but for her. Because that's what his wife deserved.

>"Did you say something?" Tasha called from the sitting room.
>"I said I'm coming." Ned answered. He swept his cape like a villain as he left the room.

>It took Ned two hands to haul open the front door. Though carefully balanced, it was a foot-thick piece of green oak and steel braces meant to withstand a battering ram.

>He barely got it halfway before it door was thrown open the rest of the way and he was tackled to the sound of "Uncle Neddy!"
>Ned's nieces, Azara and Adara -barely five years old- could still toss Ned around like a toy.
>Luckily, they were good girls and didn't squeeze too tight.
>Their dad, husband of Tasha's sister Anni, gave Ned a hand up, the twin dragon pups still hugging and their tails hanging a foot off the floor.

>Ned smiled with genuine surprise. "I didn't know you were bringing your family Olly."
>Olly returned the smile and gave a hearty hug of his own, then grabbed his girls under his arms to get them to let go. "We happened to be in town for Anni's work. I couldn't resist a surprise visit to my favorite younger brother-in-law."
>The muscular man tilted his head back to the van in the driveway. "I even brought my famous custard pies."

>Hanging behind everyone else, Ned saw his parents-in-law. His dragon-in-law looked so happy when Tasha appeared, she was almost crying, while his father-in-law seemed as unreadable as always.

>It was then that Ned realized he had to feed five dragons when he had only planned on two.

>'I see your test, old man. And I'm not going to fail.'

I will take over the world with my Legion of Wurms.

You wouldn't hire a pair of plumbers to save the prince from a degenerate filthy lilim right?

>2 Wurm plumbers go adventuring

>>17805385