/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>3798908
Yeah, she can kick my ass at it, actually.. Something I don't usually admit to, but hell, you blew my cover so I might as well tell. We haven't been able to play lately because we actually broke the gamepads we normally used to play it, too much intense button smashing, combo punching action apparently..

>>3798895
Speaking of rape, at work today I punched the lights out of a guy who tried to abduct a little boy. The boy's mother gave me $200, but I turned it down.

"JUS DOIN MY CIVIC DUTY MA'AM."

>>3798813
Heh, if it makes you feel any better, I have two younger sisters, and one of em has a day that goes something like...

>>wake up
>>school
>>home from school
>>eat at PC while checking webcomics
>>TOUHOU
>>TOUHOU
>>TOUHOU
>>PoFV against Big Brother
>>TOUHOU
>>Scarlet Weather Rhapsody against Big Brother
>>homework
>>dragged away from homework by Brother to watch youtube clips
>>homework
>>bed

She's pretty much an exact replica of Patchouli; physically frail, massive bookworm, knowledge of all things, inability to prevent her stuff being stolen by others, general complacency.

>>3798718
>>3798723
>>3798734
>>3798735
>>3798738
Oh my god I'm the best not-actually-trying-to-troll-anyone-but-somehow-still-ending-up-doing-it-anyway EVER.

As for responses, here they are:
>>3798718
Normal? Hardly.

>>3798723
see >>3798751

>>3798734
I'm exactly where I want to be, thank you very much.

>>3798735
also see >>3798751

>>3798738
/v/ spawns dicks in the real world, I've come to find that I hate people who browse /v/ with a passion. I knew this guy once whose /v/-inspired lifestyle pissed me off so much that I can very well liken myself to Parsee due to how much I loathe him and his success.

>>3498201
>>Stage 2
>>Alice
wat

Bwahahaha, I already got kicked out! It was probably one of the most interesting experiences of my life. I went from living in my family's basement, subject to their various cruelties, to living with my best friend and hitting the town each and every night after work. Sometimes we just took it easy and played xbawks though...

Too bad it was too good to last, he's gotta move to Oregon now and I've got too many ties down here to warrant my departure as well.. I've still gotta get geared for college in the Spring. Because of that, I ended up forcing myself to patch relations with the family and I've moved back in with them for now.

Bah, registration was a 2 step process. It's all k.

What exactly is a 'booru' anyways? Some kinda Japanese photobucket equivalent?

"The server is serving too many files. You can register for a free basic account to view this page."

I guess... One must register to view? duurrrrpp.... ._.

Got anymore like that?

Well... They'd definitely give em a run for their money.. What do they play, bluegrass?

The moral of the story? Never believe the weather forecast (>>3404018 ), it always lies.

Scarlet Flight, this is Control. We advise maintaining current heading and continuing with landing procedures. The forecast shows a high probability of North Easterly winds at 15 to 25 mph. We predict this will blow away the mist and prevent any serious incidents. Besides, what's the worst that could happen?

Control, this is Scarlet Leader. We've completed the final turn, making our approach now. Scarlet 2 is low on fuel, she'll be coming down first. Make sure the fairies don't scrape the paint when they do their maintenance duties this time, alright?
*noise*
Uh, Control, we've got a problem. Scarlet 1 is reporting a malfunction in her smoke canisters and- Wait, scratch that, all of Scarlet flight is encountering trouble with their smoke dispensers. Some kind of red, almost crimson mist is pouring out and covering the entire region. Tower, please advise?

-Earlier that day!-
Control, Patchouli, do you read me? This is Scarlet Leader, Operation "Morning Dew" has been a success. We're approaching our final turn now.. Alright Scarlet Flight, execute final turn to angels One-Eight-Zero in 3, 2, 1, execute.

LOOK OU- *KerSPLOOOOOOOOOODE*
*BOOOOOOOOOM* *BAAAAAM* *SHATTER* *CRAAAAASH* *WHAM* *BAAAAAAAAAAM* *thankyoumaam* *FRRRRWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHH*

TOWER, WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF OPTIONS UP HERE! Oh my god... Flight controls are not responding! I repeat, WE DO NOT have control! The situation is out of hand, control, PLEASE advise! My god... what's that up ahead?

TOWER, this is Hakurei One-Two-Niner! PLEASE RESPOND! We are having a cascade of system failures up here! Flight controls are becoming sluggish, and all our instruments are out! (*to Stewardess* FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MAKE THE PRISMRIVERS PUT THEIR STUFF AWAY!) Control, we are declaring an emergency situation up here, PLEASE ADVISE.

Tower, this is Hakurei One-Two-Niner. Control, please respond. Visibility is deteriorating, there's some kind of red mist clouding the skies ahead. The air is becoming very unstable and our sensors are beginning to show improbable readings. Tower please advise!

Tower, this is Hakurei One-Two-Niner. Our instruments are picking up an atmospheric distortion ahead, and... *kzt* We're just trying to verify. We're currently on course, flying over the Forest of Magic. (aside: I can see my house down in Mayohiga from here.) Tower, please confirm that you see us on radar?

Uh, Tower, this is Hakurei One-Two-Niner reporting a bird strike. We just crossed over the southern Gensokyo mountains when a crow flew up and into our left engine. We are unharmed, but our inflight broadcast system has been hijacked by an unknown frequency. The perpetrator has yet to identify themselves, but they want us to buy their newspaper. We are as of now unsure as to what this may mean. We'll keep you posted Tower, Hakurei One-Two-Niner out.

>>3403894
But, it's 11 girls 5 cups.

What on earth could they be discussing /jp/?

>>3403861
If you've worn the games out THAT MUCH then maybe you should consider becoming a doujin artist?

>>3403845
What if he makes a creepy non-sequiter VHS tape and plays it and then a creepy girl comes out of the TV and ends him?