/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>3403834
Listen to this man, he knows what's what indabutt.

>closet

>>3403794
Ohohohohoh that one slaps me on the knee!

We're actually pretty awesome. Most of us have top-notch hand-eye coordination, know at least 1 foreign language, are secure in our masculinity, and have banged your mother.

You however, have not. You have merely stumbled across a board that has sparked some form of interest within you, perhaps because of it's relatively calm and slow-paced nature, you've been drawn to /jp/ because you believe that here you can be someone, you can actually have a name and not be concerned with anons making fun of you, pointing out your flaws and mistakes. oh, don't be fooled, we WILL point out your mistakes and exploit your flaws to their utmost potential. But know that we too share many of those flaws of yours. It's what makes us all human, and it's why at the end of the day we all can sit down and talk about things we like.

So, Jackie, I'm new to Touhou, and I'm extending a hand to ya mate. Wanna stick around? Just don't cause too much trouble, the Janitors are fairly strict about the content here.

Sorry bud, I couldn't find what you were looking for, and I just got a call from work, they need someone to come in until 7 o'clock tonight so I gotta run. I wish I could help more, but all I can do is wish you luck and give you this pic.

>>3399858
Nice back Reimu.

>>3399798
lol, plotline of Surrogate

>>3399790
But Alice isn't really all that difficult, hell, half her nonspells remind me of Meiling's EoSD Rainbow Windchime. So much spinning!

>>3399788
I thought it was /jp/ - Personal Blog, Tech Support, Cosplay

I know what you mean bro, if we can't help a fellow out, then who can?

>>3399758
Heya OP, I guess we forgot to warn you, if it's a Touhou game, Stage 4 is where the difficulty ramps up threefold. It will be like that with each and every Touhou game from Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil onwards.

But anyways, how're you likin it so far? Fun game huh?

>>3399749
That's where the neural interface takes the lead in terms of the experience, because it could simulate any and all feelings you would encounter during your 'dive', while a holodeck would probably be much less capable in those regards.

>>3399688
Admit it, you read that in his voice.

>>3399746
Why are her wings flapping if she's walking?

>>3399734
Beautiful.

>>3399708
Well if they weren't visible then you couldn't rightly see em now could you?

Did you try /r/ or /w/? You never know, it's worth a shot and it costs you nothing but a moment of your time.

>>3399697
Fuck Merlin's opening spell... Those damn wispy ghosts always get me cause I think I've dodged them but OHOHOHO NOPE, they flip over and smack me in the face when I'm not looking.

>>3399681
Oh fine, only the dregs of human society would waste away, the regulars and highclass would carry on with their usual lives. You happy?


Pffffft, highbrow philosophers...

>>3399670

>>3399643
You WHAT?

>>3399617
Yeah bud, Sakuya A will do ya good for your first few runs, but you'll want to switch over to someone else once you've got the general flow of the game down pat.

Man that'd be awesome. Fucking hell though, people'd be dieing in those all the time though, nobody'd ever want to leave. The real world would fall into disrepair as the holotechnology was abused and misused to the point of people locking themselves inside and never wanting to leave their fantasy worlds. I mean, if you could spend your entire life in Gensokyo, wouldn't you? Or if you wanted to do nothing but relive World War II (god help you), or maybe experience the Wild West... I mean, who knows, it's a personal preference thing. The point is, humanity would starve if we had access to such technology without strict disciplinary measures taken to prevent it's abuse and overuse.

Hello anonymous of /b/, welcome to /jp/.

Nice dress.