/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46140071
Please do not take too many porcs
Who else will raid villages and be lvl 2 bandits?

>>45708030
Fine then, I can be a slave somewhere else
I hear the porcs down the road are offering BBQ Fridays once a month for being a breeding slave

>>37335589
Piggus!

>>36993293
>Capturing and domesticating "feral pigs" aka p'orcers

>>36938960
P'orcers

>Dump all points into agility and endurance
>Attack a p'orcer stronghold
>Get captured
>P'orcers begin their rape
>Outfuck 'em because of high AGI and END stats
>Watch as they lose to my dick one-by-one
>Become the warchief of the stronghold
>Domesticate them and turn them into brood mothers
>Make the stronghold self-sufficient
>Modernize the stronghold for comfy
>Spend the rest of my days breeding pigs, drinking beer, and being worshiped by the pigs

>Defeat a small raiding party of p'orcers
>P'orcers submit to you
>Domesticate said p'orcers
>Turn them into good, church-going ladies and perpetual babymakers

>Domesticating a band of wild, p'orcer raiders and turning them into kind, diligent housewives

Gonna overpopulate the world with p'orcs
Gonna do it with my dick

>>35460509
I'll take p'orcs instead

>>35335547
P'orcs are a million times better than elves. You can never convince me otherwise.

Don't worry, /mgt/! I'll slay those terrible p'orcers threatening your town!

What nickname does your p'orcer harem call you?

You all can argue with the cheshire. I'm gonna go get smothered in porcine tits. No need to wish me luck. I already know it's going to be a wonderful experience

>Portals to MGE world start to appear in your neighborhood
>People start to gather around in curiosity
>Still not quite operational yet
>News crew hits the scene
>You're standing by
>You know this is the day you're gonna come face to face with your elegant, canine waifu
>Portal starts to glow brighter and make much more noise
>This is it, you can feel it
>Your belly is full of butterflies as you wait with excitement
>A throng of p'orcers bust through
>The crowd is overwhelmed
>Every single man is quickly subdued and dragged back through the portal, you included
>News spreads everywhere of the event
>A small clip of you getting carried away with a look of shock and horror on your face by a thicc p'orcer loudly exclaiming "haha! This bitch boy is mine!"

>>34481233
The best orcs are porcine

>>33728918
>>33728994
BUIIIIII!!!!

>>33659436
They wouldn't. The Golden P'orcer Horde would rule the land.

Why haven't you taken the p'orcer pill yet, anon?

Imagine a threesome with two p'orcers. One riding your dick cowgirl style, another grinding her p'orc pussy on your face

>>32215525
Disgusting.

>>32214839
WE! WANT! PORK!

A p'orcer harem, whether dominate or submissive, is gonna guarantee that you never have to work a day in your life. With the former, you're gonna be their cum pump, and with the latter, they'll worship you almost like a god. Even better is that they are practically self-sufficient. Housing, tools, food, weapons, all self-produced. Sure, you're probably not gonna be living in a mansion, but life in the stronghold will certainly be comfy. And if there's something that you want that they can't make themselves, they'll just pick a weak town nearby to raid.

I'm surprised they're not more popular, but I guess it's the porcine features that people aren't too fond of. Personally, I think they're cute

>Accidentally subdue p'orcer raiding party in a game of air hockey at the arcade

>>27406860
Sure why not.

I mean, in an ideal harem, your wives fuck each other and even put on a show in front of you doing it. Then they integrate you into the fun, and you become the focus of the lewd. My harem policy is that the wives are married to each other as much as they are to me, so they're not forbidden in having intimate relationships with each other. Though I would have ultimate say on everything