/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>17929527
how plump?

>>17908777
Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me, I need to check that out.
I didn't hate Lynch's Dune

>>16709917
>>16709909
>>16709927
>>16709945
>keeps getting into comically painful scenarios where he thinks a monster will go for him, but shit happens at the last second, always
>this keeps happening
>comes home to a messy haired naked apron wearing demon
>She's been altering his luck and probability fields with high end devil magic until she finally gets the stones to break into his house
>makes him dinner and rides him ragged
>tells him with slightly crazed eyes that he'll never want to leave her side ever again
good end?

>>12666208
>It’s not until you’re a good distance away from the scene that you stop and say something to her
“You know…”
>You begin, causing her to stop and face you
“Thanks for saving me and all, I suppose.”
>She doesn’t seem too pleased with what you said
>”You really ought to be more careful, Anon,” she scolds, in a manner too similar to a protective sister
>”You should know better than to be so reckless around girls like that. I mean...”
>She pauses
>”I know it’s because of me you did something reckless, but...if I didn’t show up, you’d be...”
“Hey, now, that was just a, a one-time thing. Don’t worry. I won’t let some predator like that catch me off guard again,” you say, trying to cheer her up
>”You promise?”
>Well...
>You might as well say yes
“I promise,” you say, not really even sure why she’s making you ‘promise’ something like this
>Nonetheless, she gives a relieved smile in response
“And, for what it’s worth,” you begin
“Maybe we could have lunch together tomorrow”
>Those words create a spark inside her
>When she looks at you, she gives a mild blush
>Approaching you, she pulls the silken mask down, revealing the full image of her face
>And leans in for...a kiss?
>She closes her eyes, and puts her lips together, slowly inching closer to yours
>You almost get the feeling of reciprocating her action
>Until, just before she kisses you,
>A cloud of smoke covers your vision
>By the time you clear it from your vision, she’s gone
>Like she was never there to begin with
>This feeling, it feels odd
>You can tell she took this as a sign of you officially going out
>But rather than feeling annoyed, you feel invigorated
>Weird
>So, with a small smile on your face, you continue your walk home

END