/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Guys, it's no use. Monsters give me a boner. I just have to accept it.

Reminder that shortstack monsters get turned on just from being in the presence of a tall human boy.

I want to learn magic so I can run around town turning unmarried monsters into shortstacks. They won't be able to catch me because of their short legs and heavy tits.

>tfw no harem of shortstack monsters
>ywn walk around the house and just bend them over something or slam them against a wall and just fuck them into twitching, passed out messes with overstuffed wombs

>tfw no harem of shortstack wives to furiously breed everyday after you come home from work
>this will never become so routine that they're always flushed and dripping wet before you even get in the door

>>19568657
Don't you mean "How short is your waifu"? The answer is: They're all very short.

Name something better than a harem of three gyaru shortstacks. Protip: u can't

>tfw no harem of shortstack wives to vigorously breed until they're cumflated and pregnancy is guaranteed
Is wanting to see three pregnant shortstacks resting on the couch, talking about how cute their husband's daughters are going to be really too much to ask for?

I need some small cow wives in my life